Ok so this one is going to be a much more lighthearted, and hopefully funny, one shot including almost every from our favorite cast of characters. Mind you I am a man, so don't get your knickers in a twist if I use a few stereotypes.

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Perfect Synchronization:

Another fine day at Beacon, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the female populace seems noticeably absent. There's something brewing in the air around them, and only Jaune knows what it is. May god help them all.

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When Jaune awoke, bright and early on a Saturday morning, he immediately knew something was amiss. One does not live for 16 years in a home occupied by 8 women could can turn houses into dust and not know when something is happening involving the double x chromosome. There was something in the air, something that settled into his stomach like a lead ball.

Treading carefully out of bed he shook awake his brother-in-arms Ren who grumbled at his actions.

"Jaune... Wha- What is it?" he mumbled as Jaune continued to pull him into the waking world.

"Ren, do you feel that." with new vigor Ren's eyes shot open, being a aura specialist he could feel the energy around him and, more importantly, being lifelong friends with Nora he could feel when something was wrong.

"Yes, what is it do you think?" he asked, for once in his life showing some hesitation.

"I don't know, but do not wake the others up." they got dressed near silently and crept out of the room, passing by Team RWBY's dorm the feeling only increased within them. They slid stealthily down the hallway and ended up outside the haven for masculinity in the freshman class: Team CRDL's dorm. They were just about to knock before the door opened to reveal Cardin and his team.

"Jauney boy? What's going on." Cardin himself lived with two sisters and, while his senses may not have been as finely tuned as Jaune's, he too could feel it inside him. Jaune shook his head and their party escaped out into the courtyard where, suspiciously, he found only males wandering about in a confused daze. Gathering in some sort of de facto survival group, a motley crew of men from around Remnant huddled together in hush whispered.

Jaune quickly picked out a familiar face, Fox Alistaire, -and noticing him as well- they met halfway between eachother. "Jaune right? Do you feel it? Yatsuhashi says he tried to medidtate it to find its source but he says that its everywhere."

"Yes, something is not right in Beacon." Jaune grumbled almost to himself, the other boys took interest in the conversation and the whispered trailed off. "Did you notice anything strange when you woke up today?"

"Well, only one thing." he looked contemplative before continuing. "When I felt it in the air I turned to wake up my team leader, Coco, but before I could get near I felt some sort of demonic aura cloud the room and my senses. I grabbed Yatsuhashi and made a run for it."

Jaune turned to the others and half-shouted. "Anyone else have something similar?"

Dispassionate cries of "yes" and "yeah" echoed throughout the courtyard, the pieces were all there but there was something wrong. He turned to face the group and his teammate, he needed confirmation that his worst fears had not been realized.

"Gentlemen, I need a small group of men to head into Vale for a small errand, any volunteers." a pink-haired man and his comrade, who identified themselves and Nadir and Bolin, offered themselves as well as one young man named Bronze. "Ok guys, I need you to be quick and run into any convenience store, grocery store, or sweet shop you can find and look for the candy aisles, the ice cream aisles, and junk food aisles."

They gave him confused stares but nodded along, just to be sure he sent Ren, his second-in-command, with them to make sure it went smoothly, in the meantime, the men were too open out here. "Everyone, be as quiet as possible and get to the cafeteria!"

The others complied and not even five minutes later almost 90 young huntsman had gathered in the spacious area with more trickling in. Even the kitchens were silent, even though there should have been atleast one staff member around.

45 minutes later...

45 minutes of torturous waiting ended when his scouting party returned, the aforementioned soldiers looking quite shaken. He ran up to them and his followers leaned in once more to get the proverbial scoop.

"Well, what did you find."

"Nothing," Nadir whispered, still obviously in shock. "There was nothing everywhere! No chocolate, no ice cream, no junk food, nothing!"

Jaune went pale and he felt his knees about to buckle, it couldn't be? The dreaded day his father and grandfather and great-grandfather only spoke about in terrified whispers? The day when men's souls would be tested, as well as their ability to run, had finally come to rear its ugly head.

"God help us all, its a perfect synchronization..."

H.P. Lovecraft once said that the oldest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest fear is fear of the unknown. Unfortunately, Lovecraft got it wrong, the oldest fear known to man is fear of a woman on her period.

Take the unbridled emotion, the horrid cramps, the hormonal mood swings and multiply it by several hundred women and girls capable of using magical powder to power explosive weaponry to fight massive monsters.

They were screwed outright, and, as if to accentuate the issue, a guttural roar echoed throughout the campus, for the women of Beacon, both transfer and native, had risen from their slumber.

"To Vale men! Run if you value your lives!" he shouted, rallying his troops into a calvalry charge. They sprinted across the campus at breakneck speed, Jaune could swore he briefly saw a cornered Peter Port and Oobleck by a very angry Glynda and Professor Peach, but they were lost souls to him.

Then it happened: the first of his party fell. She came from nowhere, a woman wielding a battleaxe garbed in Beacon uniform who he was unknown to jumped a poor soul along the left flank. He swore he could briefly hear a cry of "stop cheating off my homework!" but he, once again, had no time.

With that, some of his battalion splintered off, trying to find their own way as the rest of the females came out from the woodwork. The reaping of souls had come, and with it, the cries of agony and fear from his male kin.

"Scatter scatter!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, if they caused a confusion most of them could get away. The men scattered across campus, each pocket going their own separate ways.

Jaune continued to run, his faithful friend Ren alongside him and CRDL bringing up the rear, he whirled around as he saw Cardin tackled to the ground by a brown blur. Jaune stared helpless as an irate Velvet grabbed him by the ears and yanked his head around like she was trying to pull it off, all the while screaming near incoherently.

Given the time, Jaune surveyed the warzone around him. Bolin and Nadir held eachother steadfast as they too were cornered by what must have been their other two female teammates, a green-haired punk skater and what he could only described as a lioness of a women who closed in on them.

Looking elsewhere yielded less than hopeful results, he saw one man breathed deeply before blindfolding himself with a tie and giving himself up to the three females surrounding him. Jaune hit the pavement again when he saw Yang punch another poor soul across the courtyard, hair ablaze and clearly not willing to talk things out rationally.

He hooked up with Ren, Fox, and Sun who bolted for the guest dorms. "Fox! Where's Yatsuhashi?!"

Fox shook his head and looked like he was about to cry. "He pushed me out of the way of an oncoming Coco Adel who was angry at Yatsu for stepping on her purse again!"

Truly a man of honor, thank you Yatsuhashi Jaune thought, offering a silent prayer for his fellow man. They were halfway there before an unconscious Port blocked their path, flung by an invisible force.

"Mercy." he heard Sun whisper to himself as an irate Goodwitch stepped forth from the smoking hole of the administative building.

"That's for making me handle Saturday detention by myself again!" she shifted her glare over to the four man who tried to hold their ground in the face of a charging Goliath. "And you lot, did you think I forgot about your little foodfight?!"

She lumbered towards them but stopped as one Doctor Oobleck crawled out of the hole in the building, she hummed to herself before turning back to them. "Consider yourselves lucky that Oobleck had dropped his coffee on my blouse three consecutive times last week."

She walked towards the pleading man and Team JASR (Jasper) decided it was time to run again. Jaune tried to ignore the sounds of begging and pain that echoed around the campus, all around him he could irate females taking out their aggression on their male colleagues, some for realistic reasons (if the cry of "stop looking up my skirt!" was anything to go by) and others for rather petty reasons ("stop taking the last slice of pizza just to spite me!").

The men were within sight of their temporary haven of safety, but before they could reach it a deafening war whoop sounded. And on high she descended from the clouds as Nora Valkyrie sailed overhead and landed in front of them.

"Sorry guys, but Ren and I need to have a chat!" she chirped cheerfully, it might have been innocent before she added: "Now get out of my way or I break your legs!"

"Nora we won't give you Ren-" Jaune was cut off by the man himself offering a hand on his shoulder. "Ren..."

"Don't worry Jaune, I've been through this before and I'm the only that can stop her now." he sighed dramatically. "Go on without me brother."

Jaune bit back some tears as Fox and Sun nodded. "Of course Ren, but you come back you hear me?"

"I always do."

And with that Jaune, Fox, and Sun ran past the valkyrie and burst into the guest dorms.

"Now Nora..."

20 minutes later...

The remaining few, Fox, Jaune, and Sun, stood huddled in a small dorm that used to occupy the members of Team SSSN. From last they heard, Neptune was being surrounded by some angry girls that he had mistakenly flirted with time and time again, and the other two, Scarlet and Sage if Jaune remembered correctly, ran into hiding and have not been seen since.

Fox has had no contact with the rest of his team and Jaune has already had time to accept Ren's fate. For now, they pray that this will all blow over soon enough and they can go back to being a team.

"Man this sucks, Jaune have you ever had to deal with this before?" Sun whined as he leaned against the door, Jaune tried to think back to his childhood and only one memory came to mind.

"Well, my dad did, one time, take me and Grandpa out on a surprise fishing outing which he never does because he's afraid of fish." Jaune recalled the manic look in his dad's eyes when he got Jaune that day, so maybe his sisters and mother had experienced something similar.

"Regardless, it will be a week before this blows over." sighed Fox, and Jaune wholeheartedly agreed that is, if there is anything of Beacon left by that time.

Suddenly, the guest dorms rumbled and they heard someone ascending the stairs to their room. The gathered men hushed as they heard what could be their impending doom pass over their room like the grim reaper. The footsteps echoed down the hall and faded away into nothingness and Sun let out a breath.

"Thank god that's-" the door exploded inward, sending the unfortunate monkey faunus sailing across the room and straight into Fox. Jaune coughed and tried to clear his vision as the figure stepped through the door, and, much how Ren knew his time was up, Jaune knew he was about to make the sacrifice of his life.

"N-now Pyrrha." Jaune began as his partner stepped through the doorway, she had a fake smile plastered onto her face as she responded sweetly.

"What Jaune? I only want to talk to you about something." she kept that smile, not unlike how Nora was, as she closed in.

"Fox, Sun, get out the window I'll hold her off."

Fox nodded as Sun was already halfway out. "We'll never forget this, good luck and godspeed."

"Now Jaune, I'd like to talk about some feelings that need to be brought up..."

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1 week later...

"And that's how I broke my arm and how I learned something new about my partner!" Jaune finished his story to the occupants of medical ward 3-A. They all murmured their condolences and congratulations on his new relationship. It had been a week since "The Red Incident" and everything had mostly returned to normal, Headmaster Ozpin had ordered detention for almost every female on campus until the end of the Vytal Festival and they were currently working on repairing the school.

Everyday so far he and his fellow comrades had gotten letters and flowers detailing condolences from the female population of the school. Pyrrha he thought would break down with how much she was freaking out, it's not everyday that you break your crush's arm, admit your feelings, and then carry him to the hospital. She had sent him cards everyday, visited atleast twice that, had her mother apologize for her, called his parents and apologized, and cried her fair share of tears both happy and regretful.

Poor Ren ended up only with a sprained ankle and was in charge of Nora who was apologizing quite profusely while hanging off of him, probably not good for his ankle. Cardin would get out within a couple months with those injuries but he considered himself lucky to survive, Yatsuhashi was built like a tank so he made it out largely unscathed if a little exasperated.

The other men were being treated as they spoke, Sun ended up getting scratched something awful by Blake. And Neptune, he was sure, got kicked in his pearls atleast 4 times consecutively, in which he swore to lay off the flirting for awhile. His friends in ward 3-A had their own stories to tell and it helped pass the time, but man did his arm itch something terrible.

Maybe he'd guilt trip Pyrrha just a little today.

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And there you go, a short, nonsensical chapter that meant nothing. A little more lighthearted than my usual stuff but don't feel singled out by it. I'm not trying to ruffle any feathers here. If the characters are too OOC, well it is what it is. And anyone wanting to tell me how unaccurate this is can get lost, I know this isn't accurate. If you're wondering why the girls decided to destroy the school, well I'm reminded of the short skit "Menstruation Orientation" by Key and Peele.

"When women be hanging out together their periods sync up!" Keegan Michael, 2015.