As Leone pressed play for the next episode, they see the two Blues are still on the rock.
Church and Tucker are behind a rock with bullets hitting the canyon wall behind them.
Church: My god, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?
"How much bullets did that thing fired?" Mine asked.
"Probably a lot, cause I can't count how much because of the rapid fire." Bulat answered.
"But to us, having to fire a shit ton of ammo without reloading is a godsend to us!" Leone cheered as she imagined peppering Imperial soldiers with an endless hailstorm of bullets.
Tucker: You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?
Tucker: Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.
"Oh don't worry, your other friend is about to get the tank right now." Najenda assured to the fictional character's dismay.
"Yeah, we kinda wanna know how those vehicles work if we're going to use them against Honest." Lubbock said.
Church: Well, yeah, but... oh man, I guess I gotta give that one to ya.
Cut to Caboose hopping in the tank. As the canopy closes, the tank turns on.
Tank: Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila.
"It talks? I didn't know vehicles are people." Sheele tilt her head in confusion.
"I'm guessing these vehicles have a special system that allows you to have a program in the vehicle to help you out." Akame stated.
"But it's kinda creepy if you have a strange voice in the thing." Tatsumi commented.
Caboose: Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady.
Sheila: Would you like me to run the tutorial program?
"Tutorial?" Some of them repeated.
"It's probably another word for practice." Bulat guessed.
"Well since he doesn't have any experience driving that thing, he's going to need it to help his friends." Najenda stated.
Caboose: Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you.
Sheila: Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving.
"Okay so this part will help you try to control how it moves where you want it to go." Najenda inspected.
"Yeah, that would be difficult if you try to move that thing if it crashes into stuff." Mine said.
"Or crushing anything underneath it." Akame added.
Caboose: Okay.
Cut to Simmons firing the Warthog's gun with Grif on the ground behind him.
Grif: Simmons. SIMMONS!
Simmons stops firing, and steps down.
Grif: Man, that thing is loud.
Sheila drives by in the background.
Simmons: ...WHAT?
"Dude, you stopped firing there's no need to speak up loudly." Lubbock pointed out.
"He's trying that just to get under Grif's skin anyways." Bulat commented.
Grif: Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out.
Simmons: OKAY.
"Keep it down you idiot!" Mine hissed in irritation.
"The Blues are going to find out in an instant." Akame said.
"And the other Blue is almost done with the driving tutorial as well." Sheele added.
Grif: Keep it down! Jesus. Let's go, before they figure out what's going on.
Cut to Caboose having Sheila stranded on a tall rock and turning to try to get off.
"Looks like somethings wrong." Tatsumi noted.
"I wonder what's happening." Bulat wondered.
Sheila: Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move onto some of the safety features.
Caboose: No, no, wait, go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?
"Why does it have two extra pedals if there are four directions to move?" Sheele asked.
"They probably need those extra pedals to move at a different angle for the tank to move at." Akame guessed.
Cut to Church peeking out from the side of the rock. Tucker is still standing behind it.
Church: (whispering) Psst, hey, they stopped firing.
"And now they decided to do the opposite of what Simmons did." Najenda deadpanned.
"Yeah, talking really quiet like they're on a stealth mission or something." Leone added.
Tucker: Why are you whispering?
"To make sure Grif and Simmons don't listen to their plans." Mine answered.
"And making a break for it once the Reds get off of the Warthog." Lubbock added.
Church: (whispering) Uhm... I don't know.
Cut to Simmons and Grif standing at the foot of a cliff.
Grif: Aw, crap, I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way.
"Lazy asshole." Leone said blankly.
Simmons: Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?
"To kill all the Blues when you get the chance?" Lubbock asked.
"Or to fool around to waste a crap ton of ammunition at a rock." Najenda replied.
Sheila rolls up right behind them.
"Uh-oh, looks like they're screwed once the tank starts going all attack mode." Tatsumi said.
"And Grif and Simmons don't notice it yet." Akame added.
Grif: Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Sheila's turret looks at Grif, then at Simmons as they speak.
Simmons: Well, at least that was fun.
"Yeah, it was fun to make your enemies cower while you unleash a hail of lead at them." Leone sighed.
"Agreed, and it's not fun when something unexpected happens afterwards." Mine agreed.
Grif and Simmons turn simultaneously to see the tank.
Grif: Holy CRAP. What in God's name is that thing?
"Your executioner." Najenda stated with a smirk.
"And the one weapon that will destroy the Red Team." Sheele added.
Cut to Church and Tucker looking at the vacant Warthog.
Church: Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out.
Tucker: No they're not, look - they left the jeep. They're gone.
Church: Well, I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but... alright screw it, let's go get it.
"Now the tables are starting to turn against the Reds." Bulat commented.
"Yeah with the Blues operating the tank and the Warthog, the Red Team is about to be screwed up big time." Lubbock added.
Cut to Sheila's HUD. Her cross hair slowly homes in on Grif's head.
Grif: Dude, hold still. I don't think it sees us.
A tone goes off indicating target lock.
"Oh boy." Everyone all said.
(From an earlier version of the episode.)
Narrator: Coming up on Red vs. Blue: You've watched them for seven episodes. But next week, the unthinkable! Someone. Will. Die!
Sarge: ...I sure hope it's Grif.
(End episode)
After the episode, everyone all started chatting about what will happen.
"Someone is really going to die in this show?" Sheele asked in worry.
"Well it is about to happen and we've seen death a lot of times. But, who's going to die next episode?" Lubbock added.
"Let's find out, cause we're not getting any answers just by talking." Najenda responded.
Leone pressed play, knowing it will be an anti-climatic death next episode.