'Fake Hero.' shows up as the title.
"There are no such thing as fake heros!" Ruby naively announces
"Not everyone will appear as a friend." Blake states.
"Does that mean that Vorki will be the antagonist in this episode?" Weiss asks.
"Unlikely. The titles just seem to be off somthing one of the characters says." Blake says. This gets the team thinking under what context its said.
The scene opens with Good Guy and Good Guy 08 looking down the slide from episode 1.
Good Guy: Do it dude. It'll be fun.
Good Guy 08: I dunno it looks kinda steep
Good Guy: Don't worry, im right here.
Good Guy 08: No im not doing it. Im not.
"Wuss." Yang comments.
The Good Guys are suddenly trapped in a plastic container.
Good Guy: Hey!
Good Guy 08: What?
A collection of laughs are heard. The camera cuts to show the makuta lead by Kapura.
"Those guys look like the grim." Ruby says, refering to Chiorox and Vampra.
"Dunno about the yellow guy though." Yang says.
Good Guy: You...
Kapura: Yes it is I, Kapura, your nemisis. Now that I have you cornered you must bow to me
Good Guy: I will not bow to you, Kapura. You Ta-matoran freak.
Blake scowels. That sounded racist.
Kapura: How dare you insult me, heathen. For that we will strap you to this rocket.
It shows the rocket.
Chirox: I like rockets.
Ruby giggles at Chiroxs line.
Good Guy: You diseased maniac!
Good Guy 08: Somebody help us. Please!
Kapura: There is no escape, plebeians. Bow or die.
Ruby was resisting the urge to try to help them.
A purple foot comes into view.
Vorki: This looks like a job for... Vorki! Toa of electricity. Bearer of the kanohi gaaha. Friend to animals. Supporter of moderated government spending.
"Who talks like that?" Yang asks "I woulden't waste my entrances on tat that nobody cares about."
"And yet, thats what you always do." Weiss says
"No, my entrances are kickass. His are weird." Yang retorts.
Bitil: Who is this guy?
Chirox: I dunno but he looks like a pikachu did it with a transformer.
There are collected groans heard about the nonunderstanding of the refrences used.
Vorki: Let those tagic products of swedish advertising go or face justice.
Weiss begins laughing while the others giggle a little at the quip.
Kapura: Oh god! Save me!
Kapura runs away while the makuta go in for the attack.
"Coward." Yang grumbles to herself.
Bitil swings his weapon only to be stopped by Vorki's. Vorki then kicks him in the knee and then punchs him in the face. Bitils weapon falters and Vorki takes this opertunity to kick him in the crotch.
"Oof." Yang simply says.
Bitil: OH GOD! Why would you do that!
Bitil then falls to the ground as Chirox charges. Chirox swings his weapon while Vorki ducks underneath and stabs him.
Chirox: Dude, you litterly just stabbed me.
Vorki then trips Chirox.
"They're acting like this isn't a battle." Ruby points out.
"Strange, does somthing work diffrently here?" Weiss asks, despite knowing she isn't going to get a response.
Vorki then looks to the side of the play structure and throws Chirox off (May his 2008 joints rest in pieces) Vampra charges. Vorki looks to the fallen Bitil and then picks him up.
Bitil: You cheater.
Bitil is then thrown onto Vampra, knocking them both of the structure.
Kapura: No! I am the ultimate. You will all bow down before me.
Vorki: You see, Kapura. The only thing I bow down to is the sweet smell of justice.
"I can see what he was going for. He failed." Blake states.
"Still dosen't excuse his entrance." Yang adds.
Kapura: Okay?
Kapura is then smacked by the rocket, causing him to roll off the edge.
Kapura: Nooooo!
Vorki: Bad guys defeated. Just another job for Vorki, the hero!
'Thats what Im gonna be like when I graduate.' Ruby smiles at the screen.
Good Guy: Can you let us out?
Good Guy 08: Im claustrophobic.
Kopaka 15: Aaaaahhhh! Who did this!?
Vorki: Hark. A cry of help. I must stop evil again.
Good Guy: Hey wait!
"Okay, so maybe he's a little rough around the edges but he can get better at remembering to help the people he just saved." Ruby states.
Good Guy 08: Come back. You can't just leave us.
Good Guy: Oh god.
The good guys container falls down the slide with them still in it.
"That can't be fun." Yang says. Everyone nods in agreement.
The scene cuts to show the main cast standing in a circle, with part of the MNOG soundtrack playing.
Onua: I feel like I'm getting some kind of deja vu.
Vorki: Yo guys, whats going on.
Tahu and Onua (both 15) back away to reveal Kopaka 15 on the ground missing pieces.
Kopaka 15: I don't know how this happened. I blacked out and... Im missing pieces.
Kopaka: Not just any pieces. trans pieces.
"Trans pieces?" Ruby asks, unfamiliar with the concept.
"It looks like his translucent pieces are missing, so they likely just shortened it." Weiss explains.
Kopaka 15: My trans pieces were my best quality, they gave me my charm.
Vorki walks up beside Takanuva.
Tahu: I don't know what to make of it. Could Perditus have done this? Did he escape.
Takanuva takes notice.
Onua: No, hes still locked up.
Takanuva goes some where else, away from Vorki.
Pohatu: You'll probably have to use some first gen bionicle parts in the meantime as replacments.
Kopaka: Old Bionicle pieces, gross.
"Ungrateful." Weiss mumbles.
Pohatu: Don't worry, Ill hook you up.
Kopaka is shown with his new shitty arms and legs.
"Withdrawn." Weiss says.
Pohatu: You don't look... to bad?
Kopaka 15:Please end it all.
Tahu: Has this happened to anyone else, or just him?
Onua: I woulden't know.
Pohatu 15: Ah! Somebody help!
Kopaka 15: That was a scream from Pohatu.
"Its strange how they haven't used diffrent names for the diffrent versions of characters." Ruby says.
"It would be awkward meeting our future selves, and just not making an easier way to discern whos who." Yang agrees.
It then shows mutiple shots of the dismembered 2015 sets, starting with Pohatu, Gali, and a bunch of protectors.
"Have we gotten a name for the blue character yet?" Weiss asks, referring to Gali.
"We haven't." Blake replies
Tahu: All over its the same thing.
Kopaka: Why would someone steal trans pieces. Who cares about them?
Onua: Well, they're really pretty?
Pohatu: What if some one just hates the 2015 sets?
"That is actually a good idea." Blake comments.
Tahu: That would give us a motive.
Evo: Its not just 2015 sets.
Evryone turns towards the heros.
Evo: Its an epidemic.
The scene fades to show multiple bodys of misculanious Bionicle characters.
Everyone's mood becomes solom because of the scene.
'It kinda reminds me of Mountain Glenn in a way.' Blake thinks.
Pohatu: How many are here?
Evo: Lots, these are all we could find.
They continue to walk amongst the bodies.
Evo: Some of them are missing their trans brain pieces, so they just shut down.
"Then why leave the 2015 sets, as they called them, with their brain pieces?" Weiss asks.
"Don't think too much on it Weiss." Ruby advises.
Tahu: This is depressing.
Surge: Over there are the toa Inika. And over there is Takadox.
"Damn, they must have been basically made out of trans plastic if thats all thats left of them." Yang comments.
Pohatu walks up to Takadox.
Pohatu: Well look at this.
Pohatu picks up Takadoxs squid launcher.
Pohatu: Dang, its been awhile since i've seen one of these.
"Does that look like a weapon to you, Ruby?" Blake asks.
"It does, though I don't know what it could do." Ruby explains.
Tahu: Those things suck, dude.
Pohatu: Not when I'm done with it.
Ruby smiled. Pohatu just scored points in her book.
Onua walks up to a familar green axe.
Onua: Kopaka...
Kopaka joins him.
Kopaka: Lewa.
It shows Lewa minus his light green brain.
'It must be hard to lose someone close.' Everyone thought. The team lost people too, but it wasen't really the same as the situation now.
Vorki: I'm so sorry. But don't worry. We need to find whoever did this and punish them.
Kopaka: Wouldn't finding the trans pieces be the priority right now? We need to bring everyone back.
Vorki: No, we need to bring justice.
"Vorki's heart is in the right place, but I don't think he would be fit to be a huntsman if hes going to prioritize catching the bad guy over the people." Blake states.
"Right, but he can learn to change his prioritys." Ruby says.
"Shes not wrong." Yang joins in.
Tahu: Chances are if we find the pieces, we'll find whoever did this. Huh?
Tahu takes notice of Matau.
'Did he help find the pieces?' Weiss asks herself 'Otherwise, why is he here?'
Matau continusly mutters to himself.
Tahu: Whats wrong with him over there?
Evo: Oh, hes the special one. He just stands there, muttering.
Tahu approach's him.
Tahu: Matau, whats going on? Matau?
Matau: I wasen't alone. I wasen't alone. We are all going to be forgotten.
"Thats kinda unsettling." Ruby says.
"Why was he repeatedly saying it though?" Blake asks
Tahu touchs Mataus back.
Matau: I remember!
Tahu: What?
Matau bumps into Tahu.
Matau: Hail Denmark.
"Huh?" Weiss says. Blakes mind is basically overloaded trying to figure out the significance of why he would say THAT.
Matau runs away from Tahu.
Tahu 15: Hey guys whats-
Matau passes him.
Tahu 15: Woah.
Tahu: Tahu, grab him!
Tahu 15: Got him.
Tahu 15 tackles him to the ground.
Matau: Hail... Denmark. Hail... Denmark.
Tahu: Lol, hes saying hail Denmark. We have converted another into the church of lego. Hail Denmark, Onua.
Onua: Hail Denmark, Tahu.
"Hail Denmark, Ruby."
"Hail Denmark, Yang."
"Are you sure thats okay?" Weiss asks.
"Oh, Im sure its fine." Ruby assures.
Kopaka: Im gonna get everyone together. We'll make a plan to find the pieces.
Tahu: Okay Kopaka, Hail Denmark.
Kopaka: ...Whatever.
Kopaka walks away as Good Guy passes him.
"Good Guys okay!" Ruby exclaims.
Kopaka: Hey Good Guy, whats that?
Good Guy turns around.
Good Guy: Oh this... Someone gave it to me. He told me to give it to Tahu.
Kopaka looks to Tahu as he is discussing a plan with the others.
Kopaka: Tahu is really busy right now. How about you give it to me and Ill make sure he gets it.
Good Guy: But... its for Tahu.
Kopaka: Come on Good Guy, trust me.
Good Guy relents and gives Kopaka the note.
Good Guy: Okay. Just make sure he opens it.
He walks away.
Kopaka: Yeah man... sure.
Kopaka looks down on the note as the Iron man soundtrack plays.
It then cuts to Tahu in front of a white board with "Plans 2 find trans pieces by Tahu ❤️"
Tahu: Alright everyone, we need to find the parts. They could be anywhere, but thats not going to stop us. We will not go gentle into that good night. We will stay strong until the end of the search. I know that some of you are tired. But so am I. We will get through these dark times together, I swear. We are together and thats all that matters-
Good Guy: Hey Tahu. Can I ask you somthing?
Tahu: Ask me it later.
Good Guy: But its really important.
"Good Guy made the letter." Blake spoils.
"How do you know that?" Weiss asks.
"There really isn't any other reason he would insist on interupting if he wasen't the one who wrote it." Blake explains.
"Then please don't spoil it next time!" Ruby exclaims.
"Sorry." Blake says sheepishly.
"Maybe Good Guy knows who stole pieces?" Yang suggests.
"Then why not out right say who it is?" Weiss asks. It was truly something to think on.
Tahu: Good Guy, go take your friend and play in the oven or something.
Good Guy 08: Whats the oven?
Good Guy: Oh man its the best! Here, ill show you.
The two walk off.
Everyone facepalms.
Tahu: Onua restart the planning music.
Onua is shown holding a phone playing the Iron man music from earlier.
"I think thats a movie." Yang guesses, looking at the picture
"It looks awsome!" Ruby exclaims.
"We've seen a poster and listened to a piece of the soundtrack, how can you tell its awsome?" Weiss asks.
The two just smile and shrug. 'Guess i should have expected that.' Weiss thinks.
Onua: k
The music continues.
"I wish we had that music when we are planning." Ruby mumbles to herself.
Tahu: It could take us days to find them, weeks, even months. But you know what? We are not backing down. We will look in the face of defeat and say-
Takanuva: I found the parts.
Tahu: What?
"Oh." Is all Yang has to say.
"That was a little anticlimatic." Weiss says.
"I was really starting to get into his speech." Ruby whispers.
Takanuva: Yeah they were all just in some closet.
Tahu: Oh, well then... lets go then. Thanks Takanuva.
Takanuva: No problem.
Onua drops the phone and heads off to help Tahu. The others go two but Vorki stays behind.
Vorki: Yo, Takanuva! Wait.
Takanuva stops.
Vorki: Hey, I think the other day we got off on the wrong foot, and Im sorry. So allow me to reintroduce myself.
Music begins playing in the back ground.
Vorki: My name is Vorki and im the toa of elec-
Takanuva: Okay no, stop. First of all, don't stand within a foot from me.
Vorki takes a step back.
Vorki: Oh, okay.
Takanuva: Second, don't talk to me ever. Understand? good.
"Whats his problem." Yang says.
Vorki: But... But I kinda thought we were kinda related in a way, we're both the seven toa, isn't that kinda cool?
"Its like meeting someone else who uses a scythe." Ruby comments "Scythes are pretty uncommon."
Takanuva: No, I'M the seventh toa, there can't be two of them, you purple pin head.
Vorki: What is your problem?
Takaunva: Okay is this some kinda game? A joke? Are there hidden cameras, come on out guys.
Vorki: Im not a joke, Im standing right here.
"Whats the deal with Takanuvas?" Yang asks.
"He is probabaly just being cautious." Weiss explains. "According to Kopaka, Vorki isn't suposed to exist. So Takanuva is just skeptical since he is here. He logically thinks this is a prank."
"I guess I can understand that." Yang says. She and Ruby would be beyond pissed if their mother came back, only to find out it was all a prank.
Takanuva:Well then why are you here? Whats the point of you?
Vorki: Im here to figure this while mystery thing out, like everyone else.
Takanuva: And what, become some sort of hero of you do?
Vorki: Well... Yeah.
Takanuva: News flash! Your not real. I woulden't be suprised if you were just some mass hallucination. No one will care if you figure this thing out. You are not a hero, your fake. A fake hero.
Vorki: Fake hero?
Takanuva: Please don't talk to me again.
"What an asshole." Yang says. Though she would not use those exact words, Ruby noded in agreement.
"He could have not been as harsh when talking to Vorki." Weiss admits.
Good Guy: Wow dude that was harsh.
Vorki turns around to see the Good Guys there, holding some kind of building blocks.
Good Guy: You wanna go play with Lego or somthing?
"Wait, I thought Lego was a company?" Weiss says.
The camera fades to show a pile of translucent pieces.
"Onuas right, they are kinda pretty." Ruby states.
Kopaka: Alright.
Onua: Mystery solved.
"Not entirely." Blake says.
Pohatu: Now we just need to get these to the people that need them.
Tahu: Keep a look out. The perpetrators can't be far behind.
The trans pieces move around a bit.
Pohatu: Huh? What?
"How can some one hide in there? It dosent look like its piled high enough for a person to be buried under there and not be seen." Weiss says
"The theif could be someone really small." Blake suggests.
The pieces then begin to move eradically before building themselfs up. Vorki walks into the room just before the door closes.
Takanuva: The door! Its locked!
The crew find themselves looking up at a monster made entirely of the trans pieces (and a cordak blaster).
"Huh!?" Ruby says.
"Did everyone just will themselves back to life and this was the result?" Yang asks.
"It might have something to do with the transpieces rather than the brains." Blake explains "It kinda said they would be important on the first episode of three."
"That still dosn't explain the monster." Weiss states.
"I know, just eliminating some theorys." Blake defends.
Tahu: Its a catagory five.
The beast roars and aims its cordak.
Pohatu: Hey, thats my gun!
"And a fine looking one at that. I can see he's added a laser sight onto it!" Ruby exclaims.
"Ruby! Please, we do not need another one of your gun lectures." Weiss states.
Tahu: Everybody run! Hide!
The beast opens fire causing multiple explosions, one which knocks Vorki into Takanuva.
Takanuva: Are you serious? What did I literally just say 4 minutes ago?
Vorki: Its not my fault. I was knocked into you.
Takanuva: Well, next time get knocked somewhere else.
Vorki: Dude have you ever been blown up before?
"Thats exactly how they'll end up if they just stand there while that thing is firing." Weiss mumbles.
Tahu: Okay, okay, we need a plan. Pohatu, any bright ideas?
Pohatu: I've got one, but i need two other people.
Tahu: Oh crap, I know what your doing. NOSE GOES EVERYONE!
Everyone then begins touching their noses.
"Oh! A team attack!" Ruby exclaims, excitment reaching high levels.
"With the way Tahu was acting, it will probably be something dumb or embarrassing." Weiss states.
Onua: This counts.
Takanuva: When people ask for space, you give them space! Its basic... Crap, were we doing nose goes?
Pohatu: Alright, cover me.
Tahu: Got it. Hey! You! Galidor try hard! Over here! I've seen Duplo MOCs more frightening then you!
Ruby begins giggling "I dunno what those are but they seem like funny insults." Ruby says.
The monster takes notice.
Pohatu: Okay, this is gonna be really weird.
This statment confirms Weiss's suspicions.
Tahu: Yeah! You piece of crap, look at me!
The creature grabs Tahus face as a duck sound effect plays.
Tahu: This isn't going how I planned.
"He had a plan?" Blake says.
Tahu is then thrown to the ground
Kopaka: Somebody do something!
Tahu 15 holds up the squid launcher.
Tahu 15: I found this thing.
Kopaka: We're screwed.
"What the hell is loaded on it?" Yang asks
"I dunno, I just want to know what it does." Ruby says.
"According to the other characters, it isn't effective though." Blake brings up.
"Yeah, but you can't deny that your also curious." Ruby states.
The beast swipes off Tahu's hau.
Tahu: No! My mask! Its my only redeeming quality as a Star.
"Did people not like Tahus build?" Weiss asks.
"It looks fine to me." Yang states.
Kopaka: He's afterhis trans head.
The beast grabs on and starts pulling.
Tahu: Im feeling really uncomfortable right now, oh god.
Onua: No! Tahu!
Pohatu: Yo! Over here!
Something is throw unto the trans monster
Cue Pacific Rim theme
The camera slowely pans up on another large figure before suddenly cutting to show the figure in its entirty, with the music stopping and playing a fart noise. It is a toa mangi (I think thats what its called anyway. Im probably wrong) but with three heads.
Takanuva: This is the worst day of my life.
'I wonder how it would work if we could combined.' Ruby thinks
'Okay, its not really dumb or embarrassing... okay maybe its embarrassing for them.' Weiss thinks.
Onua: Say a mask of life quote.
Pohatu: Light has revealed the will of Mata-
Takanuva: Stop it.
"Mata Nui must be a god or some omnipotant figure in Bionicle." Blake states.
"How did you know the rest of his name." Yang asks.
"He was in the show before. He was the yellow guy that was dismantled in RB 2." Blake explains.
"You have a very good memory." Weiss comments.
"I sort of do for these types of things." Blake admits.
The Pacific Rim theme continues
Vorki: Alright guys, he's mine.
The trans monster is hit with something else.
Takanuva: No, we need to get Tahu first.
Pohatu: Right. Stop him.
"Pohatu and Vorki are actually in the right here. They can hold off the monster as Tahu evacuates himself or the others come to get him." Weiss comments.
The beast fires three shots, but is quickly dodged by the three. They then go in for a stab, knocking one of the masks off.
"I've forgotten to mention this during the Pohatu fight, but the fight scenes are suprisingly really good despite not being stop motion." Yang comments.
"I didn't even know that was possible." Ruby agrees.
Tahu: My face! My horrible face!
Pohatu: Where is my squid launcher?
Tahu 15: Here, why do you need it?
Pohatu: I may have messed with it a little.
Onua: Oh no.
Ruby grinned.
The three headed titan aims the squid launcher at the now exposed brain of the monster.
Vorki: Lets take a closer look behind that ma-
Takanuva: I hate you.
The squid is launched and it hits the brain. A second goes by before everything explodes.
Ruby starts laughing and it was... kinda disturbing.
"Ruby?" Weiss asks.
"That was awsome! A squid that explodes! And the second delay just made it more hilarious!" Ruby laughs.
The camera then shows many dismembered trans pieces litering the floor until Pohatus hand is shown on screen. Tahu picks it up.
Tahu: Pohatu, need a hand.
"Classic." Yang smiles while everyone else groans.
Pohatu: If you make that joke again, that hand is gonna go places you don't want it to go.
Takanuva: Hello.
Takanuva is on his side, missing his limbs.
Takanuva: Any help?
Tahu: Sorry, I can't find your limbs anywhere.
Takanuva: If you got something to say, nows the time to say it.
Vorki: You gotta admit, that was a little fun right?
Takanuva: Well, It was kinda fun, i guess.
Vorki: Good enough.
Takanuva is then hooked to a string piece.
The door opens and Good Guy pops out.
Good Guy: Are you okay? We heard an explosion.
Tahu 15: Alright, freedom.
Kopaka: I've been trying to string the recent events together and I cant find a connection.
Onua: Yeah its very bizare. Tahu and I haven't gotten anywhere either.
Kopaka: There is something more to this. I just can't figure it out. Maybe I'll find some answers soon, bit we'll get to the bottom of this. I think we are close.
Onua: Yeah!
Onua turns around
Onua: Hail Denmark, Tahu!
No one is in the room other than Onua and Kopaka.
"I see Takanuvas limbs." Blake states. Everyone scans the screen.
"Yeah, I see them too!" Ruby exclaims.
"Nice attention to detail." Weiss comments.
Kopaka: Onua, No ones there.
Onua: Huh?
'He seems confused. Could something have erased his mind? It would explain how Kopaka coulden't recal his attackers in episode one of three.' Blake thinks.
Kopaka: Why do you say that, anyway? Its kinda offensive if you think about it. Its not funny.
Onua: Uh, okay? Later Kopaka.
Onua leaves.
Kopaka: Something strange is going on.
The screen then cuts to black.
"Kopaka is right, we are getting close." Weiss says.
"Then there is no time to delay!" Ruby exclaims as she hits the button to the next episode.