A month has been hectic for Night Raid and Sheele and Bulat had some close calls of death on certain missions, but they're all right for now. Tatsumi participated in a tournament and was captured as a lover to Esdeath and manages to get away since Bulat gave him Incursio and the entire group were ambushed by Dr. Stylish and his army. Luckily, Najenda came back with new members and stopped Stylish with some effort and moved to a different base.
After some time of relocating and cleaning up, Najenda had two of their new members Chelsea and Susanoo watch the first ten episodes of Red vs Blue to have them catch up. After some time watching, they managed to catch up with the rest of them for the upcoming next episode. Chelsea thought it was stupid, but it was really interesting and funny and wanted to know more. Susanoo isn't use to human- like things like watching a show, but over time he got use to it and was very curious to the whole Red vs Blue story.
Soon, everyone rearranged their seats so they can see the next episode now. Chelsea volunteered to use the remote and pressed play.
Grif: (heard in distance) Sim- Where'd he go? Don't kill me, I'm too good looking to die!
Fade in to Blue Base. Caboose is looking through the sniper rifle.
Caboose: Man... He is really kicking their asses.
"And you're just sitting around doing nothing like a lazy idiot that you are." Mine stated.
"They're just too dumbstruck to even jump into the fray with Tex anyways." Chelsea shrugged.
Tucker: How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?
"You'll just use it to peep on girls in the distance." Akame said bluntly.
"Yeah, seeing how he talks about girls he's definitely going to use a sniper rifle to spy on girls." Leone added.
Lubbock just smacked his head at not thinking about that in the first place.
Caboose: (lowers the rifle) I'm really glad Tex is on our team and not theirs.
Tucker: Sure makes things a lot easier on us.
Caboose: Yeah. I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.
Tucker: It definitely seems like your killing Church is starting to work out for us.
"But it won't last for long and Church would be very pissed at you." Lubbock commented.
"But why does Church told them not to let Tex involved?" Sheele asked.
"No idea, but I'm sure Church might explain that soon." Bulat replied.
Caboose: Ya know, ya think so? You know, I was gonna say something but, uh, well you know, uh... nuh...
Tucker: Did Tex get in the base?
Caboose: (raises the rifle and watches Tex enter the base) Yeah.
Cut to the flag stand in the Blue Base. The flag reappears.
Everyone all blinked in surprise at the Blue Team's flag returning so quickly.
Male Game Voice: Blue Team, flag returned.
"That was... unexpected." Susanoo muttered out.
"Yeah, did Tex used some sort of teleporting device to have the flag back to base or something?" Tatsumi wondered.
Tucker: What the...? Who said that?
Church: (clears throat) Sorry, that was me. I, uh, I guess I had something stuck in my throat. Your flag is back, by the way.
"Hey, Church is back." Leone commented.
"I guess he wanted to see how things are going for the Blues right now." Bulat stated.
Caboose: Hey, it's Church!
Church: Yeah, it's me. Hey, Caboose.
Caboose: (peppy) Hey, Church, what're you up to?
"Let's hope the afterlife is nice and not creepy." Mine said.
"Depending on how people describe on how it looks like, it can be either nice or just plain creepy and hellish." Najenda added.
Church: Caboose, (laughs) ah-huh-huh, I'm not really here to make small-talk, okay? How'd you guys manage to get your flag back?
Tucker: Wh-What? Oh, th-that flag? We've always had that.
Church: Tucker, who do you think you're trying to fool? Hey, wait a second... Where's Tex?
Tucker: I'm not really sure, he said he was gonna go to the store, something about uh, elbow grease.
Church: Oh great. This is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?
Caboose: (clueless) That Sidewinder is cold..!?
Church: (grunts) What was the OTHER one thing I told you?
Tucker: Not to let him get involved?
Church: Right. And what did you do?
Tucker: ...We let him get involved.
"Yes you did let him get involved." Chelsea nodded.
"Being involved big time at that." Akame added.
Church: And not just a little involved. How involved?
Caboose: Very, very involved.
Cut to Tex in the Red Base.
Sarge: (emerging from the left) Freeze.
Lopez emerges from the right, trapping Tex in.
"Oh man, what's he going to do with Sarge and Lopez surrounding him?" Lubbock asked.
"Probably doing some sort of cool action move that'll knock them off their feet." Tatsumi answered.
"Let's hope so, cause I'm excited to see what else he can do." Leone grinned.
Sarge: Drop your weapon.
Tex: (drops the gun) Hey, buddy.
Sarge: What.
Tex: You really better hope the first one knocks me out.
Sarge hits Tex with the butt end of his shotgun, conveniently knocking Tex out. Cut to Grif on the Red Base getting to his feet.
"That was disappointing." Leone frowned at the sight.
"I guess Freelancers are pretty overconfident about their skills and bluff." Mine said.
"Or he just got surprised by Sarge when he hit him." Sheele suggested.
Grif: Ow, what the... My freakin' head. Jesus.
Simmons: (stands up from tending to Donut) He's hurt, Grif. He'll make it, but we need to get him some help fast.
"Looks like Donut survived that blast from the grenade." Chelsea commented in impress.
"Not even Incursio could tank an explosion to the head, so their armor is pretty advanced." Bulat whistled.
"Indeed, they could take on anything." Susanoo nodded.
Grif: Yeah, yeah, hold on one second. What happened here? W- First Donut's head exploded, and then you fainted, and then some black thing showed up and started-
Simmons: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I did not faint, something knocked me out.
"Yeah, Tex knocked you out before he took out Grif." Tatsumi answered to Simmons.
Grif: Okay fine, keep lying to yourself. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Simmons: Man, just go find Sarge, we need to get Donut outta here.
Grif: Yeah, sure. Oh, and uh, I'm fine by the way. Thanks for asking. (runs down the ramp)
Simmons: Whatever, no one likes you anyway.
"I second that." Mine agreed.
"Yeah, there are extreme rare times where he does something useful." Najenda commented.
"But most times he just stayed useless." Akame added before eating some steaks.
Cut to Caboose looking through the sniper rifle at Grif entering the Red Base.
Caboose: Yep, he's definitely captured... Or dead... Captured or dead... (inhales sharply as he has an epiphany) or captured AND dead!
"Probably alive since Sarge just knocked him out." Bulat stated.
"Yeah and this complicates a lot of things for the Blues now." Chelsea sighed.
Church: (sarcastic) Oh, well that's just PERFECT!
Tucker: What!? What is your problem!? Why do you even care if he's captured? I thought you hated that guy anyway for stealing your girlfriend.
Church: I never said I hated Tex. I just said that she was the reason why we never got married.
Caboose: She?
Everyone all rose a brow as they wondered on Church meant by she.
Cut to inside Red Base with everyone but Donut present.
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I already know!" Get on the horn with Command! (turns to Tex) Well, look who's up. Rise 'n' shine, buttercup.
Tex is standing, sparks flying from the right shoulder, jerking it back. There's a brief sound like a distorted voice.
Everyone was leaning to see what's happening now.
Tex: (now sounding female) Oh great... You broke my voice filter. You cock biting fucktards!
"What the hell!? Tex is a girl?!" Mine shouted in shock.
"Holy Crap!" Tatsumi, Leone and Lubbock all exclaimed.
Grif: Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!
"Now is not the time for any of your talking Grif!" Chelsea said in annoyance.
"Such a strange turn of events for this episode." Susanoo commented.
Tex: ...What's the matter? You never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?
(End episode)
After the episode ends, everyone were now commenting at the end of it.
"All this time, Tex was a girl the whole time. Wow, that's pretty strange." Leone spoke up.
"Now we know why Church and his girlfriend didn't get married, it's because Tex IS his girlfriend." Najenda said.
"That's so much to take in." Sheele mumbled as her head hurt a bit from this discovery.
Chelsea pressed play for the next episode to continue watching on how Tex will change Blood Gulch.
