Hey guys! I'm back with a new one-shot!
Disclaimer: don't own
BEFORE YOU READ THE STORY:
I have this headcanon that Raimon has a whatsapp group. This one-shot contains some of their conversations there :D
Enjoy!
Raimon soccer club:
KariYAHMAN: ITS SNOWING
NotAGirlKirino: …it's not
KariYAHMAN: IT IS
NotAGirlKirino: no it's not
KariYAHMAN: WHY DO U ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY DREAMS
KariYAHMAN: I THUOGHT WE WERE FRIENDDDDDDDDDS
Sidewinder: whats wrong with u
KariYAHMAN: STAY AWAY FROM ME I HATE SNAKES
SamuraiRyouma: if i didnt kno better i'd think hes drunk
KingOfTrainsKurumada: you might be right bout that, yknow
KariYAHMAN: I AM RESPONSIBLE ADULT
Hamanooooo: nope not drunk
SamuraiRyouma: how do u kno
Hamanooooo: ever tried to type 'responsible' while drunk?
KariYAHMAN: DONT IGNORE ME ILL HUNT U
SangoKeeper: if he's not drunk, then what's wrong with him?
KAGEHikaru: ahahaha thats a funny story
NotAGirlKirino: do tell
KariYAHMAN: ARE BUTTERFLYS MADE OF BUTTER
SangoKeeper: yes, please tell us. I'm getting slightly worried…
KAGEHikaru: Kariya dislocated his shoulder
SangoKeeper: Is he okay?!
KariYAHMAN: I AM UNBAETABEL
KariYAHMAN: FEAAAAAAAAAR MEEEEEEEEEE
KAGEHikaru: so we took him to the hospital and they gave him something 4 the pain but now he's like this… and he found his phone. He'll be fine in a few hours…
NotAGirlKirino: I am keeping this as blackmail, alright?
KariYAHMAN: WHY ARE U SO MEAN SENPAI
NotAGirlKirino: lol
KariYAHMAN: I THOUGT U LOVED ME
NotAGirlKirino: definitely keeping this as blackmail :'D
KariYAHMAN: WILL U LOVE ME IF I GIVE YOU A BUTTERFLY
(Once Kariya was in his right mind again, he almost died of embarrassment. It took his friends twenty minutes to calm him down. All their efforts were in vain, though, by Kirino's dark grin as he said the next words.
''Don't worry, maybe we can all makes butter flies later.''
(And whenever Kariya did something stupid after that, Kirino was not afraid to pull out his blackmail material.))
Raimon soccer club:
DinoKingShinsuke: i'm so sorry everyone :(
SangoKeeper: Shinsuke? Whats wrong?
DinoKingShinsuke: i cant come to practice
NoAGirlKirino: why not?!
Sidewinder: soccerfreak#2 isnt coming to practice everyone panic
Hayamimimimi: OMG the apocalypse is coming!
Hamanooooo: NOOOO IM TOO YOUNG AND BEUATIFUL TO DIE
DinoKingShinsuke: detention :/
Sidewinder: what
Hamanooooo: youre joking
SangoKeeper: Shinsuke what did you do!
DinoKingShinsuke: we had this assignment where we had to draw 2 sides of ourselves
DinoKingShinsuke: so first i drew a small and innocent bunny
DinoKingShinsuke: and the teacher asked the meaning behind it so i said 'this is who people think i am'
Shindou-excappie: for some reason I have a really bad feeling about this
NotAGirlKirino: agreed
SangoKeeper: and then?
DinoKingShinsuke: and then i drew the world as a soccer ball with my name over it
Sidewinder: the hell
Hayamimimimi: for once i agree with Kurama
SangoKeeper: and what was the meaning of it?
DinoKingShinsuke: WORLD DOMINATION
DinoKingShinsuke: I AM THE KEEPER OF THE STRONGEST SOCCER TEAM IN THE GALAXY
DinoKingShinsuke: BOW DOWN TO ME YOU PEASANTS
DinoKingShinsuke: the teacher didnt like it when i shouted that
NotAGirlKirino: oh god
Sidewinder: our juniors are crazy
Shindou-excappie: besides, Shinsuke youre completely ignoring Ibuki
Shindou-excappie: not that I really mind but still
SangoKeeper: Shindou! I know you two show your friendship through fighting but thats just rude!
Hayamimimimi: am i the only one worried that Shinsuke wants to take over the world
KariYAHMAN: HAHAHA YOU SHOULDVE BEEN THERE IT WAS AWESOME
KAGEHikaru: no Kariya it wasn't! now SHinsuke's in trouble!
SangoKeeper: Shinsuke! You should know better than to be so disrespectful to a teacher!
DinoKingShinsuke: I AM KING OF THE GALAXY YOU CANNOT COMMAND ME YOU LOWLY KEEPER
SangoKeeper: -_- yes just rub it in why don't you
KariYAHMAN: ooooh someones sore because they didnt get chosen for the national team
NotAGirlKirino: shut up Kariya
KariYAHMAN: pinky
NotAGirlKirino: no one will find your body
Shindou-excappie: Shinsuke! don't be so mean to our teammates!
DinoKingShinsuke: I AM A RULER OF THE UNIVERSE YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LOWLY MIDFIELDER
Shindou-excappie: we're both part of Earth Eleven, we're equal
DinoKingShinsuke: …BUT YOU STILL CANT TELL ME TO STOP CUZ WE R EQUAL
DinoKingShinsuke: NONE OF YOU PEASANTS (or equals) CAN STOP ME
Hamanooooo: as much as i hate to admit it, he has a point
Sidewinder: why
Hamanooooo: in theory, in terms of power/influence in the club, we cant stop him
Hayamimimimi: oh god youre right 0.0
DinoKingShinsuke: MUHAHAHAHA
Shindou-excappie: …there's nothing we can do, is there
DinoKingShinsuke: WORLD DOMINATION
NotAGirlKirino: afraid so
DinoKingShinsuke: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEE
SangoKeeper: damn, we really cant stop him
CaptainMatsukaze: But I can
DinoKingShinsuke: NO YOU CANT EQUALITY WILL NOT STOP ME
CaptainMatsukaze: Shinsuke did you even read who you're talking to?
DinoKingShinsuke: OF COURSE I DID YOU STILL CANT STOP ME I DONT CARE ABOUT EQUALITY
CaptainMatsukaze: …I'm your captain, Shinsuke. In theory, that would make me the most powerful
DinoKingShinsuke: …damnit
Hamanooooo: OUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED THANK YOU CAPTAIN TENMA
SangoKeeper: thank god we have a rational captain to keep our crazy members out of trouble
Sidewinder: normally i would feel insulted but this time i have to agree with Sangoku
Shindou-excappie: why did i give up my position as captain again
KariYAHMAN: because the first year idiot was a better captain than you?
NotAGirlKirino: shut up Kariya
KariYAHMAN: I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
CaptainMatsukaze: okay, that's it. Everyone who doesn't come to practice will have their training menu doubled. Shinsuke, I'll deal with you later
KariYAHMAN: aaaaaaaand shutting up now
CaptainMatsukaze: B)
FlameStrikerTsurugi: and so our captain has spoken
KAGEHikaru: even without being there i just know hes completely cool and monotone
KAGEHikaru: i just know it
DinoKingShinsuke: he scares me
Sidewinder: and theres the little cute bunny again
Raimon soccer club:
Hamanooooo: I AM CHALLENGING THE AUTHORITY OF THIS SCHOOL
Aoy^m^: and here I was hoping for a normal school day for once
!ch!no: I hope youre joking because with our crazy teammates, 'normal' doesnt exist -_-
Hamanooooo: I AM RECRUITING YOU ALL
Sidewinder: no way! Im not agreeing to this!
FlameStrikerTsurugi: absolutely not
ManagerMidori: why would you even recruit us
Hamanooooo: we've started a revolution before, we can do this again
FlameStrikerTsurugi: coughcough-thatwasTenma-coughcough
ManagerMidori: i clearly remember you guys not doing anything and just watching Tenma get hurt for, like, four matches straight or something
DinoKingShinsuke: yeah! Tenma was the one to start the revolution, not us!
CaptainMatsukaze: I'm honestly not sure if I should be honored or not
CaptainMatsukaze: you're making me sound like a delinquent
SamuraiRyouma: no thats Midori
ManagerMidori: ill kill you
SamuraiRyouma: and now im leaving
Hamanooooo: Tenma! Just the guy i need!
CaptainMatsukaze: okay…
Hamanooooo: how do you start a revolution?
Aoy^m^: and now youre asking him?
FlameStrikerTsurugi: well we did say Tenma is our rebel leader
SangoKeeper: Hamano you can't start a revolution
Hamanooooo: awwwwwwwwww why nooooooooot?
KingofTrainsKurumada: why do you even WANT to start one?
Hamanooooo: theres this teacher always picking on me i want to get him fired
SangoKeeper: you can't do that!
Hamanooooo: can too
Sidewinder: you're not starting this stupid game of 'can too'
KingofTrainsKurumada: who's the teacher?
Hamanooooo: Misami
KingofTrainsKurumada: ouch hes a real bastard
!ch!no: I'll have to agree with you
SamuraiRyouma: oh gosh, youre his new victim?
Hamanooooo: me and Hayami
KingofTrainsKurumada: when we were second years, Nishiki was his target :/
SamuraiRyouma: he really sucks
SangoKeeper: for once I have to agree
Hamanooooo: so does that mean i can start a revolution?!
SangoKeeper: …
Hamanooooo: pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee
KingofTrainsKurumada: ah come on Sangoku, have a little fun
SamuraiRyouma: it will be fun
Sidewinder: gotta agree with them
ManagerMidori: definitely
FlameStrikerTsurugi: things have gotten boring around here lately
SangoKeeper: I don't know guys
Hamanooooo: EVERYONE AGREEEEEEE
Hayamimimimi: …well… we pulled it off once?
/\magi: true
NotAGirlKirino: I should protest, but im really not feeling like it :)
KariYAHMAN: REVOLUTION RULEZZZZZZ
Shindou-excappie: I agree
SangoKeeper: fine then. Lets ask our revolution expert, shall we?
Hamanooooo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hamanooooo: TENMAAAAAAA
CaptainMatsukaze: …alright
CaptainMatsukaze: Lets go cause some trouble!
Hamanooooo: VICTORY IS MINE
!ch!no: oh god
Aoy^m^: sometimes I wonder if we're the only sane ones left
!ch!no: you really wonder that? Cuz I think I know the answer already
Aoy^m^: alright you win. We're the only sane ones left
!ch!no: B)
Raimon soccer club:
SkyGirlAoi: We're not coming to practice, I'm afraid
Shindou-excappie: why not?
SkyGirlAoi: we're… preoccupied
NotAGirlKirino: do tell
SkyGirlAoi: would you believe me if I said we're fighting an army of living carrots?
/\magi: seriously?
SkyGirlAoi: Yep
NotAGirlKirino: normally I'd say 'that's impossible' but I know us
KAGEHikaru: guys just saying
KAGEHikaru: if you don't want to get killed by walking carrots, there are two possible things to do: RUN OR FIGHT
/\magi: we can hear explosions, are these your carrots
KAGEHikaru: YES
KAGEHikaru: THEY'RE CLOSING IN TO THE SCHOOL DOORS
SamuraiRyouma: we're currently watching from the windows
Sidewinder: wait did they just
KAGEHikaru: kick open the school doors while the leader screamed 'RISE MY ORANGE FRIENDS!'
KAGEHikaru: yes, yes they did
Hamanooooo: oh gosh we've gotta see this, one moment we'll go find a window
KingofTrainsKurumada: OH MY GOD THEY HAVE WEAPONS
KAGEHikaru: correction they have marshmallows bUT ITS STILL TERRIFYING
NotAGirlKirino: oh my god
Hayamimimimi: O.O
Hamanooooo: WE'VE FOUND A WINDOW WHAT THE HECKS GOING ON DOWN THERE
KAGEHikaru: WE R FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES THATS WHAT
SangoKeeper: OH MY GOD GUYS WHAT DID YOU DO
Sidewinder: are those really marshmallows they look like they could kill someone 0.0
SkyGirlAoi: yes, yes they are
PhotoQueen: Aoi are you okay?
SkyGirlAoi: I am, but I can't say the same for Kariya
NotAGirlKirino: what happened to him
Aoy^m^: OH GOD I CAN SEE HIM
!ch!no: is he being carried by carrots?
CaptainMatsukaze: YES
CaptainMatsukaze: GUYS HELP
Shindou-excappie: how?!
CaptainMatsukaze: I DON'T KNOW
CaptainMatsukaze: DO SOMETHING
CaptainMatsukaze: BRING SOCCER BALLS THEY ARE OUR WEAPOSN
Hamanooooo: oh hey Tenma I can see you
Hayamimimimi: who is there standing back to back with you
SkyGirlAoi: I think its Tsurugi but I'm trying to see what theyre doing to Kariya
ManagerMidori: and?
NotAGirlKirino: are they going to kill him
SangoKeeper: is he okay?!
SkyGirlAoi: I think theyre using him as a hostage of sorts
SkyGirlAoi: wait now the leader's saying something
SamuraiRyouma: what
KingofTrainsKurumada: what is it saying
CaptainMatsukaze: they want to make the school their military base, I think
NotAGirlKirino: you think?
CaptainMatsukaze: hey I don't speak carrot
DinoKingShinsuke: you try to translate 'carroooootcarrotcarrotcaaaaarrot-we-of-the-carrots-caaaaaarrotcarrotcarrooooooot-destroy-you-filthy-caaaaaaarrooooooootcarrotcarcarrot' or something
PhotoQueen: they look cute
/\magi: …
ManagerMidori: only you, Akane, only you
Shindou-excappie: we've gathered our weapons but now we're surrounded
SangoKeeper: who is 'we'
Shindou-excappie: me, Hamano, Hayami, Aoyama, Ichino and Kirino
NotAGirlKirino: Sangoku what about you
SangoKeeper: we're going in to help Tenma and the others
KAGEHikaru: THANK YOU WE NEED IT
!ch!no: who exactly is we
SangoKeeper: Kurama, Kurumada, Nishiki and Amagi
SkyGirlAoi: where are Akane and Midori
ManagerMidori: I have a fan and the carrots are afraid of it
ManagerMidori: and Akane… is making pictures
PhotoQueen: they're cuuuuuute
SangoKeeper: Aoi what's your status
SKyGirlAoi: Shinsuke and Hikaru have saved Kariya
NotAGirlKirino: shame
SkyGirlAoi: Tsurugi and Tenma have teamed up and they're maniacally killing carrots
Hamanooooo: we're coming your way guys
Hamanooooo: HELP IS COMING HOLD ON
KariYAHMAN: THANK YOU GOD
NotAGirlKirino: aw, Kariya's still alive :(
Shindou-excappie: no Kirino, just… no
SangoKeeper: Kariya are you okay
KariYAHMAN: im covered in carrot and its gross
NotAGirlKirino: he can complain, hes fine
Aoy^m^: we have arrived at the battlefield
!ch!no: did you really just write that
SamuraiRyouma: THANK YOU I REALLY WANT TO BLAST THOSE BLASTED THINGS AWAY WITH MY KESHIN
PhotoQueen: can I keep one
ManagerMidori: AKANE NO
PhotoQueen: but it's cute and I named it Carrie
ManagerMidori: I swear, only you
Hayamimimimi: can we go back to the matter at hand, like, MURDEROUS CARROTS?!
Hamanooooo: well at least we're not bored today
DinoKingShinsuke: true
KariYAHMAN: I AM STILL COVERED IN MARSHMALLOW AND CARROTS THIS IS NOT FUN
Hamanooooo: I never said it was fun (it is though) just that today's not boring
SangoKeeper: Hamano, just drop it please
Hamanooooo: fiiiiiine
/\magi: how did this all start anyway
Shindou-excappie: how did what start?
/\magi: the battle against mutant carrots
KAGEHikaru: Tsurugi
DinoKingShinsuke: Tsurugi
KariYAHMAN: blame mister flamestriker
SkyGirlAoi: Tsurugi tried cooking
CaptainMatsukaze: Kyousuke is horrible in the kitchen
FlameStikerTsurugi: I'm not
CaptainMatsukaze: Kyou, you created mutant carrots
FlameStrikerTsurugi: …
CaptainMatsukaze: see my point?
FlameStrikerTsurugi: my cooking skills are amazing, thank you. Kariya's the one who put something in my ingredients
CaptainMatsukaze: is that so
CaptainMatsukaze: Kariya what do you have to say for yourself
KariYAHMAN: um… sorry?
KAGEHikaru: I RISKED MY LIFE TO SAVE YOU I SHOULDVE LEFT YOU WITH THE CARROTS
KariYAHMAN: IM SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME TO THE CARROTS
Shindou-excappie: …guys, remind me never to let Kariya and Tsurugi in my kitchen at the same time
NotAGirlKirino: noted
KariYAHMAN: wow guys i can just feel the love -_- thank you so much
NotAGirlKirino: you're welcome ;)
I have no idea where this came from. It was fun writing it, though XD If you have any more ideas for crazy conversations, I might write a part two of this!
Could you all guess who was who? I think I made the names pretty obvious~
One thing. To all Accidental Reverse readers: If you hadn't figured it out yet, I don't have an update schedule. Updates will come between 5 and 14 days!
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