"Next, we are going to see the memories of one Miss Brittany Peirce." "Is this gonna hurt?" asked Brittany. "It better not." Said San. "Don't worry, you won't even feel it, and I'll let you dream of unicorns and rainbows." "Okay." She said as she skipped to the bed and laid down. Once again the fog filled the room and the memory began to show.

FIRST MEMORY BEGINS

Brit was sitting on her bed writing something in crayon. The memory shows what she is writing and it is shown as a complex math problem: . "Umm, what is that?" "The multiverse theory. "said Sebastian in awe. "Or, at least the beginning of solving the first quintillionth of a vialltionth of it." Everyone then turned to stared at Seb. "What? I read and know stuff." "So do I but, I didn't know that." Said Artie. "I'm majoring in Universal and Theoretical Science with a minor in Criminal Engineering." Confessed Seb. Everyone was shocked that he was actually smart, as well as the fact the Brit was apparently smart too. "Wait, 'majoring?'" asked Finn. "How, you're in high school?" "Dalton offers college courses to those who bypass all advance classes in that subject." "Oh."

END FIRST MEMORY

Brit was once again sitting on her bed and drawing something in crayon, but this time she was humming something. She began singing, "I love San, I love San, Sweet Lady Kisses, San, San,San, Love you, San." Everyone looked at San who's face stayed indifferent. They then could see the picture Brit was drawing, it was her and San sitting in her bed surrounded by a heart surrounded by smaller hearts.

END SECOND MEMORY

Brit woke up gently and was smiling. "San!" she said. "Yes, Brit." San replied as if she didn't just see what they all saw. "I had a nice dream about unicorns eating cotton candy and fairies playing." Brit said excitedly. "That's nice Brit- Brit." "Okay, question time." Said Lizzy. "Brit, how did you know that theory or whatever Sebastian said?" asked Kurt. "It just came to me and my head hurt till I wrote it ,so I did." "How is it that your smart?! Both you, Brit, and Seb!" "Hey! Brit is a genius!" defended San. "Hey! I'm smart! How else do you think I would be able to come up with such vigorous insults in less than a nanosecond?" said Bas. No one decided to comment on the other memory as they all knew that Santana would go all Lima Heights on them if they made Brit upset and had no response for Sebastian as they didn't feel like getting into a war of insults.

"Okay, since it appears that you're done asking questions for now, we will move onto the next person. Santana."

"No me gusta!" said San. "Santana, please, do it willingly. I don't want to have to knock you out." Pleaded Liz. "Aw, hell no! No way am I Be…."San was cut off by fainting as Lizzy sighed. "I warned her." She said as she snapped her fingers and Santana appeared in the bed as the fog started again and the memory began.

START MEMORY

San was looking in her mirror and looked like she was holding back tears. She took a shakily breath but started crying. Everyone was shocked. They had never seen Satan show any emotion before and were shocked that anything could reduce her to tears. 'Why? Why me. All because of stupid Britney! "Did I hurt Sanny? Is that why she is crying?" asked Brit, worried. 'Of everyone I could fall in love with, it had to be her." Everyone but Brit froze, wait, is Satan a lesbo? 'How am I going to tell my parents? I've never even admitted it to myself out loud." San then looked at her self again after controlling her tears a bit and whispered barely audible," I'm a lesbian and in love with Brittany." Before she broke down crying again.

END MEMORY

San slowly started to wake up while everyone was in a state of shock except Brit who was waiting for her gf to wake up. When she opened her eyes, Brit yelled excitedly," San!" "Hey, Brit." Santana replied shakily. "Does this mean I can get my sweet lady kissed outside our rooms now?" "Um, yeah. Brit-Brit. Sure." "Yay!" "Wait, so you too are a thing?" asked Finn. "Yeah. She's a unicorn and I'm a bicorn." Explained Brittney.

"Well, I'm for one happy for you two." Said Kurt. "Me too." Added Blaine," It's great to see people in love and accept who they really are." At that San and Brit kissed. "One, question, how long has this been going on?" asked Quinn. "Well, I guess we started unofficially dating 5 years ago but officially since junior year." Answered Santana. "Kay on to the next vict- erm, person. Blaine."