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Chelsea started up the next episode and everyone looked at the scene coming up.

Cut to Tex, together with Church, Tucker, and Caboose, is standing outside Blue Base.

Tex: As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you.

Caboose and Tucker simultaneously turn to face Church.

Church: I saved you from a life of imprisonment. How the hell are you square with me?

Caboose and Tucker simultaneously turn to Tex.

Tex: Because I didn't kill you back at Sidewinder.

"Is there a reason why she spared Church and not kill him?" Sheele asked.

"I think we're about to find out why." Bulat replied to the purple-haired woman's question.

Church: You know, I don't really see how not killing somebody is the same thing as doing them a favour.

Caboose and Tucker turn to Tex.

Tex: Well, if you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now.

Church: No, you can't! I'm already dead, bitch! I guess the joke's on you!

"Well, he got her there." Tatsumi agreed.

"Yeah, there's no way she could kill someone who's already dead in the first place." Mine added.

Caboose: Stop it! Stop fighting. Can't you see that you're tearing us apart? WHAT ABOUT US?

"What about you?" Leone questioned at the screen.

"All you did was screwing up everything and that only made you a total liability." Chelsea added.

Tex: What about you?

Caboose: We helped you too. And what do we get? Nothing!

"You don't deserve anything after that stunt you pulled during the rescue Caboose." Najenda stated.

"He deserves punishment." Akame muttered blankly.

Tex: Well yeah, but...

Church: Yeah, but nothin'. He's got a point.

"So it's a 'return the favor' thing right?" Lubbock asked.

"Yeah, it is one of those things." Bulat shrugged.

Tex: I did help them get the flag back.

Tucker: Yeah, but you were paid to do that. We rescued you as a favor. We could have just let you rot in the Red Army prison, it wouldn't have made any difference to us.

"She would've done fine without their help." Leone commented.

"Yeah, they're totally useless to do any sort of badass actions besides the planning." Tatsumi added.

Tex: Fine, I'll stay here as long as it takes to help you guys win this thing. As soon as I have, I'm outta here. What do you need me to do?

Tucker: I have no idea. If you knew how to fix a tank, I would have you do that.

Tex: ...Okay.

Caboose: Wait, you-you know how to fix Sheila? ...I love you.

"Don't get carried away Caboose." Najenda said firmly.

"Tex might use the fixed tank to backstab them." Susanoo stated.

"I like to see that mess-up get blown up." Mine hoped.

Cut to Lopez.

Lopez: Entonces la décias "tu nos pesos más, yo peso más." Entonces pusieron los de nuestros cuerpos sobre la escala y fue determinado quién tenía el peso más grande. Después de eso me llamarían Lopez la Pesado.

"Now we're back to Lopez speaking even more Spanish." Akame commented.

"Yeah, and it feels weird to listen to a different language." Chelsea spoke up.

"I'm sure we'll get used to it for a while." Sheele smiled.

Grif: Man. First he doesn't talk at all, and now we can't get him to shut up. What's he saying?

Simmons: What're you asking me for?

Grif: Well, you know, because you're of, uh, a Latino persuasion.

Simmons: Simmons isn't a Spanish name, you dumbass. I'm Dutch-Irish.

"Dutch-Irish?" Lubbock repeated.

"I'm guessing he's born from a family of two different countries." Bulat answered.

"These new names for different countries are starting to become intriguing and mysterious." Najenda hummed.

Grif: But I thought-

Simmons: What?

Grif: Eh, never mind.

Donut: ...I'm from Iowa.

Grif and Simmons: Nobody cares!

"We kinda do care for you Donut." Mine stated.

"And now we know what place Donut comes from." Chelsea said.

"Yeah, what kind of name is Iowa?" Leone asked and no one answered.

Cut to Tucker and Caboose sneaking up behind Sheila.

Church: Okay, take it easy guys. When I was over at the Red Base, I saw that they've already got their jeep fixed. So whatever you do, don't let 'em see us before we get Sheila back online.

Caboose: Okay, okay. Even if we get Sheila fixed, how are we going to turn her over? I mean it's not as if we could just lift-

In the background, Tex flips Sheila back over.

Everyone were instantly surprised at Tex's display of strength.

"Holy shit, she just flipped it over like it was nothing!" Tatsumi shouted.

"That must've weighed a lot if a normal person tried to do it!" Lubbock added.

"Freelancers are tough." Akame replied before going back to her meat.

Caboose: Oh. She is a very strong lady.

Church: I'm the one that's the least visible, so I'm gonna head up here to higher ground. I'll keep an eye on the Red Base. If I see anything, I'll let you know.

Caboose: Great, I'll come with you!

Church: That kinda defeats the purpose, Caboose.

Caboose: Okay. What if I'm really... (softer) really... (whispering) quiet?

"Still defeats the purpose of recon." Chelsea deadpanned.

"I think it's best for Caboose to sit any sort of action out for a while." Susanoo concluded.

Church: Do you even understand what the term "visibility" means?

Caboose: Ah hah hah, uhh... good one, Church.

Church: Seriously. You don't know what it means, do you?

Caboose: Uh, no...

"It means try not to be seen by the enemy." Najenda explained.

"Well, everyone except Tex aren't the stealthy type anyways." Bulat sighed.

Church: Caboose, just stay here, man, and try not to swallow your tongue or anything like that.

Tucker: Just watch the Red Base, and tell us if you see any movement.

Tucker runs up to Tex who is welding on the tank.

Tucker: So, I suppose if you're helping us, you're not as mean as I thought.

Tex: (stops to face Tucker) I wouldn't say I'm mean, I just get hired to do mean things.

"I think she meant doing dirty work that involves assassination and killing." Mine commented.

"Yeah and I wonder what the other Freelancers are like besides Tex." Lubbock wondered.

"Probably even more or equally skilled in their own rights in Tex's case." Sheele answered.

Tucker: Yeah, but you like it.

Tex: Well, I think it's important to enjoy what you do.

Tucker: So let's say I payed you to kill Caboose. (looks at Caboose) You would still do it, right? Even though you're supposed to be helping us?

Tex: Is this a hypothetical discussion, or should we start talking numbers?

"Just leave her alone Tucker or else you're gonna get pummeled." Tatsumi warned.

"I'd let her take a crack at him anyways." Chelsea shrugged with an uncaring look.

Tucker: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about this any more.

Church is up on the ledge where he was killed.

Church: Hey, Tucker!

Tucker: What?!

Church: What the hell is my body still doing up here?

Tucker: That's part of being dead, Church. Your body doesn't really move around much any more. Maybe you haven't fully grasped the concept yet.

"They didn't even try to bury his body?" Leone looked incredulous at this.

"They completely about and just went on like normal." Akame said with a dark glint in her eye.

"Wow, heartless bastards." Lubbock commented.

Church: Alright, well let me rephrase that then: Why in the hell haven't you buried my body yet?

Tucker: Buried? With what? All we have are pistols and rifles. What do you want me to do, shoot you a grave?

"Don't they have any other tools to help bury Church's body?" Sheele asked.

"Apparently not, all they have are military-graded equipment and nothing else." Susanoo replied.

"That sucks." Tatsumi sighed deeply.

Church: Well then how about shipping me back home? You know, let the loved ones pay a little respect.

"How do you think Tex is going to pay her respects?" Mine asked her friends.

"Probably nothing and starts working on the tank." Najenda guessed.

Tucker: Well Church, here's your girlfriend. Tex, as one of Church's loved ones, would you like to pay your respects?

Tex turns around and starts working on the tank again

Tucker: That was a stirring eulogy. Rest in peace, good buddy!

(End episode)

"Totally called it!" the Night Raid leader called out.

"Well, nothing but talking, but there's got to be something interesting next episode." Chelsea said.

"Then let's get to it already, I'm dying to see what happens next!" Leone exclaimed.

The the orange-haired girl sighed before pressing play for the next episode.