Hi, guys! I'm back with chapter 5! I almost forgot to update today, but I remembered in the end, and that's what matters. Hope you enjoy!
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Chapter Five: Zim
I was finally back down in my lab, laughing my head off at the ridiculous expression Dib had on his face when I showed up. He looked so dumbfounded! But that didn't matter. I had watched what happened to Dib though the window with binoculars from my PAK. I had succeeded in making him look even more crazy than he already was. Now I just need to make it look like he's getting worse. I'll need to infiltrate the House of Craziness more frequently, but that won't be a problem.
"Come, GIR!" I ordered, walking towards my communication monitor. "We must contact the Tallest to report on our progress."
"Okay!" GIR shouted in response, skipping ahead of me to the monitor's controls and pressing several buttons and making the screen activate and show static.
I rushed over and shoved him off of the control panel. "No, GIR! This is highly sensitive equipment."
"Aww," the robot moaned. "But I wanted to watch TV."
"Why don't you go do that upstairs?" I suggested.
"Okay!" GIR shouted, clapping his hands and rushing off.
Finally, I could report in. I hit the button to contact the Tallest, and after a minute or two, Red finally picked up. "What is it now, Zim?" he sighed while Purple ate a doughnut behind him.
"I am pleased to report that the one threat to my mission, a human boy named Dib, has been successfully detained, and will no longer be a threat," I announced, smirking as I thought of all the people in the House of Crazy could do to him. Just because I simply wanted him out of my way, did not mean that I didn't take some joy in knowing that they would probably convince him that aliens aren't even real.
"That's great, Zim, great," Red responded.
"Isn't it?" I agreed.
"What's great?" Purple wondered through a full mouth as he walked up to Red.
Red sighed. "Zim says that he has eliminated the only threat to his...mission."
"Oh," Purple muttered.
"And isn't that wonderful!" I shouted. "Now, I can secure this planet for the Irken Empire without interruption!"
"Yeah. Great. Good job, Zim," Red congratulated. "Look, we have very important Empire business to attend ... Good luck conquering your planet."
"Uh, yeah!" Purple agreed. "Keep up the good work!"
The screen turned static as they signed off.
"Yes!" I exclaimed. "I just have to go back tomorrow night and make the Dib human scream again. The more he screams, the longer they'll lock him up. His rants about extraterrestrial life are the reason he's there, so even if they do let him go, it'll be after they've already convinced him that aliens aren't real at all! AHAHAHAHAHA! Computer! Laugh with me."
"Ugh. I don't want to," the computer's voice groaned.
"OBEY ME!" I ordered.
"Fiiiiine," the computer reluctantly agreed. "Ha. Ha. Ha."
"AHAHAHAHA!"
Thanks for reading, everyone, and I hope you come back and read chapter 6!