DISCLAIMER: I do not own Red vs Blue and/or Akame ga kiru. They belong to their respective owners.

As Chelsea starts the next episode after everyone stretches for a bit, but then they see something that they did not expected to happen.

Donut stands on top of Red Base in pink armor.

Almost everyone started laughing at the color that Donut is currently wearing right now.

"He's wearing pink!? Hahahaha!" Leone laughed hysterically.

"It hurts so much, but it's too funny!" Lubbock added between laughs.

"Now I want an advanced armor with my favorite color now." Mine spoke up as she liked the pink armor color.

Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the Blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!

"I don't know if Command gave him that color just for laughs or they just ran out of red-related colors." Bulat chuckled.

"Whatever suits him fine, besides, real men wear pink." Najenda smirked.

"Real men do wear pink at certain times." Akame agreed.

Grif and Simmons look at each other.

Grif: Uh... hey, Donut?

Donut: What?

Simmons: Um, about your armour...

Donut: What about it?

Simmons: How do I put this... Your armour is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, uh, you wanna help me out here?

Grif: It's pink. Your armour is frickin' pink!

Simmons: Yeah, that's it. Pink.

Donut: Pink? My armor's not pink!

"It is pink man!" Tatsumi exclaimed.

"It's more like a dark or lighter pink from the way we see it." Chelsea observed.

Grif: PINK.

Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink.

Donut: You guys are color-blind. Why would they give me pink armour?

Grif: Hey, don't ask, don't tell.

"Yeah, we'll never know the real reason anyways." Susanoo stated.

"But I'm still curious as to why they gave Donut pink-colored armor." Sheele commented.

Simmons: (over Grif's laughter) Heh, that's not funny.

Grif: (laughs a little more) It's a little funny.

Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uh... a "lightish red".

Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink.

Donut: I hate you guys.

"And we like you for being part of the comic relief Donut." Leone smiled.

"Yeah, the pink armor was very funny and surprising." Mine admitted.

Sarge: (running up the ramp with Lopez in tow) Well hello, dirt bags... and a fine hello to you, madam.

Donut: It's LIGHT red.

"Don't try to deny that it's pink Donut." Najenda commented.

"Or else everyone will keep questioning about it as time goes on." Chelsea added.

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Donut: Yes sir.

Everyone were leaning in interest to see what's so special about this package that Sarge wants.

Sarge: Excellent.

Donut: (holding up a mechanical unit) They said this speech unit should work with Lopez.

Grif: Speech unit?

"What's a speech unit?" Sheele asked in confusion.

"It's probably an advanced device that allows some for of intelligent communication to anyone that can't speak." Bulat explained.

"That would definitely come in handy if there's people that are too foreign to understand during conversation." Mine replied.

Donut: (handing the unit over to Sarge) Here you go.

Sarge: Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I started building Lopez, but once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to. ...No offence, Simmons.

Everyone all blinked at the thought of Sarge successfully building a robot despite his personality and experience.

Simmons: Oh, don't worry, I know who you meant, sir.

Grif: Wait a second.. Lopez is a robot?

"He really is a robot?" Tatsumi repeated.

"I noticed some autonomous behavior when Lopez was once on screen." Susanoo informed.

"Well I guess Sarge isn't some complete idiot after all." Chelsea said.

Simmons: Of course he is. You didn't notice that he never talks?

Grif: I just thought he was a really quiet guy.

"I was wondering the same thing too." Akame admitted before munching on her chicken.

"Or he was just a mute all this time." Leone added.

Sarge: And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention?

Grif: Well I-I did think the motor oil thing was a bit odd... Uh, I just thought he was trying to impress me.

"I guess Lopez needed some things to recharge his power." Mine commented.

"And the others didn't realize it at first." Sheele replied.

"They thought he was just impressing them by doing those things." Lubbock added.

Simmons: Hey, sir. You really should ground yourself before handling that card.

Sarge: How come?

Simmons: Because static could damage the card.

Sarge: Come on. That's an urban legend they use to sell those stupid bracelets. (Grif and Simmons look at each other) And I suppose Pop Rocks and soda's gonna make my stomach blow up! (he inserts the card and there's a visible electric discharge which makes him jumps back) YOW!

"That's so much of an urban legend now huh?" Najenda smirked.

"Sarge would do anything without admitting safety procedures." Susanoo stated.

Simmons: Sir. I won't say I told you so, sir.

Sarge: Good. I'd hate to make Strawberry Shortcake here my new favourite Private.

Donut: It's not pink, it's lightish red!

Everyone decided to not comment any further about this and kept watching.

Cut to Caboose and Tucker outside the Blue Base. Tucker's armor is clean, but Caboose's is still black.

Caboose: (panting) Ah, man, uh, you know, this stuff does not come off easy?

Tucker: Yeah, this was a lot easier when we were cleaning just my armor.

Caboose: Yeah, I know that, that's I think because you know, uh, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

"I guess they're having some trouble removing the soot on their armor." Tatsumi commented.

"And Tucker isn't returning the favor of cleaning Caboose's armor." Chelsea added.

Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team-killing.

Some of them all hissed and snickered at the cold burn.

Caboose: Ah, ah, aaahhhh ha ha ha ha ah yeah, ah yeah aha, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... Don't make me mad.

Cut to Donut.

Donut: So, what happened to me anyway? I recall something about a spider on my head?

Grif: Right. That was a grenade.

Donut: And the last thing I remember... is a loud bang... and then Simmons fainting...

"Looks like Donut missed all of the action that Tex has made." Leone commented.

"And he missed more when Command gave him his armor color." Akame added.

"Kinda sucks for him to miss all that action." Lubbock sighed.

Grif: Ha! Told you so!

Simmons: I did not faint.

Sarge: Done and done. Lopez. Activate speech unit!

Lopez: Buenos días. Y la gracias da por activar mi función del discurso. Soy el número de modelo cero uno cero uno uno tres cuatro ocho ocho dos tres.

Everyone were absolute dumbfounded at the foreign language that Lopez is currently speaking.

Donut: (over the last five numbers) Am I the only one not understanding any of this?

"Yeah, we're completely in the dark here as well." Chelsea said.

"I'll have Susanoo to carefully decipher on what he's saying." Najenda replied.

Lopez: Me llamo es Lopez.

"He's introducing himself for starters." Susanoo carefully spoken.

"Well, that's a start." Bulat smiled.

Grif: Lopez, he just said Lopez! I understood that. I can speak Spanish!

Sarge: Lopez, speak English.

Lopez: Mi procesador Inglés tiene malfunctioned. Sé habla solamente español.

"He said that the device malfunctioned and he can only speak Spanish." Susanoo translated.

"That's probably where Sarge placed the chip and got zapped." Tatsumi said.

"Dang, I wished we get the chance to hear him speak English." Leone pouted.

Simmons: Huh, I think you shorted out his speech unit with that static, sir.

Sarge: Maybe Princess Peach here picked up the wrong model.

"No, he picked up the only model he had and you screwed it up." Mine corrected.

"And now we're hearing a language that we've only begun to understand." Akame muttered.

Donut: Seriously, dude. For the last time: Not pink.

Everyone were now getting tired of this really fast.

Sarge: Lopez. I order you to speak a language we understand.

Lopez: Negativo.

Sarge: Well this is just dandy. Lopez, HOW - DO - WE - FIX - YOUR - SPEECH - U-NIT?

"Why are you speaking slowly man?" Tatsumi asked.

"Lopez can understand you, but you can't understand him." Sheele pointed out.

Grif: Why are you talking so slow? He understands us just fine. Maybe you should try listening slower.

"Or you need someone who can translate Spanish for you." Bulat commented.

"I have a feeling that this is going to get ugly fast." Mine said.

Sarge: Lopez, would you like to shoot Grif?

Lopez: (raising his gun) Sí señor. Gracias.

"He would gladly accept shooting Grif." Susanoo stated.

"Knowing how Grif destroyed the Warthog, he'd definitely wanted some payback on Grif." Chelsea smirked.

Fade to black.

Grif: No, stop! Uh, alto, alto!

Simmons: Alto means tall, you dumbass.

"What kind of language does Alto comes from?" Lubbock asked.

"I have no idea." Najenda shook her head.

Grif: Then why do they put it on stop signs?

(End episode)

"That was a really interesting episode." Akame said.

"Yeah and we finally got to hear Lopez talk." Leone added.

"Well let's see what the next episode has to offer." Tatsumi suggested.

Chelsea immediately pressed play for the next episode.