(A/N: The following snippet is somewhat assuming that the earlier Fusion Cuisine snippet is how the families met.)
Multiverse of the Stars
Snippet Star 2
What if White Diamond was Actually Threatening?
Genre: Humor/Horror
Pairs: Not important
Parody: Steven Universe/TFS
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue
Tags: White Diamond is basically Cell, the Crystal Gems are Screwed, Early PD Reveal
Connie loved Saturday mornings for a few simple reasons, one being that her mother would sometimes take time off to cook up a special breakfast. Doctor she was, but even Priyanka had cravings for this unhealthy food option. This time, Steven and his family had joined them, and it was star shaped pancakes with chocolate chips for all. As they ate in the living room, they were watching a rerun of what was the glory of Saturday morning cartoons.
"I miss Saturday morning cartoons." Greg bemoaned.
"Same here." Priyanka said in agreement.
As they watched, the television turned to static and shifted to Vox news. Priyanka kept trying to change the channel and got no results.
"What th…" Priyanka said as a light shone in the news studio.
An explosion rocked the studio as in walked someone that brought fear to the Gems.
"No…how…" Lapis stammered.
"NO NO NONONO!" Peridot said.
"Who are you?!" The reporter said scrambling to his feet.
"I am White Pearl, herald for the glorious White Diamond." White Pearl said plainly floating into the studio. "And I bring word from the stars above that I require your primitive communication network."
White Pearl slowly and mechanically turned to face the camera. She carried an eerie and unnatural glow with her scarred eye making her look deader inside.
"People of Earth, the end of your planet is near. Your paltry hero who saved as years ago has only delayed the inevitable. Really Pink, did you think *I* would not figure that you were Rose Quartz. You may be able to fool Yellow and Blue but neglected to think of me. However, if you value this planet so much, you can always fight me for it, Starlight, not like it's going to help you." White Pearl said projecting another person's voice.
"Uh…when is the destruction coming?" The reporter said shaking in fear.
"In your time, it'll be by the end of the month, for myself, it'll be an instant. Do not bother wallow in despair for the universe will be made perfect. Pray to your god for all you will hear is silence as everyone waste and gasp. When this planet is in ashes...you organics have my permission to die." White Pearl said before leaving.
The Crystal Gems were speechless, and Connie could only look up at them and ask, "You guys have a plan, right? RIGHT?!"
Lapis got up and ran outside leaving to get her things. She was not staying for this, she just couldn't. As for the rest of them, they could only blankly at the television praying this was a bad dream…but it was all too real.
(A/N: Let's be honest, if any of the Diamonds were competent villains, the CGs would be screwed. Of course, there's no redemption to save them this time.)