A Witch 4
Two years later,
"Team Seven, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake-Uchiha Michaela and Uchiha Sasuke. Your Jounin Sensei is Hatake Kakashi." Iruka announced.
"Okay, Daddy~" the newly dubbed Team 7 vanished with a flash just as an eraser were about to hit them on the forehead. The rest of the genins heard the insane cackling of Mika shared by Sasuke.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru commented while laying upon Shima—his chakra version of Chastiefol of Nanatsu no Taizai.
(It was no secret that Shikaku begged his son to tell him where he had gotten such useful item. Shikamaru kept his mouth shut since he is sure as hell his Mother—Yoshino would hunt down Mika for giving him Shima.)
"I'm going to ground those three.'' Our favorite Chuunin commented, his wedding ring glint on the light. "Team Eight, Hyuuga Hinata, Inazuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Your Jounin Sensei is Kurenai Yuuhi. Team nine is still in rotation. Team Ten, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru and Akamichi Chouji. Your Jounin Sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma. . ."
0000
Training Ground Seven,
"Okay, what did you do to Sakura Haruno?" Kakashi asked Naruto and Sasuke while Mika was nibbling her lunch.
"Slip her file to the hospital to become a medic nin. We do not need a fan girl in our team." Sasuke answered honestly.
"Sure, Sakura-chan became badass later on but. . . she's too fixated to teme. She's a liability like half of our class. Good thing Shika manage to train Ino out of her Fan Girl stage." Naruto added.
"That girl reminds me of Ginny. Much rabid version, actually." Mika commented. "Anyways, what shall we do now?"
"To be honest, we know that the three of you are a team so you already passed my Test. We could have the usual camping tomorrow. And start the D-ranks." The boys made an annoyed look.
"What's wrong with D-ranks?" Mika asked in amusement.
"Tora."
"Its just a cat. . "
0000
"P*T*NG- IN*NG PUSA TO!"
Mika cannot help but to glare her snickering Sensei and Teammates as she used her chains to emancipated the Demon Cat. It's been a while since she last cursed in Filipino Language and that was twelve years ago.
"I swear as the Mistress of Death, this fucking cat will be delivered straight to Azazel to be tortured in hell and I AM going to watch it while eating popcorn and my wine.'' She swore, tightening her grip on the said yowling cat. Her eyes were flashing her EMS. "Enjoy your life, Tora-chan~ See you in fucking hell~"
"Mika-chan, isn't that a bit over kill? Giving her to Azazel-sama?" Naruto asked.
"Of course not! Azazel only accepted VIPs on the racks, ya know?" the raven haired girl let out an insane laugh as they gave the cat to the Daimyos' wife.
Who smoother the cat.
Kakashi immediately swipe a random scroll Iruka gave to him as he took his Team away from the Tower.
Before Mika kill Tora.
"Oya, oya, it seems Iruka-chan gave us the Wave Mission." The silver haired Jounin commented as they are now on the Hokage Office.
"Can we?" Naruto looked at Hiruzen.
"Of course. Team Seven had the most D-ranks made which is two hundred, with the help of Kage Bushins. Your team work is excellent. And according to Kakashi, you three are working on your Elemental Affinities already." Hiruzen said.
"Learning Shadow Clone Technique do wonders, Nonno." Mika leaned on her pillow, False's second form. "And if you give that Tora Mission on us once again, I will kill that mother fucker and deliver its soul to Hell. Personally."
"I will have you meet Tazuna-san later on." The old man gave them a serious look. "What do you know about Wave Country now, Michaela?"
"They are currently in the middle of a tyrant named Gato who monopolize their entire country from its raw resources mainly its pathways. Wave Country is also the only one who had a direct pathway to Uzu." She replied, adjusting her hitae ate on her forehead.
"In other words, Land of Waves is part of my responsibilities as the Crown Prince of Whirlpool Country." Naruto added. "This may be filed as C-Rank but it should be B-rank borderline A-rank if Gato did hired several Missing nin."
"We can handle it." Sasuke pointed out, his Rinnegan making its appearance.
"You heard the kids, Hokage-sama." Kakashi drawled lazily.
Hiruzen eyed Team Seven. Ever since Mika appeared in Konoha three years ago, he saw the massive change of Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru. A year later, Kakashi's massive shift of personality for the better made him suspicious until he saw her eyes.
Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, the Final Form of the prized Uchiha Doujutsu. Coupled with Michaela's ability to become the next Bubble Mistress made her as dangerous as the missing Rokubi Jinchuuriki, Utakata of Kumokagure no Sato.
Add to the fact she could wield the exclusive White Chakra of the Hatake Clan.
Regardless, he cannot disregard the fact that her appearance saved Sasuke on going down the path his former student Orochimaru walked on.
"ANBU, please bring Tazuna-san."
0000
"So, I heard Wave Country had passage towards Uzushio~" Mika started the conversation towards the Bridge builder. Her now emerald green eyes glitter in mischief as she played with her now black hair, her silver highlights are gone.
"Only an Uzumaki can use the passage, Mika-chan." Tazuna replied carefully.
"And I am an Uzumaki." Naruto replied, who now had his hair dyed in black. "I know you are confused seeing I'm originally a blonde but my mother is a full bloodied Uzumaki. I just inherited my father's coloring and because of the Yondaime's coloring, too many Yamanaka died because of Iwa ninjas who had a grudge against him."
Tazuna nodded in understanding.
It only took their journey towards Land of Waves a day since they used Mika's Rose Tags strategically placed on every country or town all over Elemental Nations. Before that, Sasuke and Naruto disposed the Demon Brothers without even batting an eyelash as they slit their throats.
"He is here." Mika commented, her eyes flashing into gold. "Rhio Arios!"
A redpink five petal shield appeared, making the Kibikuborichou(?) bounce away from them. The blade hit the opposite tree where a large man appeared.
"Momochi Zabusa, the Demon of the Mist. One of the Seven Swordsman who pledge to that they would never raise their blade to any Uzumaki unless the said Uzumaki approach them with an intent to kill." Naruto recited, as he raised his left arm.
He produced the Exclusive Uzumaki Adamantine Sealing Chains.
"You don't looked like an Uzumaki to me, brat." Zabusa commented, knowing the boy produced a genuine as hell Sealing Chains.
"People always say that, Zabusa-san. Like always, I just looked like my father more but I had my mother's Nature." Naruto smiled softly.
"Kushina-hime's son." The man murmured. "However, I am hired to kill the Bridge builder, Little Prince. I apologize but I am merely doing my job."
"I understand. But we are hired to protect the client."
Kakashi dashed towards Zabusa as the two exchanged blows. Mika slapped a Rose tag upon Tazuna as Naruto and Sasuke took the bridge builder to his house. Producing several shadow clones, the two boys went back on the battle field where Mika is now filling with bubbles.
"This is not the exploding ones, isn't it?" Sasuke asked as he used one bubble as his platform.
"No, it isn't." Mika replied as she beheaded two Water Clones with her staff.
The said staff is made out of Mokuton produced Elder Tree with seven colored chakra conductor jewels on it. The six foot staff had Four Circles which produced the bubbles infused with Chakra and magic.
Naruto caught his wife as they did a ballroom dance above the water. Using his chains, Sasuke pulled it and threw the Namikaze-Uzumaki Couple on Zabusa's direction, startling the Missing Nin in order to free Kakashi.
"We decided." Kakashi spoke, not even using his Sharingan in the battle. "You will live, Zabusa-san. Naruto needs his Seven Guardians after all."
"Even if the others need replacement." Mika commented. "I am well enough to hire you ten times over."
Zabusa stared at her before putting down his sword. "You are his mate, are you not?" a nod was his answer. "Well then, My Queen. Let's talk."
Naruto cannot help but to roll his eyes.
"You know, its kind of unfair that Momochi-sama immediately upgraded Mika-chan from Brat to Queen."
"Maah maah, Darling, It's called Charisma." Mika giggled upon the looks of betrayal her husband thrown at her.
"Unfair, Love."
"Stop flirting!" Sasuke shouted.
"He's just jealous." Kakashi told Zabusa off handily. "His wife. . or future wife isn't here yet so he was brooding."
"Kakashi-sensei, I am NOT brooding!" the Uchiha exclaimed.
"Just throwing a tantrum." Naruto pointed out, making his best friend threw him a fire ball. "Oi! Teme!"
00000
Zabusa left Team Seven with a promise that he would no longer attempt on killing the bridge builder.
"One crisis, averted. We need to be careful on raiding Gato's hideout." Naruto commented as they arrived at Tazuna's house via Hiraishin.
"Indeed, Nanadaime-sama." Sasuke agreed. "When shall we raid the place?"
"Mika-chan, scout butterflies please." The blonde turned to his wife.
"Of course." Mika replied as bunch of chakra made butterflies flew from her sleeves. "Do you sense any enemies, darling?"
"None. But being careful won't be amiss." Naruto produced at least thirty Kage Bushin who immediately hid their presence and transformed into different things. "That shall do."
"Good work, Team Seven." Kakashi gave them a pat on the head before they approach Tazuna's house.
A Mika clone opened the door who smiled at them before popping out of existence.
"Hello~ we're here. . .!"
0000
"Thank you for the food, Tsunami-san. It's delicious." Mika commented after they ate.
"It's nothing, Mika-chan. After all, all the fruits and vegetables you brought were all fresh and ripe." Tsunami, the Bridge builder's daughter replied.
"Gardening is one of my hobbies, Tsunami-san. Also, we heard about what happened to Wave Country. We do not want to be a burden."
While Mika is having a small talk with Tsunami, her boys were currently working on the blue print of Gato's hideout.
"I still voted on stuffing the place with C-4 just for shits and giggles." Kakashi pointed out as he placed a pin the map. "According to my cute daughter's pets, we are going to deal with three missing-nin beside Zabusa-san."
"And bunch of cannon fodders. I'll shall leave those idiots to Zabusa-sama along with Haku-san. What about the bridge?" Naruto eyed the unfinished bridge from the map of Wave Country.
"We can help on making them or we can call the Goblin Nation for assistance." Mika commented while floating above the table via False's second default form—flying pillow. "Wave Country is placed in a very strategic place, dattebane~ just like the Philippines."
"Add to the fact Land of Wave is part of your Country, dobe. It's your responsibility." Sasuke added.
"Indeed. Well then, my Queen. Please contact the Goblin Nation. It's time to offer them something in return for helping us all those years." The blonde leaned from his chair.
"On it, darling~ I just need to get the Wave Daimyo for this."
0000
Two days of careful surveillance, Mika finished the talks with the Goblin Nation. The said race are very happy to see her once again since they retained their memories. Goblin King Ragnarok, actually hugged the Mistress of Death in sheer happiness.
"We are happy to serve you, Mistress."
"Ragnarok! Call me by my name! We're friends!"
With the successful talk between Goblin Nation, the Wave Daimyo and Naruto's revealed heritage, they immediately forged an agreement. Wave Country will be the newest Gringotts Branch which in Neutral Territory. Since the place is part of the Whirlpool Country, the restoration of Naruto's country is on the way.
The boys meanwhile, are planning on how to destroy Gato. With the joint effort of Sasuke and Haku, they manage to collect all the evidence needed before they raided the place.
"Oh my, I never thought I would meet the thief." Naruto's sapphire blue eyes flashed into blood red as he saw the thief who took his Grandfather's sword. "I will taking it back."
"I do not know your grandfather, brat!" the said Missing Nin of Konoha shouted but paled drastically when the dye on the jinchuuriki's hair is removed. "SENJU!"
"It's actually Namikaze." The blonde slit his opponent's throat, ending the fight.
"It's actually anticlimactic, ya know?" Mika complained as she crushed her opponent's (a samurai) skull with her high heels. She hates rapist, clear and simple.
"We will be having opponents with the same level as us in the Chuunin Exams." Sasuke flick the blood from his tanto. "Let's continue, Sky-sama, Hime-sama."
"Of course, Storm-san," Both Mika and Naruto replied.
"Exchange partners! Leave only the ones allowed to live!" Kakashi called out.
"Which is none of them!" Mika's insane laughter would be one of Haku's nightmares as he watched the younger girl dance in the blood soaked hide out.
Her once midnight black hair is now red like a freshly spilled blood same with her zigzag sword.
"Reap their souls for your amusement, Rosa Ictus!"
The Souls of the dead are being swallowed by False. The glittering of the souls are so beautiful as they filled the pages of the Book of False Darkness.
"That girl is not a human." Zabusa commented as they watched the carnage created by Team 7.
"Of course, she is not. She is a Battle Mage and the current Mistress of Death." Kakashi replied.
"That explains everything, Hatake."
0000
Carnage and untold trauma aside, Team seven did not anticipated how strong the nose of one Hidan of Jashin accompanied by Kakazu.
"DAMN POTTER LUCK!" Mika yelled as she exchange blows with Black Hidan while her boys dealt with Kakazu.
"Jashin-sama took a female vessel, eh?" Hidan laughed upon the glare he received.
"I'm not Jashin! I don't even remotely looked like that idiot, ya know?!" she complained unleashing her bubbles. Mika is very careful since if Hidan manage even to nick her skin, game over. Forget being a Jinchuuriki, it hurts!
"Summoning Jutsu; Gamanbuta/Manda!" Naruto shouted alongside Sasuke.
The two summons shared a brief look before deciding to trash Kakazu who was laughing hysterically.
"Give up, Lady and give us the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki!" Hidan cackled as he manage to slash Mika on the chest, sending the Black Rokubi Jinchuuriki flying.
"MIKA!" Kakashi/Naruto/Sasuke shouted.
Mika weakly stood up, ignoring the bloody gash on her chest. She could feel Saiken knitting her wounds as she used False as her clutch.
"You may . .. arrived earlier than scheduled. . ." her hair now turned into silver as False transformed into a familiar gold black and red sword. "I don't even like using him but you are a nuisance, Hidan of Jashin."
"Don't tell me. . ." Kakashi's eyes widen as he manage to throw Kakazu on Hidan's side.
Mika giggled as she pushed her magic on the sword.
"Enuma. Elish."
The entire battlefield turned into a clear field. Not even a speck of Kakazu and Hidan was left, much to the Immortal's ire.
"Ojou-sama, I now have the souls of Hidan and Kakazu." False commented after absorbing the said souls.
"Good, False." Mika fell on her knees, holding her wounded chest. Coughing blood, she glance on her Team mates who were in the same state like her. "Damn, they got us good."
"We need to. . . train more." Naruto admitted as he carefully approach his wife. "Mika. . . are you okay?"
"I will be. Snow and Saiken are currently busy healing me." She replied as she saw Sasuke healing Kakashi with Medical Chakra. "Nee, Nii-san, I told you learning to use Medical Chakra would be useful. . ."
"I know." Sasuke replied, his Sharingan fully activated. "Do you need any healing?"
"I'm fine. Have darling checked up."
"Your wounds are way worse than theirs. You should have the Uchiha looked at you, little sister."
Team Seven froze for a moment before the figure removed his cloak.
"Utakata. . . niisan." Mika's emerald green eyes widen in shock and disbelief. "You. . . you remember?"
"Of course we do." Utakata replied as he starts healing her wounds. "After all, we have the same Biju in our gut."