"Ash, do you have any way to get more money?" asked Arceus. "There is a place that makes statues of Pokemon. They offer great pay for models" answered Ash. "Well, let's go then" said Arceus. When they got there, they were led into a room that didn't look anything like a studio. "Got you now!" said a voice. Just then, the two Pokemon were shot with tranquilizer darts and shrunk. The last thing they herd was, "Nice work Hans."
When they woke up, they were in a fimiliar room. "Where the hell are we?" asked Arceus. "Hello, again"said Oak. "Why are you here? I thought that you were in jail" said Ash. "We escaped" said Oak. "So what do you want to do to us this time?" asked Arceus. "Well, being alone all the time can be kind of boring, so we decided to make the two of you into our temporary pets!" explained Hans.
"So, no testing?" asked Ash. "Not this time" said Oak. "Let me get this strait. The two of you got lonely, so you thought 'Hey, why don't we turn the Pokemon gods into pets to keep us company'. Then you trapped us, shrank us, and are now acting all 'I'm a goodie little two shoes'?" asked Ash. "That's what I said isn't it?" asked Oak. "Fine, we'll play along" said Arceus.
"Good, now please follow us to the living area" said Hans. When Ash and Arceus saw the place that they would be staying in, they were surprised to find two pet beds, two bowls of food, two bowls of water, and pet doors installed on every door in the house. "Wow, the two of you really wanted company, didn't you" said Arceus.
Ash and Arceus awoke to the smell of pancakes. "Alright! Pancakes! My favorite!" said Ash.
"Dear, I don't think those are for us" said Arceus. "What makes you say that?" asked Ash. "We are going to be treated like pets, remember?" asked Arceus. "Oh. Right" said Ash.
"Good morning Ash, Arceus. Your food is in your bowls" said "Hans. "Wow, really taking this whole 'turn the rulers of the Pokeverse into your house pets' thing seariously aren't you?" asked Arceus.
"Hey Arceus, this is actually pretty good" said Ash as he began to eat. "We, as professors, always try to make life happy for Pokemon" said Oak. "Ash? Is it really that good?" asked Arceus. "Yes, it is" answered Ash. "OK, I'll try it" said Arceus.
"If you two liked that, then you'll love what we have planned next" said Oak. After they were finished eating, they all went into the next room. "So while I was out walking last night, I saw this ad for this new pokebrush. It garenteed that any and all Pokemon would love it" said Hans.
"So, you want to brush us?" asked ash. "Um yes" said Oak. "Ash, I actually want to see how this plays out" Arceus said walking over to the professor and laying down. "Ok, you may start now" she said.
"See? This is'nt that bad is it?" asked Oak. Arceus was making a soft purring noise as she was brushed. "Ash, you really might like this" she said. "Well, if you can't beat em, join em" said Ash as he reluctantly walked over to them and layed down.
"Oak, do you mind if we called some of the other legends over?" asked Arceus. "Wouldn't they attack us on sight?" Oak asked. "Don't worry, if they see us with you they won't even think about it" Ash said sleepily. "Well, OK then. Just as long as we don't get roasted, toasted, or eaten" said Hans.
"I'll port them here right away" said Arceus. In a flash of light Raquaza, Keldeo, Enti, and Lugia were standing in front of them. But they were all the same size as Ash and Arceus.
"Ash, Arceus? Why did you call us?" asked Enti. "I think the better question is, why are you with them?" asked Keldeo. "Well guys, oak has been let out of jail because he has a job to do. He talked with Hans from the Rainbow Region and they decided that they were lonely. So the two of them convinced us to play as their pets and we decided that it was actually kind of enjoyable. We then decided that you should try it" Arceus said.
"So you want us to play pets for the two professors?" asked Raquaza. "Pretty much" said Ash. "Well, if the creator of the universe and the chosen one say we have to, then I guess we do" said Keldeo as he walked over and sat next to Ash.
"Hey, you were right this does feel kind of nice" said Keldeo as the professor started to brush him. "Ash, Arceus I do hope that we could get back on good terms with each other someday" said Oak. "Professor, why did you even make my friends betray me in the first place?" asked Ash. "Well, the truth of the matter is that when you were in Unova, your Pokemon were constantly playing pranks on me. I had asked them why they were doing that and bulbasuar had said that you told them to. Later, I realized that they were lying so I decided to try to make it up to you. The only problem was that I needed money at the time so the only person I was able to turn to was Giovani. He figured this out and then forced me to work for him to get the cash" said Oak apolageticly.
"It's OK professor, but you do know that we have an entire vault of money in the Hall of Origin" said Ash. "I'm just not sure that everyone else will understand so easily." "By the way, Gary is now a new legendary Pokemon and he is in love with Suicune" Arceus said.
"How did this happen?" asked Oak. "Well, remember how that weard Pokemon came flying into your window after you had kidnapped us the first time?" asked Ash. "Well that was us getting back at Gary for calling us 'cute'" answered Arceus.
It was bath day. "Ash, Arceus, Keldeo, Rayqaza, Enti, Lugia! Bath day" shouted Oak. All the legends except Enti walked in to the bathroom. "Ash, where's Enti?" asked Lugia. "When he heard the word bath, he ran off to hide" Ash told her. "Just get in the tub" sighed Hans.
Arceus sighed in bliss as Oak stroked her fur. "Ash, this feels so nice. Why don't you join me?" asked Arceus as she pulled him over to her. "Arceus Ash, your covered in bubbles!" laughed Keldeo. "Hey Keldeo, don't look now but it's your turn next" said Raquaza as Hans poured soap over him. HEY, WHAT THE… haaaaaa" moaned Keldeo as his fur was lathered up. "Now who's covered in suds?" asked Ash.
When they were finished being dried, Ash, Arceus and Keldeo looked like cotton balls. "Hey professor, could you brush down my furr?" asked Keldeo. "Sure, Ash Arceus what about you two?" asked Oak. "No thanks, Arceus and I feel nice and warm like this" answered Ash.
"Hey Arceus, do you want to cuddle?" asked Ash. "Sure!" she said as they walked over to their beds. "Arceus, you look so cute like this" said Ash. "Your so soft." "So are you"said Arceus. Ash then pecked her on her cheek. Arceus looked at him and blushed.
"NOOOOOOO! I HATE WATER!" shrieked Enti as Oak and Hans literally dragged the fire dog into the bathroom. "Enti, it's enevitable. Stop struggling and take it like a pokeman!" grunted Oak. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" said Enti. "This would be over already if you would just cooperate!" Hans said as the two professors lowered him into the tub.
[THE FOLLOWING SERIES OF EVENTS ARE CENSORED! BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT! EVEN IF WE DID SHOW, WE WOULD BE KICKED FROM THE SITE!]
"That was a nightmare!" said Enti as he walked out of the bathroom. "You could have made it much easier if you didn't keep struggling" Said Hans.
"Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!" said the tv. "Hey Ash, why are you watching Pokemon-Indigo League? It makes you look stupid" asked Arceus. "Well, would you rather watch Pokemon-Arceus and the Jewel of Life?" countered Ash.
"ME NO! They made me a guy, told everyone that I was killed by a human, and made me look like a rampaging crazed lunatic!" said Arceus. "I thought we agreed to forget about Damos The Dickbag" Ash said.
"Well we definatly aren't watching Pokemon-Mew vs Mewtwo" said Arceus. "The last time we played that movie, Mewtwo went after all of Team Rocket" Ash said. "I still want to burn the Iron Masked Merauder for that Dark Ball fiasco" said Enti walking in. "Garatina promissed us that if we played his movie he would send everyone on Earth to the Reverse World.
"Darkrai told us if we ever played a clip from his movie, we would all have nightmares" said Keldeo. "Hey! Why don't we play my movie? He asked. "Because I know jack shit about it!" said Terminal as he appeared in the tv. "Who are you?" asked Ash. "All will be revealed in due time Ash" said Terminal before disappearing again.
"Well, I think we all agree on one thing" said Raquaza as he flew in. "Our movies make each of us look like fools."
"Well, it's been fun, but we have to go now professor" said Ash. "Well, we'll see you soon" said Oak. Then Arceus oppened a portal to the Hall of Origins. "It's nice to be back here" said Arceus as she oppened the doors to the hall.
"Well well well. If it Isn't the heroes Ash and Arceus" said a familiar voice. "We're are you!?" asked Arceus. "That's how you treat the one who has got the two of you together? You do realize that you have seen me just reacently" said the voice. "Then show yourself now!"
said Ash.
"If you insist" said the voice. Then a human like Arceus appeared. "It's you!" said Ash and Arceus. "The name is Terminal. I have been the puppet master behind everything since the betrayal. Now that you know of me, I'll erase any and all signs of me existing. But I will tell you that your story is far from over" said Terminal. "CHAOS CONTROL!" he shouted holding a strange glowing jewel. Then he disappeared and so did the events of this chapter since they first herd him.
[I bet that you were surprised to see me make an appearance so soon. Well what I said is the truth. Ash and Arceus' adventures have only just begun. And one other thing… SCREW THE FORTH WALL!]