I do not own Warhammer. I only own my OC
Slim A Lou Prime: "Hey welcome back. Accounting to this I only have five regulars for this short story so fair… BUT THAT'S OK WE CAN HAVE FUNNY WITH JUST THE SIX OF US." Slim Prime's voice boomed. "Anyways here you go" he hands the holovid to the reader.
Slim A Lou Prime walks away mumbling about all the work he had to do.
The reader takes a set and actives the holovid.
So after reading a very good review, Thanks to Kihrain, since his review was so good and I explain some important things about this fanfic I will post my response here but I will be taking out some things that are between me and him.
1) I am aware that there are only three methods of space travel in 40k (other than the Necrons this is news to me). I just thought I would like my group of humans to have a method of space travel that was not dangerously stupid to use. That, and the elder don't like sharing :(. so I looked at other sci-fi space travel to find something that was similar to warp travel but not as dangerously stupid but I got bored so I went "f**** it" slipspace. But I can see now that slipspace would have been discovered during the Golden age of technology so I may end up going back to warp travel and say they made it "safer".
2) so he did, but Reach is not in Ultima Segmentum. Reach is located in... *looks at map* here *points to the end of Cyuns arm*. why their of all places because it's in the middle of butt F*** nowhere. so yeah undiscovered. while they do have a tech advantage it is not very big because the Golden age of technology did not happen to Reach so for a long time they were behind on technology. the only reason they are ahead is because they are not going backwards in technology. now Reach's government will be explained in depth the further (if I get that far) or Wolfgang will mention it a best. I am aware how normal Knight worlds are governed.
3) I will admit that Eldar Lore is not my strong suit. I don't know very much about them other then what I know from Dawn of war, and me looking at the wiki for this story. now I do know that Eldar and human biology do not fit well to together in the reproductive department. (before the hole Lanasya X Wolfgang came into my head I was planning writing about Wolfgang and his advances with his *censored do to spoilers* friend) literally the first thing that I researched before I started this thing was if humans and elder could interbreed. which I got a shaky "no" other than that one guy(Illiyan Nastase) that was said to be a hybrid but got repcommed out of existence . like you said the whole strands thing I know about however, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY (props to you if you know where that comes from ;), that, and like Magnus the red said in If The Emperor Had Text to Speech "slaanesh has an odd sense of humor." and for the last part about the genome thing, stims lots of stims.
That ends my reply to the review. On a another note I recently got my hands on Codex for the Eldar (and I am in the process of reading it) so that will help with my Eldar Lore in this story and I have been reading up on the Eldar on the 1d4chan website( which so happen to have a human-Eldar hybrid tab) so that should help too. And if you were think that my two characters are going to hit if off like that then you are wrong, they are not going to get along for a good while.
Also I did so reading on Macha, on the 1d4chan website, and there is a challenge to "Go bring up her virginity to her face" so CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Slim A Lou Prime was sitting in his office viewing the activities of the other Slim A Lou's when he got bored and decided to look at Warhammer 40k lore. Two hours later he came to Macha's page, as he is reading he notices at challenge.
"Bring up Macha's virginity to her face hu." Slim A Lou Prime said as he gets a devilish smile to his face. "*redacted* hold down the fort I will be right back." He adds as he got up from his chair and walked through a red portal.
Warhammer 40k universe.
The forces of Biel-Tan were preparing to meet the Blood Ravens in battle. Their Farseer, Macka, was stand just outside the base, when a Red portal open behind her. She turn to face the portal and out stepped a Mon-Keigh.
Macka was confused, this Mon-Keigh appeared to be in his teen, and she knew that the Mon-keigh did not posses a level of technology that allowed them to create portals.
"Who are you Mon-keigh?" Mach asked the teen.
The teen smile. "As far as your concern is I am no one."
Macka frowned and tried to use her psychic powers to read his mind to her surprise she could not.
"You will tell me who you are child." Macha demanded.
"I will tell you but first answer me this Farseer Macha. You still a virgin and shit?."
Since you are here for the other story and not this one I will cut it off here. But I will say that Slim A Lou Prime got away and the entire Eldar force ended up without clothes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #SlimALouPrimeWasHere
Ok now on with the story.
"You move in, you move out, leave no traces behind." - Durzo headmaster of the Preserver academy.
Rosa was continuing her patrol pattern, nothing exciting happened since Wolfgang left. Boredom was starting to creep into her neural net.
'wonder if we get reception out here.' Rosa thought as she tried to access to Reach's internet. 'nope, all I'm getting is the Imperium's version of it… and its filled to the brim with propaganda.' She sighed. 'guess I can access Wolfgang's music collection.'
Just as she was bringing up Wolfgang's music her motion trackers started to pick up movement. Rosa immediately took control of the Freedom Knight and turned to face the contact. Sparks started to fly from the Lightning cannon and gauntlet as Rose powered up her weaponry.
'come to your metaphorical mommy.' She said to herself as the contact got closer and closer.
*THUMP* THUMP*THUMP*
The contacted was just about to come around the corner. Rosa was about to let loose all of her firepower when she stopped, what she saw shocked her to her core. It was another, heavy damaged, Freedom Knight.
"Assistance requested."The Knight's AI said.
Wolfgang had just entered the rocky maze but the Blood Ravens were hot on his trail. He had just rounded a corner and drew both his pistols, Deliverance in his left hand and Litany in his right. He jumped over a rock, turned, and took cover behind it, both pistols pointing toward the corner. Wolfgang heard the sound of the Space Marines boots getting louder, soon one marine rounded the corner. Wolfgang fired off a shot from Deliverance, the bullet hitting the space marines helmet punching right through the armour and into his skull, the Marine was dead before he hit the ground. Soon his buddies came around the corner and started firing on Wolfgang position.
The bolter rounds were destroying Wolfgang's cover very quickly. He would need to move soon but if he did he would be shot by bolter fire, his armor was tough but It would not hold up to bolter rounds for very long.
Wolfgang drew one of his flashbangs and threw it at the marines. Seeing the threat the marines scattered giving Wolfgang enough time to run deeper into the maze. As he was running he reloaded Deliverance and holstered both his pistols so he could use his hands to push off the walls to keep up his speed.
Soon he came to a stop and activated his L.R.E.F. unit. Like before he slowly faded from sight, when he was fully invisible he moved down one of the paths. A familiar sound of thumping could be heard again, like before it got louder and louder before a squad of space marines passed by Wolfgang. They were completely unaware that they just passed their target.
Wolfgang chucked at their expense. 'Humanity's finest indeed'
Now that the danger had passed Wolfgang proceeded out of the rocky maze and back into the wilderness.
He had been walking for hours when something strange happened, Wolfgang felt a familiar tug at his brain again. However unlike the Librarian's mental search this felt more like someone was sending him a message instead of looking to read his mind.
Wolfgang decided to let the message come through despite the risk that could be involved in letting someone into his brain. Turns out It wasn't a message, so to say, more of someone sending a subconscious message for help. Most likely someone who did not know that they were a psyker.
He was about to continue on when he noticed that the feeling was not going away, even when he put back up his mental barrier; Whoever it is, was holding on to the connection like their life depended on it. Wolfgang weighed his options, on one hand he could ignore this call, continue on with his mission and hope that the connection would be severed with distance or time; Or he could try and find the source of the call and rescue him or her.
He stood there for a minute before balling his fist and hit his thigh twice
'damn my conscience' he thought to himself.
He turned towards to what he believed to be the source of the communication and started to walk towards it.
After fifteen minutes of walking Wolfgang came to a decently sized ravine. Wolfgang was about to look for a way around the ravine, then heard a sadistic chuckle.
"daemon ." Wolfgang said quietly.
Judging from the sound and tone of the voice, the daemon was either a low daemon, or a daemonette, and it was after someone or It was lying in wait for someone. Wolfgang walked to the edge and peered over it. Attached to the side of the ravine's wall was a daemon of Slaanesh. Her butt was facing him so she had no idea he was there. He turned his gaze away from the daemonette and began to leave.
"No point." He whispered to himself.
He was he started to walk away he could but stopped when he heard a scream from a female. He un-holstered Deliverance and started to debate whether or not to go back and kill the Daemonette.
'if you go back you may have to kill the person you save.' A voice started.
'it's the right thing to do!' Another voice yelled back.
'who ever that daemonette is attacking is probably wounded by now,' the first voice replied. 'And we don't have very many stimpaks on us. Better we use them for ourselves.'
'What would Mom say?' that got the first voice to stop and think.
Then from out of nowhere, a more feminine voice spoke in Wolfgang's mind.
'Someone. Any one. Help me.' It said in despair.
Wolfgang spun around ran to the edge of the ravine and jumped off. He pointed Deliverance at the daemon's arm and pulled the trigger. The bullet flew towards the daemon and made contact with its arm, tearing it from its shoulder.
The Daemonette screamed in pain. Normally a daemon of Slaanesh would draw pleasure from pain but not if the pain was dealt by Deliverance. You see Deliverance was no ordinary revolver, oh no, Deliverance had a very special ability. Normally when a daemon was killed in the Material World it would just be pulled back into the warp and eventually It would come back, if summoned again, Deliverance had a nasty habit of giving the middle finger to this ability and permanently killed the daemon.
He landed a few feet away from the Daemon. However the long drop had hurt Wolfgang's legs, normally if he jumped from that height he would roll when he land so he could absorb the impact better.
'looks like I'm going to be limping for a little bit.' Wolfgang thought as he stood up.
"How is this possible?!" The Daemon yelled.
Wolfgang only raised his revolver in response. The Daemon charged at Wolfgang, intent on making him suffer for the loss of her arm. Wolfgang responded by grabbing her arm, flipping the daemon over his back then putting his knee on her throat and using his other leg to keep her last arm pinned to the ground.
The daemon hissed at Wolfgang and tried to use its feet to attack him, but this proved useless. The daemon stopped then he put Deliverance to it head.
"You may kill me now," The daemon hissed. "But I will be back and will make you my personal sex slave!"
Wolfgang narrowed his eyes at her threat, then moved Deliverance away from her head and to her last arm and pulled the trigger. The bullet tore through her last arm, just like it did with her other arm, Wolfgang then holstered Deliverance and drew Litany.
"When you see Slaanesh," Wolfgang started, as he pointed his plasma pistol at the daemons head. "Tell her (he/she/it take your pick)that I said "Fuck You"." As soon as he finished he put four plasma bolts in her head.
Wolfgang got off the daemon as it was sucked back into the Warp. Wolfgang stared at the spot where the daemon was sucked into the Warp for a couple of seconds before looking at the person, or Eldar, he just saved.
Wolfgang holstered Litany and walked over to her, it was kind of easy for him to tell because two obvious reasons, and knelt down. Her head was down, The last time he got this close to an Eldar she swung a sword at him.
'she was probably in shock from the amount of blood she was losing.' Wolfgang thought to himself.
But that begged the question. What was she doing this far away from the base? and why alone of all things? Wolfgang pulled out one of his stimpaks and injected the healing chemicals right next to the Elder's wound. However a wound of this caliber would take time to heal , so he would need to bind her wound.
'wonderful. I get to strip a Eldar, guess I am a perv.' Wolfgang thought as began to remove the Eldar's clothes. After a few minutes Wolfgang had finished removing her clothes then pulled out a bandage from one of his pouches, and started to bind the large cut running from her right shoulder to the side of her breast. As Wolfgang worked on the Eldar he couldn't help notice how beautiful she was. Her slim figure, that red hair, her good sized bre-. Wolfgang hit the side of his helmet.
'snap out of it man, she is an Eldar, you'll be lucky to get a thank you out of her.' He thought to himself as he continued to bind her wound.
"lucky for you she just missed your heart" Wolfgang said to the Eldar. "what a pain in the neck."
When Wolfgang finally finished binding her wounds he placed a blanket, that he found in the Eldar's belongings, over her. After that he collected her weapons so she would be less of a threat.
"This is going to take a while isn't it." He said looking up at the sky. "Judging from the position of the sun its around five o'clock. Sun is going to be down soon. He looked back to the Eldar.
'just leave her, we saved her, mission accomplished. She is on her own now.' Said one voice.
'we can't just leave her, what if there are more daemons around?' Another said.
'exactly, what if there are more daemons around? Will we risk our lives just for some stupid space elf?' ( if you haven't figured it out yet the people Reach keep detailed records of their history and by extent earth's or Terra as it is called now)
'We don't leave jobs half finished.' Wolfgang concluded, plus he needed to heal his own legs from that thirty foot fall, turns out that a drop from that height does not do wonders for the human body. His mind now made up, Wolfgang started to collect wood so he could prepare for the coming night.
Sometime later
Wolfgang had a pile of wood in his arms and was on his way back to the injured Eldar, when is body suddenly lockup. He attempted to move but his body would not follow his commands.
Suddenly Wolfgang heard some demonic chuckle from behind him. Then he felt someone, or something, touch his shoulder. At that moment he remembered something that one of his friends told him.
*flashback*
Two years ago
Wolfgang was in his room getting ready for his first deployment as a Preserver. He was very excited to see the galaxy, all the things talked about in class, the mighty Space Marines, the warmongering Orks, the naive Tau, and the horrible forces of Chaos. He wanted to see it all. Suddenly the door to his room opened and entered his friend.
"I see you getting ready for your first deployment." He said.
"Yup and I'm so excited to see the galaxy." Wolfgang said smile at his best friend.
"That's good, but there is something you need To know before you head out."
"And what's that?"
"If your body ever Locks up for no reason and you know its not caused by some device then you must close your eyes." He said in a more serious tone.
"What, Why?" Wolfgang asked giving his friend a "you're crazy" look, which was not too far from the truth.
"I fear for if that does happen… That you have gained the attention Of A god."
"Me, get the attention of a god." Wolfgang said with disbelief. "You of all people should know that I don't draw attention even when I want to."
"I know, but Promise Me This... Please."
Wolfgang sighed. "I promise"
He smiled. "Good, now get back soon. I still need you as my wingman."
"You wish."
(feel free to guess what Wolfgang's friend is.)
*end Flashback*
Wolfgang closed his eyes as hard as he could and waited to see what would happen to him.
"SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT ME THAT MESSAGE." A very pleasant voice said in his ear.
Wolfgang did not answer. He then felt the hand on his shoulder let go, moments later Wolfgang got control of his body again.
He fell to his knees. "Guess you were right in your prediction Shawn."
"I WILL BE WATCHING YOU." The same voice said.
Not wanting to risk being around what ever made that voice, Wolfgang picked up the wood he had gathered and ran.
Lanasya's eyes began to open slowly. She was lying on the ground looking up at the stars.
'I'm alive?' she thought as she tried to sit up.
"I wouldn't move if I were you." A male voice said plainly.
Her body lock up. She started to remember what happened before she blacked out.
'that man, did he kill the daemon?' she thought as she slowly turned her head to the direction she heard the voice. There sat a Mon-keigh looking at the fire that he sat at, with his hand crossed with each other and his head resting on them. He was around the same height as an Eldar if not a little shorter. He wore medium body armor with a black coat over him. His helmet was like nothing she had ever seen from a Mon-keigh before. From what she could tell it was some kind of gas mask used by some Mon-keigh elite squads.
"You might open up the wound again." He added.
'wound?' she thought. She moved her hand to her chest and felt cloth, but that was not the only thing she felt. Her eyes widened, she was not wearing her ranger uniform, or at least over her torso she wasn't. Lanasya reached for her weapons but found that they were not on her person.
"Don't bother looking for your weapons, I have them." The Mon-keigh said waving her shuriken pistol at her.
Lanasya tried to get up again but stopped when a sharp pain came from her chest. She grunted in pain and fell back down.
"I told you, now I need to change the bandage again." The Mon-Keigh said getting up.
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY MON-KEIGH!" Lanasya yelled at him as she tried to sit up again only to fall back down from the pain.
Blood became visible on her bandage, causing the Mon-keigh to sigh and reached into one of his pouches and pulled out a roll of cloth.
"You do it then." He said tossing the roll to her, Then turned and stared to walk down the ravine."I'm going to patrol the area I will return soon."
When the Mon-keigh was out of sight Lanasya started to make her way toward her weapons. This only worsened her current condition. Blood started to leak from the bandages, and fall to the ground, as she slowly walked towards her weapons.
'just need to get my weapons.' She thought.
When she reach her weapons the pain in her chest was reaching the point of unbearable. She reached down and picked up her shuriken pistol. However she noticed something as she was picking up her weapon. The power cell was missing. No longer able to bare the pain she feel to the ground before her vision went black, she could hear the sound of footsteps.
Two days Later
Lanasya started to open her eyes again this time however the sun was beating down on her face. She tried raising her hand to block out the sunlight but found she could not raise her hand.
"finally awake I see." A familiar male voice said to her. "That little walk around made the wound even worse to a point where you put yourself into a coma." (goodbye two super stimpaks )
She turned her head to see the Mon-keigh looking down at her. She tried to get up again but found that she could not move her body either.
"What did you do to me!" Lanasya demanded.
"I temporarily paralyzed you from your neck down," The Mon-keigh said plainly. "I don't feel like changing your bandages again."
"YOU SCUM-" Lanasya was going to throw more insults but she was stopped when the Mon-keigh slapped her across her face.
"I saved you from an eternity of sexual torture!" The Mon-keigh yelled at her. "I don't ask you to like me, BUT I do command your respect. If you continue to do this superiority thing with me I will personally hand you off to Slaanesh myself! do I make myself clear?!"
Tears started to swell up in her eyes, she turned her head so that the Mon-keigh would not see her crying, and nodded her head.
"Good." The Mon-keigh said walking away. "We leave as soon as the poison running through your system wears off, Chaos has taken control of this sector."
Lanasya eyes widened in horror. if Chaos had control of his sector then that meant that they had control of the Space port, which in turn meant that her only chance of escape was lost.
Sometime later she started to feel her hands again, followed by her legs, then her torso. Lanasya started to get up, unlike the last time she tried to get up her torso did not hurt nearly as much.
"I see the poison has worn off." The Mon-keigh said. "We move in ten."
Lanasya only nodded.
"I suggest you put on your clothes." He added walking away.
Lanasya found her clothes neatly folded on a rock. She walked over to it and began to dress herself. As soon as she was finished the Mon-keigh returned and tossed to her, her weapons then the power cells.
"Try not to shoot me in the back." He said plainly before he walked over the wall of the ravine and started to climb it. He was about ten feet off the ground when he looked back at Lanasya. "I trust your are well enough to climb."
Lanasya responded by join him in scaling the wall. The Mon-keigh nodded than resumed climbing. Moments later they both reached the top.
"Let's move." The Mon-keigh said and began to walk.
"Where are we going?" Lanasya asked him.
"Eldar stronghold to drop you off."
"The "Eldar Stronghold" is no more." She said with a hint of anger.
A low chuck escapes the Mon-keigh's mouth. "Guess you're not so superior as you think." He whispered.
Her superior hearing allowed her to hear every word that the Mon-keigh said. She clenched her fist, anger starting to fill her thoughts until the Mon-keigh spoke again.
"I guess we need to get you off planet then."
'why,' she thought. 'why is this Mon-keigh helping me? With the Imperials policies toward non-humans he should of shot her not-' Then it hit her, this Mon-keigh did not have any imperial symbols on him, not once did he praise his "God Emperor", and he has not said one word about his race being superior to hers. Was he a Rogue Trader, or something else entirely? Should she ask? This Mon-keigh, for lack of better words, was… nice.
Lanasya was brought out of her thoughts when the Mon-keigh put out his arm to stop.
"What is it?" she asked him, looking around for the threat.
Suddenly the Mon-keigh drew both his weapons and fired in front of him then he brought up his other weapon and shot to his right.
She was about to yell at him for giving away their position to anyone around when suddenly two figures de-cloaked.
" XV25 Stealth Suit." The Mon-keigh began." It would appear that the Tau seek to take this sector from chaos. We need to move faster now that the Tau know we are here." He finished as he began to run.
Lanasya joined him in running but found it a little hard to keep up, her wound was not fully healed and she needed to make sure it would not open again.
"Where are we going to go?" Lanasya asked.
"My ship, If the Tau know I'm here they will stop at nothing to capture me." He said plainly.
'Why would the Tau want to capture this one Mon-keigh? What could he have that the Tau would want?' Lanasya thought. She was brought out her thoughts when the Mon-keigh tackled her. She was about to throw him of but stopped when he spoke.
"Necron flayed ones setup a trap up head." He said rolling off her.
"How do you know?" She asked rolling to her stomach.
"Technology." Was his only reply. "We need to go around them." He add as be began to walk away.
She started to follow him. After thirty minutes of crawling the Mon-keigh stood up and pulled out a small circular devise. He held it out a little ways from his body and using his free hand to touch the center of the device. In a instant the small devise projected a map, most of it was black except for a small patch of land that showed a detailed lay of the land. Using his free hand he touched the small patch of land. The device started to zoom in on this patch of land revealing the ravine, that they were at, a small town, and a ship. What caught her attention was a small red dot that was in-between the ravine and the town.
She quickly deduced that the red dot represented his location.
Satisfied, the Mon-keigh reattached the devise to his belt and began to move. Lanasya got up and began following him.
"We are about three hours away from a town that I went through." The Mon-keigh began. "last time I was there I ran into a Space Marine squad, I do not know if they are still there or not. If they have moved on then we can rest there then continue to my ship."
"And if they are still there?"
"Then we press on."
Seeing that there were no more words to be had, Lanasya did not reply. They both continued to march forward in silence
It has been three days since Wolfgang left the ship and Rosa was starting to get worried. Not only had he not contacted her, she also had another Freedom Knight getting repairs in the vehicle bay, and to make matters worse his pilot was critically injured. Lucky for him his AI got to her just in time for her to save his life, however he was still not out of the woods yet. He had suffered gunshot wounds from Eldar technology, more specifically Dark Eldar technology, the bastards make it so that every bullet wound from their weapons is as agonizing as possible.
To make a long medical procedure short she was able to patch him up a bit, but she had to put him in stasis. She had not the proper medical expertise to properly fix him. She is a Battle AI for crying out loud not a medical droid.
She let out a sight and counted to work on the repairs for the other Knight.
"You really need to learn how to use your iron shields more effective." Rose told the other AI as she was typing away on her control panel.
"I do not need advice from a Rose." He said, over the knight's speakers with a hint of disgust.
And there it was the first insult for a AI of the House Steiner (I bet a lot of you are now typing in House Steiner in to Google now, so I'm going to clear this up. I am ONLY using the name, I was getting tired of thinking up names for a rival House for the Roses so I went f*%# it Steiner. And I know that Knight worlds are only supposed have one House but I will explain later on in the story why this knight world has a few.) House Rose and House Steiner were rival Houses, ever since The Split they never saw eye to eye. They were always at each other's throats, trying to get the upper hand in any way possible. In fact her pilot defeated one of their prized pilots in the arena, so badly that the other pilot barely got a scratch on Wolfgang before he clobbered him with his gauntlet.
Man the look on Lord Steiner's face, when Wolfgang's gauntlet connected with the other pilots Knight was priceless. In fact she had a picture of his face, she wanted to frame it but Wolfgang said that they had enough punishment for one day.
"Just giving you some friendly advice, I'd hate for the Dark Eldar to kick your ass again." Rosa replied to the Steiner AI.
The Steiner AI did not reply.
"Well I am almost done." She stated looking up from her panel. "My Pilot should be returning tomorrow, he will decide how we will proceed when he returns."
"The more time we waste here the further the Dark Eldar get from the planet!" the Steiner AI yelled at her.
"I doubt it, activity above the planet has increase. They wouldn't risk losing their precious cargo. Plus there is large scale engagement going on this planet, that means they came to pick up more slaves if they stay longer," she replied plainly.
"Fine." The other AI said defeated.
Rosa smiled then closed her control panel. "All finished. I will return to my patrol try not to break anything."
With that over with Rosa transferred herself back the Freedom Knight.
'just one more day before I can get out there and bring him back.' She thought to herself.
Sup writer slim here. Just wanted to thank you for reading this story , I hope I made It clear that Wolfgang and Lanasya are not going to hit it off just like that. I may not know Eldar very well but I do know enough to know they don't like humans, so I tried my best to show that when Lanasya woke up.
You will also notice that Slim A Lou Prime is not the one seeing you out. You might be asking yourself why? Well that is because it is 3:08 Am and I don't feel like it. Any ways feel free to tell me what you think of the story, tell me if I mess up in my spelling, and tell me who you think Wolfgang's friend is. I will give you a sneak peek at my other projects or at this story, your choice, if you get it right. It's First come First served, Good luck.
Suddenly a red portal opens behind writer slim and out pops Slim A Lou Prime's head "God bless and have a nice day!"