Jeans Slasher
It was a regular night out in Academy City. The students mostly asleep, with only a few awake and some patrol bots going around. Of course, that didn't mean some people weren't awake. Be it the average delinquent or a student wanting to play in the night life, naturally some are up and okay.
"Oh man, this is so tiring." Also up and about is a regular boy who had a plain look and spiky black hair. Nobody special really. Just an unlucky fellow that had been forced to go out and buy some food for his numerous freeloading people. Had it not been for the fact because of a Magic God, the girls stubbornness, and the smallest part of him that didn't mind the situation, he let them stay.
'Still,' The unfortunate boy sighed looking at all the food he had on him. 'Making enough for everybody isn't easy. Especially for that black hole of a nun.' The poor boys wallet and bank account crying in sadness of not having enough yen.
"At least I have enough to make a good meal." The boy said with a smile.
"Why hello there." A sultry voice then said from nowhere.
"Huh," The boy then turned his head to see who's speaking to him. "Um, who is th-wah!" Only to drop the bags as he came face to face with a woman. She appeared to be Kanzaki's age, being a beautiful woman with hair that was more silver than it was gold. She is fairly well-endowed, wearing a special breastplate made of an arrangement of various pieces of steel over a piece of cloth, similarly made waist armor, long gloves on both hands that reached her elbows that were decorated with a cow print for some reason, and long boots that reached her thighs that were decorated in the same way as the gloves.
It can basically described as a bikini armor. One where she carries a broadsword on her. Which could only mean one thing.
"Magician!" The boy went ready to use his right hand. An enemy, someone in need of help, or just some weirdo. Either way, he was ready to-
Shing!
"Well, see ya kid." The woman then left after using her sword at him and then ran off.
"?" Huh, here he thought that with his luck, something bad would have happened. Instead the strange stripper woman just swung her sword and ran off. It also didn't look like she cut his skin in half. His power also not having negated anything. So...all's well that ends well?
Thud!
"!" To bad his bad luck didn't stop from proving him wrong. It would seem that lady actually did do something to him. She never cut him, she cut his pants. Pants that then fell off exposing himself to the world.
Now, as embarrassing as this is, one should know this boy has quite the string of bad luck. How bad exactly? Well, for one because of a certain nun, most of his underwear became dirty, so he had a rather vixen like girl to clean them. Which she did.
To bad said girl messed with the laundry causing all his undergarments to not only shrink-meaning it was uncomfortable to wear-but also turn pink from mixing whites and colors. To bad he had nothing else to wear, unless he wanted to wear one of his fellow roommates clothes, which a 'sister' of a friend offered.
He wore his own.
Now, here's how his bad luck comes to play.
One: There were many people around outside, who all happened to see that woman. Two: While people could see, there were still trouble when trying to see certain things in detail, so they could get confused. Then three: Due to the fact his underwear was so small, pink, and only served to cover the important parts, with the color and the distance, people who saw this instantly assumed one thing.
'That boy is wearing pink panties!' Some-girls-looked at him in disgust. Others-boys-laughed. The rest either left or some stayed and did what was natural...taking pictures.
Many people on twitter in the city would soon get a photo of a boy red embarrassed wearing pink panties(?) and would be a major laughing stalk for the following weeks. The boy only able to say one thing response to this all.
"Such-"
"Hahahahahaha! Hahaha! Ha-Hahahaha! How mistfortunate! Hahahaha!"
"Okay, I get that its kinda funny to your view, but can we please get to work."
Sitting outside on a bench near a vending machine are two people that one wouldn't think to see paired. A young girl wearing the prestigious Tokiwadai uniform, pigtails, a Judgement armband, and a grin on her face with tears of joy running down. Next to her a grown man with a plain face, combed hair, and a slightly annoyed expression.
"Hahaha-s-sorry..it's just..Hahaha!" Kuroko had to admit, this was especially an interesting day. Yesterday night she and her beloved sissy had been in their dorm room ready to sleep.
When suddenly a message was sent to them with a picture. From that boy Tsukimodo or whatever. Curios, Misaka clicked it and both got a rather interesting picture.
The image was something Kuroko wouldn't know or see until morning at this moment, as when sissy saw it, she sparked, turned red, began muttering incomprehensible things, and then fainted. Her phone shorted out, so Kuroko never got to see what happened.
By morning she got a call from Touya and decided to see him as he wished for help. Before she left, she heard Shokuhou being busy. Something about getting woman's clothes saying she would 'Respect his clothing habits.' then left while looking a bit red but also a smile on her face.
Now here she is, with Touya showing her a problem, a problem she enjoyed as she laughed her butt off. To think, that ape was seen last night in such a compromising position wearing girl underwear. Well, something that looked like it, as a closer look revealed it was just shrunken briefs.
Still, the results were hilarious, and Kuroko enjoyed the ape's embarrassment.
"So, think you can help." Still, she had a job to do. It would seem Touya called her for help to find out just who exactly made his son an internet star. And while a part of Kuroko wanted to just let this pass, as a respectable member of Judgement and obligations to help a citizen, she would do her duty to bring this 'bikini armor' girl to justice.
The strange woman having made herself known for quite a while, with people saying she cut the jeans of anybody, mainly men, while humiliating them. Touya's son just having the misfortune of being humiliated further.
"...Hehehe...he.." Kuroko finally stopped laughing, wiping away her tears before standing straight. Being back in full composure ready for work. "Alright, I'll help." She told Touya.
"Thank you." Touya said glad he has some assistance. He didn't like that some weirdo made his son look rather...strange. He actually called him and while he didn't answer, the cute nun said he was okay. Just in bed covering himself while some girl was trying to get him to wear her clothes.
...He wasn't sure how to feel about that.
'I mean, he wasn't actually wearing women's clothes. Though..does he have a taste for it?' Touya then promptly shook his head from those thoughts. He had other business to attend to. Mainly, to help capture the woman who humiliated his son. Like he would allow that.
"So, where do you suppose this...cutter girl is?" Touya then asks his little friend if she knew.
"Jean Slasher." Kuroko then said. "The alias she's been given is known as Jean Slasher. And as for where she is, I'm already having a partner of mine locate her." Thank goodness for her having such a brilliant partner.
"Alright." Touya went standing up. "Although I have to admit, I never thought there would be rouge espers."
"Yes well, not every student in Academy City is ideal." While Kuroko wasn't deep in it, she now knows that this city had its own Dark Side. While she wasn't to deep in it, she has faced it before with sissy and her friends now and then. More so when aiding the ape.
"Though I admit, this girl is definitely strange. In fact, I don't think she's even a student here in the city."
"You mean, she could be a Gemstone?" Kuroko didn't know how Touya knew about such a thing, but put it off by nodding her head.
"Possibly." In truth, she figured it might be one of those 'magicians' she sees, but decided to just let her friend believe its a Gemstone. She didn't wish to have him being harmed by entering the craziness that is her life. A fine gentleman like him shouldn't get involved with the conflict of that woman wishing to bring down the gods.
"Ouch." While Touya wasn't involved in the side of science, thanks to his interactions with Sara, he knew quite a bit about Gemstones. Sara telling him how Gemstones were natural born espers and worked their powers in a way that was different from the artificial espers.
Good thing that Touma didn't fight that crazy woman. Who knew what would happen if Touma fought an actual Gemstone for real. It probably wouldn't end well. Especially if he didn't have a certain scientific counter to it.
"In any case, once Uiharu finds her, I can just teleport and see if I can knock her out." Hopefully she wouldn't be some super powerful magician. But considering how reports only mention her just having high physical abilities, she might not be too much of a threat.
"Alright. So what's the plan?" Touya then asked as he began following Kuroko.
"Plan?"
"Yeah. The plan to stop this...Jean Slasher." The name, so weird.
"I'm sorry Mr. Kamijou, but this is a Judgement matter." Kuroko said seriously. "I can't have civilians entering. You could get hurt."
"But-but that woman messed with my son!" Touya tried to convince her.
"I'm sorry, but this is still too dangerous." Kuroko rebutted. "Those without powers can only get hurt. Besides, how would your family feel if you got injured?"
"...Well." It would seem Touya was losing this argument. Having no backing to allow him to help beat down that woman. Loath as he is to say, but even he knew he could provide no form of back up against someone with a sword and superhuman reflexes.
"Don't worry Mr. Kamijou, I'll be certain to put this woman to justice." Kuroko reassured the elder father, who could only nod while giving a curt smile.
"Yeah, I guess so." Touya then gave a small thumbs up. "In that case, I wish you luck."
"Thank you."
"Oh, but before you go, I was wondering something." Touya then said briefly stopping the teleporter from leaving. "How's your relationship with that girl."
"Ah, sissy!" Kuroko then said excitedly. Happy that somebody was talking about her wonderful, beautiful, amazing, spectacular, and stellar relationship with her sissy. "It's been wonderful!" She squealed.
"Everyday we've been getting closer and closer together!" She sighed now in her own little world. "From eating together, sharing the same bed, to even taking baths together in the open house sana!"
"Wow, you two do sound close." Touya aid a bit happy this girl is having a nice time.
"Oh yes indeed." Kuroko acknowledged. "Sissy even gives me wonderful treatment." Electric treatments to be precise, but Touya didn't need to know that. "I'm certain when the time comes, sissy and I can be together forever! Oh! Once we're all grown up, of course." And by that time, that dirty ape should no longer be in sissy's interest anymore.
"Shirai...Shirai.."
"Huh?" Kuroko then stopped as she then heard something from her phone. Grabbing it, she then pushed a small button to listen properly and placed it near her ear. "Uiharu, is that you!"
"Yes shirai, I've been trying to contact you for a while now." The young flower girl replied to her friend. "And I believe I found the infamous Jean Slasher person that's been going around cutting people's jeans."
"Go on then, where is she!?" Kuroko asked ready to teleport to wherever this person is.
"Um-Shirai." Touya then began, only for Kuroko to stop him.
"Let's see here, according to the data, she's close."
"How close?"
"Shirai?"
"Very close actually." Uiharu said nervously. "Like nearby in fact. Checking cameras now."
"Shirai."
Kuroko ignored him, more focused on the job. "Come on Uiharu, just tell me where so I can teleport."
"Shirai." Kuroko rolled her eyes getting tired of this.
"What!?" She said looking irritated. Touya simply pointed at the side, where a woman wearing bikini armor and a sword is at smiling.
"..."
"..."
"Oh, I think I got her." Uiharu continued on. "She should be...near the park where your at! Just do a little searching and you'll find her for sure."
"...Jeez, thanks Uiharu." Kuroko said sarcastically.
"Your welcome." Uiharu replied not realizing the sarcasm and signed off. The teleporter just sighed and took out some needles from beneath her skirt. "So I assume your the infamous Jean Slasher?" She said already knowing the answer.
"Jean Slasher huh, catchy name." The bust woman said with Touya trying his best not to look while Kuroko looked a bit enviously at the woman's chest. Ignoring those feelings aside, Kuoko raised her needles ready for action.
"In any case, I ask you to stand down. Otherwise I'll have to use force." If she's being honest, Kuroko hoped this woman really would stand down. After all those adventures, she knew for a fact that while some magicians were strong, the more troublesome ones were those like that Kanzaki woman she heard about. Capable of using both spells and able to fight physically.
"Stand down huh," The woman said playfully. Bending forward revealing more of her assets, much to the embarrassment of both Touya and Kuroko. "Oh, and what happens if I keep 'standing down'." She leaned down more revealing more of her skin.
"I'm a married man. I'm a married man. I'm a married man." Touya kept telling himself over and over.
"Sissy is the best. Sissy is the best. Sissy is the best." While this woman is indeed beautiful, Kuroko just kept reminding herself why her lovely sissy is the best.
"He." To bad that seemed to be part of the woman's plan, as she then decided to use this as an opportunity to strike. She then faced Touya and pointed her sword at while shouting out, "Nine Support!"
The two eyes widened as this woman said something that probably wouldn't end well for either of them. Kuroko quickly teleporting in front of Touya to defend him, knowing he would be unable to protect himself. The young esper then teleporting some of her needles directly to Jeans Slasher to see if she could immobilize her.
The woman though just moved away instead, somehow sensing the attack as she took a few steps back while the needles just appeared affecting nobody at all. Kuroko clicked her tongue, taking out more needles while waiting to see what kind of spell the woman used.
"What the heck?" Touya went with Kuroko on full alert. Because suddenly the shadow of the Jeans Slasher at her feet suddenly splits into nine parts. Not knowing what is happening, Kanzaki observes the shadow carefully.
'This is almost like his power, but different.' Kuroko observed as she watched the shadow attempting to do something. Unlike that man though, it only seemed to stay still and do nothing whatsoever. Nothing happens, but then the Valkyrie spins around in the center and the shadows disappear.
"There, that oughta do it." Now Kuroko was really on high alert. Magic is a strange thing, so she had to be careful on what that woman did.
"Gah!" It would seem she'll find out those results sooner than later. Turning around, she then saw Touya frightened as his very own shadow seemed to split into nine different parts.
"What did you do?" She then angrily asked ready to fight this woman.
"Me, nothing." The girl playfully said. "I'm just having this fine man here prepared to do my bidding. It should be his honor to serve a Valkyrie."
"Valkyrie?" Kuroko said confused.
"Oh right, you science siders wouldn't know." Jeans Slasher said jokingly. "Allow me to explain. A Valkyrie is a person that sends the souls of warriors to Odin's Valhalla in preparation for the coming final battle of Ragnarok. However, we do more than just that." The woman coyly said playfully."We also do things such as serve drinks to the warriors and charm them with dancing and have them train."
"I highly doubt that's all there is to it." Kuroko remarked, not actually believing this woman. "If anything, what does this have anything to do with what you're doing, cutting people's jeans? I doubt you're doing that because it serves this purpose."
At that, the Jean Slasher smiled.
"Right, that. Well," Jean Slasher then said innocently, "My goal in receiving her Einherjar is used by humiliating men, and I don't mind the sadism." The girl then licked her lips in a way that would make Lessar proud. "Plus, as a bonus, this outfit-while shameless-totally helps with my theme. Which reminds me." The woman then stared at Touya evilly. "I think it's time to use you, my wonderful pawn."
The shadows that looks reminiscent of girls then began latching onto Touya who could only futility try to get them off. Jeans Slasher should know after all. The spell is based on Norse mythology's importance on the number nine. Where it causes the users shadow to split into nine parts, where they then latch onto the enemy then grab onto various parts of the target's body and can force him to move against his will. The perfect pawn.
"Now attack that girl!" She commanded ready to have her pawn attack that little esper.
"?"
"Huh?" Only for nothing to happen at all. The shadows, while grabbing him...were very, very weak. The way they grabbed him were as if they were trying to beg for something, only it wasn't working.
"...Is...something supposed to happen?" Touya then decided to ask, no longer freaked out by whatever was happening to him. Even Kuroko put her guard down a bit, rather confused by what was happening.
"This...this should be impossible." Jeans Slasher simply said. "Her spell, while strong, did have a form of weakness. Mainly that the higher the sexual desire of the target towards the caster, the more effective the spell is. Yet considering how weak the spell is towards the man...did that mean he didn't find her...attractive?
Before she could even ponder further, suddenly from behind a shout came out.
"You!" Turning around, everybody then saw a rather busty young woman with a pony tail hair, a white shirt that was tied to show her midriff, jeans with one side cut off, and attractive features. If anything, this woman's way of dressing happened to be no different than the self-proclaimed Valkyrie here.
"Oh, if it isn't the saint." Jeans Slasher said making a mocking bow to the arrived Kanzaki.
"Saint?" With the way she's dressed...Touya wasn't sure if this woman could even be called a saint. Actually, didn't he meet that girl already?
"Kanzaki?" Kuroko went, surprised that one of the ape's friends knew this woman.
"Hm?" Ah, the teleporter and ...Mr. Kamijou!?" Kanzaki blushed a little, still recalling their old meeting. How she didn't exactly make a good impression on him. Not to mention making the misunderstanding that she was a stalker that loved Index romantically. The embarrassment.
"So, what's my nice shamelessly dressed friend doing here?"
"She's your friend!" Touya and Kuroko both said. It would appear her embarrassment would be going up a level. Kanzaki turning even more red and lamenting that once more she's being made a fool of by this woman. Uh, here she thought the prison she was in would hold her. Wishful thinking on her part.
"O-Of course not!" Kanzaki shouted back.
"Oh, don't be so mean." Jeans Slasher said grabbing onto Kanzaki with a playful hug. "After all, us shameful beautiful girls have to stick together."
"Y-YOU!" Feeling red and mocked at, Kanzaki decided she had enough and swiftly tried cutting her enemy down. She got word a magician was causing trouble in this city, but never did she think it would be this woman.
"Yes." Jeans Slasher shouted with a smile, blocking the attack with her own sword. "Me!"
"...Wanna get something to eat?" Touya said deadpanned to Kuroko.
"...Sure. Kanzaki seems to have it covered anyway." Kuroko replied. "Though...won't you have any problems moving?" The shadows were still grabbed at Touya's legs. The father just narrowed one eye, then simply took a step.
The shadows unable to even hold onto him, and just let go rather pitifully.
"...Wanna go now?" Kuroko just nodded and the two then left, deciding that Kanzaki seemed more than capable of bringing down Jeans Slasher. Though while he was unaware, Touya wouldn't realize that Jeans Slasher would escape and then mark him as a target. The Valkyrie having felt a twinge of her pride being bruised that Touya didn't react at all to the spell. Having vowed she would make him her pawn one day.
Not aware that the reason he could resist her spell and looks is because-
Well, I'm sure you all can put together why that spell didn't work on Touya. If not, then I'm sure you can ask someone else. In any case, this will probably be the last chapter in terms of weekly updates. My job is now demanding more hours, meaning the chances of making the once a week deadline will now likely be broken.
Shame really, I'm honestly surprised I made it this far. Still, I'll continue making chapters to fulfill your demands. That's about it, so until next time.