The episode immediately starts playing after Chelsea pressed play to see what happens next.
Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.
"Alright, they're covering their armor in soot now." Mine commented.
"Do you think they'll fool the Reds if they pretend to be other Freelancers?" Sheele asked.
"I doubt it if they fail miserably in pretending to be fierce mercenaries." Akame replied.
Church: Are you okay, Tucker?
Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose!
Caboose: (on top of the base) Does it hurt?!
Tucker: No, not at all!
"I bet he's lying just to make Caboose feel the pain." Najenda guessed.
"Yeah and he's taking the bait already." Lubbock added.
Caboose: Okay! Here I come!
Church: Does it hurt for real?
Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.
Church and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.
Caboose: (emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.
Everyone all slightly chuckle at Caboose's misfortune.
"Well you did fell for the trick Caboose." Tatsumi chuckled.
"Yeah and next time try to avoid Tucker's lies or else you'll be nothing but a test subject to him." Leone snickered.
Cut to Sarge on top of Red Base.
Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?
"I guess they finally noticed them coming." Bulat commented.
"And they'll try to regroup to confront Tucker and Caboose while Church sneaks in to rescue Tex." Susanoo said.
"But one of them will try to guard Tex if she's getting the chance to escape." Akame replied.
"And seeing how dumb the Reds are and how skilled Tex is, I think she has a high chance to get away on her own." Najenda added.
Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head. Camera pans down to Grif and Simmons inside the base.
Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.
Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.
Simmons: Both.
"Is Grif acting dumb right now?" Chelsea rose a brow.
"Or maybe he's doing it on purpose just to tick Simmons off." Sheele added.
Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.
Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.
Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir.
Simmons: BOTH.
"Please stop being dumb and focus Grif." Leone said in irritation.
"He won't stop until he annoys Simmons enough." Susanoo replied.
"Let's have Lopez shoot Grif since he doesn't like him at all." Lubbock commented.
Grif: Seriously, man, like an ass.
Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner alone. We could just put her on the honor system - have her guard herself.
"Oh sure and while we take care of the supposed Freelancers, the prisoner will have no trouble killing us with our backs exposed. Real great plan Sarge!" Mine exclaimed sarcastically.
"Red Team is definitely the worst team to join with that guy taking control." Tatsumi sighed.
"But imagine if there are other Red Teams that are different than the ones we're watching right now." Akame suggested.
"That would be comfortable to see other Reds that are tolerable than these people." Susanoo stated.
Grif: Good point, sir.
Sarge: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spray paint the bull's-eye on your back... Ah, by bull's-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.
Grif: Yeah... (sighs) I'll be right up.
Cut to Church looking through a sniper rifle.
Church: Hey, Tucker. Come in, man. You there? This is Church. It's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat, the orange one is coming out of the base.
Cut to Caboose and Tucker hiding behind a rock, listening over the radio.
Tucker: Roger that.
"So far so good for the Blue Team." Bulat commented.
"It's only a matter of time before one of them screws up." Najenda added.
Caboose: Oh, oh oh oh, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker! Is that... Is that Church?
Church: Okay, now just keep moving around outside of the base, and draw their attention.
Caboose: (speaking over Church, drowning him out) Tell him, that I... that I said... for me to say hi..?
Tucker: Whoa, wait, wait, hey. What? I missed that, Caboose was talking to me. Shut up man, I'm on the radio.
Cut to Church.
Church: I said, just keep movin-
Tucker: (over radio) I'm not yelling, I'm just telling you to let me finish talking to Church. ...No, I'll tell him you said "hi" later. No, you can't talk to him. How could you possibly talk to him on my headset?
Church: (severs the connection) Oh my god. I can't believe I actually died for this war.
"Yes you did and now Tucker and Caboose are screwing up even more." Chelsea said.
"Well, he did die by an auto-targeting tank so it wasn't Caboose's fault to begin with." Sheele pointed out.
"But still, if they had a professional then Chruch would be alive and handle things easier." Mine replied.
Cut to Grif looking through a sniper rifle. Church can be seen running through the background towards Red Base.
Grif: I don't see any- (sees Caboose running across the Gulch) Uh oh. Yep, there's one.(Caboose stops next to a rock and stares at it) ...Why is he just standing there?
Cut to Tucker crouching behind another rock.
Tucker: Caboose, get behind the rock. They can still see you.
Caboose: They can't see me. I can't see them!
"Dude, you're facing a freakin' rock!" Lubbock shouted.
"And the Reds can see your back too stupid!" Tatsumi added.
Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock.
Caboose: (looks at the base) Oh. Right. (ducks behind the rock)
Tucker: Real smooth, dipshit.
Cut to Sarge on Red Base.
Sarge: They're definitely Special Ops. I ain't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidew-(Church enters Sarge's body) Wa-kika-herger!
"As a ghost Church can possess people if he wants if they aren't resistant to ghost possession." Susanoo observed.
"But did you hear about the last part that Sarge said, about him being in Sidewinder before?" Mine informed.
"I guess even the senile Sarge has some skeletons hiding in his closet." Leone grinned as Sarge seems to hide a lot of things for a crazy old man.
Grif: Sir, are you okay?
Church as Sarge: Uh, who you talking to, Red? Me?
"Nice imitation of being Sarge, Church." Chelsea commented sarcastically.
"And even if Grif tries to kill Church, he'll just kill Sarge instead since he's a ghost possessing him." Tatsumi added.
"I was hoping for Sarge to be taken out soon, he's annoying." Akame muttered.
Grif: (sarcastically) No. I'm talking to Lopez. Because, you know, that's real rewarding.
Lopez takes a swing at Grif who steps back.
Grif: Hey, what'd I tell you about that?
Church: Oh, uh I-I'm fine, that's... I'm just so mad about, these uh, god damn Blues out here. They got me so god damn mad, I could spit! (horks one up and spits on his visor)
"Did he just really spit on his helmet?" Lubbock said.
"Yes he did and that was pretty gross." Bulat answered.
"But it will be hilarious once Church gets out of Sarge's body to see his reaction though." Leone stated.
Grif: ...Um, sir? Did you just spit inside your own helmet?
Church: Uh, yeah. I guess I did.
Grif: Permission to speak freely, sir?
Church: Go ahead.
Grif: That's really fucking gross.
Everyone all agreed as it is gross, but they chuckle at the thought of a random dim-witted Imperial soldier doing the same thing too.
Cut to Caboose crouching down.
Caboose: Hey, Tucker?
Tucker: What?
Caboose: I'm having a really good time... with... you.
"You're having a good time, but Tucker seems annoyed at your mistakes." Susanoo commented.
"Yeah and he might try to hit Caboose for being a dense idiot too." Mine added.
Tucker: (annoyed) That's great, Caboose.
Caboose: Yeah, it's like we're real soldiers.
"You're a bunch of retards is what I think of you." Chelsea said bluntly.
"Well they need to do some real soldier work if they consider themselves real soldiers." Najenda commented.
Tucker: Would you please go hide behind another rock?
Cut to Church as Sarge running down to where Tex and Simmons are.
Church: Hey, man. What's up, yo?
Everyone couldn't help but chuckle and facepalm at Church's greeting while he's still inside of Sarge.
Simmons: Uh... hey...? What's going on out there, sir?
Church: What's, uh.. why nothin'. Why would you ask if somethin's wrong?
Simmons: I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war.
Church: Yeah, well, I don't know. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there ...other Red guy. So I'ma keep my eye on you.
Simmons: (turning around to face Tex) Sarge, I'm starting to think that-
Church hits Simmons on the back of the head, knocking him down.
Simmons: Ow, geez, the back of my head!
"I hope he didn't hit him too hard." Sheele said in worry.
"With their armor protecting them, they'll survive any physical hits but they'll feel the force of it." Bulat answered.
"Yeah and I can feel every hit Leone does to me whenever I peep at her." Lubbock groaned before the Lionelle user hit him again.
Tex: What the hell are you doing!?
Church: Tex! It's me, Church! I've come to rescue you.
Tex: You're kind of short to be Church.
Church: What? Oh yeah, right. The armour.
Church leaves Sarge.
Sarge: Hurk! What in Sam Hell? Where the- Who spit on my visor?
"Church made you do it." Tatsumi chuckled.
"And I bet he'll be cleaning his own helmet like a good soldier now." Mine grinned.
Church: Tex, there's not much time to explain, so I'm just gonna give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this Red guy so that I could sneak in to the base and rescue you while the rest of our guys run around out in the middle of the canyon dressed in black armour that they got from going through the teleporter.
Tex: ...Okay.
"She seems to be taking it rather well." Susanoo commented.
"I bet she'd seen a lot of crazy things to make that reply after Church explained everything so fast." Akame stated after she gulped down her third steak.
"And from our past experiences, I'd say the same thing." Chelsea nodded.
Church: What? That's it? Okay? You're not surprised by any of this?
Tex: No. It pretty much all makes sense.
Church: Not even the whole "Church is a ghost" thing? That didn't do anything for ya?
Tex: I can see right through you, it's pretty obvious...
Church: Okay, well, let me hop back in this guy, and we'll get outta here.
Sarge: (as Church re-enters him) Huuurk!
Cut to Caboose looking through the sniper rifle, with Tucker near him.
Tucker: What're you doing?
Caboose: One of the Reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him, and we will be friends.
Everyone all knew this is going to be another one of Caboose's big screw ups.
Tucker: Oh, come on. You don't actually believe any of that, do you?
Caboose: (taking aim on Sarge's head) Ohhh, we're gonna be best friends.
"He'll rather kill you than be your friend man." Lubbock commented.
"And greatly pissed as well if something bad happens." Sheele added.
"But on the bright side, Sarge gets to die." Leone stated.
Cut to Church as Sarge, and Tex, outside the Red Base.
Church: Alright, I'll make one more distraction, then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One... Two... Three!
Caboose shoots Sarge in the head, and his body falls down.
"There goes Sarge." Mine said as she raised her arms up.
"Yeah and I feel my brain cells dying from just hearing him talk a lot." Chelsea sighed in relief.
Church: What the? Where did my body go? Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!
Caboose: Tucker did it!
(End episode)
"That's two characters dead for this series so far." Leone said.
"If Sarge's armor had some sort of protective barrier, he could survive that bullet to the head." Bulat informed.
"Well let's watch the next episode and find out shall we." Najenda replied.
Chelsea proceeded to press play for the next episode.