AN: Guest: I'm trying to make the chapters as long as I can, but the (earlier) RVB episodes themselves are too short to make them longer.
Guest2: I thought about combining the episodes into one big chapter like Unknown Hero, but decided not too because I want my fic to be slightly different from his.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Akame Ga Kiru or RVB, however the fic is mine.
Lubbock quickly pressed play and the episode has already started playing and everyone quickly paid attention.
Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing on top of Blue Base.
Church: Let me get this straight.. You gave this guy our flag?
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base?
"If you hadn't turned around then it wouldn't have happened in the first place." Mine grumbled.
"They really need a lot of work on being fully aware of situations like this." Akame commented.
Tucker: There, there he is.
Church: (looking through the sniper rifle) Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
"No, he's probably wandering around like a dehydrated traveler." Lubbock said.
"And kinda lost since they are fighting in a boxed canyon with their bases close to each other." Leone added.
Cut to Donut looking around the canyon.
Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
"Told ya." Leone stated before chugging down some alcohol.
"It's kinda funny to see him lost like that." Najenda chuckled.
"Yeah and Donut will start being a decent guy for us to like." Tatsumi smiled.
Cut to Church, Tucker, and Caboose.
Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armour. It's red.
Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sergeant.
"They're mistaken Donut for Sarge." Sheele said.
"Yeah, they kinda have the same armor color but Donut doesn't have the senile personality of a bat crazy vet." Lubbock added.
"I wonder how they'll take care of Donut now." Mine wondered.
Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.
Caboose: Uh, you know.. he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
"Yeah, it was an obvious approach after all." Leone reminded.
"But kinda effective if we have someone who can sneak in undetected." Bulat said.
"Yeah, he or she would definitely be useful in that sort of situation." Najenda sighed.
Somewhere, a certain orange-haired girl with a lollipop in her mouth suddenly sneezed when a few people mentioned her.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge.
Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times but misses.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN!?" Mine screamed in total outrage.
"He missed four good shots and aimed a bit too far from Donut." Akame stated.
"Knowing how sensitive Mine is on snipers, this part really set her off." Lubbock informed before backing away from Mine.
Donut: (crouching) Son of a bitch!
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: Aw crap.
Tucker: ...
Church: (turns to Tucker) ...What?
Tucker: You're REALLY not very good with that thing, are you?
"I guess he only used that sniper for scouting." Bulat said.
"And he didn't have time to practice using it either." Sheele added.
"I'll find this Church and kill him for giving us snipers a bad name!" Mine exclaimed as she motioned her hands to form some strangulation.
Cut to Donut.
Donut: (shouting at Blue Base while waving the flag) Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember!?
Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing.
"Embarrassing for you guys." Tatsumi corrected.
"Adding insult to injury to your dumb actions." Akame added.
Church: Alright, that's it, I've had it. Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
"They have a teleporter?" Sheele asked.
"It seems so, looks like they have the technology to teleport them to one section to another." Bulat stated with a thinking look.
"That would be very useful to get to our targets more quicker." Najenda sighed, knowing their technology has a long way.
Caboose: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know, why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
"Maybe you guys should've practice driving that thing instead of talking." Leone spoke up.
"I hope there's better characters in this show besides these idiots." Mine grumbled, still pissed at Church missing those shots.
"Or any female characters too." Lubbock giggled before Najenda socked him in the cheek.
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
"Black stuff?" Sheele repeated.
"Since he did mention it's hot as well, it's likely the rocks were covered in soot." Bulat guessed.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then. You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes. I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
"Pussy." Leone and Mine both spoke up.
"That's pretty pathetic man." Lubbock sweatdrop.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you. (raising his gun at Tucker)
Tucker: You wouldn't...
Church: You know, I look at it this way: Either A, we go through there and get the flag back, or B, we stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
"Please shoot him for that picking up chicks thing." Mine said in desperation as she wants Tucker gone.
"Come on man, just pull the trigger!" Leone whined.
"He's not going to." Tatsumi replied.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know, rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Crap... Alright. One, two...
Tucker runs through and doesn't appear on the other side.
Everyone were all waiting as well since they were tense if Tucker survived or not.
"How long until he pops out of the other side?" Sheele asked.
"I don't know, but let's hope he's still alive to wherever he's at right now." Najenda answered.
Caboose: ...Huh, he didn't come out the other side...
Church: Yeeaahhh, I've uh- I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
"Wuss!" Everyone except Bulat, Sheele and Najenda all shouted.
"Well, he didn't want to end up like Tucker and let the flag get away longer." Bulat responded.
Church runs off the base to chase Donut.
Church: Okay, rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
Cut to Simmons and Grif.
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
"Turn up your hearing bitch boy!" Leone shouted.
"How can he not hear those sniper shots?" Tatsumi asked.
"He was too busy talking to Grif to even hear them." Akame responded.
Grif: (sighs) I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.
"Wait, that's just three bams." Mine corrected.
Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams.
"Wow, an echo." Lubbock whistled.
"Oh shut it." the pink sniper growled.
"It it kinda funny when you think about it." Sheele giggled.
Grif: Bam. (sees Church through a sniper rifle) Wait a second; we've got a Blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif: (looks to the left) Oh crap. It... It's Donut. And he's got something... (zooms in) It looks like... (sees that it's the Blue's flag)...Simmons, get the Warthog.
"Well it's about time!" Leone exclaimed with a grin.
"Cue the ultimate chaos from yours truly, Grif and Simmons!" Najenda followed along.
"Oh boy." Tatsumi groaned, knowing the next episode is going to be hectic.
Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?
Grif: Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.
(End episode)
Before anyone made a move, Leone quickly snatched the remote and pressed play without giving anyone time to speak.