Author's Note: I have no idea where this came from but it's silly and funny and cute. I feel like all the Gotham BatCat writers are slowly vanishing and leaving their stories unfinished so I will try to start my new future BatCat fic soon.. Also I've always waned to try writing an all dialogue fic.

"Rawwwr!"

"..."

"Grrrrrrrr."

"Who- who's there?"

"What a tasty human i've cornered."

"Selina?"

"NO! It is I, Queen of the Tiger Empire!"

"I'm sorry, what? Queen? Tiger Empire?"

"Stupid Human, nothing but a good tasty snack!"

"Selina what the hell. Are you high?"

"Ouch!"

"Selina isn't here right now, you may call me Queen!"

"Are you wearing your claws? That hurt!"

"Scared puny human? The Queen is hungry and i've got you trapped."

"Did Ivy slip some of her magic mushrooms in your food again?"

"I do not know who this Ivy is that you speak of."

"If you're hungry you could have just told me instead of interrupt my work- OW!"

"You can't escape the Queen, I have stalked you all day and have been waiting in the dark for this moment."

"Selina you are not a tiger, you can't eat me!"

"Get back here, you can't outrun the Queen of Tigers!"

"Selina there is literally a fridge full of food! Stop chasing me!"

"I crave fresh meat!"

"Alfred!"

"Scream all you want, human, you can't hide from me, I can see in the dark!"

"I will find you, and rip the meat-"

"What in the bloody hell is all this yelling about?"

"Alfred, thank god, she's gone nuts! She says she wants to eat me!"

"I am Queen of the Tiger Empire and I will eat the meat off his bones!"

"..."

"Alfred do something!"

"Right. Well have fun with your make believe, i'm off to the shops. Behave and don't break anything."

"Alfred wait- come back!"

"Urgh! Selina get off me!"

"I've got you now human! Any last words?"

"Be reasonable, Selina."

"Those are silly last words."

"You can't eat human flesh, humans aren't meant to digest that."

"I'm a tiger!"

"Right. Sorry."

"You taste very salty, human."

"Stop licking my neck, you know i'm ticklish there. Oh..OH!"

"Perhaps..Perhaps your Queen prefers to lick then to eat you, human."

"Licking and kissing is definitely preferable and more delightful, I agree."

"Than I shall name you my slave, and you must kiss me whenever I want!"

"Those are terms I will gladly accept, my Queen."

"Ohh, oh yes, you kiss and lick very well, my slave."

"My wish is only to please you, my Queen."

"But wait- First..what sort of food did you say was in the fridge?"

End Notes: Ivy definitely slipped Selina some magic mushrooms in her food, and when she happened to see an orange tabby on the streets, she declared herself his Queen. Hunger and Bruce pooped into her mind at the same time and so she made her way to Wayne Manor, only growling at a few people on the way.