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Chelsea played the next episode as it starts playing immediately.
Colors are dulled. Sarge is running up a hill, toward the camera.
"Where is Sarge at right now?" Sheele asked.
"Since he got shot in head, I'm assuming it's the afterlife." Bulat answered.
"For a second I thought the afterlife would be really creepy instead." Tatsumi added.
Sarge: (with a slight echo) Hello? ... Hello? I said hello? Hello, is anybody out here?
Cut to Church.
Church: (with a slight echo) Holy cow, would you stop yelling? I'm here.
"There's Church and he won't be alone being dead now." Chelsea commented.
"But Sarge won't realize that he's a Blue, given his absent-minded brain." Najenda said.
Church runs up to Sarge.
Sarge: What is this place?
Church: Well, that's... kinda hard to explain. Um... You were shot in the head, buddy. So, here ya are.
Sarge: Am I dead?
Church: Are you dead? Well, yeah, that's how I ended up here.
Sarge: Are you some kinda angel?
"If he has white wings and a halo then he could be an angel." Tatsumi stated.
"But they're nothing but spirits and not angels." Akame added.
"I bet being dead is a lot more boring than being alive." Mine commented.
Church: (chuckling) Aheh heh heh... am I an angel. Uh, (clears throat) yeah, actually, I am. I'm an angel. Um, do you wanna go to Heaven? 'Cause it's, like, ten bucks to get in.
"Do you really have to pay to go to Heaven?" Sheele asked.
"No, he's just messing with Sarge on the whole 'being dead' thing." Leone replied.
"Yeah and it'll be difficult to explain to Sarge on what happened last episode." Mine added.
Sarge: Well I, uh, I didn't really bring any... I mean, my wallet's back in the car.
Church: Hey, you don't have it there, huh? Well uh... that's too bad. Pretty crappy reason to be damned to Hell for an eternity.
"Now Church is back to being a natural asshole now." Lubbock said.
"Well, he does have some issues with both Tex and his team lately." Susanoo stated.
"Can't blame him, I have to deal with all of your antics all the time." Najenda reminded everyone of their habits.
Sarge: I don't remember dyin'.
Church: Yeah, that's my fault too. I was... sort of possessing your body at the time that you were shot. Sorry about that.
Sarge: Hold on a second, that ain't fair.
Church: Not fair? Yeah, join the frickin' club. I got shot by my own tank.
Cut to Sheila aiming at Church.
"Hey, it's Sheila!" Tatsumi pointed out.
"After seeing her getting blown up, it's not surprising to see her there." Akame admitted.
"Wait, how can she be here if she's not a living person?" Mine asked, and no one answered.
Sheila: Target locked.
Church: Oh ha ha, very funny Sheila. Shut up. You know I still haven't forgiven you. I didn't say you could talk to me yet. Go there, g-get, go over by the base. Shoo, shoo!
Sheila lowers her turret and drives off.
"That was really mean Church." Sheele frowned.
"Well to be honest, Sheila did kill him in the first place and it didn't listen." Chelsea shrugged.
Cut to Grif and Simmons over Sarge's body in the real world; the picture is distorted, wavy anytime the real world is shown.
Everyone has trouble looking at the screen, but they can tell that Grif and Simmons are worried for Sarge's condition.
Grif: Sarge! Don't you give up on me soldier, do you hear me? I'm ordering you!
"Screaming is not going to bring Sarge back Grif." Najenda said while she smokes a bit.
"Well, at least he's trying to be useful every once in a while." Leone added as she chugs down some more alcohol.
"Indeed, most parts is him whining and talking to Simmons all the time." Susanoo stated.
Cut to Sarge in "Dead World."
Sarge: Who is that? Who's there?
Church: Looks like your guys are trying to save you.
Cut to Grif hitting Sarge in the chest with the butt end of his gun.
Grif: You gotta breathe, man! You gotta pull through! Come on, Sarge!
"Are you trying to make him stay dead even more you fucking idiot!" Mine shouted.
"Well some of us didn't like him, so he should retire quickly in the afterlife." Lubbock shrugged.
Cut to Sarge in "Dead World."
Sarge: That is not the way you were trained to do that, Private!
Church: He can't hear you.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Grif, this isn't working. We have to try something else.
Cut to Church in "Dead World."
Church: If he gives you mouth to mouth, I'm leaving.
"I wouldn't mind that if Tatsumi and Lubbock are in trouble." Bulat blushed.
Tatsumi and Lubbock turned green and almost threw up at the comment.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: ...Maybe you should give him mouth to mouth.
"Hahaha! This should be good!" Leone laughed out loud.
"I can't wait to hear Sarge's reaction to this." Chelsea smirked.
"I'm going to be sick if this is really happening." Tatsumi groaned as the bile is rising up again.
Cut to Church in "Dead World."
Church: I'm leaving.
Sarge: I can't believe how hard they're trying to save me.
Church: Why wouldn't they? I mean, my team didn't, but, why wouldn't yours?
Sarge: I thought they didn't like me.
"Well they do, but they can't complete any assignments without you." Bulat stated.
"And they'll screw up even more and die with no one pulling rank on them too." Leone added.
Church: Aw, don't sell yourself short. I don't even know ya, and here I am about to guide you to Heaven for only five bucks.
"Don't be such a greedy asshole man." Tatsumi frowned.
"I rather be in Heaven without paying thank you very much." Mine added.
Sarge: Hold on, if you're an angel, how come you ain't got no wings?
"He's starting to become suspicious now." Bulat commented.
"Church has some explaining to do." Leone snickered.
"I'm waiting for the rage-fest to happen." Chelsea said.
Church: Because nobody rang a bell, ah heh heh heh heh. Seriously, do you have the money or don't you?
Sarge: Oh, I feel the worst about Grif. I always made fun of him. I never even told him... he was my son.
Church: No way! The orange guy is your son?
"Highly impossible." Akame commented bluntly.
"More like the son he doesn't want to have." Najenda stated.
Sarge: Nah, I just wanted to screw with him one last time. But now I'll never get that chance.
"I'm sure he'll have the opportunity to get it." Susanoo said.
"If Grif and Simmons successfully revives Sarge back then he would." Lubbock added.
Cut to Grif rising to his feet.
"Did Grif failed or they actually save Sarge?" Sheele asked.
"Let's find out." Bulat commented.
Grif: He's breathing! We saved Sarge!
Some celebrated Sarge's recovery while others felt slight pity for Grif if the senile Red tries to lash out the orange-armored soldier.
Cut to Sarge in "Dead World."
Sarge: I'm what?
Church: He's what?
Sarge: Well, I'll be a monkey's... they saved me.
Church: What? No, come back! We need to even the sides!
"Sorry Church, but you're going to be stuck in the afterlife with Sheila now." Mine stated.
"And try not to act like a total asshole whenever you're with her either." Chelsea added.
Sarge: Thanks for your help, wingless angel fella! (voice starts to fade away) Will I remember any of this?
Church: Yes, but only if you give me two dollars!
Sarge regains consciousness and stands up between Grif and Simmons in the real world, the wavy effect is no longer present.
Sarge: (clears throat) There. What... What happened here?
"Church possessed you to rescue Tex and Caboose shot you in the head." Najenda stated.
"And you're lucky that Grif managed to save you or else you'd be totally dead." Chelsea added.
"Yeah and the rest of your team would be even more screwed if not for Grif." Mine replied.
Simmons: Sir, you got shot in the head, so we gave you CPR and saved you, sir.
Sarge: I always believed in you, Simmons.
Simmons: Uh, actually, it's Grif you should thank, sir. He did all the work.
Sarge: Grif?
"Yeah Grif saved you while Simmons was just standing on the sidelines." Lubbock said.
"So it's best that you at least try to thank him for it." Tatsumi added.
"And try not to be a jerk about it too." Sheele reminded.
Simmons: Yes, sir.
Sarge: Grif, why in Hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head!? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
Grif: (sighs) You're welcome, sir.
Sarge: I mean it's all so damn inconsistent! What would you do if they stabbed me in the toe?) Rub my neck with aloe vera? Hey there, Grif! I think I feel an aneurysm comin' on. Could you help me out with one of them therapeutic mass-ag-es? ...Use your fingers, not your knuckles. ...That there, that's good. Lower back. Yeah, I can feel that working already. Don't be afraid to go too low. (long pause) ...oh yeah, shiatzu.
(End episode)
"That was a pretty interesting speech that Sarge made." Chelsea spoke up.
"Yeah, can't wait to see what the next episode is like now." Bulat said.
Everyone started stretching for a while before Chelsea started the next episode up.