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Filler Chapter: Daily Life

A Champion's Challenge

Saitama's Apartment…

Boredom

Something that was plaguing Saitama for the longest time now, and he had no idea how to relieve himself of such an illness. Sure, it might be frivolous to most, but being as strong as he was, he couldn't help it. So what better way to stop his boredom? Well, for Saitama, that would be TV, and a bunch of people chatting in the background. So with that, we see Saitama watching a sitcom on his TV, and the sound of people arguing in background, such a lovely sound to Saitama's ears, as it was a great way to distract his mind from the immense boredom.

"Yo, you can't just add spicy shit in the curry, you're gonna ruin the whole meal, you two-legged roomba!" King yelled, trying to shove Genos away from the stove.

"King, will you please stop with your excessive ranting?! I'm making lunch right now, and you're not, so sit the hell down!" Genos retorted, fighting for the wooden spoon that he was using to stir the pot.

"I agree with Genos on this matter. King, will you please have a seat on the dining table, while Genos and I finish making lunch?' Bang tried to reason out with King, all to dissatisfaction from King, as he can't out reason with Bang.

"Damn it, I'm not going to enjoy lunch then! I can't eat spicy shit!" King roared, as he stomped his way towards the dining table.

"I will provide you with something to eat, is that okay with you, King?" Bang reasoned, all to be told that it was fine by King with a nod.

"Damn you, you two-legged roomba, when I make dinner tonight, It's gonna be so much better then this spicy shit." King said, as he waited at the dining table.

"You are not going to make dinner, King, since the only thing you can make is ramen, and even then, you let the ramen overcook, causing it to taste very unpleasant." Genos said calmly, waiting for Bang to add more spices to the curry.

King could not say anything back to Genos, knowing full well that that was the truth. King never really cared about what he ate, and that if he did eat anything, it would just be noodles. So when King asked to make dinner once, he had the use of Saitama's kitchen. What he made was simply ramen, cooked in the way he usually did. Even though Saitama ate King's ramen like there was nothing wrong, Genos and Bang insulted it so much, that he felt embarrassed to ever cook ramen again. He would admit though, Genos's cooking is by far leagues above his, and that there was nothing he could do to change that.

To get himself out of his rut, King moved towards the couch, taking a seat next to Saitama. Saitama was currently watching a sitcom called "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Apparently, the show was about a group of jackasses that like to ruin the lives of others. King found himself enjoying the show thoroughly, laughing with Saitama when the funny bits came on. From people blaming other people on who pooped on the bed, to a girl trying to find someone to hang out with, the whole show is certainly a lot slapstick, and a few good smart jokes in there. King had fun with every minute of it, and found it kind of funny how the one of the guys in show made an entire play, just to ask a girl to marry him.

The show certainly helped with King's mood, and having Saitama at side, laughing with him, made it better for him to let go of his annoyance. Mid-way through an episode, however, the show went to commercial, and it gave King and Saitama some time to talk about what the few episodes they watched prior.

"I can't believe that short, old guy was the one pooping! That had me reeling, man!" Saitama said, laughing hard, patting King's shoulder.

"Tell me about it, I thought it was that scrawny, bearded guy all along. That definitely threw me for the loop." King said, chuckling as he spoke.

Saitama and King kept talking for a couple of minutes, when a commercial caught Saitama's attention.

"ARE YOU BORED?!" The commercial spoke aloud.

"Yea…" Saitama told himself, rubbing his chin.

"ARE YOU TIRED WITH THE WAY LIFE IS?!" The commercial kept going.

"Yes, in fact I am…" Saitama agreed again, now listening fully to the commercial.

"DO YOU FINALLY WANT A CHALLENGE?!" The commercial ranted on, somehow getting louder with each line.

"Now this is my type of commercial…" Saitama said to himself, now a little pumped for some reason.

"IF YOU ANSWERED [YES] TO THESE QUESTIONS, THEN YOU NEED…" The commercial said quietly, forcing Saitama to lean in, trying to hear the TV better.

"THE BATTLE SIMULATOR MK. 8BILLION!" The commercial belted out, and went further.

"THIS DEVICE ALLOWS YOU TO FIGHT VIRTUAL ENEMIES AT ANY POWER LEVEL THAT SUITS YOU!" The commercial stated, going even further.

"FROM WIMP TO GOD, YOU CAN FIGHT THESE ENEMIES ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND WITH ANYONE YOU WANT!" The commercial said, as it was coming to an end.

"SO WITH 4 EASY PAYMENTS OF 15,000 YEN, THIS SIMULATOR IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING!" The commercial said, as it displayed it's contact info on the screen, and with a few more minutes, the commercial ended, and another commercial played.

"Pffft, who would fall for that, right Saita-" King was about to say, when he saw Saitama's eyes light up.

"Um, Saitama, you can't be serious that you belief in this stuf-" King was about to finish his sentence, when Saitama yelled to Genos.

"GENOS! How much money do we have?!" Saitama yelled out, hoping desperately that he had enough.

"Hmm, looking at the house funds, we have about 3,000 yen in the house, and 10,000 yen in the bank." Genos said innocently, holding a wooden spoon. He was close to finishing up lunch.

"Damn it all!" Saitama yelled out, as he was still short 2,000 yen.

"Saitama, shut up, the show is starting now." King said, shoving Saitama back onto the seat.

"But, Bu-" Saitama was about to argue, when Bang came into the living room.

"If I can speak, please Saitama, just relax, and wait for lunch." Bang said, knowing that lunch will be done soon.

"Ugh, fine." Saitama grunted, already forgetting about the thing that got his attention.

So in the back of Saitama's mind, the day goes on as usual. With Bang ending the argument, the cycle continues in Saitama's apartment, Where him and King would spend some time watching something, Genos cooking in the background, and Bang talking Saitama out of a stupid idea. It's always like this, and the funny thing is, Saitama wouldn't want it any other way.

Sup people, It's Chicken here, and I ain't dead! Woot! I'm back with a some good stuff in the bag, so get ready for the next, Y'all!