PatatoLife: Last 11 years I've been in the service, I've spent 3 years of that time between Iraq and Afghanistan. The family is used to me being in and out, but my son is now 8 so it's harder ya know?

Marco wakes up in the backyard of his parent's house with a naked Star on top of him, the sun is getting ready to rise. "Talk about one hell of a night, how the fuck did we did we get here and oh God... my head is killing me..."

Star picks herself up, "Damn… why do I have so many bite marks on my ass? Was that from you?!" She rubs the sore areas.

"I can't remember anything passed that first bottle… ugh, let's get in the shower before someone catches us." They pick up their clothes and make it into the shower.

Bathroom

Star lays her head on his chest as the hot water runs over their sore bodies,"Hey Star, when did Janna leave last night and where the hell is Hpoo?" He couldn't shake a bad feeling. Coming over him.

She flashes a smile and then looks up, "You got me, last I have seen here… wait… that can't be?"

Star was lost in her thoughts, looking off at the wall as she couldn't split up what happened and what was a dream.

"What's the matter?" He pulled her chin to look him in the eyes.

"I thought… no… let's check on the girls first and then call Hekapoo" She pulled herself off and started to wash her body until she felt him press up behind her and wrapped his hands around her breasts.

"You think we could have some fun before we wake the kids?" He started to line her neck with small kisses and she closed her eyes melting in his hands.

"I thought you wouldn't ask?" She loved the way he could get her engine going.

Marco's Bedroom

His kids were looking up at the ceiling in horror to afraid to say anything after hearing what just happened in the bathroom.

Star and Marco tippy toes into the room in underwear's hoping to not wake them… yeah right. He makes it to the side of the bed, "Hey guys, time to wake… up…"

Their huge eyes looked up at him with worry in them, they jumped out of the bed and taken him to the ground in a tight hug.

"DADDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY WAAAAAHHHHH!" The girls are scared out of their minds…

"Hey, hey, hey guys. Calm down, everything is okay. Go brush your teeth and meet me downstairs... I'll whip something for you guys..." He just knew they were caught... didn't want to talk about the birds and the bees just yet with the girls.

"I told Star she was being too loud damn it… bloody hell!" He looks over to Star that's now whistling into the air not making any eye contact.

The girls remove themselves off him with a look of shock and walk past Star, "You… you think they heard anything back there hehehe?"

He gets up from the floor and just shakes his head at her, "Let's just hope they won't need any therapy after that..."

"Yeah… so let's call Hekapoo and see what she doing right now?" They headed into her room using the mirror.

Together they said, "Call Hpoo"

Calling Hpoo…

The mirror pops up with a very tired Hekapoo looking at them, "How's it hanging? *yarn* what's up?"

"Well, we're wondering what the hell you're doing back at home and not here with us?" Marco felt like something was off… again.

"I had some last minute business to take care of last night, I'm on my way so make sure you have my glass of OJ waiting for me!" Now fixing her top and messy hair.

Star leans her head to the side, "What's the deal with you and orange juice anyway?"

"Meh, me and Marco watched Beetlejuice the movie on a date one time and he made me a Screwdriver drink. Been in love with the stuff even since, alright see you guys in a few… PUT THAT DOWN DAMN IT!?" The screen dies.

"What the hell?" Marco looks over to Star who shrugs her shoulders and walks out the room.

They made some breakfast together for everyone in the house, the girls are poking at each other as his parents make small talk.

"You guys planning to see the King and Queen today?" His mother asksed.

"That's the plan Mrs. Diaz, things are going to get a little wild today!" She pinched Marco on the butt as they eat their meal together. Star grabs his hands and gives him a warming smile, "You ready to become my King to rule Mewni Marco?"

He starts to chokes on his food and points at his back for someone to smack it. The two girls jump up and give him a hard smack damn near slamming him onto the table, "Ouch… thanks… I think?"

They all laugh at him, "King you say? Ummmm… yeah sure, I mean how hard can it be? I've run an Army of warriors to overthrow an evil demon King. Became a headmaster of my very own Guild and was the second in command of a small nation. So what's so hard about leading a Kingdom?"

The girls looked at him in surprise as well his parents, "You… you ran an Army Marco?" His father asked.

He looked up confidently, "I did… it was some of the best times of my life, I've never felt more alive… but I had to do things I'm not very proud of… but it was all to survive…"

Before anyone could dig in any deeper, they heard a portal open in the living room with Hekapoo walking in, "How's my lil piglets?"

The girls jumped up and ran to her.

"MOMMY"

"MAMA HEKAPOO"

She bent down on one knee and pulled them into a hug. There were footsteps heard behind the older woman.

"Hey, who's behind you?" Marco got up, that bad feeling was back in full swing.

"It's just me, calm down there stud" Uh oh...

"That voice… Janna is that you?" Some reason, her voice sounded aged.

"Who else would it be?" She steps into the room now.

His jaw hits the ground as she grabs one of the kid's bowl of cereal and started to munch out on it.

"God I've missed this so much…" Everyone in the room couldn't believe what they were seeing just now.

"Janna… what the hell is going on… why do you look-" She cuts him off by pulling his chin into a kiss.

"I will say, I've missed that even more!" She looked up at him and smiled as his eyes were still closed.

"What… what is going on right now… I drank myself to death... didn't I?" He opened his eyes and looked down to her.

"I'm 24 if you're wondering?" She takes off Star's leather jacket and places it on the back of the chair.