Good Pup Gang best gang and no one can convince me otherwise

Here we go! We got another chapter up and running, and things are great! How do you guys like the Good Pup Gang so far? Which gang are you in: #GoodPupGang or #VillainGang? This was actually gonna be part of Chapter 8, but I split it into two parts because it was getting too big to edit properly.

By the way, why don't you check out my Twitter page to see how things are plugging along/get some Ultimate Daydream scenarios I thought were funny but didn't make it into the chapters? My username's AwesomeTrinket!

I only own Camilla Swann and Naomi Liu. Everyone else in the Super Smash Bros universe belongs to their respective owners.


Chapter 9

The Villain Gang?

"It's time to get up – Naomi, what are you doing." Camilla abruptly changed subjects when she saw that the normally lazy teenager was already up, holding her Good Pup Gang sign up into the air and shouting up a storm.

She lowered her sign. "Check your Smashverse, will ya?"

It was never good when Naomi didn't want to give details. Over the chorus of Naomi yelling like she was trying to start a revolution and overthrow a government, Camilla opened up Smashverse on her own tech – a small device that made interactive holographic images. Oh boy oh boy oh boy, this was a doozy. Camilla left Naomi alone to walk Cheddar and Fluff for one hour, and this was what she got into.

"Naomi (&StardustTears): Just woke up with Butter by my side! Glad to see how popular the #GoodPupGang has become! Every head pat these good boys and good girls receive is another pledge to the pure doggos and not the bloodthirsty villains! Remember: Every Dog is a Good Dog!"

Naomi's post pretty much exploded in popularity. Around a hundred Smashians and Assist Trophies had given her post a like and left comments on it. Camilla looked back at Naomi, who was now pacing back and forth with Butter trailing behind her. Camilla sighed heavily, shaking her head at Naomi as she closed Smashverse.

"Naomi, what did you do." She said this more like a statement than as a question.

"Good Pup Gang blew up. The Villain Gang surfaced up to try and one-up the good pups." Naomi explained. "So that's gonna be great to deal with."

"I'm scared to ask."

"Wanna help join the cause to make the Good Pup Gang more popular?" She turned to Camilla.

"Wh- no! I'd rather not get sucked into another one of your antics! Remember the eating contest?! Smash Uno?!" Camilla threw her arms into the air. Fluff and Cheddar ran around the room together, happy as could be.

"Yes, I remember. It was literally less than a week ago." Naomi raised her sign again. "But are you just going to stand and watch as those cold-hearted demons try and slaughter all the good boys and good girls?!"

"…They're gonna what?"

"Dark Samus wants to kill the Good Pup Gang." She knew that would push Camilla's buttons and rile her up.

Camilla unstrapped her gunblade from off her back and loaded it. "…Count me in. Only madmen challenge the great Camilla Swann and her love for the dogs!"

"The Good Pup Gang shall live to pet the puppies another day!" Naomi and Camilla exploded into cheers, which made their next-door neighbor bang on the wall and yell for them to shut up.

But it was too late. Once Naomi got the ball rolling with Camilla, it didn't look like either of them was going to stop anytime soon. It took a bit of asking around, but Naomi eventually got a few copies of Good Pup Gang signs for her followers to wave around to promote the good boys and good girls. Naomi grinned profusely, thanking R.O.B. as she forked over some gold coins in exchange for the Good Pup Gang merch: signs, shirts and hats. Who knew R.O.B. was an arts and crafts/tailor person?

"Tonight, Camilla," Naomi put on her own Good Pup Gang hat as she handed Camilla a sign, "We fight the Villain Gang.


Naomi stormed into the lobby area. Today was Thursday; for some weird reason Thursdays were particularly the busiest times of the week. Cheddar, Fluff and Butter followed behind her, decked out in their own Good Pup Gang gear; hats, ridiculous vests, you name it. The lobby today was particularly busy; there were members who had expressed their approval of the Good Pup Gang and others who Naomi wasn't too sure about. Smashians looked up at Naomi as she pulled the megaphone up to her mouth and started to yell.

"Fellow Good Pup Gang members!" Naomi started, "Today, it has come to my attention that a 'Villain Gang' has surfaced up to take the attention away from the good dogs!"

"You heard her right!"Camilla began to shout into her own megaphone. "Bowser, Ganondorf, King K. Rool and many others seem to have gotten it into their pea-sized brains that they could create their own gang that would surpass the popularity of the Good Pup Gang!"

A murmur went up in the crowd.

"And y'know what, the Villain Gang's gotten pretty popular too!" Naomi shrugged. "In fact, on Smashverse the Villain Gang is only 1,000 tweets away from becoming more popular than the Good Pup Gang hashtag!"

Now it was Camilla's turn. "Are you going to stand back and let these VILLAINS represent Smash Mansion?!"

Every Good Pup Gang member Naomi could see exploded into cheers of "NO!" and "GOOD PUP GANG FOR LIFE!"

"Then JOIN US on our crusade!" Naomi screamed, throwing Good Pup Gang shirts in the air. Oh well; she had more than enough to make up for it. "Every new member to the Good Pup Gang gets a free shirt!"

People started going nuts at this point, making a mad dash for the shirts and yelling about the Good Pup Gang. How people suddenly went nuts over the Good Pup Gang so suddenly was a mystery to Naomi, but did she mind? Not really. The Good Pup Gang has arisen, and together they shall bury the Villain Gang like a wave. Smashians started getting called up for their matches. Naomi knew that her first one would be in a few minutes at this point, so she had to make these last few minutes last.

"I want everyone who has a match against anyone in the Villain Gang to fight them as hard as you can! It is safe to assume that anyone who is currently a known villain in their universe has joined the Villain Gang!" Naomi finished off by pumping her fist in the air and yelling "FOR THE GOOD PUP GANG!"

The chorus of cheers was deafening. Camilla turned to Naomi as the two of them shut off their megaphones.

"Are you sure this is gonna work?" She asked.

"Well, it's a bit late to ask now," was Naomi's reply.

Naomi's name was called out. Looked like it was matches time. Naomi hadn't even had a moment to look at who she was fighting today, so the identity of her current opponent was a total mystery to her. No matter! With the power of the Good Pup Gang by her side, she'd be able to defeat anyone, even if they were a villain!

...Nah. Naomi got her butt kicked hard by Ridley. She got speared. Surprisingly, she didn't die from this, but it still hurt. Naomi needed Dr. Mario. And comfort food. Naomi groaned as she was literally thrown out of the stage generator and into the lobby, landing near Camilla's feet.

"...Note to self: never taunt Ridley." Naomi muttered into the floor.

The Ravinan winced at the sight of all the injuries on Naomi. Even with Ravinan tech and Naomi's uncanny ability to bounce back real quick from injuries, it was going to take a while for this to heal. "You need any help?"

"Nah, I'm just...gonna stay here. On the floor."

Camilla sighed. "What did you even do to him?"

"Tried to fight him for the Good Pup Gang. Called him a brick on a stick. Turns out he doesn't like being called that." Naomi rolled over onto her back and sat up. "How'd your match go?"

"Mm, could've been worse." Camilla loaded the gunblade again. "Fought that Richter guy. You know, axe g-"

"Yes, Camilla. I remember." Naomi pulled out another bag of marshmallows and started tearing into them. She closed her eyes and tried to focus on the taste of the sugary treats, to take her mind off the pain blossoming through her side. She felt Camilla tug her onto her feet, only for her body to decide 'nope' and collapse back down to the ground. She really hoped Ridley hadn't torn her wings. They always took the longest to recover.

Naomi decided to change the subject. "How's the Good Pup Gang doing?"

"Oh, it's going great!" Camilla was probably grinning at this point. Naomi opened one eye. "Everyone's talking about us. Apparently, some Villain Gang members even got destroyed in their matches thanks to you!"

"Wish Ridley'd been one of them." Naomi groaned, closing her eye again.

Naomi heard Samus's voice at this point, coming from an external speaker on her helmet. "You and me both, Naomi."

"Hey, Samus."

"Hey, Naomi," Samus said. "You know, you and Camilla are all that anyone can talk about today."

Naomi opened her eyes and raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? What're they saying?"

"Just stuff about the Good Pup Gang. Pichu's actually announced her support of the gang a few minutes ago."

Well, that was interesting. It wasn't every day that the leader of one gang supported another. That was cool, though. Was this what it felt like to have a popular fanfiction? Naomi didn't know; she'd never been much of a writer at any age. Come to think of it, she wasn't too sure what her passion in life was before becoming a jiang-shi.

"Huh." Naomi sat up. "Wanna join, by the way? You don't even have to pay the initiation fee anymore."

"Sure, why not." Samus was called out on the speaker system. "...That's my cue. Got a doubles match with Snake."

"Take care." Naomi waved as Samus went through a door. At this point, the teenager was sitting on one of the chairs, chowing down on her marshmallows. The pain was a little better now, but it still hurt.


Bowser got word of Naomi and Camilla recruiting everyone in the lobby, apparently. When the vampire stomped into the buffet area to get some post-matches food, the last thing she expected to see was the Koopa King waving around his own Villain Gang sign, roaring about whether or not the Smashians wanted to support wimpy dogs or awesome villains.

Looked like most people were ignoring him, but a few others seemed interested. There goes her plans of eating as many burgers as she was allowed to have. For now, the Good Pup Gang needed her.

"Trying to resort to name-calling, huh, Bowser?" She called out on her megaphone. She'd been carrying that around with her everywhere ever since the lobby incident. Unfortunately, she didn't have her sign with her; having opted to leave it behind during her matches, after what happened with Ridley. It'd been best to calm down, take a breath, and just focus on her matches. "Low blow, bud. Even for you."

All eyes were on her now. Naomi took a breath and screamed over Bowser, who was trying to shout over her. "Sure, everybody, the villains maaaay be significantly more 'awesome' or 'cooler' than dogs, but what price do they pay for that? That's right, it's right in their title - VILLAINS! They're EVIL! Everyone who supports the Villain Gang supports the worst of the worst!"

People started to mumble to themselves. Though the buffet was still open, there were surprisingly few Smashians in there, so their attention was clearly divided between Naomi and Bowser.

"Listen to this stupid girl! She's supporting a gang of dogs!" Bowser snarled.

Naomi fired back, "At least our dogs have never wanted to take over the world or steal the princess!"

"Peach is MINE!"

"IF SHE WERE, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO KIDNAP HER!"

"QUIET, VAMPIRE!" K. Rool barged in all of a sudden. Naomi hissed at him and jumped onto a table, flapping her wings for the extra boost. "I think we all know who's the superior gang here, and that's the Villain Gang!"

"Oh yeah? How can you tell?!" Naomi pointed the megaphone straight at K. Rool now. Some Smashians blocked their ears at how loud she was becoming. Naomi hoped she deafened K. Rool. "Did you run any polls in Smash Mansion, asking if everyone liked the Good Pup Gang or the Villain Gang more?"

"...Well, no, but-"

"That doesn't matter!" Bowser looked as if he were on the verge of spewing flames at Naomi. "If it weren't for your stupid gimmick yesterday, no one would even care about the dogs!"

Naomi blared her airhorn. "How'zabout we settle this, then? The Good Pup Gang versus the Villain Gang! Whoever can get more members for their gang after one week can be considered the best gang!"

"You're on, child!" K. Rool pointed a bony, scaly claw at her. "Maybe then you'll see that the villains are the best in town!"

"You hear that, everybody?" Naomi turned to the audience, who were all staring at her. Even Kawasaki popped out of the kitchen to see what the hullabaloo was all about. "Starting this Thursday, we're going to see which gang is more popular! Will you join me on our quest to show that the good dogs deserve the love and support, or will you go for the villains?"

A good amount of Smashians erupted into cheers.

This was gonna be great.

Hey Mom; hypothetically, if you were in a gang of good dogs, how would you defeat your rival gang of villains within one week or less? You know, just a "what if" scenario.