Snippet Star 23

Application of Logic 3

Genre: Humor/Meta

Pairs: Not important

Parody: Steven Universe

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue

Tags: Metatextual, Rewriting Small Scenes in the Show, Characters showing some competence

-(Are You My Dad?/I Am My Mom)-

(This is a sequel to the AoL version of "Bismuth" where Bismuth is not bubbled in the end. Bismuth's not exactly thinking highly of Pearl and Garnet at the moment.)

Bismuth was well quite embarrassed to see the fight that her teammates giving Topaz and that shrimp Aquamarine. To put it simply, they were getting their asses kicked. She supposed she could help them, but she was busy disabling the invader's ship. She only took peeks at the fight only to get not going well.

"A tractor wand took down Alexandrite…you got to be kidding me." Bismuth said finishing her work. "Well, time to bail their asses out, again."

Steven glances at Pearl and gives a thumbs-up, as the Topazes fuse together with Steven in between, merging him and the other humans in Topaz's body. Only Steven's head is visible from the surface of Topaz's back, along with Lars' half-submerged head and arm.

"Now that we have you captured, we'll be going." Aquamarine said calling a remote to activate the ship only for it to explode. "What?! My ship! I just had it cleaned!"

"Boohoo, nobody cares!" Bismuth said walking up behind her snatching the tractor wand out of her wand using it against her. "Garnet, go for it!"

Garnet fried of her gauntlets as rockets crashing into Aquamarine sending her into a popcorn stand causing her to poof. The Topazes realized they had no ship and they were surrounded. And then Steven used his Bubble Shield to force the two Topaz apart. It did not look good for them as all.

-(The Movie..ughh)-

"Let me get this straight, you know I'm not Pink Diamond." Steven asked the now-introduced Spinel.

"Yes." Spinel said twirling her scythe around.

"Then why the hell are you here? How did you get scythe? Where did you injector with poison specifically for this planet? How did you even get here so fact? I literally made that announcement hours ago! Why do you even want to destroy the Earth? What did it to do to you?! You literally have no reason to destroy it!" Steven ranted clearly frustrated. "And what did I say to trigger you to attempt genocide?"

"To be fair, you probably shouldn't have made that broadcast." Pearl said as Steven rolled his eyes.

"Thanks for that, Captain Obvious. And Garnet, why the hell did you warn me with your FUTURE VISION?!" Steven asked.

"The writers kept messing with it to make it useless. Can we just hurry the script along?" Garnet asked as Steven screamed in frustration.

(A/N: At this point, I don't even think I want to do Applications of Logic for this. So much wrong with this show at this point. However, having Bismuth swoop in was fun to write however.)