Pidgeon: my parents bought my cat a Christmas stocking? We're Jewish?

Pidgeon: they said we can't force our religious beliefs on him? He's a CAT

Quizsnacc: iconic

Lance Mclance: Keith

Space Zuko: what

Lance McLance: I'll see you at 5pm tomorrow ;)

Space Zuko: the party starts at 8

Lance McLance: I know

Lance McLance: let's just say I have A LOT planned

Pidgeon: you sure are putting a lot of effort into this

Pidgeon: ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

The Hunk: Suspicious amount ot effort aside I'm really glad you've found a hobby buddy

Shirodone: Just don't spend too much, okay Lance? You're already in a lot of debt

Lance McLance: thanks dad

Shirodone: :/

Quzsnacc: I can't fucking believe Takashi used his first emote

Pidgeon: homly shit

Shirodone: I dont understand why this is a big deal?

Shirodone: also why am I dad

The Hulk: he didn't even use grammar in that last sentence

Lance McLance: I can't fuvking belieb

Shirodone: Language, guys

Space Zuko: this is why you're dad

Lance McLance: space dad

Coranic Mechanic: what is going on


I'll forever be salty about how the team treats Lance so I'm going to pretend they're actually supportive of my son.

Also the actual bet is going to happen in the next chapter I swear lol