The moment I sat down, Sero and Aoyama started hitting on me. I felt violated. They would talk to me in drunken, slurred voices. "Hey, Midoriyaaaaaa." After Aoyama said my name in the creepy, seductive voice and shoved me into the couch, I finally said something. " Eww. You got a left hand; Use it." He suddenly looked hurt and Sero shouted across the room, "Don't talk mean like that. You'll hurt their feelings." By 'their' I hope he doesn't mean his...oh god no. Aoyama gave me a perverted look and followed Sero's statement by saying, "You make my balls so blue." I cringed at his statement. Why would he say that? I immediately shove him off me and sat back up.
Sero: You hurt them badly.
Aoyama: You make my balls so blue.
Sero: They're hangin' sadly.
Of course, while this is going on, Kirishima and Kaminari were giggling and drinking alcohol. I grabbed my bag and jumped off the couch. Before I could get to the door, Aoyama shoved me against the wall. Damn, that was going to leave a mark on my shoulder. "WHAT THE FUCK?" I know this was Aoyama we're talking about, but I never thought he would pin me up against the wall. My arms were up against my head and I couldn't move them. He looked me dead in the eye and purred, "What did they do to you that you hate them so?" Sero walked up behind Aoyama and told me, "Don't run from me. They're all beat up like a tackling dummy!" I kept trying to pull my arms away from Aoyama's grip, but my struggles were unsuccessful. But I had an idea. I kicked Aoyama in the stomach, and he loosened his grip. I pulled my arms out of his hands and ran towards the door. But Sero was fast. He ran, picked me up, carried towards a bedroom, and threw me on the bed. Aoyama ran into the room behind him and Kirishima and Kaminari shut the door with a bang.
What the hell? They were in on it? THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS! Sero pulled me close and held me next to him, preventing me from getting off the bed. "They long for your embrace! They're warm like mittens!" Without him noticing, I broke one of my arms free. I punched him in the side of the head and jumped out of his arms. I ran up to the door and tried opening. It didn't open. I started banging on the door and shouted, "Kirishima...? Kaminari...? Open the door!" I heard them laughing and telling me to "deal with it." I was so scared, so I ran to the window. I opened it and looked down. It was a long drop, but it was the only way out. I jumped and landed harshly. I tried to get up, but my ankle was in so much pain. I didn't have another choice, so I walked up and painfully walked to my car. I drove home and cried my eyes out.