Kodai Island - Ponderosa

Chapter 4 - Juror #4

So yeah, like the latest chapter of the main fic, this chapter got delayed thanks to my laptop dying on me and a dysfunctional laptop charger. But unlike that, this chapter came on the same day at least.

But anyway, what a blindside that was. Biggest since Ganondorf's vote off. Wii Fit Trainer obviously wasn't very well liked in the game, and wasn't well received by my readers, so it's also one of the most satisfying vote offs.

Although, now we have to hear everything from her perspective, now that she's going to be with Donkey Kong, Bayonetta, and Ganondorf. Let's see what she does...

~KF

"Hello, I'm Wii Fit Trainer, juror number four, and this is my Ponderosa."

Night 29

"Such a shocker, that's for sure..."

"I just can't believe how it all happened. One minute we're at tribal, the next minute we're all whispering, the next minute the extra vote, and then to top it all off, somebody flipped and voted me out of the game. Now I can't go to Kodai Island anymore. I don't even think I brought all my stuff with me, knowing that I just got votes at the last Tribal Council. ...It's just ridiculous!"

Although disappointed and irritated at the result of the vote, the Wii Fit Trainer wasted no time in getting in the tent to meet with Crazy Hand.

"I think I have been doing quite well until... Let's say until I found out that DK was lying to me. That's where everything started to go downhill. Sure, I had to deal with Mewtwo after one of the reward challenges, but if he was the one that flipped, I am not surprised, and I lost all respect for him. The only people that respected me as a person were Pit, ...Lucario, ...Sonic, ...and Mario in terms of who's still in the game."

"...Hmm..." Wii Fit Trainer was eyeing the scale beneath her feet. "...158.5 lbs... That means I've lost exactly 9.9 pounds. ...I'd say I did pretty good knowing on what was limited out there. Wouldn't you say?"

"...Well,..." Crazy Hand was also eyeing the scaled. "Since you did weigh 168.4 lbs before you went out there. So you literally had the weight of the average woman in America."

She smirked. "Feels good to have that to your name, huh? I know what's next. Now it's time to get to the boat. Let's do it."

"I know exactly what Crazy Hand's procedure is. I've watched Ponderosa videos before. He asks how you are doing before he gets your blood pressure, he questions you on what is the hardest part out there for me, then he lets you weigh yourself, and then you have to get to the boat so that you can go to the Ponderosa. I've watched his proedure so many times I might as well have an exam on it, you know?"

-/-

By the time she got off the boat, she found each of the three previous juror members standing by the steps, with Bayonetta in the middle.

"When I finally reached Ponderosa, my reception was rather... interesting. None of them seemed bitter, but at the same time, none of them seemed to be overjoyed. I was worried about Donkey Kong because I didn't feel like arguing with him anymore, but in the end, we all talked like normal, civillized people."

Bayonetta leaned most of her weight onto her leg, her hand resting on her right hip with a smirk. "So. Ready to get started, trainer?"

She nodded. "Yes. Let's get going. I'm tired... But lemme give you quick constructive criticism. Please remember to keep the same weight on both legs so that you can be more balanced."

"..." The Umbra Witch simply turned on her heel and made her way in, her hand remaining on her hip as if it was attached to it.

"...Hmm..." She was now taking a glance at herself in the mirror. "Not as bad as I expected. I'm sure I will be able to fix myself up again. Ten days is just enough time. ...I wanna know... how much you weigh."

"...Um,... okay I know this is gonna sound really big for you, but normally I weigh about eight hundred pounds, but when I got to Crazy Hand after I was voted out, he told me I weighed 703.1 lbs..." Donkey Kong answered to Wii Fit Trainer's point.

"Ah." She nodded. "So that means you lost exactly 96.9 pounds. I don't weight monkeys that much, so that's definitely something to keep note before we all leave here. Once day thirty-nine comes, and after we finished with the Final Tribal Council, that's it."

She was now taking a bite of her meatloaf. "...Okay, not bad. Not bad at all. At least the food here is nice. Everything I ordered seems to be... in order."

"..." Not wanting to hear about anything relating to fitness, nor Wii Fit Trainer at all, Ganondorf decided that he already had enough for the night and rose from his spot. "I'm too tired. I'm going to bed and I'm taking my food with me..."

...

After the rest of the jurors watched him exit, Bayonetta resumed the conversation. "So, let's talk about this Legacy Advantage of yours. You found it on the boat back on day one, did you not?"

"Eeexactly." She bobbed up and down, not looking from her food. "It was underneath the crate of bananas. I'm surprised no one saw me picking up the envelope."

Donkey Kong's mouth was hung open slightly, forcing his fist on the table. "Dang it... I'm an idiot... That was the first thing I was gonna throw overboard but I chose to do something else. That should have been my advantage and I would have been more careful."

"Relax, monkey." said Bayonetta. "There was probably no way you were going to the final six, anyway."

"I wouldn't be surprised if I was supposed to be there, had Wolf not snooped through my stuff as if I was carrying an illegal weapon on the show." Wii Fit Trainer theorized. "Had he not do it, I wouldn't be sitting here right now. I got tired of dragging my stuff back and forth and he chose to go through my bag the one day I didn't bring it with me."

"Who exactly did you give it to?"

"Oh, I gave it to Pit."

"..."

"..."

Her fellow jurors seemed to have nothing to say.

Bayonetta sighed. "Poor Trainer. It's amazing how much of a lack of self-awareness she has. That's her problem, and she still has yet to realize it. I'm not even the slightest bit annoyed that she's basically the reason to why I'm on the jury. But, if she would have just got her act together, maybe people like me would have actually worked with her. She's lucky the twist happened back in the pre-merge phase, or I would have sent her away just to make everyone all happy and satisfied. But of course, that didn't happen. ...Oh well. It's Survivor. It's rare to have things go your way around here."

-/-

"Ooh, a nice room. This might as well be my hotel at this point. Maybe I should make plan to vacate here in Japan."

"Unlike living with up to a dozen strangers under one roof, it's nice to say that I can finally take a shower, wash my hair, brush my teeth, and sleep in a proper bed after so long. I bet I can go through the entire night without having broken sleep."

With a sigh, she turned off her lamp.

"So Ganon, you still mad at Link?"

"..." He looked off to the side. "Not as much as I was previously. If I am still irritated, it is the fact that he is still in the game and has yet to even have his name written down..."

"Well, I probably dont see that happening depending on the type of game he is playing. He was pretty under the radar when I was there. I dont think he was the one that flipped."

"Even though I didn't win the game, it's kind of nice to still be involved someway. Three people are making it to the end, and our job is to give someone a million dollar. Nine people are still playing, so we have to do something in the meantime that all four of us will be pleased."

-/-

"Breathe slowly as you hold this pose."

Doing what she does best, the Wii Fit Trainer was now performing her yoga exercise routine, with the yoga music track playing from a boom box.

Ganondorf, Bayonetta, and Donkey Kong were all attempting at their absolute hardest to remain in position holding the tree pose. However, Donkey Kong would not stop moving, and Ganondorf always ended up learning forward a bit too much, the latter only performing the stretching exercise in order to look forward for the actual training routine that Wii Fit Trainer mentioned will be performed later on. Bayonetta seemed to have the easiest time.

"Try to keep your balance."

"Easier said than done..." Donkey Kong had to admit.

"Wii Fit, this is rather underwhelming." Bayonetta was not that impressed. "Perhaps we could all try something a little more... entertaining?"

"Patience is key."

She rolled her eyes.

" Wii Fit Trainer and her exercises..." Donkey Kong sighed. "No wonder she was set to be the first one to go on her old tribe... I'm still surprised she never lashed out at me at what happened at the Bayonetta vote. She didn't even bring it up! Guess right now it's all about her, haha. So for once, we're all doing whatever she says."

Then all of a sudden, with Wii Fit's one head turn, she gasped in disbelief.

"Apparently, I had just missed the loved ones visit, which I would have liked to. So, one of my friends, who also works at the Wii Fit Studio, is all of a sudden in Kodai Island's Ponderosa resort!"

"Hey there!"

Lo and behold, to everyone's surprise, there was a male Wii Fit Trainer. Elated, the female trainer that everyone knew all too well ran right up to him and fell in his arms.

"Did I really just missed the Loved Ones visit?"

Ganondorf groaned under his breath. "If he is any way that is similar to the trainer we have here, I am locking my door for the rest of the day..."

-/-

"Watch the flow of my movements as I demonstrate."

The Male Wii Fit Trainer was sitting on a purple beam bag with arms behind his head, observing his female friend perform her warrior pose with the three other castaways.

"You haven't seemed to change a bit."

Eyeing him warmly, she then complimented on the jurors' progress. "Great. Keep it up."

Donkey Kong turned to the loved one. "Is she always like this?"

"Meh, I was her co-worker for so many years. I'm used to it."

"Figures..."

-/-

Following her waving her fitness friend on, who was riding away from the island on a boat, the Wii Fit Trainer watched him with her hand over her eyes as he got further away.

"I I have learned a lot out here for the past thirty days. But what I've learned most is, just like Survivor, you always have to deal with different types of people. It's one of the main reasons to why I came out here."

She stood watching Ganon lifting a heavyweight on his back.

"It was something that I will always remember. I found the Legacy Advantage on day one where no one else couldn't, I've performed my fitness exercises with my team, I've helped my tribe win a fre immunity challenges, and I've played this game until the very last second."

She was seen drinking green tea, casually talking with Bayonetta at one of the tables.

"Sure, the sad thing is quite obvious. But one thing is for certain. It is without question an experience I will never forget."

Alright, there it is. Wii Fit is done. If this was real, she would probably go down as one of the most... "unique" castaways of all time lol.

Questions:

1. Did you like Wii Fit Trainer? What do you have to say about her game?

2. How would she continue to feel as more people enter the jury?

If you enjoyed her (wont be surprised if you did lol) feel free to vote for her on my poll and I will see you all when the next juror comes!