I Never Met the Dead Man

Still no TV, Peter is beginning to feel anxious. He starts wearing a harness that holds a cardboard TV he cut out. Peter left the house after finding Brian and a very concerned Lois boring, and is strolling the neighborhood. He turns to Glenda Quagmire leaving her house in a female flight attendant uniform.

"Hey, it's Glenda Quagmire, the lovely next-door neighbor." Peter stated as Glenda soon noticed him awkwardly, then grabbing the handle of her bag. "What's she up to this time?"

"I'm going to work. See ya later." Glenda responded to Peter's remark as she left. Not to mention being a little weirded out.

"Hehehehe, desperately trying to snag herself a rich husband. That's so like her." Peter remarked, and continued his way to find some interesting shows.

Glenda arrived at the Quahog Airport. She got onto her assigned plane where she serves food and drinks or whatever the passengers needs. On occasion, she flirts with a few of the passengers. Giving them winks. Speak in a sensual husky voice. Saying pet names like "honey", "sweetie", "sugar", and "baby". Showing off her strut as she sway her hips. More often than not, the passengers she's sweet on are women, even if they're married. Several times she had sex with women in the restroom. A couple times with a man. As a result, the airport get several complaints about her behavior. But she never got fired, due to Glenda being very persuasive with her superiors.

She's also a very skilled pilot herself. She has her pilot license, and originally wanted to fly one of the airplanes. But of course, not many airports would hire women as pilots. Glenda doesn't mind too much, since she very much enjoy playing the sexy stewardess. But in case the pilots are incapacitated, it would be all up to her to fly.


Sorry for the short chapter. This is just to show that her job is different from her male counterpart, since you don't really see any women pilots working at airports in real-life, do ya? Plus, Quagmire only appeared briefly in the episode.