Leone pressed play as everyone was starting to get anxious about someone dying and they saw Grif and Simmons with Shelia pointing her turret at them.
Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons.
"Alright which one will Shelia shoot first?" Leone asked as she was slowly leaning to the screen.
"Kill Grif, he's a bastard." Tatsumi said.
"Simmons is an ass kisser to Sarge, kill him first." Mine added.
Grif: Why is it just sitting there?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.
"Yeah good luck with that." Lubbock said.
"It's only a matter of time before the tank starts shooting." Sheele added.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
"He doesn't care about that, he needs to fire that thing quickly." Najenda stated.
"And the Reds are trying to escape before it starts shooting." Bulat added.
Cut to Simmons and Grif.
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
"Wouldn't it be better if they just say go?" Mine asked.
"Nah, doing it makes the tension dull." Najenda replied.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Caboose: Here! (click)
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
"What does that mean?" Sheele asked in worry.
"I'm guessing it's now going to fire repeatedly." Bulat answered.
"And it's the perfect chance to run before it fires now." Akame added.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Ready?
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.
"Oh, looks like Grif decided to be a pussy now." Leone scoffed.
"Or he might be trying to reach the Warthog." Tatsumi assured.
"True, but he's still a cowardly pussy anyways." Najenda shrugged.
Simmons: One...
Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.
"Come on Sheila, kill that asshole!" Mine cheered.
"That thing is really taking it's sweet time to lock on targets." Lubbock said.
Sheila: Target acquired.
Cut to Grif running.
Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
"Fatass." Akame said bluntly.
"All that talking and not doing anything has made him really out of shape." Bulat commented.
"He really needs to work out a lot." Tatsumi sweatdrop at Grif's lack of stamina.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons:Two...
Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.
Sheila: Target locked.
Cut to Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.
"He's out of shape too?" Sheele asked.
"Almost everyone in this canyon is out of shape." Mine responded bluntly.
"Let's hope the later seasons have a lot more action and fit people than these losers." Leone commented.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif running away) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!
Everyone all laughed at Simmon's misfortune and the name he gave to Grif.
"HAHAHAHA! Cock bite?!" Leone laughed out loud.
"Oh man I will call guys that when I get the chance!" Lubbock exclaimed as he was holding his stomach.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.
"So close to hitting Grif." Najenda said.
"But it badly damaged the Warthog instead." Akame added.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: (crouches next to Sheila) Son of a bitch!
Cut to Grif.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Cut to Church.
Church: (near the explosion) Son of a bitch!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
"Now it's a game of not getting hit by the tank now." Tatsumi commented.
"Yeah and the 'son of a bitch' line is gonna be a running gag from now on." Bulat added.
"Indeed, whenever something big is happening." Sheele nodded.
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila fires.
Simmons: (indecipherable)
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
"How long until Sheila stops firing?" Lubbock said.
"Maybe when it's out of ammo?" Mine replied.
"Remember the Warthog, that thing just spat out who knows how much ammo that turret had." Leone reminded.
Simmons: Dammit!
Sheila fires.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
Cut to Church running back up to meet Tucker.
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
"Thanks, Captain Obvious for the reminder." Najenda rolled her eye.
Church: No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker.
Cut to Grif and Simmons hiding behind a rock.
"Now the tank is firing at them now." Akame commented.
"I bet they're arguing again." Tatsumi said.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: (mocking Grif) Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the back of the rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Great plan, you idiot!
Everyone all chuckled at this.
Cut to Sheila's HUD looking over the rock.
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
"I wonder what the new target is?" Sheele asked.
"Something that'll make him feel regret soon." Bulat guessed.
Her crosshair starts panning up and to the left.
"It's pointing at the cliff now." Lubbock said.
That's when they realized that Church and Tucker are on it.
"Oh shit, that thing is going to hit one of them!" Leone exclaimed.
Cut to Church and Tucker with Church standing in the open looking down at the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker, look at this, man - it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey, rookie! Good job, man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired. (spinning turret around to aim at Church)
"Church, get out of the way or else it's going to kill you!" Mine shouted.
"He can't hear us and he's too ignorant to realize the tank is aiming at him!" Lubbock replied.
Cut to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair slowly panning up the cliffside at Church.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Everyone were now worried as they knew someone was dying and that someone was Church.
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: (locking on to Church) Target locked.
Everyone all leaned in anticipation for the climatic end of Church.
Cut to Caboose in the driver's seat.
Caboose: What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice lady!
"It's hopeless and it's already on the verge of firing." Bulat shook his head.
"At least he lived a pretty normal life before this insane series started." Najenda added.
Cut to Sheila.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Cut to Caboose.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Uh oh...
Cut to Church.
Church: What? ..Oh, son of a bi-
Church is shot and launched into the air. His body hits the rock face and lands back on the ledge. Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!
"How did he not get blown into pieces?" Mine asked.
"Probably the armor as it protected him from the serious impact of the hit." Akame inspected.
Cut to Sheila. Tucker is visible on the cliff in the distance as he yells at Caboose.
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
"We'll definitely be calling each other that if one of us is trying to team kill." Najenda commented.
"Let's hope Mine doesn't kill the rookie when they're together." Leone snickered.
Mine and Tatsumi just blush in embarrassment when Leone mentioned them.
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...T-Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No. Ah... I'm na-I'm not gonna make it. Tucker... there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know.. I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
"I hate you too as well Tucker." Mne said in disdain.
"Yeah, the pick up chicks in tank part has gotten a negative point for him." Sheele added.
"Perv." Akame stated bluntly.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
"Wow, so rude Tucker." Lubbock deadpanned.
"Maybe next time he should die instead of Church." Tatsumi glared.
Church: Okay. Herk!...Bleah...
(End episode)
"I feel bad that Church died, he has a girlfriend to marry." Sheele said.
"Oh yeah forgot about that, man that was hectic." Lubbock sighed.
"Let's take a break for a while before we watch some more cause I feel like blowing off some steam." Leone suggested.
Everyone all stretched for a bit before they left the TV Room to do some things before they watched some more.