"Roar of Time!" Dialga shouted as the trainer ran our of the hall. Some trainer had gotten hold of the azure flute and had tried to fight Ash and Arceus. "Dialga the trainer is…" began Ash, but he was stopped as Arceus pushed him out of the way of the attack. "ARCEUS!" shouted Ash as the beam hit her.
"Dialga! You just killed Arceus!" said palkia. "Well actually, there's some good news and some bad news. The good news is that she is not dead, just made younger. The bad news is that any Pokemon of the same species as the Pokemon that got hit will also receive the effects" said Dialga.
"Dialga, what the fuck did you do to me?" Arceus shouted from the floor. "Wait, if ash is an arceus as well… OH FUCK!" said Garatina as Ash and Arceus began to shrink. When they stopped, they were 6 year olds. "Dialga, if we were still level 100, we would both Judgement your ass into next year!" Ash said.
"Ok, so who's going to be taking care of these two?" asked Enti as he walked in. "Guys, we are perfectly able to take care of each other" said Arceus. "This is going to be a very awkward few months" said Palkia. "Arceus, follow me" said Ash as he walked away.
Ash and Arceus walked into their room. "Ash, why are we here?" asked Arceus. "Well, there was a weird deal at Hatchlings 'R' Us, they were giving out 20 free poke balls to whoever bought 4 packs of diapers. So I wasn't about to pass up free poke balls and went ahead and took the deal" Ash explained while blushing. "Dear, did you know this would happen?" asked Arceus.
"So get this. I found a letter in front of the garden gate mentioning that Dialga would mislaunch Roar of Time. The weirdest thing was, the letter was signed 'a higher power'" said Ash. "So let me get this straight, some strange deity sent us a warning and you can't even tell who I it is?" asked Arceus as as Ash was getting out a pack of diapers. "Yep!" said Ash as he pulled two thick ones out and handed one to Arceus.
"Things can't get any weirder" said Arceus. "Just put it on" groaned Ash. "And now I stand corected" said Arceus as she put on the thick white diaper. Arceus walked over to the mirror. "This is so embarising" she said. "Would you rather have to clean up after yourself because of an accident?" asked Ash. "Fine. Actually, this kind of feels nice" said Arceus as she looked at herself and blushed. "I think I know what you mean" said Ash as he walked up next to her.
"I had forgotten what it felt like to be a kid" Arceus said. "Might as well have fun while we're like this" Ash said. "I agree" answered Arceus as she climbed onto the bed. Ash followed suit. "Good night Ash" she said. "Good night Arceus" said Ash.
The next morning, when Ash and Arceus walked into the kitchen, they were surprised to find Delia waiting for them. "Mom? Why are you here?" asked Ash. "Well, Mew came over and told me what went down so I decided to be a good mother and raise the two of you" she answered as she picked up Ash and Arceus and put them in highchairs.
"MEW!" shouted Arceus. "What?" she asked as she flew in. "You are so grounded!" said Ash. "Sorry, but I don't think you have the athority to do that" she said. "Hey, we may be kids again, but we are still gods!" said Ash.
"Arceus, open up" said Delia. "Why should I-mmmmph!" said Arceus as a bottle was put in her mouth. Arceus began to suckle on the bottle. "Do you like it? I put sugar into your milk" said Delia. Arceus nodded. "Hey, What about me?" asked Ash. "Wait your turn Ash" said Delia. Soon, Arceus finished her bottle.
"OK Ash, your turn" said Delia. Wanting what Arceus had liked so much, he quickly opened his mouth. Delia then put another bottle in his mouth. Ash then greedily sucked down his milk.
When he finished, Delia picked up Ash and Arceus and smiled as the two Pokemon let out a cute burp. "See? I did have a good idea" said Mew as she flew over levitating a big toy chest. "Mew, where did you get that?" asked Ash. "Ash, you know that Keldeo, Celebi, Manaphy, Victini, Shaymin, and I are kids. Obviously, we would have a box of toys to play with" she said.
"Why don't the two of you go and play with Mew and her friends?" asked Delia. "Ok mom" said Ash. "Keldeo, Victini, Celebi, Shaymin! Can you come here?" called Mew. When the four Pokemon arived, Mew told them about the situation.
"So Dialga has turned Ash and Arceus into hatchlings? Priceless!" said Shaymin. "Oh, would you put a cork in it Shay" complained Victini. "I for one think they look cute!" Said Celebi. "So Mew, why did you call us?" asked Keldeo.
"Well, I figured we could go and try out our new pool toys" said Mew. "Hey, why didn't anyone tell me we had a pool?" said Ash. "We tried, but you and Arceus were always out on one of your crazy adventure' training, or just plain out buisy" said Shaymin.
When they got to the heated pool, Mew went into a storage bin and brought out flippers, goggles, snorkels, water guns, diving sticks, plastic torpedos, floaties, balls, a floating basket ball hoop, and inter tubes.
After the everyone had gotten into the water, they began to play freeze tag. The only problem was that they were tagging each other with Ice Beams. "Isn't this a bit dangerous?" asked Shaymin. "You would think that since you are a grass type" said Ash.
"Eventually, everyone except for Shaymin who was sunbathing, and Arceus who was 'it' were floating in blocks of ice. "That was fun. Flamethrower!" said Arceus as she thawed out the frozen Pokemon.
Soon after, it was time for bed. Ash and Arceus each put on a diaper and said good night to each other. The next morning, Arceus and Ash woke up and found out that they had wet themselves over night.
Arceus then began to cry. "I'm just so embarrassed, Ash" she sobbed. "Tell me about it" answered Ash. "I'll get my mom to clean us up. MOM!" "Soon Delia walked into the room. "What's the matter Ashy?" she asked. "Mom, we both had accidents last night" answered Ash.
"Don't worry,I will take care of it. Go into the bathroom and wait for me" said Delia.
After she was done checking the sheets, she went into the bathroom and took off the wet diapers. Then she put the two little Pokemon into the tub and turned on the warm water. Once the water level was up to the base of their necks, she turned off the faucet. After that she poured bubble bath into the water before washing them.
Arceus sighed and hugged Ash while they were being cleaned. "Arceus, are you feeling better now?" asked Ash. "Um, yes I think so" she said while Delia poured soap over them. Then Delia got a brush and started cleaning their fur.
"Thad feels really good, mom" said Ash. "I'm glad sweetie" said Delia. When she was done with their fur, she got a washcloth and one at a time, picked up Ash and Arceus and wiped their privets. "Really, mom?" asked Ash. "Would you rather get a rash?" she asked. "Fine" groaned Ash and Arceus as she put them back in the water and began to rinse off their fur.
After they were dried off, Delia put a red bow on Arceus and a ribbon around Ash's neck. The two Pokemon walked to the mirror and looked at themselves then thanked Delia. After she left the room to make their bottles, Ash looked at Arceus. "That bow looks really nice on you, Arceus" said Ash causing her to blush. "And you look good with that ribbon around your neck too, Ash" said Arceus making Ash blush in return.
The two of them then went to the kitchen and drank their bottles. Right after they finished, they herd Brock, Barry, drew, trip, cilan, and Mewtwo scream. "Cobalion, Terakion, Virision, Gary! What the fucking shit did you do with our vodka stash!?" They shouted as they chased the other four through the dining room, kitchen and into the training gym.
Then not five seconds later the sounds of multiple powerful attacks was heard before three brused swords of justice and one battered rival crawled out the doors. Then the four unfortinate fools were dragged back into the gym before another series of attacks was heard. "WHYYYYYYYY USSS!" screamed Gary. "THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD!" screamed Virision. "MERCYYYYYYY!" shouted Cobalion. "MY LEG ISNT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!" cried Terakion.
"That's what you motherfuckers get for stealing our ticket to hangover city!" said Mewtwo as the sober group of men walked out of the gym and into the kitchen. "Oh, hey Ash, Arceus, Delia" said Brock as he walked over to the stove and began cooking.
"Why are the two of you wearing that stuff?" asked Trip. "Mom decided to put them on us" said Ash. "Well, both of you look ridiculous like that" said Barry. Ash and Arceus then smiled sadisticly as Barry became a girl.
"Hey look guys, Barry is bisexual!" laughed Drew. Then Brock, Cilan, and Mewtwo began laughing as well. "Ash, Arceus, I'm fining both of you if you don't change me back this fuckin' second!" shouted Barry.
"OK princess. Whatever you say" laughed Ash. Once Barry was a boy again, he was about to walk over and punch Ash and Arceus but Delia grabbed his ear and literally dragged him off. "Don't you even think about touching my little boy!" shouted Delia before locking him in his room.
"Hey Arceus, mew, Celebi, Shaymin, Keldeo? Do you want to go play pranks on the villain teams?" asked Ash. "Sure, what do you have in mind?" asked Keldeo. "You'll see. But first, we need to go and get a few friends" said Ash.
"So you want to go play pranks on the evil teams? Cool. Count us in too!" Said Keith and Seven. While they were flying, the two Rangers had some questions to ask Ash. "So by the by, why are the two of you hatchlings?" asked Seven. "So this stupid trainer had gotten his hands on the Azure Flute and got into the hall. While we were driving him off, Dialga misfired his roar of time move and the two of us got caught in the effected area" explained Arceus.
When they got to the Hoenn region, they landed outside of Team Magma's hideout. "First, Mew will lure them out as Groudon. Once they are outside Keldeo, Arceus, and I will go in and put time bombs into their machines, thumbtacks on they're chairs, and spread itching powder around the toilet seats. During this time, Celebi will stick them in a temporary time loop to keep them buisy" said Ash.
"Maxie come quick! Groudon is right outside our hideout!" shouted a grunt. "This is what we've been waiting for! Let's catch it!" said Maxie. Once they were out of sight, Ash Arceus, and Keldeo ran inside and set everything up.
Meanwhile… "Wait a second here. The pokedex said this is a Mew!" shouted Maxie. When he looked up, son of a gun, Mew was gone. When they got back to the lair, some of the grunts decided it would be a great idea to hide from Maxie's rage on the toilets. "ARGH MY ASS ITCHES LIKE FUCK!" shouted the grunts. While this was going on, all the admins were buisy pulling thumbtacks out of their bodies. Just then all their machines blew up in the scientists faces.
Ash did this to Team Aqua as well.
Next the group went to the Team Galactic buildings and this time Mew pretended to be either Dialga or Palkia. While the commanders were chasing her, Ash, Arceus and Keldeo either did permenit Griffeti in and on the buildings, fucked around with the warp panels, or stole all the food they could find.
After the team got back, Mars went to the warp panel which depending on which one she used either zapped her, blew up, or sent her to Stark Mountain to play with Heatran. Jupiter went into her office and found rude pictures of her painted all over the place. And Saturn went to make some dinner, but only found crumbs in all the refrigerators.
After that, the group went to Kanto and Johto and blew up the Viridian city gym, erased all the data from the Team Rocket database, and trashed the HQ buildings. While they were doing all this, Team Rocket was chasing after Mew.
Then the group went to Unova and found N's old castle which was now being used as a hideout for Team Plasma. Once there, mew torched the entire arceus dammed thing to the ground, ported the Seven Sages to Officer Jenny, and froze half of all the grunts feet in place.
Finally, they went back to Alma and got Darkrai to give the admins nightmares, rebuilt all the stored Gigaremos so that they would either explode when they were activated, put micro-trackers on the grunts, or transform into robots that were programmed to chase but not kill any Team Dim Sun member within 60 miles of it.
After they had dropped off Keith and Seven at the Ranger Union, the group returned to the Hall of Origins. When they got there, Dialga told them that in a few minutes, they would grow up again. Just as they finished growing, Terminal flew in.
"Hey guys! Did you miss me?" he said as he landed. "It's you! Your that guy that we saw in the TV set at professor Oaks place!" shouted Keldeo. "Listen up, I'm only going to tell you this once. The note that Ash found was from me. Pretty much anything that happens in this world is my doing. Even if you tried to attack and/or kill me, you can't do jack shit to me. I just wanted to tell you that I may join you on future adventures that you WILL HAVE! Just a reminder, you can try to catch me, but no matter how hard you try, I'm just ten steps ahead of you all! On that note, see you!" he said before flying off.
"That creature is one strange and misterious guy. I'll give him that" said Arceus. As she finished saying that, a note appeared. Ash then read it aloud.
'That 'creature' has a name. And that name is terminalvelocityrunner. Remember that, because I will know if you forget. Heck I know everything about all of you. And I mean EEEEEEEVVVVEERRRYYYYTTHHHIIIINNNG!
Signed,
A higher power'
"How this shit happens, I'll never know" said Ash. "The one thing that I do know, is that we haven't seen the last of him!" said Arceus.