AUTHOR'S NOTE: THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING TO THIS FIC, I'M SO SORRY HAHA. I HONESTLY WROTE IT JUST TO USE ALFRED'S LAST LINE

There was almost enough wine for everyone to get one small cup each, mismatched mugs and cups being passed around with shouts of joy and celebration. Bruce could tell that everyone must have felt like a load of stress had been lifted from their shoulders that night away from the destruction and chaos outside. Bruce snagged two cups and turned around, searching the crowd of cops looking for a curly haired girl and hoping she hadn't left before he could talk to her. His mind was still replaying their kiss from before, watching Jim and Lee looking into each other's eyes with so much love, kissing, it had had been instinct for him to reach out to Selina. He recalled slightly that she had been surprised but she quickly melted in his embrace, he thought to himself with a triumphant smile. He scanned the room, having no luck with so many cops standing around and was just about to turn towards the stairs when he finally spotted her leaning against the far wall. Of course she'd seek a spot furthest away from everyone and closest to an exit, Selina has never been too comfortable at the GCPD. As he got closer, stepping around people like an obstacle course, he could see that she was pretending to look completely bored and preoccupied with inspecting her gloved nails. But Bruce knew her better than that and could see her stealthily looking through her lashes at everyone, always keeping on guard. She straightened up and lifted an eyebrow up at the two cups of wine in his hands.

"Managed to grab wine and not get caught by Alfred. Impressive."

Bruce passed her a cup and watched as she brought it to her lips, taking a small sip, "What he doesn't know can't hurt him," He told her with a shrug.

Bringing his own cup to his lips he gulped it down. Selina's lips twitched in a smile as she watched him but then she was throwing her head back and swallowing down the wine just the same. Bruce studied her, his eyes flicked down to her throat as she swallowed, feeling a warmth spread through his body, his eyes darkening. She set her cup down when she finished and licked her lips. Would they taste like wine if he kissed her right now? He was aware by her smile that she knew exactly what he was thinking, so when he held his hand out and asked her to follow him he knew she would take his hand without a second thought.

Selina ever the curious one, her hand still wrapped in his as he lead her down a hall leaving the noise behind, barely lasted 10 seconds before she asked where he was taking her.

"Just trust me."

"Last time you said that you surprised me with music and dinner," She said teasingly.

Bruce just chuckled giving her a mysterious smile. Opening a door he waited until Selina entered before closing the it behind them. It was dark but some light filtered in through the window on the door. There was just a table and two chairs in the small room.

"An interrogation room? That's what you were so urgent to show me?"

Bruce stepped forward and Selina took a step back towards the table.

"Sorry, it's not quite as impressive as before."

Bruce took another step towards her and Selina followed suite, her bottom hitting the edge of the table.

"Were you planning on interrogating me?" She said with a mischievous smirk. Selina leaned back against the table tilting her head at him, her curls falling in her eyes. Bruce closed the distance and reached up to tuck the curl behind her ear.

"Something like that." Bruce said before sliding his hand through her hair, cupping the back of her head to pull her up to meet his lips. Selina eagerly lifted her chin and kissed him back, draping one arm lazily around his neck to pull him closer to her. He kissed her deeply, the tip of his tongue brushing briefly against hers causing her to sigh sweetly against his lips. Selina teased his lower lip between her teeth gently as they parted to catch their breath. Bruce opened his eyes and blinked to adjust to the semi darkness around them, he could make out her eyes glowing almost in the half light, her teeth white against her reddened lips as she chuckled at his half lidded gaze.

Selina hopped up on the table suddenly and pulled Bruce between her legs with a sly smile, "I like this type of interrogation," She whispered before pressing her lips back against his, this time kissing him with more ferocity, their hands pulling jackets off and tossing her gloves down beside them. Completely engrossed with each other, not a care for those still celebrating in the main hall.

Alfred looked up suddenly from his conversation, realizing the kids had disappeared for quite some time. All the worst case scenarios ran through his mind and he quickly excused himself, scanning the room with no luck. Not once did it occur to him that they were fine and just went off to find some time alone together, as one would think had they lived a normal life. No, they lived a life filled with kidnappings and clones, assassins and crazy brothers set on making Bruce's life a living hell. He didn't bother asking anyone, if someone had seen something they would have alerted him right away.

As he made a lap around the room he noticed two mugs left forgotten on a table by the back wall, right next to a long hallway, and he barrelled down that hall, imagining the worst. There were only four doors, the first three were empty, but when he barged through the last door he really didn't know how to react at first. There they were, completely oblivious to who just walked in, Selina sitting up on a table and Bruce completely pressed against her with their arms holding each other tight. Alfred flicked the light on a cleared his throat, biting down on his teeth to keep from laughing as the two sprung apart, Selina shoving Bruce away from her even, Bruce stumbling a few steps back. Both looked shocked but then a light flush creeped up their necks and reddened their cheeks. Selina recovering fast, slapped her hand over her lips to hold back her giggles at being caught.

Alfred let them suffer a few seconds longer, "Right...well if that's how it's going to be-" He made a show of pushing the door open all the way and stepped back in the hall,"-lights on and doors open!" With that he turned and walked away, finally smiling at how absurd but relieving it felt to catch Bruce doing something so normal as a teenager, Selina and Bruce's laughter bursting out the room and following him down the hall.

END NOTE: THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A SILLY LITTLE FLUFFY PIECE THAT SOMEHOW ENDED UP MORE ELECTRIC IN THE MIDDLE. MY NEXT STORY WILL BE BETTER, I SWEAR.