"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!" Osakabehime yells out in seiza position in front of both Edmond and Ritsuka. Her focus is more on Edmond as he's giving the neet a devilish glare.
"You don't just leave your place for anything. What's your reason for being here?" Edmond demands with a harsh expression as he looks over at Ritsuka who was going through Osakabehime's phone trying to delete the photos on her phone.
"Ah… Right. Jeanne wanted to deliver me the eggs for you guys." Osakabehime looks through her purse and takes out two eggs, handing them both to Edmond. "I'm supposed to handle Emiya's egg at wells. Jeez. Having me go deliver the eggs to the two most popular guys in this school is a suicide mission."
Edmond just raises his eyebrow. He looks back at Ritsuka who looks like he's having a great deal of trouble. "Ritsuka… What is taking so long?"
"I can't find them! There are way too many photos on here! And most of them are all p*rn! Jeez! Why's there so much Yaoi Porn?!" Ritsuka exclaims as Edmond covers his mouth after that last statement.
"You're going to give the neighbors the wrong message. Now give me that." Edmond snatches the phone out of Ritsuka's hands before tossing him his egg. He scrolls through the phone with an irritated glance. He finds the photos and deletes them before dropping it on Osakabehime's lap.
"So… Why were the two of you dancing? It's interesting." Osakabehime says with curiosity.
"It's because I'm terrified because I can't dance…" Ritsuka sighs with discouragement. "I heard from Kintoki that Edmond was a good dancer so I asked him if he could teach me. He said that he would consider it if he saw how good I was… Which leads to now."
"Ah, that's right. Kintoki was a star dancer last year with Shuten. If that was the case, it totally makes sense."
"Now that you know, leave. Ritsuka and I have things that we must discuss." Edmond states with Ritsuka looking over.
"Does that mean that you accept?" Ritsuka asks with hope in his eyes.
"... If you can get a proper suit, you find an egg, and nobody finds your egg in three days. Then yes."
"Wait… How would we know that nobody finds my egg?"
"I'll have Da Vinci construct a GPS to be implemented into the egg. I'll give it to you later. For now, try to go get a suit." Edmond looks back at Osakabehime before dropping the phone on her lap. "Leave."
"Yes, sir!" Osakabehime makes a mad dash out of the room in a heartbeat. Ritsuka simply chuckles.
Chaldea Academy
By: NexusMHX
Chapter 13: Preparations Are Ago!
"Ah… Now that makes sense. Yeah, my eggs were one of the last ones that people found." Emiya states while stretching. "The fakeout itself gives us about a day or so. So I think that aspect will be covered. Now as for a suit. You got anything?"
"Oh. You don't have to worry about that at all. I got a plan in check. I going to meet them… Ah. There they are!" Ritsuka and Emiya walk over to Kintoki and Kotaro who were trying their best to avoid all the chaos in the classrooms. "Kintoki! Kotaro! I was just about to look for you guys!"
"Ritsuka-dono!" Kotaro calls out looking over.
"Yo boss. The thing with the egg go alright?" Kintoki asks. Ritsuka nods with a thumbs up.
"So this is where we part ways?"
"I'll see ya later Shirou! Good luck finding an egg." Shirou waves at the three before going one way. The three go another way as they all leave the school, trying to avoid "Kotaro. I heard that you were actually quite lucky."
"Indeed. I just so happen to stumble onto an egg while traversing in the woods area." Kotaro takes out an egg from his pocket. "However. My curiosity will not get the best of me. I will wait until the dance before I see who my partner will be."
"So tell me. How does the egg thing work exactly?" Ritsuka asks.
"Ah. Figures you wouldn't really know much about this! These eggs hold, who we are to dance with first at the ceremony. It's sort of a formal type of thing." Kintoki explains. "The ladies will have their egg opened first. The guy's name that they have, they are to dance with during the event. Afterward, it's the guy's turn. After that… you choose who you'd dance with."
"That's pretty interesting… Wait. What happens if you aren't able to find an egg? I heard that Nobbu didn't find an egg last year but nobody knew what happened afterward." Ritsuka states as Kintoki and Kotaro look at each other.
"Nobbu-dono didn't find an egg?" Kotaro questions as he thinks about it.
"Honestly. If that's the case, you could just ask whoever is available. Nobody would know." Kintoki explains.
"Well, it doesn't really matter. I just hope that I find an egg soon. I'm really going to need Edmond's help in this." Ritsuka sighs. The three enter a shopping district before reaching a clothes shop. "So this is where you got your suit last time?"
"Yeah. The owner's a friend of Raikou's. And I help out occasionally at the temple that they live at." Kintoki opens the door with a bell ringing over him. The three were welcomed to a clean clothing store. There was no one in sight except for a little girl with grey hair sitting on one of the chairs, waiting patiently. A woman reveals herself from the changing room. "Yo. Medea!"
"Kintoki. Is it really that time already?" Medea looks over at the clock, noticing the time. "Ah. It is. Please give me a second. I'm helping a customer at the moment."
"Take your time." Kintoki and Kotaro take a seat at one of the chairs. Ritsuka looks through the clothes with interest. The design of the clothes in each different section felt unique from each other. Whether it was men or women clothes, fancy or casual, adult or child, each piece of attire had its own charm with it.
"Whoever made all of these clothes must be a master of their craft. There is no way that any of this could be made at a factory." Ritsuka says with awe.
"That's cause Medea made all of them," Kintoki states catching Ritsuka off-guard. "Yeah. She makes clothes for her husband and with all of the fun, she started a clothing business to help make things easier."
"Oh? She's married? She still looks really young." Ritsuka said in response.
"You flatter me, boy." Medea exits the changing room with a woman with pale skin and white hair and a man that gives off a familiar yet intense feeling towards Ritsuka. Suddenly, he felt a tap next to him as he looks to see the little girl from earlier staring at him.
"You're from the picture that Lily had at her place. Ritsuka!" The little girl says with interest.
"O-Oh really?" Ritsuka was a little embarrassed by the fact as he kneels down. "You're one of Lily's friends?"
The small girl nods with a flashy smile. "Yup. We are Jack!"
'We?' Ritsuka questions to himself before ignoring it. A voice calls out to the girl.
"Jack! Let's go!" The woman called out towards the girl as the man walks over.
"Ok, Mommy! Bye Ritsuka!" Jack waves before running passed the man to her mom. Ritsuka stands up before seeing the tall figure in front of him.
"You're the one Okita is talked about?"
"Uh…"
"Never mind. I saw your actions during the Bo-Taoshi. In the face of those odds, you're also the type that's bad at giving up. But, I don't mind stubborn folks like you." The man states.
"Oi! Hijikata! We're leaving."
"Alright." Hijikata walks over to the two leaving Ritsuka confused from the whole interaction.
"See you soon Carmilla! Please come again!" Medea says with a wave as the family leave. She then turns her attention to the three boys. "Alright now. We're going to take your measurements."
"Dresses? I'm not big of a fan of those types of things. If anything. A suit fits me better." Mordred looks up from a magazine while talking to Gudako and Mashu. She hands the magazine to Gudako.
"A suit…" Gudako looks over at Mordred, taking a second to process it as she imagines it. "Yeah! You would look amazing in a suit!"
"However. I already have mine prepared for the event. I just need to find an egg. So I'm going to go head out with Fran in a little bit. What about Nero and Tamamo?" Mordred asks.
"Nero already has one tailored and apparently Tamamo has prepared one for herself. Really. It's just me and Gudako who don't have anything." Mashu states with a sigh. "I realized that this was such a big event but I had no idea it was this big."
"It's not that big. The other guys just made it seem big to us." Mordred thinks before remembering something. "So. You guys going to go clothes shopping?"
"Yeah. It'll just be the two of us." Gudako looks over at Mashu with a shrug. "Wish you luck with finding an egg… that isn't bad."
"Hm? Oh, don't worry about that. Speaking of which, there was someone who wanted to go shopping for an outfit."
"Really? Is she in our class?" Mashu asks as Mordred nods before taking out her phone.
"Yeah. You know her. It's-"
"Now that I have your measurements. Kintoki and Kotaro, I already have your preferences." Medea looks over at Ritsuka. The three guys were in flat-suits so that Medea can get the proper measurements for each one of them. "Now for yours. How many buttons?"
"Uh… Two buttons." Ritsuka states.
"Trousers?" Medea asks writing it down.
"Tappered."
"What style?"
"Uh… Italian wool."
"Lining?"
"Tactical."
"Boy. This is not a John Wick movie." Medea jokes with a small smile.
"You like watching those types of movies, Medea?" Kintoki asks making Medea fumble a little.
"S-Sochiro-sama and I like to watch foreign films occasionally." Medea blushes from embarrassment.
"Seeing foreign movies are always so interesting to me. I watch it with Danzo-dono sometimes." Kotaro taking interest in the subject.
"Yeah. I've watched a buttload of them back before I transferred over here." Ritsuka saying looking at his phone, pulling up
"A-Anyways. Your suit should be ready in like two days."
"This is greatly appreciated. How much will this all cost?" Ritsuka asks.
"You're a friend of Kintoki. So just help out a temple and that should cover it." Medea states.
"Is that really ok? This somewhat feels like an unfair deal." Kotaro asks in his usual polite manner.
"I'm fine with it. We really need a lot of help at the temple. Go change back into your normal clothes." Medea hears the bell ring. "In the meanwhile, I'll go write you down and address my new customers. With that, you can leave."
"Thank you again! Say hi to Sochiro for me." Kintoki says changing out of the flat-suit.
"I will," Medea said with a smile. He felt a small bit of joy, like talking to a young and innocent child with Kintoki. She walks out to see Gudako, Mashu, and one other girl walking over. "Ah. Welcome, Mashu. You three here for dresses for the event?"
"Yeah. That's correct. I have Gudako… one of the transfers and another classmate. Ereshkigal!" Mashu introduced.
(And now, Chaldea Station)
"Hey everyone! I'm your host for Chaldea Station, Ritsuka Fujimaru. Thanks for tuning in!" Ritsuka states with a bow.
"And I'm Mashu Kyrielight." Mashu introduces herself, also bowing towards the camera. "Unfortunately at the moment. Due to the predicament of the dance, we were unable to find any proper guests for us this segment. We greatly apologize for this."
"And I would like to greatly apologize for the creator not being able to produce this station for a while. We had funding issues (too much content to handle). We apologize for those that like this segment." Ritsuka says before getting back. "Now as for the story. It's absolutely crazy that this dance is such a big deal here. We didn't even have things like that at my school. It was kinda boring."
"I always wondered. How are schools different from Chaldea Academy?" Mashu asks.
"Well, there's not much difference if you really think about it. It's basically Chaldea Academy… except it's missing something… Spark!"
"What do you mean spark?"
"Well, they don't have people with such colorful personalities. Jeanne, Artoria, Nero, and you Mashu. It's just a small few that just a lot of fun." Ritsuka says with a smile.
"T-Thank you Senpai." Mashu blushes with embarrassment.
"The days itself at other schools are pretty much the same. Like, there's nothing new or bizarre that happens over there. It's rather boring when you think about it." Ritsuka explains before thinking of an example. "Ah. For example! Ozymandias and I went on a roller coaster made out of medjed the other day!"
"Ah. That's right! And then you grabbed my arm with Fou from out of nowhere! Do you have any idea how much that scared me?!" Mashu yelled out.
"But you had fun. Did you not?"
"Well… After I realized what was going on. Yeah. It was a lot of fun! Until Principal Animusphere scolded us about doing such actions in the hallways." Mashu said with a shiver. "I never knew how scary she could be."
"That makes two of us." Both Ritsuka and Mashu burst into laughter when suddenly the door bursts open with Caster Cu seemingly running away out of fear.
"Jeez, you hag! Monster! Demon!" Cu prepares to burst another hole at the wall when a red spear pierces straight through him and crashes into the camera.
Technical Difficulties! We deeply apologize for the mishap.
(So uh... Does this count towards the Cu rekt count? I'll just say yes and add it and call it a day)
(Lancer dead 30 → 31)
(Happy 1 Year Anniversary for this Fanfic! We're late by 28 days, but who is really counting?)
Wassup my homies! This is NexusMHX here with another episode of Chaldea Academy. Happy Anniversary you all! It's a great journey that this has been with each and every one of you that is reading this series! This has been a lot of fun to make, and I'm glad that this idea has sparked a lot of people into reading this fanfiction. Now this story didn't have a few bumps here and there, trust me. I can see them while reading some of the first few chapters. It makes me really want to kill myself. But that's a good thing. That shows that I'm improving. Sort of. Not really. Actually I don't know. Is my writing doing ok? Mostly grammatical. I should work on that now that the quarantine thing is happening. I hope everyone is doing well. However, if you guys like my content, you all are most likely like Osakabehime if ya get my drift. Oh. And yay! Ereshkigal is finally here! I honestly had no idea what took her so long to get in here. It's was something that I just had a brainfart while making this. In any case. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter of Chaldea Academy. If you did, please leave a follow/favorite/comment for more of this content. This is NexusMHX signing off! Stay Classy!
On another note, LB1 hit me like a truck. And so did Viy... I mean Anastasia. I need those white boulder items REE