Chelsea quickly pressed play for the next episode as it quickly starts playing.

Fade in to Tucker on top of Blue Base.

Tucker: Let me get this straight... You're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose, and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And, on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?

"That pretty much sums it up to what I've said already." Najenda said.

"Yeah and Tucker manages to summarize the whole thing down perfectly too." Mine added.

"I'll give him some points of approval for that." Leone stated.

Church: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.

Caboose: I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls never like me.

"I'm sure you'll get a girl some day Caboose." Sheele assured.

"If anyone gets past that mentally challenged attitude first." Lubbock added.

Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.

Caboose: I like me...

Tucker: I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?

"Okay now Tucker is making shit up now." Mine grumbled in annoyance.

"Yeah, his mind is way too broken to think." Tatsumi added

"Agreed." Lubbock nodded.

Church: I'm pretty sure I'd know if Tex was a guy. And I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part shark.

Caboose: Wait, oh wait, oh wait. If she's a girl, then why is she named Tex?

Church: Uh... because she's from Texas.

"Texas?" Sheele repeated in confusion.

"Probably a place they know and we don't." Bulat replied.

"It might be interesting place if we know what it's like." Akame said.

Caboose: (Staying silent and stares at Church)

Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.

Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!

"Nobody is being blamed for anything that's just how things work." Mine commented.

"Yeah and her being aggressive is just her natural attitude." Leone added.

Church: Will you shut up with that? She got recruited into some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell.

"Interesting, she must've gained some superhuman abilities if she got recruited to this experimental program." Susanoo hummed.

"True, but with their advanced technology, it must be very risky of turning people into super soldiers." Najenda said.

"Kinda like my training, but without the A.I. part that Church mentioned." Akame added.

Caboose: A.I... What's the A stand for?

Church: Artificial.

Caboose: ...What's the I-

Church: (interrupts) Intelligence.

Caboose: Ooohhhhhhhhh what was the A again?

"Caboose, you retard." Chelsea sighed.

"These A.I seemed really intriguing if we learn more about them." Lubbock commented.

"Yeah, that could give us an advantage somewhat if we have them." Tatsumi added.

Church: Let's move on.

Tucker: So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer, but underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?

Church: Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch. It's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements.

"Damn, that was harsh Church." Leone stated.

"Judging from her attitude earlier, it is true though." Mine shrugged.

"But I'm sure Tex might have a soft spot from her rough exterior." Sheele assured.

Tucker: Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there, buddy. She's a keeper.

Church: So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?

Caboose: I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot!

Everyone all sweatdropped at Caboose's very awkward assumption to Tex and Church's relationship.

Church: Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot.

Cut to Grif and Simmons holding Tex at gunpoint.

Grif: So, you're a girl, huh?

"Way to start a conversation Grif." Chelsea eye-rolled.

"Yeah just ask a highly-skilled super soldier mercenary if she's a girl, that'll get her riled up." Tatsumi added.

Tex: (Staying quiet)

Simmons: Just ignore him, that's what I do.

Grif: Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon, are ya?

Tex: Hey, punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you.

Grif: Yeah, right. What're you gonna do? Punch me?

"This won't end well." Bulat shook his head.

"Well he dug his grave anyways, so not feeling sorry there." Najenda shrugged.

Tex leans in at Grif quickly. Grif flinches and steps back.

Grif: Ahh! Not in the face!

"Wuss!" Leone, Mine and Chelsea shouted in mockery.

"Coward." Akame muttered as she ate more meat.

Cut to Church on Blue Base.

Church: Well don't worry because I have a great plan for how we're gonna rescue Tex.

Tucker: A plan? Oh, man, I hate plans. That means we're gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy or a ...mission statement?

"We always need good plans and strategy to help us complete our jobs." Lubbock stated to Tucker.

"Indeed, without them we'll be suffering a lot of losses in battle." Susanoo agreed.

Church: I just need you guys to run a distraction, while I spring Tex.

Caboose: (nervous) Distraction? Heh. That sounds a lot like "decoy."

"Yeah kinda, just try to make a lot of noise to get their attention kind of distraction." Tatsumi informed.

"But they'll do something that'll count as a distraction right?" Sheele asked.

"Yes, and it'll help Church get enough time to rescue Tex." Bulat nodded.

Church: The way I see it, the Reds have absolutely no idea how many Freelancers we have out here. So all I need from the two of you is to run around in the middle of the canyon, wearing black armor, while I sneak in the back of the base.

"Seems like a good idea, since the Reds will think Tucker and Caboose are other Freelancers if they have their armor covered in soot." Chelsea commented.

"And they have to be menacing for it to work if Church tries to free Tex if the Reds aren't convinced though." Mine added.

"Let's hope they try to make it work or else they're done for." Leone replied.

Tucker: Sounds good. But Church, where the hell are we gonna get two suits of black armor?

Church looks at the teleporter, then Tucker looks at it too.

Tucker: (looks back at Church) ...Oh fuckberries...

(End episode)

"Well, this is going to interesting for next episode." Lubbock said.

"Operation 'Rescue Tex From Reds' is a go." Najenda smirked.

"Well let's watch it now so we can see how it's played out!" Leone exclaimed as she chug down some beer.

Chelsea played the next episode immediately.