Everyone were all prepared on what happens next cause things will start going out of control very soon. Soon the episode starts playing.

Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing next to the tank outside Blue Base.

Church: Yeah I'll let you in on a little secret, I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home.

"Really? That's so sweet!" Sheele smiled as she clasp her hands together.

"I'm kinda proud of him since he's stuck with a bunch of idiotic teammates and enemies." Mine added.

"I bet his girlfriend is a total bombshell." Lubbock giggled lecherously before Leone punched him in the cheek.

Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?

Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out... ah, you know how it works.

"Aww!" Sheele and Mine gush at the romantic military moment.

"There are some soldiers in the Empire that kinda been through that kind of thing." Bulat noted.

"Sadly, they didn't make it to fulfill that dream of being married happily." Najenda added solemnly.

Tucker: Oh, well, you gonna marry her when you get back?

Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

If record players exist then they would definitely hear the sound of a record screeching to a halt when they heard what Caboose had said.

"What did he say about his girlfriend?" Mine asked while her eye was twitching.

"I don't know but it's not that good." Akame replied while narrowing her eyes.

"This ain't going to end well." Tatsumi muttered quietly as he scooted back.

Church: Hey, rookie.. did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!

"If we find his dad, we'll start fucking him up badly." Leone growled as she cracked her knuckles hard.

"I'm sure we might have a pleasant 'chat' once we find him." Sheele added with a false smile on her face.

"I'm glad it's not me now." Lubbock muttered while letting out a breath of relief.

Church: I'll tell you what, noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.

"Let's hope it's not as tedious as Donut's assignment." Tatsumi said.

"I'm sure he has different plans for him." Mine responded.

Caboose: Great.

Church: See, we've got this General.

Tucker: Right, the General guy.

Church: ...who likes to come by and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention, just in case he decides to come by.

Seconds passed for a bit before they finally realized why the Red and Blue Teams were fighting.

"The reason that they're fighting is for a bunch of stupid flags!?" Mine shouted in rage.

"That's extremely dumb." Akame said blankly.

"But I'm sure they'll be doing much more than capturing flags very soon." Najenda commented.

Caboose: When is he coming by?

Tucker: We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now.

Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?

"That's kinda stressful and boring." Lubbock said.

"Indeed and it's not pleasant." Bulat agreed.

Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.

Caboose: What's so important about the flag?

Church: Oh, come on, don't they teach you guys anything in training?

Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?

Church: Because it's the flag, man, you know, it's the f... it's the flag, it's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.

Tucker: Well... it's... it's complicated. Uh... It's blue, we're blue.

"Uh huh, we get that Captain Obvious." Leone commented.

"But why do they really take each other's flags though?" Sheele asked.

"It's best not to answer that." Najenda responded.

Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the General comes by, the first thing he's gonna want to do is inspect the flag.

Tucker: Right.

Church: So just go in there, you know, far away from us, and wait for him.

Caboose turns and heads for the base, but stops half way and turns around.

Caboose: Uh, how will I know when I see him?

Tucker: There's only three of us out here, rookie. He's gonna be the guy that doesn't look like one of us.

"He might be wearing a different kind of blue armor if he does show up." Tatsumi guessed.

"That may be true, but who knows if he actually shows up." Lubbock added.

"We'll just have to watch further to get our questions answered." Akame stated.

Church: Now get in there, and don't come out! (turns to Tucker) Man, that guy is dumber than you are.

Tucker: You mean he's dumber than you are.

Church: Wow, Tucker, that was a great come-back.

Caboose emerges from the base with Church and Tucker in the distance.

Caboose: Uh, Mr. Church? Sir?

"I guess he's feeling kinda sorry for saying that one offensive line from the start." Bulat commented.

"Yeah, he didn't seemed like the type to be a jerk and not apologize." Leone pointed out.

"But still, what his dad said just got me boiling to shoot him into oblivion." Mine grumbled.

Church: Oh my god, WHAT!? (turns to Tucker) Tucker, I swear, I'm gonna kill him!

Caboose: Sorry about calling your girl a slut...

Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY, GET IN THERE!

"Come on man, he was just saying sorry!" Tatsumi exclaimed.

"Yeah! You don't have to be a goddamn bastard about it!" Lubbock added.

Tucker: (turns around to laugh) Uh-huh huh huh huh!

Church: (turns around to face Tucker's back) Tucker, are you laughing at me?

Donut steps up behind Church.

Donut: Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question?

Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around, and you are not inside, I.. I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you!

"Turn around you idiot!" Mine shouted.

"He's not going to." Najenda said.

"Man is this Church guy too stubborn to turn around or something?" Leone commented.

Donut: What did I do?

Church: One...

Donut: Aw, gimme a break.

Church: TWO!

Donut: Fine!

Donut runs in the base and walks up to Caboose.

Caboose: Wow, you got here fast!

Donut: Why is everyone so freakin' rude in this canyon?

"They are a bunch of idiots that don't deserve to live." Mine grumbled darkly.

"Calm down Mine, I'm sure they might change that soon." Sheele assured to her friend.

Caboose: I'm not, sir. What can I do for you?

"I guess none of them were informed of the Red Team getting a new guy." Lubbock noted.

"Yes and he thinks Donut is the general of the Blue Team." Bulat added.

"And I don't know if he's colorblind if he didn't notice Donut's armor color or not." Leone spoke up.

Donut: Finally, someone with a little respect around here.

Caboose: Yes, sir! I assume you're here because of this... (turns toward the flag)

Donut: Wait, is this all you have?

Caboose: Uh, yes, sir. That's it!

Donut: Aw man, this figures. Shit. What about elbow grease?

Caboose: Uhmm...

Donut: Headlight fluid?

"No, they don't have all of those things." Akame answered.

"But he's not returning without something to take." Tatsumi said.

Caboose: No. All we have is this flag.

Donut: Well, I can't go back empty handed. I guess I'll take that.

Caboose: Sure, that makes sense. I guess.

"I bet they'll be surprised and pissed at each other that they screwed up." Najenda commented to the Blue's mistake.

"I'm sure they will and they have to resort to that tank thing to get it back." Leone grinned.

Donut: (leaving with the flag) Man, they're gonna give me so much shit for coming back with just this stupid flag.

"They give you a lot of things for a flag Donut." Akame pointed out.

"But still it's got to be worth something." Sheele added.

Cut to Church and Tucker.

Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.

Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing.

Church: You're telling me you're not Armour Certified?

Tucker:I ca- I don't even know how to use the fucking sniper rifle. Don't you know how to drive that?

Church: No! ...Holy Crap! Who is running this army!?

"Those who have no life." Mine answered with a huff.

"Or those with low IQ levels to throw away lives just for fun." Lubbock added.

Caboose: (emerging from the base) Hey! Just wanted to let you know the General stopped by and picked up the flag!

Church: (to Caboose) Yeah! Okay! Whatever, moron! (to Tucker) Why would they give us a tank, if nobody here knows how to drive the damn thing? ...Wait a second... What did he just say?

(End episode)

"Finally! We're about to get some action soon!" Leone exclaimed in relief.

"And who knows what kind of chaos they'll be throwing at each other." Bulat said

"Let's find out already, cause I want to see the tank in action." Najenda replied.

Lubbock wasted no time to pressed play for the next episode to start up.