A Witch 5

Two months later,

Hokage Tower,

The Sandaime took a deep breath as he eyed Team Seven. . . well, Just Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke along the Missing Nin Zabusa Momochi and his Apprentice, Haku.

Hatake-Uchiha Mika is currently in the hospital accompanied by the Rokubi Jinchuuriki, and Bubble Master Utakata.

"I send Team Seven for a B-rank mission which turned into S-Class within a week. In addition, Michaela-hime created another alliance towards Goblin Nation which is strictly from the Outside. And the bridge is named The Emerald Chaos Bridge. " Hiruzen paused for a moment as he read the report. He put down his pipe and stared at Naruto. "Are you ready for this huge responsibility, Crown Prince of Whirlpool Country, Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto?"

"I am no longer a naïve brat you tried to shield upon the horrors of the world, Hokage-sama. I stop being your Naruto three years ago." Sapphire blue eyes bleed with red. "The Akatsuki made their move earlier than anticipated. We need the Alliance to be built once again and we will make sure to end Kaguya-sama's rein."

"Are you going to tell me why?"

"Unfortunately, any help you may gave us will hamper our progress, Hokage-sama. As long as you listen to those annoying figure heads you called Advisors, that is. I understand you are far too old for this but until we finally fetch Lady Tsunade, please hold a bit more."

The Sandaime flinch upon the hidden message. "Well then, would you tell me what number are you, Hokage-sama?"

Naruto smiled softly, making the old man tear up seeing the silhouette of his predecessor.

"Nanadaime Hokage, Sandaime-sama."

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Konoha Hospital,

"That was reckless, darling!" Mika exclaimed while hitting her husband with a pillow. "We are working in the shadows for years you just need to tell the old monkey?!"

"He will need to know this sooner or later!"

"It would be better if he learned this after the Chuunin Exams!"

"I know. . ."

Mika stopped hitting Naruto once her mind registered the seriousness of his words.

"All the plans we have made all those years. . . half of them are now useless since they had started to move. We need help from the outside. We need Lady Tsunade's help alongside the Alliance."

"In short, we need all the Masters of this War." Emerald green eyes bleed to gold in understanding. Letting go of the pillow, she took a lock of her hair. "When will we be going to start collecting them. . .Master?"

Naruto held her cheek. "Whenever you are well enough, Servant Ruler,"

"Master. . huh?"

The couple flinch as they turned around, finally noticing Utakata sitting by the window wearing a Jounin Uniform.

Radiating with overprotective older brother fury.

"Not that Master-servant you are thinking, Bakaniisan." Mika closed her eyes as lean on her husband. "You took your time to reach me, Onii-sama."

"I had some things to tidy up, Little sister." Utakata approach the two and pulled her into a hug. "I apologize if I am late, Michaela."

The now silver haired girl shook her head as she reciprocate the hug.

"No need to apologize, Onii-sama. As long as you return by my side, it does not matter."

"I do agree, brother-in-law." Naruto added.

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The random ANBU Squad having a round were startled when a bright yellow haired teen was thrown out of the hospital room, five stories away.

"WHO TOLD YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO MARRY MY LITTLE SISTER?!"

"Finally! I had someone in my side!" Sasuke fist pump as he cackled while Naruto was running for his life being chased by a furious S-Class Nin for defiling his little sister.

"Should I tell Utakata-sama about the betrothal contract created by the Peverel Family upon the Uzumakis four hundred years ago, Michaela-sama?" Ragnarok asked.

"Maybe later, my friend. Utakata-niisama may not my brother in blood but he is way protective of me along Sasuke and Itachi-niisama." Mika laughed softly as she accepted the tea given to her by the Goblin King. "Thank you for visiting me."

"Like you said, you are a friend. And you are important enough to warrant such visit."

"You place me in high regard, my friend."

"That you should, Milady."

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"Seeing Ruto being chased by Utakata-san earlier. . . I could conclude he remembered?" Shikamaru asked while riding Shima.

"Indeed. It seems Onii-sama didn't like it when Ruto called him Brother-in-law. As of now, He and Sasuke are planning to salvage him." Mika took a sip of her tea. "Chuunin exams are approaching. . "

"Gaara and the others manage to save Rasa. . Hime-sama. The invasion from sand is halted." The Nara Heir reported. "In addition, the new seal you placed upon Gaara is going strong."

"It was one of Ruto-kun's prized Master piece. . . and edited by Bolt in his spare time." The now silver haired girl sigh. "When will I be released from the hospital? Even if I was the Head Medic, I don't want to stay here unless its necessary, ya know?"

Shikamaru chuckled.

"Just for another week. Team Seven, minus you are currently in another mission. "

"What mission and who is my temporary replacement?"

"A mission to take Lady Tsunade back in Konoha and the one who replace you is. . ."

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"I fucking despise Potter Luck along your own brand of luck, Dobe." Sasuke hissed upon Naruto like his summons while the blonde Jinchuuriki is counting one thousand backwards by sevens.

In order to not to slit the throat of this annoying pinknette.

Kurama, is she this annoying in our time?

"This version is actually ten times worse." the Biju replied.

Even Kakashi is in the verge of killing Haruno Sakura and make sure it would looked like an accident.

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"Nonno, are you insane?! I won't be shocked if the boys would stage an accident for her!" Mika exclaimed as she appeared on the Hokage Office via False. She manage to catch Iruka there too. "You knew how much Sasuke-niisama loathed that Fan Girl! He barely tolerated Ino-chan!"

"Unfortunately, someone had suggested that pairings. . . since the original Team Seven is supposed to be Uzumaki-Haruno-Uchiha." Hiruzen's eyes flashed in underlying anger, making Mika understood who is the moron her boys will kill later on. "Unless you are okay with Sai?"

"Sai? As in the illegitimate Uchiha who could draw like a pro? That Sai?" with the old man's nod, Mika started to cackle evilly. "Where's my new toy, Nonno?"

"Any trauma and anti-brainwashing happening would not be my fault, Mika-chan. Just sign here and here. . . and finally here. Congratulations, he's now yours."

"Pleasure doing business with you, Nonno~"

"Mika-chan, you do understand that we are taking about a human being here?" Iruka commented as he held False on the end and start pulling the said Sacred Treasure back to the hospital.

"Yup! But having Sai is a sufficient payment for the boys. I just hope they could stop themselves from Killing Haruno-san. From my memories, this version of hers is ten times worst."

"Oh, how unfortunate. . "

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"559. . .552 . .545—"

"What the hell are you saying, Naruto-baka?!" Haruno Sakura screech, about to punch the blonde.

Who glared upon her, eyes bleeding in red. In a flash, Naruto flipped the annoying kunoichi on her stomach, her arms on her back as a tri-point kunai pointed on her neck.

"Make yourself useful and shut up, Haruno. You are no longer a civilian and keep quiet. Sending you into an accident is becoming more appealing every time you open that annoying mouth of yours." The blonde made his point by nicking her skin. "Am I clear?"

"H. . hai. . "

"Good. Now shut up. You are annoying." Naruto stood up and return on his seat beside Kakashi and Sasuke.

Ignoring the now crying girl.

"Gods, she's so annoying. I would rather deal with Sai and his dick jokes than this!" the blonde hissed.

"We noticed since you start counting one thousand backwards." Kakashi pointed out, closing his book. "Shall we send her back?"

"Not after we saw if she learned something from the Hospital."

"Agreeable." Sasuke commented. "If not, send her back and cancel her Shinobi License. Girls like her had no place in the battlefield unless being used as a cannon fodder. Worse comes to worse, she either die or used as a sex slave by those scums."

Sakura, hearing those cold blunt words from her Sasuke-kun made her cry even more.

"That answer our question. Send her back, Uzumaki." The Copy nin ordered.

"Hai, Sensei," Naruto stood up, picked up Sakura like a lightweight she is then Hiraishin back to Konoha. Dropping the girl to the Hokage Office with a note, the blonde once again vanished, leaving the pinknette in the presence of Hiruzen and Mika. . . who were having tea.

"I already told you, Nonno, those boys would never accept her in the gang. Haruno Sakura is being brainwashed by her Mother ever since she started in the Academy. . . that she will become Sasuke-niisama's bride." Mika rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Send her to Anko-neechan. We might salvage her. It would be troublesome to let go such promising Medic Nin for being such a useless fan girl."

"Could you please sugarcoat your words a bit?" The Sandaime asked.

"Of course not. She needs a reality check. Her mindset would kill her teammates and makes her a sex slave by enemy ninjas. Also, telling lies is not part of my operation. Cold blunt truth is."

The Hokage sigh before signing another paper.

"ANBU, Bring me Mitarashi Anko."

"Hai, Hokage-sama!"

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A week later,

Land of Vegetables,

"What the hell brat, someone is insane enough to marry you, produce two spawns and engage to your insane ideas?" Lady Tsunade Senju exclaimed as she manage to recover her future memories via Sasuke's Sharingan.

"Indeed. Lady Michaela Lillian Black-Peverel.. . the second Jinchuuriki of the Rokubi Biju, Saiken." Naruto happily chirp. "And Teme over here married Luna Lovegood, Mika-chan's adopted younger sister. They had twins, Sarada and Itachi while Kaka-sensei married Daddy Iruka."

"What about you, Naruto-kun?" Shizune asked, hugging her pig Ton-Ton.

"I had one Black Yondaime, Minato Uzumaki-Namikaze Jr. aka Bolt and Rica Uzumaki-Namikaze. Rica was eight when everything went to hell while Bolt, Sarada and Itachi were thirteen, they are called the Dark Sannin."

"Oh. . . it makes me excited to see my Grandnephew's wife." Tsunade spoke darkly. "And here I thought you are going to end up with either Hinata or Sasuke. . "

"What?!" Tsunade, Shizune and Kakashi laughed upon the horrified look the best friends were sporting.

"I could understand Hinata-chan. . . but Sasuke?" Naruto looked green on the prospect.

"Huh? No one told you two? That was actually in the minds of the rest of the Shinobi Alliance. In addition, they have mistaken Naruto's will to return Sasuke into Unresolved sexual tension between the two of you." Kakashi gleefully pointed out, laughing at the green look the two boys were sporting. "I think. . Mika-chan illustrated the SasuNaru or is it NaruSasu Doujinshi in Iro Iro Paradise. . the Yaoi Version of Icha Icha."

The two boys fainted.

0000

". . .Iro Iro Paradise?" Iruka read the book title he found from Mika's table. . . a few feet away from the silver haired girl who was drawing beside a pale boy named Sai. "Mika-chan, what's this?"

"Iro Iro Paradise, Daddy! It's the counterpart of Icha Icha Paradise illustrated by yours truly!" Mika cheerfully replied, as she and Sai cackle in glee. "We are going to republish the Wolf's Dolphin and the Fox and the Tengu!"

". . . for my sanity's sake, I won't ask."

"Iruka-sensei's self-preservation is activating, Mika-chan." Sai commented, as he used her lap as his pillow.

"Maah maah, Sai-kun, it's part of the Package. C'mon. . . we have been inside for a week. If you pale even further, you will be mistaken as a corpse, ya know? And Ino-chan don't do necrophilia."

"Just messed up minds. Care to tell me why I married her in the first place?"

"According to Hinata-chan, it involves too much sake, inappropriate use of your ink jutsu and things I do not want to know."

". . . fine. . . I'm pretty messed up in the head, I admit."

"Good boy~"

Iruka bang his head on the wall.

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