Me: yo everyone it is I UltraZeta120moron! and i'm here with a new chapter of-

Kurama: YOU SON OF A B*TCH!

Me: W-WHA!?

Kurama: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED!? NEARLY TWO MOTHERF*CKING YEARS! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO ENDURE THIS RETARD SINGING THE ENTIRE TIME!

Hagoromo: I believe I can fly!

Kurama SHUT UP!


Chapter I: The Journey begins...

Darkness...

The entire world was nothing but a complete darkness... a never ending void.

But within the empty world was inhabited by one figure who was unconscious at the moment, the figure appears to be a young teenage boy who looked to be around 13 or 14.

He was fair skinned with blonde hair which was a little bit spiky, but also on the sides of the hair were two fox ears which were dipped in black. But what makes it unique is that the fox ears are just part of the boy's hair, giving him a fox like look except the fox ears was lowered a bit, plus he also have whiskers marks to his cheeks give him more of a fox like look.

His consist of clothing's is mostly black and blue; he wore a black sleeveless shirt with high collar and a blue stripe on the front of the shirt. Wearing Dark grey pants with blue flames at the end, wearing a belt around his waist and wearing blue boots with dark flames on the front, and there was dark grey headphones hung around his neck.

This young teenager was no other than Kurama, the former great being of the great seal.

"Ugh… wha?"

Kurama began to wake up.

He opened his eyes and showed deep blue eyes with slit pupils that are similar to a cat eyes, he looked around at first with confused look at his surroundings. He sat up while wondering where the hell he is but then remembered something.

"Wait… Am I back at the seal…? No something is different, if I was back at the seal I wouldn't be able to-"he looked down to his body and eyed widen "move….my…Body…?" He finished while looking at his body, or a body he wasn't familiar with to begin with.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" he stood up while looking at his arms and legs and the rest of his body and clothing. He is pretty sure he remembered he didn't look like this before; in fact he is pretty sure he wasn't a human to begin with.

So question is why does he have a human body and how is it that he somehow remembered that he wasn't a human to begin with and was something else too?

"Ok, ok j-just take a deep breath and calm down. There got to be a good explanation to what's going on" he calmed down a bit and looked around a bit, Kurama have to admit the place he is at now looks the exact same place back at the seal except he can actually move now and there wasn't a giant gate either, so in other words...

"Is this… inside of my mind or something…? If so I pretty much have an empty head then…" he mutters while placing both of his hands in the pockets while sighing.

His situation wasn't good, first he is likely outside the great seal and yet the remains of his powers used itself to strengthen the gate and not allow… whatever the hell was behind the gate free and cause destruction and death. Second he is somewhere in an unfamiliar place with no knowledge about the world or how exactly humans behave and their culture and also he has a body to move around, a human body.

*sigh*

"What did I get myself into?" Kurama asked himself.

"Ah... i see that your awake Kurama..." suddenly a voice called out out of nowhere.

Kurama suddenly jumped in surprise, he wasn't expecting a voice calling out to him so he entered into some kind of battle stance "w-who are you! and where are you?" he asked while trying to locate the onwer of said voice but with no luck with all the darkness everywhere. The mysterious voice just chuckled "my, my... has it been so long that you have forgotten about me? though nevertheless do not be alarmed Kurama... i'm a friend and i'm here to help you" Kurama raised an eyebrow at that.

"help me? help me with what exactly?" he asked.

"By getting you laid with a woman for once..."

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"WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?" Kurama asked/screamed, he wasn't exactly expecting that kind of answer since it just came out of nowhere.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"OI! DON'T LAUGH!"

this kept going for couple minutes before the mysterious voice calmed down.

"haha...ha... ok i'm calm no-pfff HAHAHA" Or maybe not...

"HEY STOP LAUGHING AND GET SERIOUS!" Kurama screamed, he wasn't in the mood dealing with this kind of bullshit, though the mysterious voice calmed down Kurama couldn't help but brace himself for another bad joke. The mysterious voice start talking "alright no more joking around, listen Kurama. The seal you were once have been shattered and a great calamity is about to happen if you don't do something about it"

"do something...? how the hell do you expect me to fix something like that? i don't have any sort of strength to do it or don't have ANY idea what the hell happened that caused the damned seal break in the first place!" Kurama exclaimed, seriously he did his best keeping the seal intact... now that he thought about it, why was he used as a seal in the first place?

"hey wait a minute, why was i used as a seal in the first place o mysterious bastard of a voice!?" he asked, he wanted to know why he was used like that and had to suffer of being unable to do ANYTHING but only watch the eternal darkness in front of him for who knows how long. The mysterious voice was silent for a moment until it spoke up again "it would appear so that becoming the Great seal have somehow removed all your memories... this is troublesome" Kurama raised an eyebrow at that "removed all my memories?" he mutters.

"indeed, it would have appeared that becoming the great seal it removed or at least sealed away your memories of who you were and what you were once" the mysterious voice explained, Kurama couldn't help but sigh at that, apparently becoming the damned seal had caused nothing but troubles for him... troubles that he damn hope it was worth it because he had to suffer being a seal for so many years to protect the world from... what ever the hell that was and only to find out it was useless since the seal was so frickin easily broken by hearing couple of women screaming something about Thunder tits just like that... HEADS WILL ROLL.

"i'm going to kill someone for this..." Kurama mutters while rubbing his forehead, finally the stress of being a seal have caught up with him and right now he want to relieve all the crap he endured toward the one who screwed it up, who ever it was he or she did not only screw with Kurama but the ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD by releasing something that was sealed away for a damn good reason.

"well since you don't remember anything, it is up to me that you at least remember how to fight like a man and not like a wuss you once were" the mysterious voice declared.

"excuse me but what?" Kurama asked stopped ranting in his head, he wasn't expecting the bastard to suddenly declare that he would help him remember how to fight... and what was this about being a wuss?

"like i said, i'm going to help you how to fight against the enemy, not only that i'm very sure it would help you relieve stress since i'm sure being a seal have made you angry right?"

"well yeah but you still haven't answered why i was-"

"alright then, now this what we have to do..." Kurama right eyebrow twitched in annoyance, does this bastard have to interrupt him everytime or so?

"first step... take a deep breath and calm your mind, it will help you focus and let all that anger within you go away" the mysterious voice explained, Kurama was slightly surprised that the fact who ever the bastard was he was being serious for once helping him this time, maybe he wasn't so bad after all.

"alright then... take a deep breath and then let go... well here goes" Kurama took a deep breath and then-

*FART*

that happend.

"ACK!" Kurama grasped around his throat while gasping after getting the vile stench into his system, while he was rolling around and gagging the mysterious voice began to laugh again.

"HAHAHA! now THAT you weren't expecting weren't ya? that was for calling me o mysterious bastard of a voice"

"FFFF*BEEP* YOU!" Kurama shouted, alright he was taking it back, the bastard is just worse than he thought. It was literally taking ALL his willpower not to find the bastard and kill him, hasn't he endured enough crap as it is?

"who the hell are you!?" Kurama shouted, it was something he should have asked since the beginning but never got the time do to it with all the random crap that's going on.

"who am i you ask? well i'm the great Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki or known by many as Rikudō Sennin!" the Rikudō Sennin proclaimed.

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"why is it that name is so familiar and yet my respect for it just suddenly went straight to hell?" Kurama asked while earning a "HEY!" from the Sennin. Kurama sighed in frustration "but seriously can you at least tell me where i am and why was i used as a damn seal?" he asked, he heard the sennin sighed "well to answer your question your in your mindscape, and why you were used as a seal was-" however for some reason kurama couldn't hear the rest of what Hagoromo said.

"huh? old man speak up! i didn't hear the rest of it!" he asked.

"what? but i said the reason why you were a seal very clearly!"

"well apparently i didn't hear the rest of it, please repeat that!" Kurama asked while the sennin muttered something about brats never pay attentions.

"Alright listen closely, the reason why you were a seal was because-" and once again Kurama didn't hear the rest of it, but he noticed something. He could sense the sennin talk but no words are coming out of his mouth...could it be...?


Huh i'm surprised these one were still around, yeah this was actually a crossover of Naruto (womits), hyperdimension neptunia and persona series.

there isn't really much to say here so bye :P