Izuku was in front of the boys' dorm. His shirt was open, he was peppered with hickeys, and he was carrying a box of condoms in his hand. This was all the evidence Aizawa needed to bring down the hammer.

"Midoriya. I feel as though we had this conversation a couple of hours ago" he began. "You are out well after curfew, dressed inappropriately, carrying devices used during sexual intercourse which is unacceptable amongst young students like yourselves. Return to your room at once. We will discuss your punishment in class tomorrow morning."

"H-how did you know?" Izuku gulped waiting for a reaction.

Aizawa sighed. "If you must know, I assigned a security bot to follow you back to the dorms so that you could walk Uraraka back yourself while also being supervised. The bot informed me you hadn't come out of the female dorm for quite some time so I made a fair assumption you were performing forbidden acts on campus."

Izuku could clearly see Eraser Head was beyond pissed. He went back to his room without another word as he was told, trying to avoid further punishment.

Izuku flung himself onto his bed. "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" He was so disappointed in himself.

He took out his phone to text Uraraka. She was still naked under the covers when she heard her phone buzz.

Deku: Yeah, I got a box of condoms but got busted by Aizawa. I am so sorry Uraraka-San.

She was really disappointed they weren't going to get any further. She was actually kind of mad at Eraser Head for being such a cock block.

Uraraka: It's okay Deku-Kun. What did he say?

Deku: He said he'll discuss my punishment in class tomorrow. I think he intends to make an example of me in the class.

Uraraka: It could always be worse. You could've gotten expelled.

Deku: Don't jinx it for the love of God!

Uraraka: Sorry lol. Did he confiscate the condoms though?

Deku: Fortunately, no. I doubt we'll get to use them though. We're probably going to be under intense watch.

Uraraka: Ugh! Fuck Aizawa anyway.

They texted back and forth like this for the rest of the night. They couldn't help but long for each other but this was the best they could do given the circumstances.

Midoriya couldn't help but fret thinking about what was coming his way. He wouldn't know what to do if he got expelled from his dream high school. He'd miss everyone in his class, especially Uraraka-San. Of all the stupid things he's done, he knew this was the dumbest.