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Chelsea pressed play and the next episode starts playing.

Church, Caboose and Tucker are standing over Church's body.

"Why are they standing over Church's body?" Sheele asked out of the blue.

"Probably planning something stupid instead of burying it." Mine answered.

Church: I am not happy about this.

Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!

Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.

Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?

"Can he really do that?" Tatsumi said.

"He can, but he won't move at all and will only feel extreme pain as a result." Bulat answered.

"I'd go for possessing someone else if I died for real." Lubbock commented.

Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.

"Yeah, it would suck if you agreed to that." Chelsea stated.

"He's going to be sarcastic about this whole idea." Susanoo guessed.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.

Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.

"And you're a mentally-challenged soldier with no skills." Mine scoffed.

"Well, he does screw up sometimes for the Blues and follows Tucker like a lost puppy." Leone said.

Tucker: Dude, you really stink.

Church: What?

Tucker: Your body, it stinks.

"It's a corpse, it's supposed to decompose like that." Akame stated.

"Yeah, but we really don't want to smell a dirty dead body anyways." Tatsumi grimaced.

"None of us would want to smell a dead body Tatsumi." Bulat replied.

Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.

Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.

Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army and it deserves to be laid to rest.

"Well, that's true on some military cases." Najenda nodded.

"Yeah and he tries to get things under control, despite being an asshole." Lubbock agreed.

Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?

Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?

Some of them sighed in irritation at Caboose's antics.

Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.

Cut to Grif and Simmons on the Red Base.

Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...

Simmons: Dirt.

Grif: Damn! How did you-

Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.

"Ah, that game is fun." Lubbock smiled as he used to play that.

"Yeah and fun to annoy a certain someone during that one job." Leone grinned.

"Oh screw you two!" Mine shouted as she remembered that one time.

Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.

Everyone agreed that the box canyon sucks and wanted to see what other places are out there.

Cut to Tucker and Church watching Tex fix the tank from the cliff's edge. Caboose is behind Tucker looking through the sniper rifle.

Church: How long do you figure until Tex fixes the tank?

Tucker: Not much longer. She said it's going pretty well. The gun's almost working, and then she'll get it moving again.

Church: (sarcastic) Oh, that's just fantastic.

Tucker: Why would that upset you?

"Yeah, aren't you happy that once the Reds are dead then this stupid war will be over?" Chelsea asked.

"Apparently he has some other plans other than taking out the Reds." Susanoo stated.

Church: Because as soon as she gets the tank online, she's gonna use it against the Reds, and they're all gonna die.

Everyone were wondering what Church is planning about this.

Tucker: The Reds dying is a good thing.

"That's what the Blues wanted." Najenda commented.

"But something tells me that it involves Tex/" Akame added.

Church: No, Tucker, it's not a good thing. As soon as we beat the Reds, Tex is outta here. And I still haven't figured out a way to get that A.I. out of her head.

"He's trying to take out the A.I. on her?" Sheele asked.

"It seems so, we might find out why Tex's A.I. is so important." Bulat replied.

"Yeah, it sounds important to not be ignored." Mine added.

Caboose: A.I...

Church: Shut up, Caboose. And if I don't get it out before she leaves...

Tucker: If she leaves you won't ever find her again.

Church: Right.

Now everyone were wondering how Church will succeed.

Tucker: So what're you gonna do?

Church: I guess I'm gonna do the only thing that I can do. I have to warn the Reds before she fixes the tank.

Tucker: You're switching sides?

Church: Sorry, guys. I don't have much choice.

"Now Church is helping the Reds now." Tatsumi commented.

"But it's the only way for Tex to stay longer for him to get that A.I. out of her." Akame added.

Caboose: Church, uh, wha-what happens when the Reds out here... to stop Tex, and then they come also with guns and they find us..?

Church: I'll try to help you as best I can. Good luck, guys.

Church fades away.

Caboose: Does this mean I should try to kill Church now?

"How are you suppose to kill him if he's a ghost?" Chelsea asked.

"I think he's trying to refer of doing the same thing when he possessed Sarge." Susanoo corrected.

"I hope he possess Grif so that Caboose can shoot him." Mine muttered.

Tucker: I tell you what: kill me. I promise not to come back.

"That's very tempting for Caboose to do." Lubbock commented.

"But for us, we'd just do it right away." Chelsea added.

"I get first shot at him though." Mine pointed out.

Caboose: Hey! LOOK AT THIS. (focusing on Donut)

Tucker: No.

Caboose: They have A GIRL. They have a girl!

"Looks like they're mistaking Donut as a girl with that color armor." Bulat chuckled.

"If I see any guy wearing pink, I'd back out immediately once I get the chance." Tatsumi commented.

"It isn't a shame if men wore pink more often." Susanoo stated.

Tucker: A what?

Caboose: A girl, a girl! Look! Pink armour!

Tucker: Oh man, how come they get a girl?

Tex: (from below them) Uh, you guys realize that I'm a chick, right? And that I'm standin' right here?

Tucker: Yeah, Tex, but when we say a girl, we mean a girl-girl.

Tex: And what the hell does that mean?

"They meant a girly-girl and not a badass chick." Leone pointed out.

"Still, they need to back away from her if they continue to talk on the topic." Akame added.

Caboose and Tucker: (backing up from the edge of cliff, out of Tex's sight) Nothing!

Tucker: Wait a second. If Tex heard that, do you think she heard Church's secret plan to warn the Reds about her?

Caboose: I don't know... but I think I know how to find out.

"Can she really hear them from far away?" Sheele asked.

"Her helmet might have some advanced hearing device, so probably." Najenda shrugged.

Caboose steps back up to the edge, looking down at Tex

Caboose: Hey...! Tex! Uh... Did you hear Church's secret plan to tell the Reds that you were fixing the tank?

"You idiot! Why would you do that!?" Mine screamed.

"They are really digging their own graves in a few seconds." Chelsea shook her head.

"Bury them in a random ditch, no one is going find them anyways." Lubbock called out.

Tex turns back to the tank then Caboose backs up to join Tucker.

Caboose: I don't think she knows ...Unless she can read minds... She can't read minds, can she? ...Can you hear what I'm thinking?

(End episode)

Still curious on how this plan is going to work, Chelsea pressed play for the last episode before everyone goes back to work.

A/N Hank: I wish I could but I can't. I'm focused on at least reaching RVB Season 10 for this fic before I can write any other Reaction fic... But if you want a 'Night Raid Watches RWBY' story, then why not try your hand at it? :)