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Chapter Nine: Scott VS Darren

At the castle of Darren Cross

Hope woke up still crying at the fact that the sex toy was still inside of her; then she heard a voice from up above her as Hope realized who it was as she cried out "Ratchet". Ratchet looked down to see poor Hope naked as he yelled out "Oh shit what has that damn sick sheriff do to you!" Hope looked at Ratchet weird as she said "What do you mean sheriff? He's a sick wizard who turned me into a pin-up doll and that servant Sasha raped me. I don't think I'll ever be the same after this."

Ratchet looked at her with his goofy smile as he said "Well we're not having any of that and the only one who will touch you is Scott! So okay things are going to change just to let you know, so hang on tight" Hope looked at Ratchet odd but couldn't think anything as he continued to change the story while saying "Okay so Princess Hope was not a pin-up doll but wearing a beautiful. . . . . . . What! Oh for goodness sakes Peter no I'm not going to have her wear leggings and a tight shirt that would make Scott pee himself! No Sam she is not going to wear a see through nighty! What is wrong with all of you, it's like some of you guys are acting all horny and shit like that so STOP IT! Thank you Beth, you tell them" then looked down at Hope as he said "Sorry about that they wanted to chip in" Hope just giggled as she said "It's okay."

Ratchet continued "So Princess Hope didn't look like a pin-up doll, or had any sex toys in her! Princess Hope was in fact wearing a beautiful medieval white gown with silver trimmings and a crown on top of her head." With that Hope noticed that she was no longer naked and wearing the beautiful dress that Ratchet had just described. Hope got off of the bed that she was lying on as she went up to the mirror to see was she looked like the dress which was white with a heart neck line with silver trimming all over it and the bell sleeves that she was wearing that was off the shoulders making her breasts perk up even more. Hope even noticed that the corset was silver with white trimming going through it as the gown its self-made Hope look like an angel as she saw the silver headdress on her head with her hair looking ever so beautiful in breads. Hope looked up at Ratchet as she said "My breasts are still 38 double ds their making the dress look um. . . . . Sexy" Ratchet gave out "Sorry for some reason the book isn't going to change that but at least you're not naked." Hope nodded as she breathed out "Thank you" Ratchet nodded as he continues to tell the story.

"So anyway Sheriff Darren Cross who is the sheriff of Damnbroch had the servant uh Sasha to come get Princess Hope. Princess Hope opened the door to see that Sasha was in fact a big fat woman that weighed 300 pounds." Hope did what Ratchet said as she opened the door to see that Sasha was standing there as the evil servant screamed out "What's happening to me!" Hope watched Sasha getting fatter and fatter until the entire woman's cloths looked like it might be killing her as Sasha cried from all the three double chins she was having and the big huge heavy boobs that look like it was touching the floor. Hope backed away from the fat woman now Sasha as the woman ran in the other way to get away from Hope for only to have Hope being in the presents of a guard as he said "I've come to take you to Sheriff Cross, come with me now if you want your kingdom to live."

Hope sighed as she had no choice but to follow the guard to where Darren was at. As both she and the guard finally got to the place where Darren was standing at in a ceremony with a priest next to him; Darren wearing a black medieval suit with gold trimmings Darren walked up to Hope and grabbed her as he looked at the priest as he yelled out "Let's get this started."

Outside of the castle/inside of the castle

Everyone finally got to the castle as Scott looked up as he yelled out "Darren's castle, we'll need to find a balcony and get into the castle that way. Does anyone have rope" Peter looked at Scott as he was about to say something when Ratchet said "So okay they finally got to the sheriff's castle and Scottie was like dude we need to use some kind of grappling hook. Then get up there where the evil sheriff has my girl" Scott rolled his eyes but continued to say what Ratchet had just said. Which everyone just shook their heads and Ratchet continued "So then Lord Rocket said 'Dude I got this' then pulled out a grappling hook out of nowhere and pointed to the castle."

Rocket smiled that goofy grin as he said "Dude I got this" then pointed the device to the balcony and pointed it as well as hitting the balcony. Everyone looked at Rocket weird as he said "What? I'm just doing what Ratchet is saying" then they all heard Ratchet say "Hey" everyone laughed a little as Peter said "Well he's right and you're the one making the story up as you go."

Everyone either had grappling hooks or a rope with an arrow with it to get up to the balcony as everyone shimmied to the balcony. Scott and the Guardians of the Galaxy went up to the door as Ratchet said "And Drax kicked down the door only to have one of the guards be flatten by it" so as if on cue Drax kicked the door off its hinges and hit one of the guards down on the ground. Everyone looked at the poor guard as Scott just did a shrug as Ratchet said "Then everyone went through the castle to find Scottie Hood's girl from the evil Sheriff Darren Cross" so everyone did as Ratchet said and went to find Hope throughout the castle.

Everyone finally got to the place where it might be a chapel as Rocket said "Okay now what do we do" then they all heard Ratchet say "Okay so Rocket was like 'Dude what we do now' and Star-lord was like 'Dude there is an ugly statue of someone we don't know. Why don't we use that to bash the door in?' Then everyone was like 'Yeah let's do that' so they got the statue that was ugly and used it to bash the door open."

Gamora sighed as she said "Is he serious? I mean use a statue to bash the door down, why don't we just kick it down like we did with the other one" then Ratchet answered "Because Sheriff Darren is an asshole who locks everything up so can I continue" everyone sighed and did what Ratchet said for the story. They found the ugliest statue that they had ever seen and it was of Ego which Peter had to laugh that his evil biological father was in the story. Everyone picked up the statue and started to bash the door to get in to save Hope.

In the room at Darren's castle (where the ceremonies are held)

Darren heard the banging at the door as he yelled out "Who the hell is that! No one should be here" Hope knew full well who it was as she yelled out "Scott, Scott I'm in here" Darren pulled her roughly as he said "Don't even yell for that thief if you want your people and father to live Princess Hope". Hope tried to escape as while yelling "I will never marry you Sheriff Darren, never, I will always love Scott Lang and you will never be the half of a man that he is."

Darren throw Hope to the floor as he straddled her while pinning her down Hope looked at the priest as she cried out "How could you, how could you" as then Hope heard Ratchet say even though Darren was holding her down "So Scottie Hood and the Guardians of the Galaxy busted through the door to get in to the chapel. Then Scottie Hood was like 'You step away from my woman!' Sheriff Darren was like 'You wish you asshole' and then noticed the Guardians which he was like 'Whaaaat'. So Scottie Hood pulled out his sword while saying 'Let's do this!' Then the battle of the beautiful Princess Hope's hand went under way."

Just like Ratchet had said Scott and the Guardians busted through the door as Scott yelled out "You get away from my woman you asshole!" Darren looked up to see Scott and the Guardians as he said "Scottie Hood, what do I own this honor is it to see me and Princess Hope to get married. Oh wait you wish. . . . . . Whaaaat" as then a bullet shot through the air almost hitting Darren in the face as Rocket said "What! He deserves it" Hope kicked Darren in the balls making him fall over while she moved to the other side of the room to get away from Darren Cross.

Scott pulled out a sword and ran over to Darren as he jumped up then pulled out his sword as well. Both Scott and Darren started to have a sword fight as every single guard came into the chapel. Peter looked at them as he said "Oh goodie we get to have some fun" as then the Guardians started to fight with the guards. Hope watched as Scott swing his sword at Darren only for Darren to dodge it then swing his sword at Scott as he dodged it he got hit with a slash of the sword across his face. Hope gasped out "Scott" as Scott put a hand on his face to feel the blood coming out the little scratch as Darren laughed out "Now who's pretty" Scott growled as he charged at Darren kicking him while Darren kicked him back hitting each other.

Guardians got done with all of the guards as Gamora ran over to Hope as she said "It's okay, we're with Scott. Come with us and we'll take you some where safe."

Hope looked at Gamora as she said "I'm not leaving Scott" as then everyone heard Ratchet say "Okay so Scottie Hood stabbed Sheriff Darren in the stomach and Darren was all like 'Ah dude' then stepped a couple of steps back. As then Gamora was like 'Asshole' the pushed him to the wall near the window, but Darren was about to kiss Gamora when Star-lord was like 'Womanizing asshole' then punched him in the face making him look ugly. Then to make sure that Sheriff Darren would never hurt anyone again Scottie Hood who still had the sword in Darren's stomach pushed Darren over the window and he fell out of it. Then he like hit the ground with a loud thud and everyone in Damnbroch was all like 'Hey it's the asshole, let's get him!' And that is what the people did by kicking Darren everywhere."

Everyone watched as Scott did what Ratchet said as he stabbed Darren in the stomach which made Darren scream out "Oh shit" while looking at Scott. Even though Ratchet had said for Darren to take a couple steps back Darren just looked at his stomach noticing the blade of the sword in him as he looked up at Scott as he said "I didn't know you had it in you." Then took the steps back as Gamora called him an 'Asshole' then did what Ratchet said and pushed him to the wall then stepped back from Darren who was trying to blow a kiss to Gamora.

Peter punched Darren in the face as he called him "You're a Womanizing asshole" then Scott stabbed Darren again while pushing him over the window and making Darren fell out of it while yelling out "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH". Everyone went to the window to see Darren looking up at them as they all heard him say "Hey I'm not dead that's great" then all the villagers went up to him as the little girl said "Hey it's the mean man" then the adult villager said "Yeah it's the asshole that did this to us, let's get him and teach him a lesson!" Everyone heard the villagers yell out "YEAH" then watched the villagers kick and punch Darren all over his body.

Then they all heard Ratchet say "What everyone didn't know was that Sasha the fat witch was coming up the stairs to avenge her stupid sheriff. But Drax was like 'Oh a penny' then he picked up the penny just as fat Sasha came running in and tripped on Drax making her fall out of the window."

Everyone looked at each other as Sasha came running in yelling "You bastards you killed my only love! Now you'll AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH oh no" just as that happened Drax found a penny as he said "Oh a penny" then bend down to pick it up only to have the fat woman trip over him and falling out of the window making the window really big for everyone to see. Everyone looked as they could see that Darren yelled out "OH SHIT" then they all saw that Sasha had fallen right on top of Darren making him really dead and that all the villagers yelled out "Eew she farted on him." Everyone could see that Sasha was dead too because of all the blood coming out of her too, and Ratchet laughed out "So like Sasha couldn't stop farting on Darren making it the stinks village in the world."

Guardians just only shook their heads as Scott looked at Hope as she ran over to him hugging him and kissing him as she whispered "I thought he was going to kill you Scott." Scott looked into Hope's eyes as both of them kneeled as Scott said "I thought he was going to hurt you too Hope" Scott could see that Hope was crying as then either one of them knew what it was; if it was the chapel or something else Scott looked into Hope's hazel eyes as he lean into her kissing her with such passion. As then everyone heard Ratchet yelled out "Hey what are you doing" Scott broke the kiss as he said "What's it look like I'm kissing my woman! Can you just let me have this" then everyone heard Ratchet made a buff sound then said "No, you'll just make out with her and so on! We need to finish the story, so no kissing passionately got it!"

Scott rolled his eyes as Hope giggled as they all heard Ratchet say "So Scottie Hood looked at Princess Hope as he said 'It's time to take you back to your father' and Princess Hope smiled at him as everyone left the room. Then everyone left the castle got on their horses and headed back to where King Hank lived."

Everyone did as Ratchet said as Scott told Hope that he would take her back to her father; everyone got on their horses as Scott helped Hope on his and everyone rode off into the sunset to get back to Hank Pym's castle.