Law walked up behind Sanji as he was washing the dishes after everyone left.
"You're captain is a pain in the ass."
"You just now noticing?" Sanji said sarcastically. "Na, he's just Luffy... Got a bit of a one track mind... sleep, eat, fight, eat some more, eat meat, eat... did I mention eat?
"Like five times."
"When he's not serious anyway."
"Is he ever?"
"He has his moments."
"I find that hard to believe."
"Just wait. The second he needs to be serious is the second he gets serious."
"I'll believe it when I see it," Law chuckled. "You finished with those yet?"
"Depending on why you're asking."
Law took the plate Sanji had just rinsed off and sat it on the counter. "I think you know. I let you be until after breakfast... and lunch." Law placed his hands on Sanji's hips and pulled him closer. "No one's in here..." he said nuzzling Sanji's neck.
"I need to put the dishes away."
"I'll do it, Sanji."
"Robin-chan! W-wha~"
"I knew you were doing dishes and I saw Tra-guy come in. So I thought I'd help," Robin smiled as hands grew out of the top and front of the counter as well as the floor and walls. A few more held open the cupboard while the ones on the counter began grabbing bishes and passing them to the next hand. "Don't mind them. I'll be on the deck." She said and left the kitchen, locking the door behind her.
"Well, that's handy," Law said watching the hands as they put the dishes away. "Eh, no pun intended," he said turning back to Sanji.
Sanji rolled his eyes as Law spun him around. Sanji placed his hands on the counter and leaned back against it as Law's lips meant his. Like the night before Sanji closed his eyes tightly so he didn't have to see.
Law sighed. He reached up to take off Sanji's tye.
"That better?"He said using it to blindfold Sanji.
"No!" Sanji said as images of a dark room with iron bars flashed through his mind. "It's going to get wrinkles!"
Law chuckled as he took the tye off his head, "that's what you're worried about?"
Sanji looked down at his feet, "no... It's stupid and not important."
"You sure?" Law said worried.
"Yeah. Just hurry and get it out of your system already."
"That's going to take awhile. We got a few hours till diner... And after that we got until we get to Dressrosa tomorrow."
Sanji groaned.
"Don't complain. You're the one who agreed to this," Law said before lifting Sanji onto the counter.
"Can I complain about people sitting where food goes?"
Law thought for a moment, ... but only because it's you're kitchen." He then picked Sanji up and carried him to the bench.
"I-i can walk," Sanji said, his face turning a faint tint of red.
"I told you not to be walking on that leg, and so did Chopper," he replied setting Sanji in the bench. "You're going to be on it a lot tomorrow, at Dressrosa. Not to mention there's a good chance they'll be a fight tomorrow."
"If I promise to stay off of it for the rest of the day, unless I need to be on it, will you shut up about it?"
"I'll think about it," Law replied with a smirk. "Depends on how well you behave," he said placing a hand on Sanji's chest. He removed Sanji's jacket and unbuttoned the first three button of his shirt.
"D-do you have to keep doing that?" Sanji asked when Laws lips touched his collarbone.
"Doing what?" Law replied not bothering to look at him.
"T-taking my shirt off... Someon~ Ow! What was that for?!" Sanji said when Law bit his neck.
"I told you you weren't aloud to say things like someone could come in or someone could see. Besides, Robin locked the door when she left and she already knows. So if she uses her powers for what ever reason it's not going to matter much."
"It matters to me!"
"You act like I took your shirt all the way of."
"Might as well have," Sanji made the mistacke of muttering.
Law got a gleam in his eye that Sanji didn't like. "Is that so?"
"N-n-no, th-that's not what I ment."
Law grabbed Kikoku, which was conveniently laying against the wall next to the bench. He held up one hand, "Room. Shambles." Kikoku vanished from Laws hand and reappeared laying across the counter.
"W-what are you doing?!"
Law grinned, leaned in and kissed Sanji as he took the knife that was know in his hand to cut the buttons of Sanji's shirt, simply unbuttoning them would have taken to long.
Sanji pushed Law away. "These shirts aren't cheep!"
"That would be why I used my Devil Fruit. The buttons will go back on without having to sew them."
"Don't be using my~"
Law cut him off as he slid his tongue into Sanji's mouth. He tossed Sanji's shirt aside and lifted the blond up, wrapping his legs around his waist. Doing this forced Sanji to have to, unwillingly, wrap his arms around Law's neck so he didn't fall backwards.
"No~" Sanji tried to talk between kisses but Law wouldn't allow it.
"Zoro! Have you seen Sanji?!" Luffy asked as he, Usopp, and Chopper ran up to the swordsman.
"I haven't seen that Shitty Cook sense lunch."
"Brook! Do you know where Sanji is?!"
"I don't, but I can keep an eye out for him... well I would but I don't have eyes, Yohoho!"
The three walked away, disappointedly.
"He's busy. What do you three need him for?" Robin asked as she and Nami sat in the beach chairs, sunbathing.
"Awww, we wanted to see if he would play 'Hide, Seek, Snack' with us," Luffy pouted.
"What the hell is that?!" Nami asked, tilting her sunglasses to see the three boys better.
"It's really simple," Usopp said.
"Sanji makes us cotton candy and hides it."
"Don't be stupid, Chopper! Sanji will make us meat and hide it! Then we'll seek it out and whoever finds it makes it their snack! Of course they'll be more then just one piece of meat hidden."
"But I want cotton candy!"
"Meat!"
"Cotton candy!"
"I'm the captain and I say meat!"
"Sanji-San would never play that game!" Nami said. "He'd be worried about you not finding it and then have to throw it away... or force moldy meat down your throat."
"Knowing Sanji, it would be the second one," Robin chuckled.
"That's gross!" Usopp said making a disgusted face.
Luffy just laughed, "Sanji would do that!"
"Then again, Sanji has admitted to feeding all the rotten and moldy food to the guys," Nami said thoughtfully. "So if he was serious he's already done it"
"Has he really?" Robin said.
"Mmhmm. It was before you and Chopper joined the crew."
"Bro, that's super disgusting," Franky said looking up from a contraption he'd been working on.
"But very Sanji, Yohoho."
