AN: wow guys sorry for the wait schools being a bitch rn and not giving me a lot of time, sadly I'm going to have to update this bad boi biweekly, I wont abandon this fic I hate when people do that so I sure as hell cant do that to you guys. Also thanks to all you guys for reading I definitely wouldn't be doing this if no one was reading.

Chapter 4: dragons... a shit ton

The Dragonborn turned his head to see the voice who had called him by his title. A young blonde haired nord no taller than his shoulder, was next to him. "Well that is if you really are the Dragonborn, come with me"

And the next month of his life was filled with nothing but hard grueling training, and he would be tired all day and train, then he would train in his sleep, and then he would... okay I'm not going to lie to you he pretty much just fucked all the graybeards. You see the greybeards are actually really hot young women, and you know... when a man and a woman love each very much...

But essentially he shouted at them so hard that he made their panties drop and spent two whole months fucking them, oh look here he is now! Arngeir's pussy was clenched around a rough cock that was currently playing with her guts like they were puzzle pieces, her whole pussy was going through a double orgasm. She looked around and saw all her sisters were passed out with cum leaking out of pussys and mouths as he had claimed all of them this past month.

Arngeir knew that she would be able to handle a man but, this man, (read that with extra sass,) had the soul of a dragon inside of him, he had a carnal violent urge to fuck as much as he can. He kept pumping into her as the mountain began to shake, again, the only thing he hated about the Greybeards, was every. single. time. they came, they couldn't control themselves and moaned, shaking the whole mountain and probably telling everyone in falkreath about what they were doing.

He sped up his thrusting as he felt himself near, just really wanting this to be over with so they could teach him how to shout, his grip on her ass tightened and he spilled his load into her depths, having his sperm swim in the great pool of life. He pulled out of her, damn this month had been hard on him, so to test wether or not he was Dragonborn, he had to fuck every last one of them. There were only four right, no biggy? Welp, wrong, very wrong.

So hermits don't really do much besides sit around, meditate, masturbate, read a book, masturbate, everyday. Sure he was able to fuck them, but at what cost? Arngeir stood up on shaky legs and looked at him, he feared for a second that she would make him fuck again, that would surely kill him. "You truly are Dragonborn, we are honored to have you. And now, you must be anxious to learn how to shout!" That was the last thing her heard before he passed out.

He woke up to the feeling of soft hands, three, five, wait a minute, 'no not my dick' his mind couldn't take it again his dick entered between Borri's lips, "you see Dragonborn fucking us, this was your training, dragons are notorious for their sex drive, and have been known to cum endless amounts of times, so we had to train your body to withstand an onslaught of sex."

'Dragons? I'm definitely NOT sticking my dick in a reptile.' He shook his head in thought, "We will now transfer our knowledge of shouts to you." Then Borri bobbed her head faster on his might cock, releasing her knowledge of shouts into him. As she did he felt a warmth flow around his loins, his eyes opened wide and he sat up and looked at Arngeir, 'I can speak dragon now!' He stood up and she led him to the back courtyard for more training.

(I'm going to skip the training because it's not going to have sex so why include it?)

They told him about how he had to get some bullshit horn from some old dead guy in a dark dank cave, so, he had to go get it before he could meet their leader, he tried his shouts and was couldn't wait to test them on a dragon. But first he had to collect Lydia, he told her to wait for him back at Whiterun a few minutes before the insane sex fueled month happened.

He went to the Jarl but she was "busy" right now and the stewards had to tell him that Lydia had purchased a house for him when she got back, he smiled as he thought about how she was so head over heels for him. When he got to the house he noticed it was somewhat small, but hey, we can't all get to the cloud district very often can we? He walked inside and saw a fire a bench some stairs a door and some stew over the fire.

"Master is that you?" He heard from upstair, and before he could even think to respond he heard her running down the stairs, "oh master you're back!" She said as she ran into him for a bruising hug, "I hope you like the house I bought for us-I mean for you." A blush spread across her cute face as she turned her head away from him, then he realized something he couldn't see when she sprinted down the stairs, she was in her underclothing, it seemed she had realized this too as the blush deepened even more.

"M-master d-don't look." She said in a soft voice, the Dragonborn put his index finger under her chin and lifted her face to his, "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." He said, for the first time in what felt like ages he spoke. Her eyes started to well up and he kissed her gently moving his hand to wipe away her tears, his other arm snaked around her waist to pull her closer to him, she let out an "eep" as he did so.

She broke the kiss "M-master we should go upstairs." He nodded as he picked her up and allowed her legs to wrap around his waist and made his way up the stairs. He saw the large bed with candles around setting a very romantic mood, "I was going to have you one way or another." She said as her blush returned, he smirked and dropped her on the bed so he could remove his armor. His manhood sprung free from the confines of his pants, she gasped as she saw his towering erection, her mouth started to water and her lower lips did the same.

He came closer to her and flipped her on her stomach forcing her ass in the air and her head was pushed into the sheets, she knew her first time was going to hurt and with the size of his cock it was definitely going to hurt, but her whole life she told herself she didn't need men, she based her life and her training on not needing to rely on anyone and she was given the honor of being a housecarl exceeding everyone in her class, and yet, this man turned her into a pile of jelly.

She always told herself that she had no time for a relationship, and even if she did meet a man she would have reject any advances, but truth be told, being a housecarl in whiterun when there is no thane is really boring, and she would always be with him and if she wasn't she would be at their home in whiterun. But she was then torn away from her thoughts as his cockhead began pushing inside of her slick folds, ever so slowly, he broke her hymen taking her purity. He stopped letting her adjust to his size and the pain, but it was hard, her tightness practically begging him to start pumping.

He waited for her breathing to return to normal, and when it did he started his movements, he kept her head down in the sheets as he kept his other hand on either her ass or her hip. She felt him pounding into her from behind, while she yearned to look at his face and kiss him, she enjoyed him taking charge and ravaging her, "O-ohh I'm gonna... gonna cum!" She shouted releasing not long after. He felt her tighten around him trying to milk his cock, he actually had to hold back not to cum with Lydia, he took a breather allowing her to come down from her high and allow himself to regain his composure. He flipped her on her back causing his dick to slid out, which he fit right back inside of her.

This was it he was definitely gonna cum this time, so he didn't hold back, he pulled her legs around his waist and fucked her. She went to kiss him but she was too weak to make it but a few inches off the ground, he kissed her though, as if he saw her try, "Please, don't pull out, I want to carry your burdens!" She whispered into his ear, and you can't just say that to a man and expect him not to cum in you, and so he came, he hilted himself as he did so releasing all his ropes and ropes and ropes of virile sperm.

She came again feeling his seed planting itself in her was what she had dreamed of when she meet him a month ago, then he left but now he's back.

So after crawling out of a Draugr infested dungeon he did acquire the horn, he got some letter from some dumbass who still the horn and forced him to go through the whole dungeon, which begs the question, how did the Draugr not activate when this person went through, and how did this person even manage to get in when he had to whirlwind sprint through some doors, it must be some crazy strong really cool group of people that are totally not an almost eradicated group of ex-Femperer guards. It just couldn't be.

So the note told him to rent a room or whatever at some inn or something, but did he really want to go through all that. No, he didn't, but you know, Todd Howard. Anyway he got to the inn and they didn't have a room in the attic so they gave him a room, he hadn't brought Lydia along which is good because he would've had to pay double.

He woke up still tired, he didn't know why he would wake up if he was still tired, but then he felt his wet dick in the cool air, he looked down at his body to see why, then he discovered that a woman, the woman who he rented the room from was holding his cock with both of her hands. "Wha.." he couldn't finish his sentence as she slid his cock back in her throat.

He gripped her hair and pulled her down harder and faster than she was doing previously, her hot, tight, and wet mouth was beginning to be too much for him and he released his load right down her throat, filling her stomach with his salty "love" juices. "Hmmm." She moaned when she tasted his cum as she pulled off his cock.

She spent what felt like the next twenty hours explaining her clever ruse and reinforcing the fact that she couldn't tell him anymore because she didn't trust him, then, finally, she ended by saying he needs to trust her and come with her to fight a dragon or something, he's not really sure he spaced out for a good bit there because, Talos above, she was the most boring person he'd ever met, he just hopped she wasn't a main character and he wouldn't have to download a mod that just let him kill her so he doesn't have to kill Paarthurnax (wait a minute he's not supposed to know about that yet, hold on, I'll try loading another save).

Because Talos above she was the most boring person he'd ever met, he just hopped she wasn't a main character and he wouldn't have to download a mod that just let him kill her so he doesn't have to kill Paarthurnax (wow okay, hold on let me just reset my PC).

(Windows is now loading, "oh come on hurry up! I'm trying to write a story here!" "No steam, don't update stop that!" "LET ME JUST PLAY SKYRIM GODDAMN IT!" "Ah... finally." *epic Skyrim intro* "alright now I just gotta load up my save here." "Oh wow guys I'm so sorry about that I'll try and make sure that doesn't happen again".)

(Lets just skip that part for now). Anyway our intrepid hero, The Dragonborn, had bravely fought his way across the dangerous region, fighting toe to toe with giants, spiders and bears, oh my, and soon a dragon. And his journey had led him to level 16 so he felt pretty confident about this dragon fight going his way. He also decided to bring Lydia along just in case.

She clung to his arm the whole way refusing to let him face danger head on, even though he really wanted to level up his block and one handed skill, how else was he supposed to level up, alchemy? Ha don't make me laugh, other than "cheating" and casting muffle for seven days straight he would have to do this legit.

They got to kynesgrove and heard the flapping of great wings, no wait, just some birds, then the ground shook with the eminence force the dragon causes, just from flying above it, the foundations for any shoddy buildings just dissipated as the dragon flew overhead to its destination, the dragon burial site.

"We have to hurry!" Yelled Delphine as she took off sprinting, the Dragonborn not far behind. (Now for this part I don't remember what Alduin says or really what anyone else says so I'm gonna have to wing it.) The Dragon was hovering near the tomb so all three could see, as black as night and much more powerful than any other being these three have met, it practically radiated power and commander the respect of fellow dragons.

"Ah, Dovakiin, I had long awaited your arrival, I should've know that you would've survived Helgan, but this time... this time you die!" He-er-She said before turning to the huge round grave and shouted at it, the Dragonborn tried to shoot the dragon in air but it's scales were too thick his puny little steel arrows couldn't hurt her. He felt the ground shake one more time and looked to the grave seeing the skeleton of a dragon coming out of the ground, but it was regaining its scales and muscles, almost a reverse copy and paste of how he absorbed souls.

He pulled out his sword and shield before the dark dragon and the newly awakened dragon finished their conversation, he charged the dragon still on the ground and began slashing at it, he stabbed his sword into the dragons skull before the scales had fully finished forming.

"Dovakiin, what the hell!" Shouted the dragon, okay so now he was confused. "Dude you're supposed to wait until I finish my conversation and then I fly off leaving you to fight the dragon I just resurrected!" He furrowed his brow "But I could just kill 'em now and not give you the chance."

"No, you're not supposed to do that, ugh, now I'm gonna have to raise her from the dead all over again and do that whole conversation again, thanks to you being impatient."

"I don't understand what's going on right now."

"Look just you three go back down the hill and we will try this again, hopefully you can be a little more patient this time Dovakiin."

"Why would I do all that just to fight her all over again?"

"Because... just... look how about this, if you go back down the hill and wait for me to finish talking, I'll send you some of my nudes."

He pondered in this for a second, "5 pictures and you have a deal."

"Two."

"Four"

"Three"

"Four, or I'll absorb the dragons soul and leave."

"*sigh* okay fine four just go back down the hill and we'll get this started."

The Dragonborn has fought his way across the lands and all that shit. He came over the hill to see a dragon as black as night talking to another dragon.

"Alright we gotta hurry this up before the DB comes here and kills you aga... oh hey Dovakiin, I knew you would survive helgan blah, blah, fight this dragon, blah." She then took flight and began to fly away, "Also fuck you DB you'll never get my nudes, hahaha!"

'Never trust a dragon' he thought as he readied his sword and shield to height this dragon face to face this time. The dragon went to try and bite him but he was too quick for it and dodged, it seemed Delphine was too high and mighty to fight this dragon so she hung back, Lydia however, turned into a goddamed mad woman as she hacked and slashed at the dragons neck, the DB took this time to practice one of his shouts, he took in a deep breath just like the Greybeards had taught him, he aimed up his shot, and then...

"SUCK... MY COCK!" And as he shouted a wave of power flowed out from his mouth going faster than any horse, and smacked right into the dragon, causing it to roar in, pain? Anger? Lust?

It took flight before they could study its effects, the DB quickly hilted his sword and ate 534 cheese wheels, before he took off sprinting after the dragon.

It had been flying for a few moments longer after Lydia and Delphine had fallen behind when it dropped out of the sky into a forest. He picked up his speed to catch it before she could recover.

He went deep in the forest and searched before he heard... moaning? Way out here? He moved deeper before he saw an absolutely beautiful woman laying on the grass... masturbating? Wait, are those scales, and wings, and a tail, this was no woman, this was the dragon. Well he couldn't really say she wasn't a woman, she had at least DD's and her moist twat glistened in the full moon.

"Damn man, where'd he go learning a spell like tha... Paarthurnax, you will pay for this." She said as she fingered herself faster. "The least he could do is come ravage me, gods, I'm so hot all over, that's one strong tongue he's got." She said as she closed her eyes envisioning him lapping at her pussy instead of her fingers. He waisted no time in taking off his armor and honing all his senses.

The Greybeards warned him of the Dragons' libido, he stepped out from the tree he was hiding behind crunching on plenty of leaves to get her attention. "Oh, there you are," she said opening her eyes but continued to pleasure her self. "Come here to finish me off?"

"In a way." A devious smirk spread across his face as he lifted her legs and tongue fucked her pussy, she moaned and moved her hand to grip his hair and the other played with her breast. He knew that he would have to do this for the next few hours so he made sure to prepare in every way he could, anytime he would think about cumming he would just think about his cringy Facebook posts he made as a kid, (wait a minute that's not right, oh what the hell, it doesn't matter, I mean he's having sex with a dragon in human form for fucks sake.) she quickly came undone and squirted in his mouth and face, she giggled lightly as he trailed up her body, taking extra time at her breasts, before making his way to her lips and forced her to taste herself.

Whatever that shout did to her it worked well, very well, she felt another orgasm build up just from him kissing her, then he began playing with her tits and she orgasmed again. Then she felt his rock hard spear at her entrance. He rubbed his cock on her pussy so he could lube himself up, and so he could tease her. Then he slapped his dick on her clit, almost like knocking on a door, then he plunged into her depths, when he had himself completely inside her she orgasmed from being spread so much, dragons never had sex in their human forms because they see it as being a weaker being, (I mean would you turn into an ant to have sex, I'm just saying.) but she felt everything more intensely, she could feel his body heat, she could feel him inside of her.

She wrapped her legs around his hips and scratched his back for support as he pounded into her, his thick cock hit every spot in her rubbing against her g-spot, and his thumb was rubbing against her clit, and since she pulled her upper body closer to his ripped upper body, so her tits rubbed against his chiseled chest, causing her to overload from the stimulation, and she hit multiple orgasms, and he was only several thursts in, making her orgasm again, he was making her cum so much in such little time and they had much more.

"Oh yes more, MORE! FASTER!" She screamed as he pounded into her causing her to shudder again with the wave of another orgasm crashing into her. He rearranged his hands to her hips a he continued, she had ripped out so much grass, but she wasn't aware, if she was she didn't care, she played with her tits as her fucked her.

He was nearing his end so he pulled her legs from his hips and lifted them high in the air, he positioned him self again, angling her canal to carry his seed straight to her womb. "Do It Dovakiin, breed me with your seed, let me carry your kids in my womb, only for you."

Damn what was it about these women in Skyrim wanting to get breed so bad, no other woman he fucked was this crazy about having his kids, they mostly had sex just to get his seed, but these women really wanted to let him know they wanted his kids. And he really didn't like thinking about any kids he probably has, but when they put it like these women do, come on, all you gotta do is ask nicely.

He dumped his seed deep in her like many women before, but this time, it felt like his soul was having sex. He pulled out when he stopped impregnating her, "I sure hope you aren't done." He looked over to the... Dragon? Woman? He didn't really care, he stood up and bent her over letting her hold a tree for support, she was gonna need it.