AN: Submitted by: God of the Challenge: Wait wait, another continuation of 53, but Danny is hit with a surprise attack from the Fentons. Enter She Hulk, Deadpool, Tigra, and Ghost Rider.

Drabble 58: Opportunity part 3

Danny was just trying to have a normal day, playing fetch with Cujo high above the city and praying to Clockwork the dog would catch the ball before it hi the street. It was their only one, and he really didn't want to go all the way back to the Tower to get the spare. Maybe he should move this to the park...

Before he could act upon the idea, however, he felt something wrap itself around his ankle and pull him down. He tried going intangible but whatever was wrapped around his ankle kept him from doing so. He tried flying away, maybe using his strength against whoever had him, but whatever was pulling him down to the roof was not giving up.

He let out a cry of pain as his body created a small crater in the roof of an apartment complex not far from where he had been playing with Cujo. The wind had been knocked out of him, and he felt like he couldn't breathe. It was worse with the pain. He clutched at his chest, trying to feed his lungs with the New York air, but that was quickly interrupted by a thick hand grabbing his burning ankle and swinging him into the ground before swinging him again. This time he was let go, and Danny went flying. He hit the bars of a green cage before falling to the ground, groaning. Every muscle and bone in his body ached.

"Way to go, Sweetie!" He heard. If he could he would have groaned with annoyance. These two just wouldn't give up, would they?

"Seriously?" Danny sighed, exasperated. "Can't you guys just give it a rest already?"

"Not until we rip you apart, molecule by molecule!" Jack bellowed, hugging Maddie closer to him.

"You've been preaching that for years and you've never come close!" Danny yelled, getting frustrated. The cage was ghost proof, and he had been swung around like a rag doll, so unless he did some quick thinking he was never going to get out.

Then there was that sound. Danny looked around, not knowing what it was, but it was getting louder. Where was it coming from?

Out of nowhere (the sky, Danny would later find the words for), a red blur rolled in front of him, coming up to his full height.

"Deadpool?" Danny asked. It was probably the only tie he'd ever been excited to see there mercenary. "How id you know I was up here?"

"Its the author's way of bringing me into the story like the god asked," Deadpool replied, bringing out his katanas and facing his parents.

"What does that even mean?" Danny cried, gripping the bars of the cage. But before Deadpool could answer, there was a loud crash. The whole building shook, and for a moment Danny thought the ceiling was going to collapse. But it stayed intact.

"Who are you guys?" he asked the newcomers.

"She-Hulk," the one who made the crash said. The orange lady hopped off of her back and walked over, picking the lock with one of her claws. "That's Tigra."

"Okay?" Danny said, confusion taking over. Tigra got the lock done in just a few seconds and the door popped open, letting Danny walk through with somewhat ease. Everything still hurt, and he didn't know if he could take on his parents. But now, with these new superheros, they'd probably just turn tale and run like the last time they messed with Danny.

"Back off, guys," he told the Fentons bravely.

"We're not afraid of your little super friends, Danny," his mother said. She-Hulk took a step towards them, towering over even Jack, giving them a glare.

"You should be," she snarled. "I have a question for you two. Have you ever faced a Hulk before?"

Danny has. And he's surprised he's lived to tell the tale. But where did this Hulk come from?

"Stand back,"" Jack said in a dangerously low tone. "We will fire."

"Give me a reason to tear into you," Tigra spat. Jack pulled out an ecto gun and fired. Tigra dodged, and it grazed Danny's leg. There were more shots, and Danny stared, horrified at Deadpool. He hadn't even flinched as the blasts burned his skin. In fact, he still seem unconcerned. He was looking at his nails with boredom even though he had gloves on.

While Jack and Maddie were getting over their initial shock at watching Deadpool's insides knit themselves back together, She-Hulk took the gun, bent it in half, and knocked Jack and Maddie's heads together, eliminating the threat that was his parents.

"Who are you guys?" Danny asked again, still a bit in awe.

"Friend of a friend," She-Hulk replied. "My cousin saw a spike in your heart rate, said it could be something bad. We were in the area."

"And your cousin is...?" Danny trailed off. Tigra laughed.

"What, it isn;t obvious?"

"Since when does Bruce have a cousin?" Danny wondered aloud.

"Since when do your parents want to kill you?" Deadpool asked. "Last time we met they didn't even know."

"It's a long story," Danny smiled. He took the bandages that Tigra offered and wrapped his leg up. He should still be able to fly until he was able to get Bruce or something to patch up his leg properly. "How did you get up here?"

"She threw me," Deadpool jabbed a thumb at She-Hulk who just shrugged.

"It was kind of...Fun?" She said. Danny couldn't stop the laugh from escaping him, and soon they were all laughing.

"Can you get home alright?" Tigra asked.

"Yeah, I just have to find my dog first."

"Your dog?" Deadpool asked.

"Yeah he's-Cujo, get off of She-Hulk!" Danny yelled. He hadn't even realized Cujo was back, and now he was wagging his tail, the ball they had been playing with lodged in his mouth.

"You have a green dog?"

Danny picked him up and shrugged, petting his ghost pet lovingly. "Yeah. I mean, he's cute and if he likes you he's completely harmless."

"And if he doesn't like you?" Tigra asked, glaring at Cujo.

"He gets...Bigger. Like Bruce turning into the Hulk."

"Huh," She-Hulk said, placing a hand on her hip. "Well, we'll take care of these guys. When you get back tell Bruce to call me, yeah?"

Danny smiled and nodded before hovering a few feet, letting his legs turn into a wispy tail.

"Thanks for the help, guys!" He saluted them before flying off back to the Tower. She-Hulk turned to Deadpool.

"Why are you here anyway?" She asked. Deadpool just shrugged.

"Beats me, but I'm leaving. Places to see, people to kill, you know how it is. Hey, would you mind throwing me again?" She-Hulk glared at him, but sighed and nodded.

"Fine. Buckle up."

Sorry it doesn't have Ghost Rider, but I don't really know enough of his character to do him justice. But I hope you enjoy it!