Lance Mclance: hey what happened to keith's parents? He said smth went down with them but i was too chicken 2 ask

The Hunk: oh you and keith talk now huh [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

The Hunk: also idk why dontt you ask shiro

Lance Mclance: bc he likes you more? why dont you ask

Lance Mclance: pls

The Hunk: flattery will get you nowhere

The Hunk: jk i texted him as soon as you said that

Lance Mclance: ty

Lance Mclance: change your name back to incredible hunk already

The Hunk: (◡‿◡✿)

The Hunk: so apparently keith's mom disappeared and his dad was a firefighter and died putting out their house that caught when baby keith left the stove on

Lance Mclance: oh damn that's rough

The Hunk: ye poor keith :/

The Hunk: i gotta ask why you're suddenly so interested tho

The Hunk: your read receipts are off so idk if you're ignoring me or just busy

Lance Mclance: ✓ seen 16:31

The Hunk: WOW

Lance Mclance: allura

Quizsnacc: ya

Lance Mclance: I think I might have a crush on keith

Quizsnacc: is this supposed to be news to me

Lance Mclance: yes!

Quizsnacc: Lance subtlety is not your thing. Remember how you had the hots for me

Lance Mclance: I didn't know you knew that

Quizsnacc: ydhtshfdggh

Quizsnacc: me and everyone else

Lance Mclance: do you think keith knows?

Quizsnacc: nah he's just as dense as you are

Lance Mclance: are you sure tho

Quizsnacc: ya you're two halves of a whole idiot

Lance Mclance: anyways I appreciate that we can still be friends even though I made a total ass of myself when I had a thing for you

Quizsnacc: you always make an ass of yourself

Lance Mclance: wow

Quizsnacc: but seriously me too not everyone takes rejection well and I'm glad we're still friends

Lance Mclance: :")

Space Zuko: how do I know if I have a crush on someone

Pigeon: that's easy

Pidgeon: you have a crush on lance and literally everyone knows it except you two

Space Zuko: damn

Pigeon: I mean I know the semantics

Pigeon: you think about them a lot and everything they do is cute even if it's gross. Also you get really excited to talk to them

Space Zuko: you're right. I have a crush on Lance

Pigeon: duh