MonMusu Geass
Hello and welcome again to another chapter of this bizarre brainfart crossover of mine, and apologies for the late entry. Still in the middle of Jak II and to pull away from the game, and subsequent trophy hunting, just to write this chapter isn't exactly what one would call a "cake walk".
Speaking of which, wouldn't a cake walk be hard since, well, you're not supposed to let said cake fall or else it'll just be a mess on the floor? Eh, whatever, let's go onto the reviews before I ramble on even more on pointless matters.
The SENDER and the TRAVELER – Yeah, he does have a chance, but will the harem gods allow Lelouch ample opportunity to let that relationship bloom? I'm no betting man, but I'm not putting money on that one.
Pretty sure those three'll be occupied with doujinshi involving themselves and lelouch if you know what I'm saying?
ARSLOTHES – Well I'm glad that you found this fanfiction's sense of humor palatable. I'm not known to be a funny individual, but I do have my moments from time to time.
Granted, they don't occur as often as one would like, but what can ya do?
CPU zero heart – Oh I'm glad that you liked my little twist at the end. I mean what better way to introduce a wrench into someone's plan than to ring one's doorbell?
Well if she ever knew, you can bet that she won't take it well.
At the moment, I'm on the fence on the whole "Lala" issue. It'll probably depend on if the two harems are properly balanced enough for the answer to be fanfic canon.
What can I say? I'm such a tease!
samuraimaster1776 – Why thank you.
infadinityfollower – Glad that you enjoyed it.
MargraveJeremiah – Favoritism much? But in all seriousness, I do have the perfect, PERFECT way to get Orange into this world that will be just the highlight of hilarious!
Or at least I hope so… Not to confident that everyone's gonna like how I brought him into this world.
Not too sure how to even rationalize Charles' and Marianne's transfer into the MonMusu world when they were wiped from existence. But when it does happen, oh the *bleep* storm that'll develop….
True, Odysseus does have his moments, but I'm not trusting him around Papi for plausible reasons. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if Lilith-chan would be a good idea either…
The King in White – Oh don't worry, he'll make his appearance soon. I just need to find the perfect moment for it to pop up. Then you can squeal like a fangirl.
RageAgainstTheDying/ Half-Dragon127 – I'm glad that you found the twist as shocking as I envisioned. And bravo for guessing that particular element for other Code Geass characters whom appear in the MonMusu world besides Jerimiah "ORANGE IS THE COLOR OF MY LOYALTY" Gottwald.
Also, I have nothing against LelouchXKallen. Heck, I highly support it. I'm just not that into the GinoXKallen pairing to be perfectly honest. Dropped many a fanfic that even suggested a pairing with a few exemptions for, well, logical reasoning.
To be honest, Rolo'll have some issue being the attention hungry little brother not only due to Lelouch's growing liminal harem but also because he'll be a homestay at someone elses homestay. Not too sure if he'll be alone or with other canon liminal characters to be honest. Though for some odd reason, the first thought that came to my head is that he's rooming with Draco, not sure why….
A louder version of C.C. who's into BL doujinshi, oh I can just imagine the hilarity that'll ensue. Though then again, it'll depend upon the results of the poll once a certain chapter has popped up. For those of you who guessed correctly, you know what I'm talking about. Also, his issue isn't against doujinshi, it's more like yaoi doujinshi of himself and other Code Geass characters, especially if he's on the receiving end.
Kii would be a bit more of a challenge to work with since, well, she's not exactly known for going into urbanized areas for obvious reasons. Not to mention how to get those two acquainted but I think I can figure something out. Again, depending upon the results of the poll.
I could probably post a few chapters online just to test the waters and see if there's interest or not. Maybe even the same with my other odd brainfart of a crossover between G.I. Joe and Familiar of Zero while I'm at it.
Oh, I almost forgot. Congratulations, you win a free internet cookie! I mean, it's no Oreo, but whatever.
Guest – I guess I can publish a few chapters to see what people think of it. Just need to round out the Omakes I planned for some of those chapters.
Paxloria – Oh it's basically a reference to the Nightmare of Nunnally manga, the equivalent of our "oh my god", "Jesus H. Christ", "Holy *bleep*" among others.
Lewis-Sama – Glad you liked it. Oh look, wish granted!
Fallen-Ryu - Thanks for the words of encouragement. As for Lelouch being the straight man during THAT time of the month, yeah that'll only last until his own harem becomes equal, if not rival in terms of chaos to Kimihito's own.
And he's less brooding and more like not exactly happy that he's on the receiving end of the Suzaku, Rolo, and Gino shipping.
Heaven help us all if there be portals to such continuities.
Anywho, before we begin let's get the legally required mumbo-jumbo out of the way so I'm not gonna get a letter in the mail from people who can hire better lawyers than me.
Disclaimer: The basic intellectual properties that inspired this story are not own by the author. Instead, the franchise that is Code Geass is owned by Gorō Taniguchi, Sunrise, Bandai Entertainment and Funimation. Likewise, Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou is owned by Okayado, Tokuma Shoten publishing, Tatsuya Yoshihara, and studios Lerche and Seva. Please support the respective official release of each property however possible.
Everyday Life around the Kitchen
"You can't kill him!" The green haired girl exclaimed as she stepped into the path of the bullet that was meant for the schoolboy. Mercifully the ballistic round penetrated her skull and granted her a swift death as her body collapsed to the ground.
"Whoops..!" The Captain of Clovis' Royal Guard realized.
"Y-You shot her!" Lelouch then kneeled before the body. "You actually shot her!"
"Uh… No I didn't!" The royal guard captain countered.
"Y-Yes you did! I saw you!"
"No you didn't!"
"Dude, we ALL saw you shot her!" One of the royal guard exclaimed.
"No you didn't! I have a gun to make you agree with that!"
"Uh… we ALL have guns." A second royal guard explained. "Hell, some of us have assault rifles and they SO beat handguns!"
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do!" The first royal guard argued.
"Give me one good reason why assault rifles are better than handguns!"
"I'll go better and give you three; larger round capacity, greater range, and more dakka!" The second royal guard answered.
The captain of the royal guard gave pause before he replied. "Well you're not wrong on that last part."
"Are we seriously NOT gonna address that El Capitan here killed the one person we're supposed to take back ALIVE?!" A third royal guard inquired loudly.
"Pretty sure he's still in denial about that." A fourth royal guard replied sarcastically.
Meanwhile, Lelouch's hand shook mere centimeters from the deceased girl's own hand as he mentally contemplating on why he hesitated when the royal guard were too distracted with their own bickering to flee. 'Seriously, why am I still here!?' He thought to himself as an image of his disabled little sister, Nunnally, flashed before his eyes. 'How am I even gonna explain this to Nunnally if I die right-'
Suddenly, the girl's hand grasped his own. "Oh shit, Zombie!" Lelouch's world then was filled with techno-colored symbolism and imagery. "What kind of anime LSD is this?!"
"You don't want it to end here, do you?" The disembodied voice of the girl echoed throughout the space.
"Wait, hold on-"
"You appear to have a reason for living."
"Seriously, could you please-"
"If I grant you power, could you go on?"
"Could you at least let me-"
"I propose a deal; in exchange for this power, you must agree to make-"
"STOP!" Lelouch exclaimed; the sudden outburst suddenly caused all the psychedelic background to pause.
"…What?"
"I said 'stop', I mean I've been going through a really long day with all these twists and turns with people shooting at me and things blowing up and this whole modern art symbolism thing isn't really helping nor is it keeping me from throwing up so could you at least give me a breather?"
"Uh… alright…" There was a long, pregnant pause before the girl continued. "Is that long enough?"
"Yeah, I'm good." Lelouch then recalled. "Say, you said something about 'power' right?"
"Yes, if you accept-"
"As in superpowers?"
"In a way-"
"Like tokusatsu powers?"
"Wha…?"
"Will I get cool looking armor? Fight like a martial artist and pilot cool looking robots that combine into an even bigger robot?"
"I-I'm not sure if that's how it works-"
"Or I transform into a giant robot and combine with other robots to be even a cooler robot!"
"Oh look! Foreshadowing!" The girl exclaimed as the image of Lelouch's father, Charles zi Britannia, appeared.
"Plot device! McGuffin! Chekhov Gun! Throwaway line! DEUS EX MACHINA!" The emperor of Britannia exclaimed to hooded figures in the image.
"Are we seriously going to address this or just ignore-" Lelouch began when the emperor interrupted him.
"EXCELSIOR!"
"So it's gonna be one of those abridge series? Yeah, okay." Lelouch replied in a blasé manner. "Seriously, what did mom ever SEE in this guy?"
The image of his mother, Marianne, then appeared. "He has an elephant penis!"
"Ask a stupid question, and I'm now traumatized for life." Lelouch shuttered. "SO gonna get counseling after this…"
"You mean life counseling?" Kirino Kōsaka asked as suddenly as her appearance.
"What the-? What are you doing here? This isn't your anime! Don't you have an older brother to stalk or something?"
"Don't YOU have a little sister to violate?"
"Hey! What happens in the broom closet STAYS in the broom closet! Besides, aren't you into that kind of stuff?"
"Do you want it or not?!" The girl exclaimed in frustration.
"Want what?"
"The power of the king."
"Oh! Can I become a magical girl!"
"It's not that kind of power, now go away!" The girl corrected, to which Kirino stuck out her tongue and faded away.
"Be forewarned, the power of the king-"
"I'll take it!" Lelouch interrupted.
"Seriously, just like that?"
"I'm not sure if you remembered or not, but there's a group of trigger happy soldiers ready to shoot me dead so I don't see how it can get any worse than that."
"Well… you're not completely wrong…"
"Then let's do this! HENSHIN!" Lelouch exclaimed as the power flowed into his body.
"Please don't let this be a running gag…" The girl groaned as astral gears meshed together and Lelouch found himself in the exact same spot before the girl's body.
"Well, it's no super sentai power, but I can work with it." Lelouch then stood up and face the royal guards.
"Oh, he's back." The captain of the royal guard noted.
"Finally! We've been standing like this forever! My feet are KILLING me!" One of the royal guard exclaimed in pained annoyance.
"Seriously, is this what all those monsters have to go through when that Sailor chick transforms?" Another royal guard inquired.
"Wait, how long was I out?" Lelouch asked.
"Long enough for it to be funny." The captain of the royal guard answered.
"Then let's make this quick." Lelouch declared as he dramatically revealed the geass in his eyes.
"Oh shit! He's an anime protagonist!" The captain of the royal guard gasped in horror.
"I knew I should have taken out Mook Life Insurance!" A royal guard exclaimed as well.
"Yes! I am now the hero of this anime!" Lelouch swung out his arm dramatically as his geass radiated to the royal guard. "So go kill yourselves!" The geass then rewired their brains to accept the order without question.
"Well that's not very heroic of you, but whatever!" The royal guards then place the barrels of their handguns to their necks. "Let's go out with a bang!"
Once the royal guard killed themselves, Lelouch went into an internal monologue. 'Until now, I was little more than a background character for someone else's stories, their own heroes' journeys. But with this power, I can bring down this twisted world, take justice from those that have wronged me, but more importantly…' He then smirked. "I'm SO getting laid tonight!"
Off screen, Lavernius Tucker exclaimed "Bow chicka bow wow!"
Shirley looked up from the laptop and saw Lelouch's face taunt in anticipation. After a moment of silence, the displaced anime character spoke first. "So, how is it?"
"Honestly?" Shirley shrugged her shoulders. "It's just all over the place."
"The humor's at least there, right?"
"At certain parts." Shirley honestly admitted. "Just not the whole thing. Some of them were just too crude for me."
"So basically up to par with the usual abridge series on YouTube." Lelouch noted flatly. "Well it's a start, but I still need to make it stand out more."
"Are you sure you want to do this, Lulu?" Shirley inquired uneasily.
"Until I find a better avenue, yes."
"I see little how thou shalt question Milord's online endeavors." Centorea interrupted. "He shalt succeed in any such task set before him and all shalt rejoice!"
"I would honestly like this to be successful in how well-crafted it is rather than based solely on my involvement." Lelouch then turned towards the centaur. "Speaking of which, Cerea?"
"Aye, Milord?"
"I know that you've sworn yourself to be as my servant and protector, but is elbow room too much to ask for?" It was then did Centorea realize that her position beside Lelouch was slowly, but surely pushed him from the chair he sat upon.
Immediately, Centorea backed away. "A-apologies, Milord! I hath not fathomed my actions give thine discomfort!"
"Well maybe you shouldn't pester Lulu so much!" Shirley countered.
Centorea rapidly faced Shirley, and nearly knocked Leouch flat upon his face in the endeavor. "Hypocritical a statement thine hold, when thou hath done many such an action upon Milord in canon!"
"I-I was just worried about Lulu, that's all!" Shirley's eyes shifted as she began to sweat bullets.
"Worried as thine hath when thou attempted such a call when Milord was in peril in only the first episode?"
"H-how was I supposed to know that Lulu was in danger?" The displaced anime character then gestured towards Lelouch. "Besides, Lulu forgave me for that!"
"It doth not correct the fact that thou hath placed Milord in many a life threatening peril that art otherwise easily avoided!"
"Oh really? Name one thing that I had done and don't go back to that whole 'cell call' thing!"
"The mall unto which thine hath fallen from a mere ledge that nearly dragged Milord and the Traitor over in an attempt to save thee." Centorea countered.
"I-I was confused when Jerimiah removed that memory geass of the Emperor!" Shirley defended herself. "Who else would think clearly after something like that?!"
"Do we REALLY need to revisit one of my darker episodes in this argument?" Lelouch groaned.
"SEE! You're making this needlessly uncomfortable for Lulu!" Shirley debated.
"Hath not be thee whom ushered a challenge upon thine own behavior in canon?" Centorea countered. "If thine wishes not such a recall of the more painful aspects of canon, thou shalt not hath brought up the production in thine own defense!"
"That was all you!"
"AGH! I PUT THE HEAT ON TOO HIGH?!" Miia's exclamation interrupted the argument between Centorea and Shirley as all three turned to find that the lamia had instigated a grease fire.
Lelouch, for his part, sighed as he pushed himself off the chair as he declared. "I'll get the fire extinguisher…"
The centaur and displaced anime character, with childishly puffed cheeks, turned away from each other.
"AAAAHHH! LET ME HELP MIIA!" Kimihito exclaimed.
"I-I'll take care if it!" Miia declared. "I have to look like a good marriage candidate for you, Darling! I've gotta try extra hard to be wifey!"
"How about less of a fire hazard?" Lelouch mused with the extinguisher in hand.
"Y-yeah, just put out the fire!" Kimihito agreed in a panic.
"That's why I'm making dinner today!" Miia declared once more as she put a lid upon the grease fire to starve it of oxygen. "A good wife is a good cook!"
"A good wife doesn't burn the house down either." Lelouch countered once more.
If Miia had a retort, it was lost in her passionate mild daydream of when she will finally become Kimihito's wife. The blush upon her cheeks, that she poorly hid, revealed the nature of such a fantasy. Her next words were even clearer. "Ooohhh, Darling, you're so horny…!"
"That has nothing to do with cooking, does it…?"
"Normally no, but as the old saying goes 'the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach'." Lelouch mused out loud. "With Miia, she just might be impatient enough."
"That's what I'm afraid of…" Kimihito mused when he noticed that the pot upon the stove had begun to boil over. "Miia! The Pot!"
The lamia, whom had spaced out just moments ago, then reacted as she grabbed the pot by the handles and off the stove. Unfortunately for her hands, she grasped the pot handles without adequate thermal protection. "Hot!"
Needless to say, Miia would not be cooking anytime soon.
Through the radio, Lelouch could only imagine the terrorist cell, augmented with the Sutherland Knightmare Frame each, lost to this unknown model one after another. Whatever this new Knightmare Frame of Britannia was, it was formidable or at least unfamiliar enough to warrant such a significant edge in battle. It was going to be a significant obstacle indeed if the former Prince of Britannia was to achieve his objective in this battle.
"Eden Vital! I'm the anime protagonist here in a giant robot anime!" Lelouch complained. "I shouldn't even be losing my first battle!"
It was then did Lelouch notice the Slash Harken anchor itself upon the building to which he hid his own commandeered Sutherland, did he look up and gazed upon the instrument of this tactical defeat: A white knightmare. "Seriously? A white knight?! Are we really- EDEN VITAL, NOT THE FACE!" Too late did he exclaimed as the unknown white Knightmare Frame threw a punch that Lelouch barely blocked with the forearm of the machine.
"Okay," Lelouch then exclaimed as he gave a good look at the machine that had recently become a thorn in his side. "Who called in a Gundam? That's not fair, totally different franchise!"
"Alright!" Suzaku exclaimed as both Knightmare Frames used their respective Landspinners to push the other back. "I found the final boss!"
"Now whose bright idea was it to bring an Eden Vital Super Robot in a Real Robot anime?!" Lelouch complained once more.
And that's when the floor collapsed beneath them. "YAAAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOEEEYYYY!" Both screamed throughout the impromptu gravity elevator and smashed through various floors on their sojourn to the bottom.
"Yeah… that wasn't such a good idea after all…" Lelouch mused as he recovered first. "Probably need to eject- OH COME ON!" He exclaimed as the white Knightmare Frame performed a spinning kick. "Now that's just breaking the laws of physics all together! And why does that kick seem so familiar….?"
"SURPRISE MOTHA FUKKA!" The terrorist of the red Glasgow, Kallen, exclaimed as she threw the punch towards the white Knightmare Frame, only for the latter to catch it at the last minute. "Always wanted to say that." She then turned towards Lelouch's own Sutherland. "You! I've returned the favor so now-" Only to find that it was absent. "Where'd he go?"
Outside the ruined building, Lelouch's Sutherland raced away from the white Knightmare Frame. "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"
"Well that was disturbing…." Shirley looked up from the laptop and watched as Lelouch entered the living room.
"What doth bother thee, milord?" Centorea inquired of Lelouch, though in the background Shirley was slightly miffed at the fact that the liminal centaur spoke to him first.
"Eden Vital, I'm not even sure how to put this into words without it sounding perverse." The immortal code bearer sighed as he placed a hand upon his face.
"What do you mean, Lulu?" Shirley asked. "Does that explain Miia's scream earlier?"
"Well, to sum it all up in the only words the current vocabulary would allow, when I opened the door in concern as to why Kimihito had not exited Miia's bedroom, I found him peeling layers of dead skin from the aforementioned lamia's tail in humid heat."
The centaur, for her part, covered her mouth as she spoke. "Most scandalous indeed!"
"I don't get it…" Shirley noted.
"Well I have read once that for lamia, shedding one's old skin is quite a source of embarrassment if seen." Lelouch recalled before he shrugged. "But how it is scandalous I have no clue."
"Would it not be perverse in the thought of beneath the old skin lies supple and young skin glisten anew and virgin pure?" Centorea suggested aloud, enough for the thought to sink into the minds of the displaced fictional characters.
"Eden Vital…!" Shirley's face was but a deep crimson as she brought her hands to her mouth.
"Since such a subject has arisen," Centorea began "I cannot help but ponder as to why both of ye exclaimed 'Eden Vital', tis there a significance?"
"Well back home, Eden Vital was the official religion of Britannia though seldom few beyond the houses of older nobility practice the faith. Still, it has trickled down to even commoners in the form of everyday profanity. Think of it as, how does that saying goes? 'Take the lord's name in vain' or along similar lines. Not unlike how people of this world go 'Good God', 'Jesus Christ', 'By the Gods' and similar phrases."
"Verily?"
"It's a cultural habit that's hard to break." Lelouch then turned towards Shirley. "So how's my latest version of the script?"
"Well…." Shirley tried to find the most appropriate response to the inquiry. "It's kind of… meme-mie."
"So on par with the usual abridge series." Lelouch noted. "Now how do I even-"
"D-DARLING!" Miia's voice roared across the house.
"What now?" Lelouch sighed as he turned and climbed the stairs. However, upon the sight that was presented to him the moment the door to Miia's bedroom was opened, the only words he could utter was "EDEN VITAL, MIIA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS NECK?!"
Later on, a neck-braced Kimihito was presented with Miia's newest attempt at culinary art. To say that the dishes were of the color purple would have been the most polite description of the atrocity to cooking.
"Wh-what in the world is this?" Lelouch could not believe his eyes as Shirley was equally speechless.
Miia giggled in delight that Kimihito was finally able to sample her cooking. "This both an apology and thanks for earlier. I heated up the food that was edible, so eat up!" The lamia then turned towards Lelouch, Shirley, and Centorea. "You're welcome to join too!"
Hesitantly, the displaced anime characters and centaur took their place upon the table. Then, with heavy caution, the three used their utensils and sampled the alien cuisine. It was unknown exactly when it happened, but before both Shirley and Lelouch fell into unconsciousness, both saw their lives flash before their eyes.
Lelouch, thanks to his Code, was the first to recover from the overt food poisoning to find the lamia studious before a cook book of all things. The look upon her face, however, heavily suggested that she was not pleased with this new task. He turned towards Kimihito who was equally studious before a book on snakes. "Is there a reason why-"
"Miia's not allowed to cook until she studies first." Kimihito snappily answered.
"Is she THAT bad of a cook?"
"T-the lamia be heavily absent in the culinary arts to the point of non-existence, milord." Centorea answered in a painful groan and a face pale as death as she tended to a still unconsciously ill Shirley. "Papi was late to harken our current fate, for she was but victim before."
Lelouch paused as he absorbed the information before he spoke "….I was wondering where she was today."
A few days have passed since the earlier culinary incident before Miia was allowed to attempt the art of cooking once more. She was determined to prove that she was the prospective wife candidate with her cooking as she set out to cook stew, with Kimihito's supervision of course.
Or rather, that was the intent before both have entered the kitchen to find that Lelouch was preoccupied with a task over the kitchen sink. "What are you doing, Lulu?" Miia inquired.
"In a word?" Lelouch then stepped away to reveal a large mop bucket occupied with a strange slime-like creature that still collected parts of itself that emerged from the faucet. "Welcoming a new house guest."
"Are you sure?" Kimihito inquired as he stared at the unknown creature that stared back.
"Given our history with our current house guests, this seems up to par."
"How did you even know that it was a liminal?" Kimihito asked.
"At first, it was precautionary." Lelouch shrugged. "When I found that the faucet leaked this blue-green slime, I thought that it just might be another liminal coming into the house so I carefully placed what was present into the bucket and just let it drain into it and just wait for the inevitable visit from Smith."
"Are you sure Smith-san had any part of this?"
"When has she NOT been part of anything?" Lelouch countered, to which Kiminito could only concede the debate.
"OH! I bet she'll try to steal Darling away!" Miia exclaimed which caused the slime-like creature to quiver in fright as it wrapped a tendril around Lelouch's arm in security.
Lelouch patted and cooed the creature before it looked back up to the lamia. "What makes you so sure that it's female? For all we know it could be male, a lost child even."
"Really?"
"Well your guess is as good as mine." Lelouch shrugged just as Centorea entered the kitchen.
"Milord! Thy be assaulted by a slime-"
"It's alright Cerea," Lelouch interrupted as the fake sword was mid-way unsheathed from Centorea's hips. "So far the creature isn't hostile in any- Wait, did you say that this thing is called a 'slime'?"
The centaur nodded. "There be but a menagerie of creatures and liminal beings that thou humanity be but ignorant to such an existence. The slime be but one such species."
"Well at least we know what species it is." Lelouch mused as he petted the slime into calm complacency.
"Milord, tis be wise to not hold utmost caution with thine unknown slime?"
"Well like I said earlier, the slime hasn't made any overt hostile action." Lelouch answered once again. "If anything, its acting more like a scared, lost child so it's better not to get it to nervous-" He stopped as he saw how Centorea turned her blushed face away and mumbled incoherent words. The anime character then turned towards Kimihito. "Okay, what did I say this time?" Kimihito could only shrug in response.
It was at this point in time did Papi and the slime lock sight with one another. After a moment or two, the harpy simply spoke "Suu."
"Papy?" Miia inquired first.
"Suu is Suu!" Papi exclaimed happily.
Lelouch was the first to understand the harpy's intent. "Let's not get to presumptuous there Papi. The slime may already have a name so it wouldn't be right to-" The code bearer then noticed that the surface of the slime rippled in a queer, joyful manner. Curious, Lelouch asked. "Do you like the name 'Suu'?" The slime responded with the same ripples of happiness. "Okay, the slime's name is Suu. Certainly simplifies things."
Lelouch turned towards the fridge when Suu's tendril wrapped itself around Lelouch's arm. "Still not comfortable?" He asked with a raised eyebrow before he turned towards Centorea. "Cerea, if you don't mind, could you get me a bottled water from the fridge?"
"Aye, milord." The Centaur nodded her head in agreement as she went to retrieve the requested item. However, before the bottle could be exchanged, the tendril unwrapped itself from Lelouch's arm and snatched it from Centorea's grasp and began to chug the water down until it was empty. "S-Suu! Tis be rude to simply take-"
"Let's not get too excited." Lelouch cautioned. "Unless I'm wrong, we have ourselves a hydrophile." He then moved the Suu-occupied mop bucket from the sink and placed it upon the kitchen counter, placed a plug and turned on the faucet to fill the sink with water. Suu noticeably quivered in sudden fright as it wrapped its tendril around Lelouch's arm one more. Ever the analyst, Lelouch petted and cooed Suu as he decreased the flow of the water to one that Suu was most comfortable.
Almost cautiously, Suu extended its tendril into the water and began to draw the universal solvent into itself. "Tis be nearly mesmerizing…" Centorea mused.
"But why was Suu scared earlier?" Miia asked.
"I guess there's a certain limit to how much water a slime can take in." Kimihito shrugged.
"I had a similar hypothesis as well." Lelouch agreed, however it was at that very moment in time did the group notice that Suu had begun to grow with each gulp of water. They all stepped back as Suu the slime grew larger and larger until she burst into a humanoid form. A rather feminine humanoid form.
"AH! Suu is a girl!" Miia exclaimed as she pointed at Suu.
Lelouch, for his part, could only sigh in exasperation from the entire affair. "There isn't going to be a quiet day from now on, is there?" Just then did he notice that Suu pet him on the top of his head, mimicry of what he had done for Suu when she was a small blob of slime. When the displaced anime character turned to look at Suu, her body rippled joyfully as she morphed a smile upon her face.
And in comes Suu. A few of you may be wondering how her introduction feels quite familiar. Not really canon but still a sense of deija vu. Well there's a good reason for that; it's a direct inspiration of Suu's own introduction via the fanfiction story "Everyday Life as a Supporting Character" by luckychaos. In fact, before I even finished her introduction I PM'ed luckychaos to see if it was alright if I did a similar scene. It was cleared so long as it wasn't a carbon copy and thus the chapter we have right now.
Granted, the chapter is shorter than what would justify the length of time for it to be published even with the Abridged content for padding, but other issues have popped up that made such an endeavor a bit of a tricky proposition. Heck, I was surprised that I was able to even finish it at this time of the year. Still, apologies are in order.
To make up for it, well after pondering it for a while I figured that it was prudent to merge the next two chapters/episodes into a single entry since I did the exact same thing with this chapter. And in that chapter, I will not only reveal one of two prospective harem matches for Lelouch, but also my brilliant idea that I hinted at in the last chapter.
Or at least brain fart. Either way, the next chapter will be filled with twists and turns….. in theory.
As always, flames and brutally honest reviews are discouraged. Though knowing Mero here, she'll just love to see a tragic- Wait, what? NO! I am not going to do that! There's no way I'm- What are you doing with that shell? No, No-no-no-no-No-No-NO-NONONONONONONO-