Snippet Star 30
Now the Universe is Yours 4
Genre: Humor/Drama/Adventure/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: Steven/Harem
Parody: Steven Universe (Various minor crossovers?)
AU-Type: Canon-esque (Everything's mostly the same except by Steven and his friends in his age range are about 2 years older)
Tags: Isekai Fic, Disgruntled fan is now Steven Universe, 'Steven' decided he isn't going to be play by Rebecca's rules, Steven's a bit more openly gray, A bit of a manipulation will come out of 'Steven', Inspired by 'The Sword, The Shield, The Diamond' by XenonDark
Steven's Diamond Log -
Honestly, progress is coming along rather well. Seems Pink left Pearl with a bit of baggage, but enough to use to my edge. Pearl's road to submission has came along nicely. I had to ask her to watch me bang Amethyst at first, now she willingly shows up. Pink had crafted Pearl into the ultimate simpette, the Cuckquean. I do think I have her loyalty seeing I've given her attention, and plenty of it. The time with her has made me realize Pearl actually has quite a few kinks. She's even opened up to being a sub to Amethyst. Speaking of Amethyst, what a woman. It was nice to have a partner that was more experienced and with meat on her body. Kinky Amethyst as a FWB? Yes, please. Spinel? I'm not going to try for intimacy until later or when she comes to me. She needs space, and she's sticking to her more larger form. I just hope I can bang the cuter form when I get there. As for my abilities, I'm closer to hit where I once was. Just some more time later. There's just two days until Garnet returns. Steven, out.
-o-
Steven was in the midst of training with Amethyst once again on the beach as other watched on. Amethyst insisted on a fight to test his might, but he knew she was hoping that he would cut it short and bow out again. Not this time.
"Think you're going to beat me today?" Amethyst taunted.
Steven was silent and cracked his knuckles before he gestured at Sour Cream who had a boombox had had a BlueTooth hookup.
"This is going to be good." Sour Cream said putting it on.
[Cues: Naruto: Gekitō Ninja Taisen! 4 ‒ "Hidden Leaf Hospital Rooftop"]
Steven wasted no time blazing towards Amethyst as she had her whip on him. He flipped over but not before throwing sand in her face. Behind her, he grabbed her by her hair swinging her around before punting her into the sand getting a face full of it.
"Whoa, Steven's getting serious." Greg said as Steven had a look of focus on him. "Didn't think he could go all quiet."
"It's rather unnerving." Pearl admitted. "But it's…rather exhilarating to see him when he gets serious."
Amethyst got up dusting off the sand only to see Steven had not spoken yet. Amethyst cracked her neck before they clashed hand to hand. This time, it seemed Steven had the upper hand blocking and parrying Amethyst's punches. Steven had saving a few techniques for use to unveil today.
"To answer your question." Steven said before punching Amethyst in the jaw. "Yes, I'm going to kick your ass today."
Amethyst rubbed her sore jaw before Steven unleashed a barrage of kicks that sending Amethyst further into the air before he slammed up with a double axe handle sending up into the sand before he landed on his feet.
"Ok, that actually hurt. What you holding out on me because you thought I wasn't worth it?" Amethyst asked upset.
"No. I held back to let you get complacent to catch you off-guard." Steven said as Amethyst spawned two of her whips.
"Well then, now you have my attention!" Amethyst yelling unleashing a massive whiplash of energy from her whips.
Steven summoned his shield. He had gotten the idea from one of his favorite video games and outstretched his hand towards the shield.
"Hey Amethyst, let me show you the sunny side of it! Wide-Lens Wave!" Steven said firing ki into the shield.
Using the shield as a lens, the energy beam became a wide beam of ki crashing into Amethyst's attack causing a bit of a struggle at first until Steven produced a second shield with his free hand. Amethyst, in her defiance, used a flaming spin dash to push her attack forward.
"Game's over, Amethyst! Widescreen…WIPEOUT!" Steven said using beams through both shields.
BOOM! The music ended as there was a pink explosion.
[Music Ends]
Steven had his shields fade as the smoke and dust cleared to reveal an injured Amethyst. Her gem was not cracked but her body had cuts, tears in her clothes, and bruises. She was still standing with ragged breath. Sure, Steven had a few bruises, but she clearly looked worse for wear. She caught his wrist with her whip, however.
"I suggest you give up." Amethyst said as Steven began laughing with his hair covering his eyes. "You find that funny."
"Quite." Steven said looking at her.
His eyes went to his diamond pupils before he glowed pink. With a flash of eyes, Amethyst screamed suddenly paralyzed.
"So, my hypothesis is correct, I can use my aura as a Diamond to paralyze other gems. Interesting." Steven said with a bit of sweat coming off his head. "But I don't have of time, so I have to end it now!"
Steven fired pink diamond-shaped beams out of his eyes to which Amethyst was stuck and could not dodge them. Amethyst found herself on her back and in pain, but she could move again.
"Ok, ok, I yield." Amethyst said getting up. "But no fair that you can shoot freaking eye lasers!"
"To be fair, if you could tap into your ki, you could probably do the same. Definitely won't be as powerful as my eye though." Steven said sagely. "As for the paralysis thing, I was using my gem against yours…it's a technique that's a work in progress. And it takes up a lot of energy and focus."
"Still though, eyes beams." Buck said raising a thumbs up in approval. "Maybe could you use shades or something to magnify it."
"Buck, you genius, but I need specialized shades or goggles for that." Steven said with a sigh. "Oh well, stuff to do later."
"Steven, I'm so proud of you, you're really coming along on your own." Pearl said. "Shall we break for lunch?"
Steven's eyes returned to his normal black spheres as he checked the time.
"Huh, it's already after 3." Steven said raising an eyebrow. "I guess I had spent a little too much time on commissions and training."
"I'm feeling pizza." Amethyst said hungrily. "You still got that voucher?"
"What voucher? I never gave you any voucher." Kofi said glaring at the purple gem.
-o-
Over at Little Dominion, Connie just wanted a pizza. She did not want to get involved in the place being robbed. Her mother had a dry and tired look thinking, 'Here we go again.'. Steven, this time with Amethyst, Pearl, and Spinel in tow, walked right in.
"Yeah, I'd like to use you-Are you guys getting robbed again?" Steven asked as the group of robbers turned to Steven. "Ah shit, here we go again."
"Put the money in the…" WHAM! Steven punched him into a table.
"All right, we can do this easy way or my way!" Steven said as his eyes went Diamond once again.
Guns were drawn and Steven's eyes flashed pink. The guns in their hands exploded into pieces much to everyone's shock.
"Invisible eye blasts. You got to love anime for coming up with this stuff." Steven said cracking his knuckles. "Now, there's four of you. I must have miscounted…because there's only three of you."
Before anyone asked, Steven take a stance firing a kiai from his left hand to which the shockwave slammed into one crook's chest getting her to cough blood and crash into the wall.
"Yup, now I see three just fine." Spinel said with a chuckle. "Mind if I cut it down to one?"
"Nah, you may just hit them too hard." Steven said. " I got this."
"What the hell do you think this?" One thief said producing a knife. "Some cartoon?"
"Not really, because would a cartoon let me do this?" Steven said firing an energy beam from his pointer finger right into the knife wielder's kneecap. "Or plenty of this."
Steven just opened fired on that guy as Connie watched awestruck by the sight. The knife guy hit the ground burned and bleeding out on the floor. Steven turned to the last one daring her to come forward and fight him.
What did she do? Have a heart attack and collapse. Priyanka went into action, but Steven slid in first.
"Aw jeez, I can't have you dying on me." Steven said with one hand over her chest.
He performed chest compressions while releasing Kiai into her to restart her heart which worked as she was coughing up.
"Good, you're alive."
STOMP! Steven knocked her out and turned to the counter walking up with the voucher.
"So, about that free pizza…" Steven said as the cashier had a look of shock.
The cashier swore that Steven was a bit stronger than last time.
"That was so cool!" Connie said excitedly. "You were so in control and taking down thug after thug with ease."
"That was nothing, you should see in action against a real threat." Steven said coolly. "Name's Steven, Steven Universe."
"Connie." Connie said calming down as her mother was making sure of none of thieves are dead.
Steven knew Connie was going to be two years older, being all lanky, lean, and cute with her little smile. He wanted her friendship and he knew this was an early meeting…so he figured he would use it.
"Into martial arts yourself?" Steven said as Amethyst placed the order.
"Not really. I'm a tennis player…who reads a lot of manga." Connie said sheepishly.
"Don't be embarrassed. I could tell you the amount of manga I read online shows I'm rather picky." Steven remarked.
The two chatted a bit, the police came for the thieves, getting a few more vouchers as thanks, and Steven had to depart but not before getting Connie's number.
"Look at you, the ladies' man." Amethyst said as they were flying back to Beach City.
"T'was nothing much. We have common interests." Steven said.
"Just don't try to…" Pearl said as Steven looked over at her.
"She's cute, but I actually want some friendship. Jealous that I'll leave you behind?" Steven asked as Pearl blushed.
"No…I…I just don't want you to get her…" Pearl said as Amethyst remarked that humans made birth control for a reason.
"Hmm, does human pussy and gem pussy feel different?" Steven thought as Pearl and Amethyst argued.
"Hey Steven, I wanted to ask you…if you think inflating my body to look different would work out." Spinel asked.
"Why do that? You're just fine as you are." Steven remarked as Spinel explained she was just a bit curious.
-o-
[Unknown location]
Garnet took her time isolated to really think about her place in all of this. She had even separated to allow Ruby and Sapphire to talk things out. Ruby and Sapphire sat looking out at the ocean.
"Ruby, what do you think we should do?" Sapphire asked.
"If you don't mind, we can still continue to be together. Sapphire, even with what Pink did all as a lie, I think what you and I had is real." Ruby said putting her hand on Sapphire's.
"Oh no, I wasn't going to question us…but thanks Ruby. No, this is about Steven. I see he was developing to be quite a force. Wanting to be a Diamond in his own way…" Sapphire said worriedly.
"It's Steven, I doubt he's not going to be down for half of what the other Diamonds do." Ruby said assuredly.
"Well, that I know. The change Steven went through is just so sudden. He's really growing up….and I think we may not need to have the talk." Sapphire said concerned. "Because I see in the near future, he…clearly knows how humans procreate."
"Do I even want to know?" Ruby said as Sapphire blushed. "Right…"
-o-
"Another commission done." Steven said keying away on his computer. "Thanks for modeling for me, Amethyst."
Amethyst walked up wearing just a t-shirt and black briefs.
"No problem." Amethyst said sweetly. "How much did you make?"
"80 dollars. Sadly, it was a black and white drawing." Steven said with a sigh. "Either way, I can relax now."
He closed his laptop as Amethyst shapeshifted a full outfit. Tempting as it would be to go fool around with Amethyst, he opted to spend time hanging out with Spinel. He owed her plenty and he decided to show Spinel the joy of video games. Pearl would come out of her room to hear gunfire.
"Boom. Headshot!" Steven said excitedly.
"Shit! That was cheap!" Amethyst said as Pearl came up to find they were just playing video games.
Steven was glad he carried back ups from his PC on his laptop. He did promise himself that he would buy a PC to rebuild what he once had. At least his laptop could run a few emulators. Set that up to the projector with a few wireless game controllers, and you had a party. At the moment, it was a deathmatch on Conker's Bad Fur Day with them trying to rack up points. They were all tied with time about to run down with Amethyst and Steven trying to shoot each other.
"Game's almost over, Amy. I'm going to win." Steven said.
"Fuck that, I'm going to win!" Amethyst said firing back.
BANG! Amethyst's character had a bullet blow up the head. Before Steven could laugh, his character was shot too right as time was up.
"Looks like I win." Spinel said innocently. "I figured out how this weapon works. Best used from a distance."
"Damn sniper rifle." Amethyst said dryly before noticing Pearl. "Hey, P."
"Want to get in on a game?" Steven offered. "You've cleaned this place well…so take a load off with us."
Pearl took up the controller as Steven set up another game.
(A/N: I had to go back and edit all the previous 'Now the Universe is Yours' entries, which is why you're only getting one update with this at the moment. This fic is going on a bit of a break for some time to shift focus on other series, but we're hit 30 stars in this multiverse. Cheers, everyone!)