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just a few quick words before presenting the cast list, unless you don't care in which case it's like 4 AM i don't blame you and you can probably see the list anyways, i doubt it's that far down your screen, but ANYWAYS
first off, thank you to everyone who submitted! while not every submission was exactly great, a pretty overwhelming majority of them were really good and honestly a pain to cut down to a proper cast size. bb and tobi can vouch for me on this one. the key is pikmin music.
second, i'm sorry it took this long to get this out here to begin with? i've been in an obnoxiously long slump from writing and it's taken a toll on, among other things, this as well, but fortunately/unfortunately (depending on your opinion) i'm not dead. this will not die. we are legion. cults.
third, there are no codes. don't bother looking.
without further ado, your poor, poor children
FEMALES
Rei Matsukaze - Ultimate Marksman (me)
Vivian Fawkes - Ultimate Patient (Barbacar)
Arara Inagaki - Ultimate Stock Investor (SanityRequiem)
Mikuru Kubota - Ultimate Speedrunner (Lupus Overkill)
Lilith Mary Tudor - Ultimate Comic Book Author (tobi-is-an-artist-too)
Mishelle Vela - Ultimate Ornithologist (irwegwert)
Noa Hatsuyuki - Ultimate Guitarist (mayurie)
Matomi Zekkai - Ultimate TV Editor (thefinalpamofficial)
MALES
Koromichi Takamoto - Ultimate Horror Author (me again)
Hakaru Kitanai - Ultimate Crime Scene Investigator (PainX65)
Mochiko Matchamisu - Ultimate Wagashi Artist (Prince PokePersona)
Dmitri Rudov - Ultimate Veterinarian (Ziggymia123)
Daiten Furuya - Ultimate Hibari Chef (RioA)
Jion Takara - Ultimate Blacksmith (Crimson Spider Lily)
Ali Abbasi - Ultimate Tour Guide (Abitat Eco)
Tsuyoshi Ozu - Ultimate Loan Shark (Orlando Butler)