"We are now docking in Redopolis city. Please remember your belongings when you depart" said the captain. ""Hey Arceus, thanks for doing this again" Ash said before kissing her. "No problem Ash" said Arceus. When they got off the boat, there was a surprise waiting for them. "Wait. Gary and Suicune? What are you two doing in the rainbow region?" Ash asked them. "It turns out, that we were the second lucky callers" said Gary. "Do you two want to travel with us?" Arceus. "Why not?" said Suicune.
When they got to Professor Hans` lab, To say the professor was surprised to see two gods at his door would be an understatement. "Ash and Arceus! Please come in!" said Hans. When they were inside, The professor ran over to a dashboard. when he pressed a button, claws shot down from the ceiling and grabbed them. "Hey! Let us go!" said Arceus. ""HELL NO" shouted the evil professor. "Two once in a lifetime pokemon walk right up to my doorstep, and think I`ll just let them go?" "Unless you want us to call the rangers on you, you will" said Ash. "Ha! I`m not like Oak! i am prepared for any of your tricks" said Hans. "ICE BEAM" shouted Gary as he frose The claws. "GIGA IMPACT" shouted Suicune assshe smashed the controls. When she did this they exploded, realeaseing tons of smoke which blinded the professor. Then Ash and Arceus broke out of the claws and the four ran away from the lab as fast as they could.
When the smoke cleared out of the lab, the professor contacted all the trainers in the region. "Hello? Yes, I have a favor to ask. Four pokemon discussed as humans just broke out of my lab. I`m sending you each modified dark balls which will have a chance of catching anything" the professor told them.
Back with our heroes, they had just met with a group of pokemon. "Welcome Ash,Arceus, Suicune, and Gary. We would be honored to fight for you" said the leader. "Go pokeball!" the four shouted as they each threw a poke ball which did`nt even need to shake once before they were caught.
Farther down the road, they were unlucky enough to meat up with a trainer. "Hey I challenge you to a battle" said the trainer to ash. "Go, Garados" shouted the trainer. Ash just changed form and shot the dragon with an Ice Beam. When our heroes had turned there backs the trainer threw the Dark Balls at them. "What was th-" started Ash before they were pulled into the pokeballs.
Ash was floating in a dark void. "Where are we?" asked Gary. "Oh no! Not this again!" said Suicune. "Suicune? you have been here before?" Ash asked. "Yes, were inside of Dark balls!" cried Suicune "we can't let these things catch us!" hearing this, Ash been launching Judgement attacks repeatedly.
With a loud popping sound, they all broke out of the dark pokeballs. the trainer who had tried to catch them just stood there trembling. "So, you think we havent felt with these toys before?" growled Ash. Suicune then walked over to the trainer. "DO YOU EVEN REALISE WHAT THOSE POKEBALLS DO TO US?" she shouted. the trainer rapidly shook his head. "Those things will brainwash anything caught by them into a dark mindless evil version of themselves!" said Ash. "And used just one of them signifies that you are a part of Team Rocket" Arceus said.
The trainer was now crying. "Please, Im sorry! The professor didn't tell us about them. Have mercy!"
"If you promise to never use them again, we will spare you this once" said Ash. "I promise!" said the trainer. "also, The professor gave out those Dark Balls to all the trainers in the region."
Ash thanked him for the info, and went on his way. Farther down the route, the group entered a forest. "Welcome to Portal Forest" ash read on a sign "The gateway to all other worlds." As they made their way through the forest, they noticed many rings that expanded if you got near them.
They then saw an friend that wasn`t there at their last meeting. "Hoopa! Where have you been?" called Ash as the little legendary flew over to them. "HeHe! Sorry about the absence, it takes time for me to get from one world to another" said the tricky pokemon. "Well at least try to have a better record" sighed Arceus.
Eventually, the group came to the edge of the forest. The next town was right down the road. "According to the map, we`re now entering Orange Tree City" said Gary. Obviously, the city was full of orange trees. "Rainbow Tarts?" asked ash when he walked up to a shop. "It says here, that this is the region`s best dessert. And what`s more, they only sell them at !2:00 A.M." said Gary. But Ash was already inside. "hello, I would like to buy a Rainbow Tart please" Ash asked. "You are lucky, there is only one tart cut for four people left" said the cashier. "I`ll take it!" said Ash. "That would be…" started the cashier. "Oh Ash, is that you?" said a voice. "Hey, Cynthia. Funny meeting you here" said Ash. "Well, I do own the place" she said. "What about your job as a champion?" asked Ash. "Well, this one trainer beat me in the Sinnoh League. So I opened a new business" said the former champion. "What about you, Ash?" "well it`s a pretty long story. Let me just make my purchase and my friends and I can tell you about it" said Ash.
"And thats pretty much it" said ash as the group finished the tart. "So let me get this strait. Oak is part of Team Rocket, you got betrayed and almost killed by your brainwashed friends, became a god, saved those friends, got shrunk kidnaped and studied, turned Gary into a pokemon, hooked him up with a legend, arrested Oak and Giovani, won a free trip to this region, almost got caught a second time, Almost lost your free will to a Dark Ball, and live with legendary pokemon?!" asked Cynthia. "Well, yes" the four of them said as if this was nothing unusual. "It was nice catching up with you" said Ash.
When they got out of the city it was night. "This looks like a good place to set up camp" said Gary. once the camp was ready, Ash and Arceus went into their tent. "Ash do you want to do it?" asked Arceus. "what about the others?" asked Ash. "I can make a sound proof barrier" she answered.
Arceus stroked Ash`s member until it was at it`s full length. Then she began to suck on it. eventually, she swallowed it. "Arceus I`m about to cum" panted Ash. When she released his tool, it started to spray cum all over her face. "Thanks dear, sow it`s your turn" Ash pulled her nightgown up and began by sucking on Arceus` left nipple while caressing her right one. "Ash, your so good at this" moaned Arceus as he switched from her nipples to rubbing her moist entrance. "Ash, just put it in me already!" said Arceus. Ash wasen`t about to deny her what she wanted. As his thrusts into her became more rapid, she tightened up around him. "Arceus, Its coming out" he said as he painted her inner walls white. After they finished, Ash and Arceus fell asleep together.
When morning came, Ash and Arceus changed into their cloths. Once out side, they saw Gary and Suicune were cooking breakfast. "well look who finally decided to show there faces" said Gary. "You two realize that we have no intent on feeding either of you until you have finished packing up that tent you slept in" said Suicune. "But you haven't packed yours up" complained Ash. "Actually honey, they did" said Arceus looking at the spot where the other tent was. "OK, fine!" grumbled Ash.
As ash and Arceus walked over to their tent Arceus said, "remember that the two of us know psychic".
Ash then smiled. "Finished Gary" called Ash. "No way. That took only 2 minuets!" said Gary. "Psychic" they said. "OK, your food is right over there" said Suicune.
After they had finished eating, our heroes continued along the route. They also came across three separate trainers who were promptly beaten. And when they tried to catch them, one of the following happened: Suicune used Ice Beam on the Dark Balls, Ash caught them on the fly with a Psychic, Arceus shot the balls with a Magnet Bomb, or Gary used Barrier to block them.
After they were about halfway through the route, they decided to go swiming in a river. this proved to be a terrible idea because when they were in the middle of the river, Suicune accedently shot an Icey Wind across the water. They ended up having to thaw their way out by calling Moltress from her island which turned out to be closer than originally thought.
Finally they got to Yellowsun City. They had to Work at a restaurant because Raquaza was flying by, and decided to be a son of a mother fucking asshole. He played a prank on the group and blew Ash`s credit card out of his hand. When ash left to chase after it, the bill came. and since ash was the only one who had any money, they had to work the meal off.
once ash got his card back, he saw that he was in front of a free to watch tournament. Being the dense trainer he was, he got side tracked and went to watch the ENTIRE THING. When his friends finally found him watching the award ceremony, They dragged him off to an old warehouse.
"Hahahahaha, sorry about that guys" ash said as they backed him against a wall. "do you know what we had to do to pay for that meal?" asked Gary. "no" ash answered. "WE HAD TO WASH FUCKING DISHES!" shouted Suicune. "Arceus, please save me!" screamed ash as Gary and Suicune took turns beating the life out of Ash. "Get me a neckless for my Jewel Of Life and you got yourself a deal" replied Arceus. "FINE JUST HELP ME" he cried.
For the rest of the day, Ash and Arceus were walking from store to store trying to find the perfect neckless for her jewel. At around the 15 store they visited, Ash realized that Arceus was able to shrink the orb. all she said when he told her this was "Oh right."
When the two of them met up with Gary, he and Suicune had somehow rented the four of them a hotel room. "Gary, how did you pay for the room without a credit card?" Ash asked. "Well Ash, for one thing, being a pokemon professor as well as the grandchild of a world famous professor has it`s perks" Remember Gary, we don't talk about that man anymore" whispered Ash creepily. "ash you are scaring me" said Gary. "THEN QUIT TALKING ABOUT THAT DOUBLE CROSSER" shouted Ash and Arceus.
After the group left the city, they met up with Jessie, James, and Meowth. "Hey look guys, it`s the
Team Rocket Trauma Trio of Trouble. "Oh, helo Ash and Gary. they said when they saw them. "Wait, aren't you going to do that whole motto of yours?" asked Ash. "Actually, with the Boss in jail we decided to become Trainers" said Meowth. "So, we herd about you from professor Oak before he got arrested. It`s an honor to meet you Arceus" said Jessie.
"You do know that Gary, Suicune, and myself are all legendary pokemon as well" Ash said. "So you are legends too? Thats cool" said James. "Oh and Suicune, we are sorry about that incident. To be honest, we didn't even know about the Dark Balls existence until after the fact" said Meowth. "Also, we still have the device used to detonate any Dark Balls within the same region as the user" said Jessie handing suicune a remote like device. "Just press the red button and every single Dark Ball in this region will self destruct" said James. When Suicune passed said button, A soft explosion was herd. Not five seconds later a trainer came falling from the sky. "Wow, those things give some good distance!" said Meowth. "At least it wasen`t us this time" said James.
once they waved goodbye to the three former Rockets, our heroes went on their way. Eventually, they came to a giant bridge. "Greengrate Bridge" said Gary. "I see why they call it that" said Arceus.
"Well, we won't get any closer to the next city by just standing here" said Ash. "Ash, remember to beware of Spearows" said Gary.
About halfway across the bridge, the group faced off against the same exact flock of pokemon that attacked Ash on his first day. "Here we go again…Pikachu?" Ash said as the electric mouse hopped out of Gary`s backpack. "Did someone mention those flying bastards?" asked Pikachu. "Yep, there they are buddy" said Ash. "i got this!" said Pikachu as he tazed them with a thunder. "Well that was ironic" said Pikachu as they were walking off the other end of the bridge. "And our pain fells chronic" said Ash.
"Anyways, why were you in Gary`s backpack?" asked Ash. "Does THIS answer your question?" asked Gary holding an empty bottle of ketchup labeled 'Gary`s delicious sause'. "Well, You live with a Ketchup addict. What do you expect would happen?" asked Pikachu.
"Guys, we made it to Bluewater City. it says there`s a great hotel nearby" said Gary as they entered the city. "You mean that one over there?" asked Suicune. "Yes" said Gary. After they checked in, everyone went right to sleep.
The next morning, Our heroes left the city and stopped by Indigo Lake. This time Suicune did not go swimming. "Hey Ash" said Pikachu Why can't you take a bath in the woods?" "I have no Idea" answered Ash. "because the wild pokemon might pikachu!" answered Pikachu.
"Pikachu?" asked Suicune "do the world a favor. Don't ever tell that joke again" "But it`s funny" said Pkachu. "NO!" shouted Ash and Arceus. When everyone was back on the road, They heard laughing. They followed the laughter and saw Raquaza. "Dude, whats so funny?" Ash asked. "Just the prank I pulled on you awhile back" said the green dragon. "Wait, what prank are you talking about?" asked Arceus. "When I blew your credit card out of your hand right before the bill came" said Raquaza. "Raquaza, Get your tail back to the hall of origin this instant!" shouted Ash.
After he flew off, the group continued on their way. Soon they came to a clearing. "What the hell is going on here?" asked Ash. "Hey you guys, we could use a little help here!" shouted a Ranger. "sure thing!" answered Ash as he, Arceus, Gary, and Suicune turned into his pokemon form. "Dude, Look!"said one man who was wearing a black suit. "Boss, try the Gigaremo unit!" said another man in black.
(For those of you who have played the game 'Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almayoushould recognize them as Team Dim Sun. otherwise go and play the game. they use machines called Gigaremos to force pokemon in the area to obey them. Only pre-captured pokemon are not affected by the machines. The machines also cause pain to the affected pokemon but can be destroyed with the correct pokemon move depending on it`s color)
"Oh no!" said the ranger. "If they turn that machine on it will hypnotize you! CAPTURE ON!" he shouted as he took out a device which had a spinning top like thing attached to it. The device then launched the top out of it and it began circling Ash`s group. ""Guys don't attack the device. It won't hurt you" said Ash. "Just stand still and let it happen." the ranger started waving the device in circles before stoping and saying, "capture complete."
Just then, the machine started making an erie noise. then a group go wild pokemon walked toward them. they looked as if they were in great pain. "Well, it`s a shame that we didn't affect the legendarys, but as long as we have this unit all other pokemon will do exactly what we say" said one of the men in black. "Who do you think you are?" shouted Arceus. "We`re Team Dim Sun!" shouted the two men. "Attack the ranger!" one said. The wild pokemon began to walk towards the ranger while powering up their attacks.