WARNING – BOY X BOY – NARUSASU/SASUNARU PAIRNG – ! HARD YAOI 18++++++

NaruSasu which turns into SasuNaru - HIGHSCHOOL FIC! NON NINJA WORLD

DISCLAIMER - I don't own the characters introduced all rights belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

SEXUAL THEMES – BAD LANGUAGE – DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE - FLUFF AND LEMON AND ABS OH MY!

A Raven's Guide to Seducing a Blonde

Chapter Two – You're Just Not That Hot

"You know Sasuke, if you keep this attitude up I'll just have to home school you instead"

"Do you really think I give a fuck?" Sasuke snapped out.

Mikoto was shocked to see how bitter her son had become. She wondered why he was like this and had tried everything to make him happy but things only seemed to get worse.

"At least tell me how your first day was"

"It was good actually"

Fugaku looked up from his dinner plate in surprise. "If it was so good then what's with the attitude"

"You really don't get it do you father?" Sasuke stood up abruptly and stormed out the dining room. He had enough of small talk.

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I have black hair and black eyes and I fucking hate it. Everything about my face resembles a fucking Uchiha. What a joke. They are right when they say you can't choose your family. Most people see me as a spoilt brat with an attitude problem but nobody ever gives me the chance to show people who I really am. No one is interested in getting to know an Uchiha. I live a privileged life because of an elite family, who most probably back in the day worked hard for that status, but my father's generation totally screwed that over and now we are seen as rich snobs. My senior year is important to my family so I'm going to everything I possibly can to screw it up.

It had gone 9pm and Sasuke was lying on his oversized bed looking out of the window. It was a warm night and for some reason he had that blonde idiot he met today on his mind. Throughout the school day he had heard a lot of people talk about this boy and he seemed to be very popular and a bit of a nightmare. Although to Sasuke, he didn't seem to be like that at all.

He heard a knock on his bedroom door, but decided to ignore it.

"Sasuke?" his mother slowly opened the door quietly.

"What is it?" Sasuke snapped not taking his eyes off the window.

"You know your father and me only want what is best for you-"

"WHAT'S BEST FOR ME?" Sasuke jumped up and faced his mother. "None of you have a clue who I am"

"Sasuke…"

"No. You couldn't even see that Itachi was depressed for so long that it was too late before you and father even gave a shit!"

"Do not bring Itachi into this!"

"Who knows, I might even end up like him and you won't even notice!"

"Don't talk like that, Sasuke! What happened with your brother was an accident and nothing more"

"An accident… he was overworked and father expected too much of him!"

"That's enough!"

"Father only sees me as his replacement. That's it. I'll be damned if I am anything like my father"

Sasuke grabbed his car keys and ran past his mother.

He drove to a part of town he wasn't familiar with. His father never let him have a social life so he never really went out much. He wouldn't be surprised if he had the staff come out and look for him. Heaven forbid he would get off his ass and do it himself. He wasn't doing it for attention, in fact, he wanted the complete opposite. He hated the expectations that came with being an Uchiha. He wanted no part of it.

He pulled up to a street and put his head to the wheel. I can't do this anymore. Tears had started streaming down his face. He had endured too much. He wished he could make someone understand that just because your family has money and status, doesn't mean everything is perfect. His thoughts were disturbed when he heard a clinking knock on his car window.

"Oi. What are you doing?" Naruto had noticed a very fancy car parked alongside the rough neighbourhood that was his own and had wondered if the man inside had a death wish. "You know parking a car like that around here is just asking for trouble" he said taking another swig of the bottled beer he was holding.

Sasuke wiped his eyes and rolled down the window. It was the blonde from school. What was he doing here?

"Oh it's you!" Naruto said smiling.

"Uh yeah… it's me"

"Is this your car?" Naruto said stumbling along the side of it checking every inch of it out.

Sasuke stepped out of the car. "What do you think, moron. If you scratch it I'll kill you"

"Like you could, bastard"

Sasuke smiled. He had been called many things throughout the years including that, but for some reason, coming from this blonde it didn't seem so bad.

"You shouldn't be here, especially with that car"

"Why not?"

"Look around it's not exactly the Ritz here teme. It's not safe"

"So why are you here then?"

"Me? I live here" He said in an overly enthusiastic voice. "Isn't it wonderful!"

"How many of those beers have you had, idiot"

"Uhh, I lost count"

Sasuke just smiled and stared off into the distance.

"You want to come to a party?"

"A party?"

"Yeah! Kiba lives just down the block, I was on my way there now"

Sasuke wasn't sure what to say. He had never been invited to a party before. He never really had a friend before. His father was surely to have his balls for dinner if he found out he was out partying with the school's bad boy. Why was this popular blonde giving him the time of day anyways?

"If you don't want to that's okay-"

"No, sounds fun" He smiled, "But how about I drive so I don't leave my car in the middle of your dangerous neighbourhood"

"No way are you going to let me ride in that bad boy!"

"Just don't get beer on the seats, dobe"

Fugaku looked at his watch and it had gone 10:30pm. He was pacing around the living area getting angrier.

"He didn't say where he was going?"

"No dear, he left in such a hurry-"

"Why didn't you stop him!" he sighed in defeat. "What are we going to do with him"

"Maybe if you spend some time with him he might open up a little"

"Spend time with him?"

"Yeah! You're always working and he never gets to see you. You know how hard it is for him to make friends he could probably do with the company"

"You know I don't have time for father-son bonding Mikoto. The boy should know already the responsibilities I have to-"

"That's exactly the problem!" Mikoto was on the verge of crying. She already lost one of her sons to her husband's extreme work ethic and she knows he isn't a bad father deep down, but sometimes he gets his priorities twisted, "I just hoped you had learned something since what happened with Itachi-"

"Don't you speak his name in this house! That man is dead to me"

"You don't mean that…"

"He insulted, and spat on the Uchiha legacy"

Mikoto stood silent, accepting defeat. She wished money and power hadn't changed her husband. Maybe one day he will realise the importance of their family over the importance of the name itself.

Sasuke wandered closely behind Naruto as they approached a rather lively house. Music was bouncing and the sounds of laughter and shouting filled the street. He had never been to a party before so he didn't know what to expect. Would people like him? Would they just see him as how everyone else at his other schools saw him?

"This is it, I will introduce you to the guys. Although don't have your expectations high. They're all a bunch of assholes!" Naruto said laughing.

"NARUTO! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET TO?!" Kiba shouted whilst a very pretty blonde was latched onto him.

"I had issues with Nagato at home, it took me a while to get past mom"

"Man your mom is such a drag" Shikamaru said entering the hallway smoking as usual.

"Tell me about it… Oh by the way, you remember Sasuke right?"

"Sasuke? Oh yeah the transfer student. What are you doing in a place like this? Shikamaru asked sceptically.

"What do you mean by that?" Sasuke glared. Shikamaru could feel the coldness of his stare and wasn't sure what he had said to insult the guy.

"Oh, no it's just, you don't look like the kind of guy to hang out with losers that's all"

"Speak for yourself ASSHOLE" Naruto said gently shoving Shikamaru into the wall.

"Ahh did you two kiss and make up finally?" Kiba smiled as he saw Naruto and Shikamaru being civil to each other.

Sasuke couldn't help but snicker at the kiss and make up comment. They certainly did kiss and make up.

"What's so funny?" Shikamaru dared to question the Uchiha again.

"Nothing, nothing at all"

"Come on Sasuke, I'll get you a drink" Naruto said signalling him to follow.

The night went on and the party was calming down. Most people had gone home and Shikamaru, Naruto, Kiba and Sasuke were chilling in the kitchen playing drinking games.

Naruto went into the garage to grab another beer where Shikamaru followed.

"Naruto, can we talk?"

"Sure"

"I hope things aren't too awkward between us"

"There's nothing to be awkward about, Shikamaru" Naruto handed him a beer. "Listen I know it may have felt like I was using you or messing you around but… you have to know that wasn't my intention"

"You're my best friend, Naruto. You're allowed to use me" Shikamaru said laughing.

"You know that's probably the dumbest thing you've ever said"

"I understand what it's like to be in the closet. I get how hard it is to come out and be accepted by everyone especially in a place like this"

"How did you do it?"

"I was just true to myself. I didn't let anyone tell me who I can and can't be. It got easier eventually"

"You were always good at not giving a shit"

"Yeah I guess. Can I ask you something?"

"…Sure" Naruto was worried in case Shikamaru expected more of him. He wasn't ready to commit to something as deep as feelings, especially for another man.

"Why did you bring Sasuke?"

"Sasuke?" Was Shikamaru jealous that he had turned up with another guy? "I saw him on the street, he looked like he needed company so I invited him to come along"

"Do you know he is gay?"

"What? How do you know that?"

Shikamaru laughed. Surely the blonde knew by now that nothing got past him. "Naruto, I've seen the way he looks at you. He can't take his eyes off you"

"Stop sprouting bullshit, Shika. Not everyone is gay like you"

"And like you?"

"Why are you saying all of this? Are you jealous?"

"Jealous?" he laughed.

Naruto pushed Shikamaru hard into the garage door. "Don't fucking laugh at me. You think this is funny?"

"Naruto calm down"

"JUST BECAUSE YOU KISSED ME IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE A CLAIM ON ME AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY"

"NARUTO!"

Naruto's head was swirling with emotions. He wasn't sure how long he could keep it all bottled up for. It was killing him. The alcohol wasn't helping either.

"Fuck you!"

Naruto stormed out into the garden. He was so frustrated. All of his anger was due to all of this sexual frustration and all these damn feelings.

There was a group of girls hanging out at the far end of the garden. It seemed like that were dishing out pills. Gross.

A pink haired girl approached him. "Heeeey Naruto why do you look so down?"

"Sakura… it's nothing, party is just lame that's all"

"You want to go somewhere quiet?" She was acting all suggestively to him. She had always rejected him in the past, why was she so interested now all of a sudden. Naruto was far too drunk to make any rational decisions and just nodded letting Sakura lead them inside.

Naruto found himself aggressively making out with Sakura in one of the upstairs bedrooms. Sakura was on top and stripping every inch of her clothes off her back as quickly as she could. She was naked on top of him, stripped his t-shirt off and she was making her way down to the blonde's pants.

"I want you to fuck me, Naruto"

Naruto didn't respond. Nothing about this was what he wanted. He had always fancied Sakura so why wasn't he getting into it.

"We've been making out for 10minutes, why aren't you hard yet?"

"What?" Naruto sat up shoving Sakura from on top of him.

"I asked why aren't you hard yet? I haven't got all night"

What a bitch. Sakura climbed back on top of him and started grinding herself on his cock. But unfortunately for her it still wasn't doing the trick.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Naruto shoved Sakura off him for the second time, this time pushing her so she almost fell off the bed. "The fuck is your problem you bastard?"

"Look you're just not that fucking hot that's why!"

"Excuse me?"

"Just fuck off"

"You'll regret that"

"My dick thinks otherwise"

"Bastard"

"Bitch"

Sakura quickly shoved her clothes back on, not before attempting to get the last word before she left.

"You know, you're never going to get a girlfriend with that fucking attitude"

"What makes you think I want a girlfriend?"

She snickered at him and left.

Naruto felt sick. What the fuck was he doing. It was all such a mess. He made himself feel sick. Why was he acting like such a bastard. The blonde was sitting topless on the end of the bed looking at his hands. His head was spinning and the alcohol was going directly to his head. He slid down the side of the bed until he was curled up in a ball on the floor with his back against the bed. His head was in his knees and the tears started falling, hard. The blonde felt weak and pathetic. Before he knew it he was crying hysterically into himself, unable to hold back anymore.

Shikamaru was frustrated. He never intended to provoke the blonde, he just wanted to let him know that he was there for him, no strings attached. He admitted to himself it was dumb of him to bring up the new kid. So what if Naruto invited him here, he was always friendly to everyone no matter how much of a bad boy people saw him as. Shikamaru looked into the kitchen to see Sasuke and Kiba chatting about a hot blonde that Kiba had been banging and noticed Naruto hadn't returned.

He heard loud footsteps coming from upstairs and then was met by an angry Sakura storming down the stairs. She shoved Shikamaru out of the way.

"Hey what the fuck was that for?"

"Next time you see Naruto you tell the bastard to stay the fuck away from me"

"What happened?"

"You just wait till I tell everyone that the blonde bad boy has trouble getting it up" with that Sakura stormed out leaving Shikamaru confused.

Naruto…

Shikamaru walked up stairs to find Naruto in one of the rooms, crying on the floor. He ran towards where he was sitting and knelt in front of him.

"Hey… it's alright"

"I can't fucking stand it anymore" Naruto said in between sobs. "Shikamaru… what am I doing?"

Shikamaru wiped his tears. "We'll work it out I promise"

Naruto couldn't stop the tears. He had treated his best friend like dirt and yet here was, still there for him, wiping away his pathetic tears. He didn't deserve the friends he had.

"You've just had a bit too much to drink that's all" Shikamaru smiled as he attempted to lift the blonde up from the floor.

Sasuke stalked up the stairs in search for the bathroom when he saw Shikamaru and Naruto in one of the rooms. Sasuke was about to turn around thinking he had walked in on something but soon noticed that the blonde was upset. Shikamaru noticed Sasuke standing in the hallway.

"Hey, could you come help me?"

Sasuke entered the room taking a look at the blonde. He looked so fragile. "What happened?" He asked taking the other side to Naruto helping him up to his feet.

"He got a little too drunk that's all"

"I see"

"I need to get him home, he lives at the other end of this street, and do you mind helping me get him there?"

"Sure… I brought my car so I can drive him"

"Haven't you been drinking?"

"I only had one beer"

Shikamaru and Sasuke managed to carry Naruto to the raven's car without people noticing him. They lay him down on the back seat as the blonde passed out.

Shikamaru had a worried look on his face.

"Is everything alright Shikamaru?"

"It's just, if we take him home in this state his mom is going to flip"

"Can't he stay at yours?"

"My mom's sick, I don't think it's a good idea"

"I could take him to mine"

"Are you sure? I would leave him here but Kiba's parties never end"

Sasuke nodded. He lied. He knew there was going to be a war as soon as he gets home. Especially when he's caught carrying a drunk blonde into the house. But Sasuke couldn't care less about the consequences anymore.

"Before I go Shikamaru… are you and Naruto together?" he wasn't sure why he asked that. He knew fine well the extent of the situation but couldn't help but feel curious about their relationship.

Shikamaru laughed, "Not like that. He's my best friend that's it. Is there a reason you asked?"

"I overheard you in the school bathroom earlier today, I was just curious that's all"

"Oh. Sasuke I know you're new and all but please-"

"Don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone"

"Thank you, he'd appreciate that." Shikamaru said pointing at the passed out blonde on the backseat, "One more thing Sasuke. It's nice to have acquired your friendship tonight. You couldn't of picked the worse bunch of kids to befriend in your new school" he laughed.

"That was my intention" Sasuke smiled as he got into the car.

Sasuke started the car and began driving home. It had passed midnight and his mother and father were going to flip. He felt anxious wondering how they would react to him bringing Naruto home in this state. Surely they can't turn away Sasuke trying to help a friend.

To be continued.