Once Lubbock pressed play for the next episode, everyone were now watching the next episode of Red vs Blue as they were interested of finding out more.

Simmons and Grif are on top of Red Base. A soldier in red armour (Donut) is walking up the ramp behind them.

Simmons: Hey, that's not exactly what happened.

Grif: Yes, it is. You said "I'm not going to the Vegas Quadrant," and then the next thing I know you're in an escape pod headed for-

Donut: Excuse me, uh, sirs.

Grif: Sirs? (turns to Donut) Ah crap.

Donut: I was told to report to Blood Gulch Outpost Number One and speak to whoever's in charge.

"I guess this is the recruit for the Reds." Tatsumi commented.

"He seems kinda normal." Lubbock added.

"But not for long if Grif and Simmons starts pushing him around though." Leone responded.

Grif: Sorry man, Sarge is at Command getting orders. Ain't nobody in charge today.

"Well somebody needs to be in charge when I'm away and these guys are lacking at this." Najenda frowned at their incompetence.

"And Grif doesn't give a damn about Sarge to make it funny and difficult to handle their situation." Mine added.

Simmons: Actually, Private, he left me in charge while he's gone.

Grif: You are such a kiss-ass.

"Kinda like Lubbock whenever he gets some privacy meetings with the boss." Leone snickered.

"Hey! I'm completely loyal to Najenda no matter what!" Lubbock protested.

"It's true, but at the same time funny." Akame giggled a bit.

Simmons: Also, he told me if I had any trouble from you I should... (clears throat then poorly imitates Sarge) "Git in the Warthog, and crush yer head like a tomato-can."

"That was a horrible imitation." Mine commented with a cringe.

"Sounds like someone was really sick from the sound of it." Sheele added.

Grif: That's the worst impression I've ever heard.

"That's what Mine just said already." Tatsumi stated.

Simmons: Okay rookie, what's your story?

Donut: Private Donut reporting for duty, sir. I'm ready to fight some aliens.

Everyone all paused in thought once the rookie said his name before they all burst out laughing.

"Donut? Who names their kid Donut?!" Leone cried out between laughs.

"It's an adorable name if he's really called that." Sheele giggled loudly.

Akame now wants a box of donuts for some reason after Donut introduces himself.

Grif: Couple things here, rookie. First off, Private Donut? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armour colour?

Donut: This IS the standard issue red.

Grif: Yeah, I know. Listen. Only two kinds of people wear standard issue armour: officers and recruits. And since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer.

Donut: (looks at Simmons) Well, he's wearing red armour.

Simmons: No, my armour is maroon. Your armour is red.

"And Grif's armor is orange, why is it orange?" Tatsumi asked.

"I don't know, but he likes the color for some reason to define himself." Bulat answered.

Donut: Well, how do I get a different colour armour?

Simmons: I bet the blues don't have to put up with this kind of crap.

Church, Tucker, and a soldier in standard issue blue (Caboose) are looking at a tank.

"Looks like the Blues got a new recruit as well." Najenda commented.

"And look at the vehicle they have, that thing has some serious firepower!" Mine exclaimed as she pointed her finger at the tank.

"Oh yeah, that would definitely be very helpful to us if that thing cause some serious destruction." Leone grinned.

Caboose: So I say to the guy, "how're you gonna get the tank down to the planet?" And he goes, "I'll just put it on the ship," and I go, "if you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?"

"He looks kinda mentally challenged, but normal at the same time." Bulat inspected.

"Let's hope he isn't rude and perverted like the other guy." Leone said.

Tucker: Hey, kid.

Caboose: Yeah?

Tucker: You're ruining the moment. Shut up.

"That's just rude man." Tatsumi frowned.

"Let's hope something bad happens to him soon." Akame muttered quietly.

Caboose: Oh. Okay. You got it man!

Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole god damn world with this thing.

"It could destroy a large Danger Beast or a platoon of soldiers with just a couple shots." Akame commented.

"That's very true and to also bulk up morale if we have those tanks in our hands." Najenda added with a sigh.

Cut to the Reds.

Simmons: Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal.

Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut!

"Come on Grif, it's really funny to say it." Lubbock said.

"Plus with a name like that, no one is going to take him seriously." Bulat added.

"But it's still worth the laugh." Tatsumi shrugged.

Simmons: We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?

Donut: Absolutely!

"He's going to be an errand boy for this." Mine guessed.

"Yeah and they'll probably treat him like one instead of being a brother in arms." Leone added.

Simmons: We need you to go to the store, and get two quarts of elbow grease.

"Elbow grease?" Sheele said in confusion.

"They might use it for whatever reason they have." Bulat replied.

Grif: Yeah and uh, pick up some headlight fluid for the Puma too.

"Guess they need fresh parts for that thing to keep going." Leone said.

"Well it would be useless if it's not taken care of properly." Mine responded back.

Donut: The what?

Simmons: He means the Warthog.

"Or a puma if you want it to be simple." Akame commented.

"I like the name Warthog, it sounds intimidating." Tatsumi stated.

"But it's kinda dumb when you say it." Lubbock replied.

Grif: You do know where the store is, right, rookie?

Donut: What? Yeah, yeah, of course I do. Sure, no problem.

Simmons: Well, get going then.

Donut starts running across the base.

Grif: Other way.

Donut turns around and goes the other way.

Donut: I knew that. Just got turned around that's all.

"Are we sure he's faking it?" Leone asked.

"No." Everyone all said.

Grif and Simmons watch Donut running off into the Gulch.

Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?

Grif: I say... at least a week.

"I think he'll figure it out very soon." Najenda spoke up.

"Yeah, there's no way he would figure it out in a week." Lubbock added.

Donut runs through the Gulch, stops, and turns to talk to himself.

Donut: Elbow grease.. How stupid do they think I am?

"Well you kinda fell for it in the first place." Mine said.

"Not his fault he just wants to be their equal in this war." Akame shrugged.

"I feel bad for him being treated like that." Sheele commented.

Donut: Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sergeant.

"I doubt he'll listen to him, given his current mentality." Bulat commented.

"Yeah, he really needs some education on reality once he retires." Lubbock added.

Cut to the Blues.

Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said before. We can definitely pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks a piece.

"He's still going for the idea to pick up girls on that giant thing?" Mine raised her brow in disbelief.

"And he's making it even more disgusting." Akame said blankly.

"I may do some pick-up lines towards girls, but I don't use a giant ass vehicle to get them." Lubbock admitted before Leone punched him in the back of his head.

Church: Oh man, listen to you. What're you gonna do with two chicks?

Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron: The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

Most of the girls except Najenda were either glaring, growling or cracking their knuckles as they are starting to hate Tucker even more with his perverted acts, even though Lubbock is a perv himself at least he has some form of restraint of making comments like Tucker.

Cut to Grif and Simmons.

Simmons: You think that we were too mean to the kid?

"Yeah Grif, do you have some form of sympathy at all to Donut?" Tatsumi asked the fictional character.

"Probably not." Najenda answered as she blew out a smoke from her cigarette.

"He's a jerk who doesn't care about anything besides himself." Sheele frowned at Grif's attitude.

Grif: Nah, he'll just wander around on the cliffs for a few hours. What's the worst that could happen?

Donut approaches Blue Base.

Donut: Finally, there it is. ..Oh sweet! They sell tanks!

(End episode)

"Well next episode is about to go down really hard." Lubbock said.

"And with Donut and the other guy, this show might add a lot more comedy." Akame added.

"But still, I want some epic action scenes to show up soon." Leone sighed with a pout.

Lubbock pressed play on the remote to head towards the next awesome episode of Red vs Blue.