(Note: I changed the format of how the characters in the show talk. Let me know if you like it this way or the previous)
"I wonder what we will get to see this time." Blake thinks aloud.
"Why bother when we're about to find out!" Yang exclaims as the movie starts.
Music begins playing as the scene opens on a door inside the house. The door opens and Onua walks through. He continues walking until he trips over a yellow piece as the music abruptly stops.
Onua:Oh crap! What did I trip over. A piece? Whats a piece doing here. Thats... not good.
"Heh, some one dosen't clean up well." Ruby states
"Oh your one to talk." Yang teases
"Thats not the problem." Blake states "Those pieces make up their bodys, meaning Onua just triped over someones dismembered limb." The rest of team RWBY cringe, imagining what it would feel like if they actually tripped over someones detached limb themselves.
The scene cuts to Onua and Pohatu walking with each other down a hallway.
Pohatu: Your kinding me! Another one?
Onua: Yeah, thats the third one this month.
The two open a door to another room.
Pohatu: Oh.
Onua: That sucks.
The scene shows a yellow bionicle, completely dismantled.
"So... hes dead." Yang asks.
"Looks like it." Blake responds.
Pohatu: From the looks of it he's been here for a long time. Some of his pieces are missing too. I don't know if we can put him back together.
"So death has no meaning to them if they can just put themselves back together." Weiss bluntly states.
"It looks like it does when their pieces are missing." Blake retorts.
"And besides, Yang said this was a comedy. It's suposed to make us laugh, and not feels bad for those who died." Ruby says.
"That kinda reminds me, we didn't laugh at anything in the first episode." Yang says. "Maybe its some new genera that we don't have in our dimension."
Onua picks up the fallen toys mask.
Onua: Alas poor Mata Nui, I knew him well.
Pohatu: Dude, hes dead. Thats gross.
Ruby gets a little angry at this. "He's just mourning his friend, how is that gross?"
Onua: Yeah I made it weird sorry. Well, there is only one person we can turn to next.
Pohatu: Oh, you know he won't help us.
"New character?" Yang asks.
"Possibly, or its Kopaka. But I don't know what would keep him from helping them." Weiss responds.
Onua: Its worth another shot. And I don't think we can solve this mystery without him.
The scene changes to Onua and Pohatu standing in front of yet another door.
Onua: Come out Tahu, we really need you.
"What! Tahus the only one who can solve this!" Weiss exclaims.
"Why is that hard to belive Weiss?" Ruby asks
"I don't know, somthing is just telling me he isen't the right choice." Weiss responds.
Tahu: No
Onua: Please Tahu, you've been in there for over a year.
"There it is." Weiss says. "If he's locked himself in his room for a whole year, Im sure he's not fit to lead any investigations."
Tahu: I've told you a billion times. I'm not coming out until Bionicle comes back.
"But I thought what Kopaka told him made him feel beter." Ruby says sadly.
Onua: But I thought what Kopaka told you made feel beter.
Yang begins grinning at her sister.
"Shut up, I know." Ruby says to her.
Tahu: Yeah, for like, five minutes. Then I remembered that Bionicle will never come back ever in the history of ever.
Ruby felt saddened that Kopakas words didn't help Tahu.
Onua: Ugh, Your such a six year old.
Pohatu: Come on Onua. He's clearly not coming out of there anytime soon.
Onua looks at Pohatu and then turns back to face Tahus door.
Onua:Fine, but we'll be back Tahu.
Onua and Pohatu walk off as Tahu starts his music. The scene changes to the scroll curently playing Tahus music (man I can't belive I forgot what its called) The camera slowly shifts onto Tahu.
Tahu: I don't need them. I don't need anyone.
"People always need friends." Ruby declares.
"Espescially Tahu. I think he might have a mental illness if he is locking himself in a closet for a year." Blake adds
Tahu: Going outside is totally over rated. Who needs sunlight? Here in my closet, I've been able to survive for forever. I have food, water...
"Chocolate and water would hardly sustain anyone for a year." Weiss says.
"Hey, isn't Tahu a toy." Yang brings up. "I don't think he needs to eat so I think its a joke."
Tahu: ... and company.
The camera quickly cuts to show a tall marron robot in view, completly tapped to the wall.
Ruby and Yang completly burst out laughing.
"He could have a mental illness, or he's just plain insane." Weiss says to Blake over their partners laughing.
Perditus: Please let me go.
Tahu: No. But there is one thing in my heart that can never be satisfied. A gaping hole that is Bionicle. I'll never get to smell the sweet scent of a new canister again. sniff.
Ruby and Yang begin to simpathize with Tahu again. They went through somthing similar when they lost Summer.
Tahu: Right friend.
Perditus: Seriously let me go.
Tahu: Maybe
Perditus: Really!
Tahu: Lol no.
"So, this person has been stuck in a closet with an insane guy for a year..." Weiss starts off.
"I'm suprised he still has his sanity." Yang says.
A knock is heard at the door.
Tahu: Onua, if its you again I swear to god I will rip off your head and shove it down the garbage disposal.
"Mean." Ruby says.
Onua: Wow, rude.
"Thats basically what I said." Ruby exclaims.
"We know sis, we heard you." Yang assures.
Kopaka: Its not just him. Its me.
"Maybe Kopaka can talk some sense into him." Blake sudgests.
"I dought it." Yang counters.
Tahu: Kopaka, what do you want?
Kopaka: I want to put an end to your stupid drama. I have somthing to show you... somthing about Bionicle.
it cuts to show a black and white picture of a box of somthing. tittled Bionicle.
Kopaka:We found this. The guy that leaked it might have gotten fired. Tahu, this is proof right here that Bionicle is coming back.
Tahu begins staring at the photo as dramatic music starts playing.
"See. Somethings can come on their own so long as you hope." Ruby declares.
"That is still no reason to avoid studying." Weiss states.
Tahu: It... It... Its fake.
Pohatu/RWBY : What!
"Yeah, I guess people can fake stuff like that." Yang says. "Its pretty common."
Kopaka: Don't worry, theres more.
Kopaka clicks a button on the mouse and the image shifts to have color.
"Why not just start with that?" Blake asks.
Tahu: It looks like a third grader colored it, lol. Lean 2 photoshop.
The scene cuts to show the maroon robot standing behind Kopaka.
Perditus: I dunno Tahu. That looks pretty convincing.
"Whats he doing here?!" Weiss exclaims.
"Why shoulden't he be there?" Yang asks.
"If I suddenly escaped being locked in a closet, I would stay as far away from one who trapped me there." Weiss explains.
"Oh..."
Kopaka: Oh hello.
Tahu: Hey. How did you get free! Get back in my closet!"
Ruby and Yang burst out laughing again with Weiss and Blake chuckling a little at what Tahu said.
Kopaka: Why was he in your closet?
Tahu: I was lonely. So I kidnapped him.
"Yeah, I can see the logic of having loneliness cured by the pressence of a stranger." Blake sarcastically says.
"Maybe the two knew each other before." Ruby sudgests.
Tahu: We had fun together though. We sang songs. Shared secrets. Had pillow fights.
Perditus: Yeah, its kinda hard to have a pillow fight when your body is tapped to the wall.
Kopaka: You tapped him to the wall?
Tahu: Yeah lol.
"What is lol? Tahu says it a lot." Weiss asks to anyone in the room.
"Laugh out loud." Yang exlains.
"That is kinda werid in that sentance." Weiss says.
Kopaka: So are you okay?
Perditus: I'm fine. Being in there for months gave me time to get over it.
"Thats supriseing, all things considered." Blake says.
Perditus: I'm Perditus, by the way. I was part of a vehichle set in 2009.
Perditus holds his hand out.
Kopaka: Nice to meet you.
Kopaka raises his own hand to shake with Perditus. Kopaka then begins to turn around.
Kopaka: Okay, Tahu. So explain to me...
Kopaka turns around to find both Tahu and Onua missing.
Kopaka: Ugh.
"How can they even do that?" Ruby asks, reffering to the disaperance of the two with not even Pohatu noticing.
"Practice." Blake simply replys.
The scene cuts to show Onua and Tahu walking down a hall.
Onua: A lot has happened since you were in that closet. Some have started to lose it. Not because of you, none of them were really mentally stable to begin with.
"Bionicles end was that bad!?" Yang exclaims.
"It must have been really good." Blake explains. "Or they are sad just because it was their storyline that ended."
Tahu: Thats not very reasuring.
Onua: Well, Takanuva has been talking to himself.
They pass Takanuva 08 and Takua 01.
"He's talking with another person." Yang points out.
"I guess its a version of himself thats... younger?" Blake sudgests.
Takanuva 08: I don't care if you had eye brows in the movie. The marker dosen't help.
"He might be reffering to the movie intro that was stolen for Tahus movie." Weiss sudgests.
Takua 01: Oh please. Your just jealous that you don't have luchious eye brows like I do. So jealous.
A small moment of silence passes.
Takanuva 08: I swear, I will step on you right now.
The four chuckle a little at the line.
Onua: Thok has developed some obsesion with cats.
"Oh, watch out Blakey. Thoks in town." Yang teases, while Blake just roles her eyes at her teammate.
The scene cuts to show Thok stairing at a very large cat.
Thok: I like your fur. Because its white like mine. But I have spikes instead.
Cat: *Yawns*
Thok: Im dead inside.
"Do any of these toys have a therapist or somthing, because they look like they really need help." Blake states
Onua: And Good Guy is still trying to find purpose in his life.
"I've kinda gotten a little used to the strange names like Tahu and Pohatu. But names like those make this Good Guys name really strange." Weiss says.
"Good Guys a strange name any way you put it." Yang concludes.
The camera shows a small robot looking up to a taller yellow and blue robot.
Tahu: What a poor soul he is.
Onua: an example of perdition indeed.
The team begins to feel a little sorry for good guy.
Good Guy: So if I become a hero, I get to fight evil.
"I think he s looking to become a huntsman." Ruby excitedly states.
Surge: Yeah, we fight crime and ensure the saftey of civilians.
Good Guy: Have you taken any bad guys down lately?
Surge: Um... no.
Good Guy: Do you guys do anything at all?
Evo: Not really.
Onua: Now, there is somthing I need to tell you and its really important.
Tahu: What?
Onua: Some one has been going around, disassembling sets and getting rid of their pieces. We could rebuild them, but we would have to use diffrent parts and that would just look ugly, you know.
"But, that would still help those who were taken apart." Ruby says.
"And they would have wittnesses, who might actually know who the murderer is." Blake points out.
Tahu: Do you have any leads?
Onua: No, we were sort of hoping you might be able to figure it out.
Tahu: What makes you think I would have any idea.
"Thats what I've been wondering." Weiss states.
Onua: Well, your usually the one to get stuff done. We were sort of hoping you could work some magic and find clues.
Tahu: Like Blues Clues?
Onua: Exactly like Blues Clues... but with murder.
"I think this Blues Clues might be some sort of show." Yang says.
"It could also be a movie, a book, we don't know really." Blake counters.
"And I'm sure it dosen't matter, anyway." Weiss states.
Gelu: Yo, Onua come quick. Lewas doing somthing stupid again.
Onua: Oh, you've got to be kinding me.
The scene changes to show Onua walking outside. He walks up to some other bionicles and asks them.
Onua: Alright, where is he?
Tahu 08: Look up.
Onua looks up.
Onua: Lewa, come on down from there! I thought we settled this weeks ago!
"Its that green robot from the first one!" Ruby exclaims.
"Is he attempting suicide!?" Weiss gasps.
"Is the menal state in that universe really that bad?" Yang asks.
Lewa: No! For truth real. The mask of lift soar will wind fly me to the low ground like a soft feather.
"He talks weird." Ruby states.
"And aparently he thinks he can fly with his mask!?" Weiss exclaims.
Onua: Lewa, my foot is about to wind fly right up your ash if you don't come down this instant.
Yang and Blake chuckle a little at this.
Onua: Ash bear. I mean't ash bear.
Tahu: You tried. Okay, keep distracting. I'm gonna go up there and get him.
"At least they won't let him go through with it." Ruby says relived.
Onua: K
Tahu walks away.
Onua: Hey, Lewa.
Lewa: What.
Onua: Um, tree speak is dumb.
Lewa: HOW DARE YOU! You better leen sit back cause im about to teach you some third grade grammers.
"Tree speak must be the way Lewa talks." Weiss explains.
"Its still kinda weird having people talk like that." Ruby says.
Onua: Good, hes about to lecture again. Hurry Tahu.
The scene changes to show Tahu entering the room Lewa is in.
Lewa: First of all, I garrentee you the british would trade their accent for fluent tree speak. Tree speak is seriously the most attractive things in accents and dialects, ever. Second we have a wide variaty of pro nouns and adjectives that makes insults ten times more fun. Third our clauses are more-
Tahu: Stop!
Tahu tackles Lewa away from the window.
Tahu: Lewa, I can't let you jump. Your to old and you'll break. Your just a plastic toy.
The team begins to wonder how old Lewa and Kopaka and all the toa mata (though they dont know they're called that) are.
Lewa: Tahu, you don't understand. I have to jump.
Tahu: Your mask won't actually make you fly, Lewa.
Lewa: Yeah... I know.
"He is attempting suicide." Blake says darkly. The others just become depressed over this fact.
Tahu: So... why are you doing this?
Lewa: Because... because I met the murderer, the one dissasebling everyone.
Tahu: What.
Team Rwby is also suprised by this and become more intressted in what Lewa has to say.
Lewa: He told me that if I jump, he'd save spare the next person on his kill list and I can't let him win Tahu.
The team is overcome with relief that Lewa isn't commiting suicide. They also have a liking to Lewa sacrificing himself to keep some one else alive.
Tahu: Oh, did you see him? Who was he?
Lewa: No, I didn't see him. I only heard his voice. It was very low deep.
The scene changes to show Lewa walking around until some undeciferable noise calls out to him.
"Uh, Blake did you understand any of that?" Yang asks her partner.
"No." Blake sighs.
Tahu: Deep voice, huh?
Tahu looks out the window that Lewa was about to jump out of.
Tahu: We need a plan. A way to get you out of this.
Lewa: Why. I'm just an old bone Bionicle. Somebody has to high jump. And its going to be me.
Tahu looks at Lewas arm.
Tahu: You're right, your going to jump. But its not going to be you.
"Huh?" Ruby simply says.
Lewa: Okay that makes less sense than tree speak, im not gonna lie.
The scene cuts to show all the people waiting out side.
Vorox: I have to pee. is he still up there?
Onua: Shut up.
"Enablers." Blake growls.
Tahu: Why ever hello there friends. Lewa giving you happy smiles, while I jump out this window to my death.
"Everyone should be able to notice its Tahu." Weiss says.
"They likely won't." Yang states knowing how things go in tv shows.
Onua: Lewa! No!
Yang smirks at Weiss who sighs in response.
Tahu: Time to quick soar. Oak new. deep think. Ever quick... oh screw it.
Tahu begins leaning out the window as dramatic music plays.
Onua: No!
Tahu leaps out.
Onua: Noooo!
Tahu lands making a fart noise as he hits the ground.
Ruby chuckles quitely about this.
Everyone walks up to Tahu who now has his horribly tapped on mask removed.
Tahu: Uhhhh.
"They notice its Tahu now?" Blake asks.
Weiss sighs. "Probably not."
Tahu 08: Hes still breathing. This is lame.
"Does he really just want to watch some one die!" Blake growls.
"He can't help but remind me of Cardin." Yang says.
Matoro: Yeah, Im out.
Vorox: Yeah that sucked.
Matoro: What ever.
Onua: Lewa...
Lewa walks up to Onua carrying Tahus stuff.
Lewa: Heres your stuff Tahu.
Onua: Wait what!?
Tahu: Thanks man.
Tahu hands Lewa his stuff.
Onua: Wow! That was such a good disgues.
"Couldn't he see the orange and red?" Ruby asks.
"They would be kinda hard to miss." Yang agrees.
"Oh, now your wondering why they couldn't tell it was Tahu!?" Weiss says.
Tahu: Onua, we have our first clue. The murderer has a deep voice.
Onua: Deep voice? Not much, but its a start.
Tahu: Agreed.
Kopaka: Hey guys.
The scene switchs to show Kopaka, Pohatu, and Perditus looking at the group.
Kopaka: I have somthing to show you.
"Kopaka's still trying to make Tahu feel beter!" Ruby exclaims.
The scene cuts to show the computer with some art work of the mask of creation on it.
Kopaka: We found this on legos servers. Lego made this.
"Okay, Tahu has to belive Kopaka now. I don't think anyone could fake that." Ruby says with confidence.
"Actually, fan art like that is pretty comon here. Whos to say it wouldn't be in that dimension." Yang counters.
"But he said it was on legos servers. This lego, must be the company that made Bionicle ,so if its on their servers it must be real." Weiss sides with Ruby.
"Thanks bff!" Ruby exclaims.
"No." Weiss simpy replys.
Kopaka: This is actual proof that bionicle is coming back.
Tahu: Wow.
Kopaka: I know.
Tahu: No i mean wow this is stupid. It looks somthing like a 12 year old would make on deviant art.
"Deviant art?" Ruby asks.
"Probably a website in their universe." Yang explains.
Onua: Come on.
Kopaka: Tahu, why would Lego make this if Bionicle wasn't returning.
Tahu: Idk, they were probably high or somthing.
"Thats a good way to get fired." Weiss says sarcastically.
Kopaka: Your an idiot.
"Why can't Tahu accept that Bionicle is coming back?" Ruby asks.
"Maybe he's trying to save himself the dissapointment later on incase the leaks are false." Blake sudgests.
Evo: Excuse me everyone. Down here.
The camera pans to show the heros and Good Guy standing on the chair for the computer.
Good Guy: Yo, hey guys! Check out my posse.
Evo: We found another one.
"Another one?" Weiss asks.
Onua: Oh no.
Everyone then understands the situation.
The camera fades to show another room with dark green parts littered about.
Kopaka: How long has he been like this?
Evo: It seems recent. But we don't know for sure.
Kopaka: Im starting to worry we'll never catch this guy.
Evo: I have to agree. He's very tenacious about covering his tracks.
They talk as Perditus walks along the parts.
Matau: uhhhh.
Perditus: Hey guys! Mataus head is still intact. Hes alive!
Evo: We have to do somthing quick.
"Again, why do they feel the need to repair him but not anyone else?" Yang asks.
"Plot." Blake simply responds.
Tahu:Pohatu, do you think you can do somthing.
"I wonder how Pohatu is gonna screw this up?" Yang says.
"He could have gotten better in the year that passed." Ruby sudgests.
Pohatu: Well a lot of his parts are missing. But I think i can do somthing.
The music from the montage of the first episode begins playing as the screen cuts to black with white words saying "Two hours later".
Matau: Oh, where am I? Why does everything feel weird?
Pohatu: You almost died. Your okay now, for the most part.
Matau: Wait, why am I so tall? What... What!
The scene cuts to show Mataus body, which is just his head attached to what looked like a large red velociraptors body.
"Wha... How did he make that out of a small amount of green pieces?!" Weiss exclaims.
"Probably extra parts. Even though its not a human body you have to admit, Weiss, that that looks awsome." Ruby says.
"It is impressive, however Im getting the feeling that he just took that body from someone or thing else." Weiss says.
"Why would he do that?" Ruby asks.
Matau: What did you do to me! My beatiful body!
Pohatu: I know, its a master piece if I do say so myself.
Matau: I can't belive I'm saying this, but i perfered when I was a hordika.
"Hordika?" Yang asks.
"This Bionicle has some strange words." Weiss states.
Pohatu: Nobody understands art.
"Or you just don't understand." Weiss states while the others chuckle a little at her quip.
Tahu: Listen, Matau, I need you to answer some questions for me. Okay.
Matau: Okay, Ill try.
Tahu: Do you remember the guy that did this to you? Do you remember anything about him?
Matau: It... Its all a blurr.
The team leans in as the scene cuts to show a flashback.
Matau: I was just doing my own thing, minding my own buissness. He took me by suprise.
Matau is seen being knocked onto the floor.
Matau: I was on the ground, but for a second I was able to look up and...
The scene cuts back to present day.
Matau: He was short. I remember he was short.
Tahu: Did he have a deep voice.
Matau: I dunno. He didn't say anything to me.
Onua: Okay, two clues. He has a deep voice and is short. Who do we know has a deep voice and is short.
Good Guy: Hey everyone! Look over here!
The camera cuts to show Good Guy atop a banana.
Good Guy: I found a banana.
Tahu: ... mother of god.
"Its not him." Blake simply states. The other turn to her.
"How do you know that?" Yang asks.
"Its quite a comon cliche for the main character to think its some one innocent." Blake states. "Besides, it feels way too early to reveal the murderer."
"That reminds me, has anyone noticed that this is going on longer than the first one." Ruby states.
"I have, though I don't think it matters." Blake states.
Cut to Tahu throwing Good Guy down the stairs.
Good Guy: Oh crap! ouch.
Tahu points a sword towards the fallen good guy.
Tahu: Where were you on the night May 18, 1996.
Good Guy: I didn't do anything! You have to understand!
Tahu: Are you absoultely sure.
Good Guy: Yes. Im completely innocent.
A small moment of silence passes.
Tahu: Dang he won't break. Ill be right back.
Tahu then zooms off camera.
Good Guy: Please Onua, you have to believe me.
Onua: Don't worry, I do. We could probably use the heros as wittnesses if Tahu dosen't cool down.
"And ,uh, how would that work?" Ruby asks to no one in particular.
Onua: You should stay safe so you don't get killed your self though.
Good Guy: Actually, I don't think the murderer would want to kill me.
"Huh!" Team RWBY minus Blake chorus.
"Good guy has found somthing in comon between the victims. A comon denominator that he doesn't fit with. Blake exlains.
"That seems logical." Weiss agrees.
"Or it could be somthing else like he has ties to the murderer or somthing." Blake states.
Onua: Uh, what do you mean?
Good guy: I mean, Im a nobody. Have you noticed who he's been killing? Its all the most popular Bionicle characters. Mata nui, Likan, Krika, now Matau, to name a few.
"Try telling some one that those words mean somthing." Yang comments on the absudety of the names.
Good guy: Hes only going after the fan favorites. Me? Im nothing.
"How can he say that?" Ruby asks.
"Maybe his character in the story was very one note, or was rarely seen." Blake sudgests.
"That dosen't mean he is nothing." Ruby argues.
Onua: Don't say that. You matter. Your somthing.
Ruby smiles when Onua tries to help him.
Good Guy: No Onua, I am not. Im a poorly thought out set that lego didn't care about. I only had 16 pieces, and was never released outside of Sweden.
"Sweden?" Yang asks.
"Most likely a place, the way he said it." Weiss states.
Good guy: Im the butt of jokes. The heros don't even really want me.
'I've though low of myself when coming to beacon, but never this low.' Ruby thinks.
Good Guy: Like, You're a toa mata. I dont think would really understand what its like to be on the lower end of everything. Everybody loves you. But nobody loves me.
Onua: Good Guy...
All of team RWBY begin to feel bad for good guy in their own ways.
Tahu: K, Im back guys.
Tahu apears with a comically large gun.
Ruby is busy feeling bad for good guy to geek out.
Onua: Tahu! What is that!
Tahu lowers the barrel to point at Good Guy, point blank.
Tahu: Alright, now spill criminal scum.
Onua: Tahu stop! He's innocent!
Tahu: He is?
Onua: Yes! he has witnesses.
Tahu: Oh.
Tahu lowers, or highers his gun.
Tahu: Sorry dude.
Good Guy: Its fine.
Tahu: So, deep voice, short...
Onua: And he has a motive against popular sets.
Tahu: Three clues. Usually, Steve would have it figured out by now.
"It may be an unpopular or ubscure character, like good guy." Weiss says.
"Your probably right. We shouldn't rule him out for being the murderer." Blake agrees.
"What!" Ruby exclaims. "You heard him didn't you? There is no way he is the murderer.!"
"Calm down, Ruby." Yang says to her.
"We're not saying he is the murderer. Just that he could be the murderer. Everything fits." Blake explains.
"But why would he tell Onua what he thinks if it would just lead to him?" Ruby asks.
There is a pregnant pause in the room.
"Thats... a good point Ruby." Weiss says. Ruby smiles at the compliment.
Kopaka: Hey guys. I found another thing. This one will convince you for sure Tahu.
Tahu: Oh come on Kopaka, how many times are you going to call us over?
Kopaka: This is the last time, i swear.
"The last time, or the last time until next time?" Yang jokes.
It cuts to show the three toa mata and one star infront of the computer again.
Kopaka: Get ready to have your minds blown.
Images of the 2015 sets appear on the computer screen.
Kopaka: Boom.
"Hmmmm." Weiss mumbles.
"What is it?" Yang asks.
"These characters look like the yellow hero." Weiss says. "Im only now noticing, he is the only one we've seen that uses that skeletal system."
"Maybe its just newer, hence why these new Bionicles have it." Yang explains.
"Maybe..." Weiss says, still unsure.
Tahu: What is this?
Kopaka: leaked sets. These are it, Tahu. This is Bionicle 2015.
Tahu: Oh please, these look like sad exo force rejects. Or Hero Factory 69.0, some crap like that.
"Wait, Hero Factory?" Yang says.
"That must be what the heros are from, and the new skeletal system." Weiss says.
"But what about the blue guy?" Ruby asks, remembering that Surge does not share the same building system.
"Maybe hes older." Weiss sudgests.
Kopaka: Tahu, why would lego make these if Bionicle wasn't coming back?
Tahu: You know what? Where is Lego hq at?
Kopaka: Denmark.
Tahu: Great! Im gonna go ask them myself.
"They likely won't tell him anything if those were just leaks." Blake says.
Kopaka: You can't be serious.
Tahu: Im dead serious.
Ominus music begins playing as it cuts to show Perditus looking at an instructions book.
Perditus: I don't get it.
'Could Perditus be next?' Weiss wonders 'There is ominus music and he is alone.'
Tahu: Hey! perscirption.
Perditus: Its Perditus.
Tahu: Yah, whatever.
"Holds him hostage in a closet for a year and he can't at the very least respect him." Weiss scoffs.
Tahu: You said you were part of a vehicle set, correct?
Perditus: Yeah?
Tahu: Could I see it?
"Tahu is going to use it to get to this Denmark." Blake explains.
"I know, I just wan't to see what his vehicle looks like." Yang says.
Perditus: Uh... sure.
The covers from the large bed roll up to reveal the vehicle in shadows. It rolls out from under the bed to show the Thornatus in the light, in all its glory.
"That looks awsome! What do you think Yang?" Ruby asks.
"It looks pretty good. Could use some armour or somthing to cover it up a bit, but it looks good." Yang replies.
Perditus: Okay, here she is.
Tahu: Thats really cool.
Perditus: This vehicle means alot to me.
Tahu: Thanks for showing us.
Tahu then punchs Perditus in the face, knocking him unconscious.
Onua: Tahu! You just punched him in the face!
Tahu: Yeah, lol.
Blake gets a littled angred over Tahu treatment of Perditus. It reminded her too much of how some faunus were treated.
Tahu proceeds to get into the Thornatus.
Onua: Are we stealing the Thornatus just to get to Denmark?
"Thornatus sounds like a kick ass name." Yang comments.
Onua: You know we can't actually go to Denmark right? Theres a little thing called the Atlantic ocean.
"Atlantic ocean." Ruby mumbles to herself. "Are any of Remnants oceans named?"
"They aren't. No need." Weiss simply replies.
Tahu: Ill explain everything on the way.
Tahu moves the Thornatus up to Onua.
Tahu: Get in.
Onua: ... This isn't going to end well.
(cue that attack on titan music, or what ever the hell it was) as, the Thornatus dives down and out of the driveway.
Kopaka: They can't actually be going to Denmark.
Pohatu: Well, they're gonna try.
Perditus walks up to them.
Perditus: They punched me in the face and they stole the Thornatus. I don't...
Kopaka: What! Thats it. Thats the last straw. When they get back I'm going to...
Perditus: No. I'm going after them now.
Kopaka: Huh? How?
Perditus: Ill take the Jettrax.
"Eh, Jettrax doesent sound as cool as Thornatus." Yang says.
Matoro: Hey eveyone!
Blake could sense the murder was going to reveal himself, though she didn't know who it was yet.
Matoro: Isn't it such a wonderful day to be alive! The sun is shining the birds are singing everything is so wonderfu-
Before he could finish a blade apears on camera and slices his head clean off.
Matoro: Ow.
"Who is it! Who did it!" Ruby exclaims in anticipation.
"Calm down Ruby." Yang says... again.
The scene cuts to show Perditus taking Matoros cordak.
Kopaka: You... you just cut off his head!
"Perditus! But he was such a nice guy." Ruby says.
"Some people are not as they seem." Blake tells Ruby.
Kopaka: No, Ill stop you.
Kopaka attempts to lunge forward at Perditus but is held back by Pohatu.
Pohatu: Kopaka, wait.
Kopaka: What?
Perditus turns towards them and says in a voice sounding pretty dissimilar to the one he was speaking with earlier.
Perditus: Ill deal with you later.
"Woah." Yang says to herself regarding the voice change.
Perditus walks off.
Pohatu: Let him go.
Kopaka: Ugh, why should I? Now Onua and Tahu are in danger.
Pohatu: Kopaka... there is somthing we haven't been telling you. Somthing important.
Kopaka: What?
The team keep quite to listen, this was getting exciting.
Cuts to Tahu on the Thornatus.
Tahu: It was over a year ago. People were disapearing and we didn't know why. We would just find their defiled pieces left by the murderer. But he miscalculated, Pohatu saw him.
Cut to flashback.
Tahu: He was just walking around when he saw Perditus getting rid of a body. He was out gunned and couldn't fight, so he found some list and ran. He showed me the paper and it was a list of the people he was a list of all the people he was going to kill next. We knew we had to trap Perditus, but do it in a way he would have to maintain cover and not kill me. So I pretended i was upset about Bionicle and caught him, hoping maybe he would turn from his murderous ways.
'Tahu wasnt insane, he was sacrificing himself in a way.' Both Weiss and Blake think.
Tahu: Pohatu would think up a back up plan incase things went awry.
Back to Kopaka and Pohatu.
Pohatu: When you got Tahu to come back outside, Perditus was freed but clearly didnt change his ways. So my plan was we needed to get him as far away from everyone as possible, but do it in a way that he didn't know that we knew he was the murderer. So he was unsuspecting.
Tahu: This entire time we had to make sure that Perditus didnt know that we knew that he didnt know that we knew he was the murderer, and that we knew that he knew that knew nothing about him being the murderer.
Onua:Wow! That was so ridicoulosly complicated!
Tahu:Yah in retrospect it was kinda a dumb plan.
"Yah, when Tahu was in the closet why couldn't Pohatu tell everyone what was going on." Ruby asks.
Her other teammates just nod in agreeance with her.
Onua: Yeah.
Pohatu: And the entire reason we took these precautions, why we acted dumb, why we didn't tell anyone, was because you and Onua, were both next on the list to die.
"Thats not really a reason to keep quite, heck its more of a reason to tell them." Weiss says.
Perditus is seen walking up the road Tahu and Onua are coming onto.
Tahu: There he is!
Onua: Ram him.
Perditus lifts his cordak blaster.
'Hmmm, with a little work that gun could be amazing." Ruby begins to formulate plans to improve the cordak.
Perditus: Its over.
Onua: Hes got a cordak blaster!
The gun fires, hitting the car and bouncing it upward, throwing Onua off in the process.
Perditus: Maybe I should have thought this through.
The car barrels towards Perditus before cutting to black.
"Did they get him?" Ruby asks.
"Unlikely." Yang responds.
The screen begins to light up again.
Tahu: Oh, what? What happened. Wait, my legs! why can't I feel my legs!
The scene shows the Thornatus atop Tahus legs.
Tahu: Oh, thats probably why. Onua are you there, Onua?
But Onua is knocked out a little ways away.
Tahu: Ugh Onua you're so useless somtimes. Okay, how do I get out of this. I can't feel my legs and this stupid thing won't budge.
Perditus slowely walks towards the immobile Tahu.
Ruby tenses up a little when seeing this, afraid for Tahu.
Tahu: Okay, one two three push. crap. one two three, ugh. I wish I had a pakari right now. I never should have stopped using the shake weight. I remember Carpar got one as some white elephant gift.
Tahu then notices Perditus and the sky blaster he is holding.
Tahu: I hear that thing actually... works.
Perditus: Good bye Tahu.
Tahu: Wait!
Perditus: Wait for what?
"Thats going to stop him." Weiss says with an unamused tone.
Tahu: Don't I get any last words.
Perditus: Um... no?
Tahu: Come on, all the good murderers let their victims have last words.
Perditus: Really?
Tahu: Yeah.
'Are we really doing this?' Weiss and Blake simotaniously think.
Perditus: Okay fine, but make it quick.
Tahu: I just wanted to say that... Im sorry. For ignoring you, trapping you in a closet for a year, punching you in the face, everything. What I did was wrong, and I see that now.
"Though the closet was justified." Weiss points out.
Tahu: Deep down I actually think your a really cool guy, Perditus. And I hope, maybe you can find it in yourself to forgive me.
Ruby smiles, She feels like somthing similar to the speech from last episode will happen.
Perditus: Tahu I... That means so much to me. You don't know that thats all i've ever wanted to hear, ver since I remember.
"So he feels unloved, similar to Good guy." Blake pieces together.
Initiate flashback.
Perditus: When I was first built, I was thrown away as a side set. No one wanted to play with me like all the other sets, I just sat and watched you guys have so much fun, because you were everyones favorite characters. It why I wanted to kill them. So I taught myself how to dissasemble sets completely. I got good at it. I practiced on myself. Then I practiced on other people. I could disguise myself because i knew how to manipulate my body. I couldn't stop myself. I let hate get the better of me. And it completely took over.
Flash back end.
Perditus: But maybe... Maybe instead of trying to destroy everyone else, I should be trying to build myself up to become a better person. I can't change peoples opinions, but I can change my attitude and my own actions. Do you think I can do that Tahu? Do you think I can make things right again?
Team RWBY smiles on how Perditus has chamged.
Tahu: Lol no, Im lieing to stall for time. You killed like 15 people you freaken psychopath.
Moment ruined. everyone thought.
Perditus: You little piece of-
Perditus is then hit by the Rockoh t3
Pohatu: Yeah! Get some!
Kopaka gets off the vehicle and moves towards Tahu.
Tahu: I can't believe Im saying this but Im actually really glad to see you.
Kopaka: Whatever, your welcome.
Tahu: ...So, what are we gonna do with him?
Kopaka: We're gonna put him were no Legos ever see the light of day.
"So... back in the closet?" Yang sudgests.
Cut to a shot of light hitting a pile of pieces as ominus music plays.
Team RWBY had a feeling this was worse then the closet. They all actually shivered as the camera got a close up on a krata.
Perditus is plopped down into the bucket. As he touches down, the lego pieces begin to consume him. Then the box closes.
Onua: Ugh.
Tahu: Yah gross.
Onua: So is there a moral we can learn here today?
Tahu: If there was a moral, it probably had no aplicable value to our lives at all.
Onua: Thats usually how morals work.
Tahu: Yeah, morals suck.
Ruby huffs in disagreement.
Kopaka: So, um guys. Sorry to interupt one last time but I have somthing to show you.
Tahu: Somthing tells me this time is diffrent from the others.
Kopaka: Trust me, this ones legit.
The camera then cuts to show the computer screen showing bionicle g2
Tahu: well Ill be. Its actually happening.
Onua: Its beautiful.
Pohatu: The start of a new era.
Tahu: You know what Kopaka, you were right. You said the fans kept Bionicle going. If i kept the fire alive inside of myself it might come back. And look what happened, it did.
The team just smiles at this scene.
Onua: All of us, Tahu. We all kept Bionicle alive.
Tahu: Right. We all kept Bionicle alive.
With that the screen fades to black.
"That was pretty good! better than the last one actually." Yang says.
"It was more funny too." Ruby adds.
"And it still had its deep moments." Blake adds.
"There were some inconsistencies, but eh, they're nothing too big." Weiss says. She then notices everyone is looking at her funny "What is It."
"Your so quick to pull somthing apart because of the problems, why not do it here?" Yang asks.
"Hey! I can be forgiving If i want to." Weiss shouts back.
"So, RB3?" Ruby asks as she ejects the disk.
"You know it." Yang says.
(Holy hell, that was a lot, but if you guys liked it then definetly worth it. Again, I urge you to leave a review telling what i did right and what should have done. Anyway, RB3 ep 1 should take awhile, though probably not as long as this took. So until then Hail Denmark!)