Chelsea pressed play as everyone were now watching the final episode of the first season.
Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.
Simmons: Hey.
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?
"Why are they asking the same question again?" Sheele asked.
"Probably bored out of their minds." Lubbock answered.
"Or that they have nothing to do besides talking." Chelsea added.
Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.
Church possesses Lopez.
"Oh no, he's possessing Lopez." Tatsumi commented.
"And with the others unable to understand Spanish, it's going to be very difficult for Church's plan to work." Najenda added.
Lopez: Keegakergerk!
Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?
They turn to look at him.
Grif: I don't care.
Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?
Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesité darle... un aviso...
Caption: Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...
"Looks like we got some captions now." Akame said.
"Good, it'll be easier to understand everything without trying to decipher it." Leone added.
Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy el hablar en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!
Caption: What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!
Simmons: Um... Sure...
Church: ¡No, no, escucha mé! ¡La bruja teva a matar! ¡Ella está travajando en la tanque!
Caption: No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!
"It's going to be very difficult to warn them about Tex." Susanoo stated.
"Yeah and Lopez is not the best idea too." Bulat added.
Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.
Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.
Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-
"Just do it Tucker it's starting to get annoying!" Mine shouted.
"I'm one step away of cutting my ears if this keeps up!" Chelsea added.
Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.
Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.
Everyone were suddenly confused at the name Caboose has chosen.
"Why did he say O'Malley? I thought his name was Caboose." Sheele asked.
"There must be a reason for him to call himself that." Akame stated.
"I'm guessing it's a strange reason to call himself O'Malley." Lubbock commented.
Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.
Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!
Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?
Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armour vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?
"He won't understand him since he's inside of Lopez." Tatsumi pointed out.
"I wonder how Caboose is going to respond to it." Sheele wondered.
"Probably something dumb as always." Chelsea shrugged.
Church: (over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español!
Caption: Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!
Caboose: ... (turns to Tucker) ...He says he wants to talk to you.
Cut to Sheila.
Sheila: Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank.
"And bad timing too as the tank has already been finished." Lubbock commented.
"Church has got to hurry up before that thing fires." Mine stated.
"Unfortunately, it would be a total failure." Bulat sighed.
Tucker: Oh shit. We got trouble.
Cut back to Church (as Lopez) talking to Grif and Simmons.
Church: Un tanque... grrrande!
"Just try to understand him you two." Najenda said to Grif and Simmons.
"It's no use, they're already back to talking nonsense." Susanoo added.
Grif: Hey. I think if you're gonna live in this country, you should speak the language.
"On second thought, shoot Grif for us Tex." Tatsumi spoke up.
"Yeah, he's basically the worse jerk of the Reds." Lubbock agreed.
Sheila: (from a distance) Target locked.
Simmons: What country? We're on an alien planet.
Grif: What're you, a communist?
"The hell is a communist?" Chelsea asked.
"No idea, but from the way he said that means they're pretty bad." Akame replied.
"Let's hope we don't get to meet them anytime soon." Leone added.
Sheila fires and hits the side of the Red Base.
"SON OF A BITCH!" Everyone except Akame, Bulat, Sheele, Najenda and Susanoo all shouted.
Grif: Son of a bitch!
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Church: ¡MADRE DE DIOS!
Caption: SON OF A BITCH!
Cut to Tucker talking to Caboose as he looks through the sniper rifle. Sheila can be heard firing in the background.
Tucker: Okay, I'm getting really sick of asking people what's going on through that sniper rifle.
Caboose: Church is getting mad at us.
"I'm sure he might be." Chelsea commented.
"But right now the Reds are fighting Shelia again." Tatsumi said.
"Let's hope one of them gets blown up just like Church." Mine hoped.
Tucker: Ohhhhh. Well that's a nice change of pace.
Cut to Sarge getting in the Warthog and driving it.
Sarge: Simmons, I'm coming around in the Warthog. Get ready to take the gunner position when I come by.
Simmons: Roger that.
Sheila fires.
Grif: I'll uh... I'll stay here.
Simmons: Yeah. Stay here, and guard this cement ramp. It's vital to our success.
"Pussy." Leone mouthed off at Grif's cowardliness.
"Tanks are difficult to deal with because of their armor." Akame pointed out.
"True, but they can't deal with it like real soldiers." Najenda replied.
Sarge skids near the base, Simmons hops on, and they take off.
Simmons: Alright, I'm on board.
Sarge: Alright, here's the plan-
Sheila fires and hits the rear passenger tire, blowing up the jeep and launching Sarge and Simmons.
Sarge: JUNEBUG!
"There goes the jeep, again." Akame commented.
"And I find it funny of Sarge screaming Junebug when the Warthog got blew up." Najenda chuckled.
Cut to Grif watching Sarge and Simmons come up the ramp.
Grif: Wow, back so soon? You guys win the war already?
Simmons: Yeah, uh, did you want to finish telling me the plan now, Sarge?
Sarge: If we survive this, I'm gonna kill both of ya. Slowly.
"Now we're back to Sarge doing death threats since episode two." Tatsumi said.
"Yeah and he just feels like killing something really annoying from time to time." Mine added.
Grif: (kneeling down next to Simmons) Uh, hey, Simmons? By the way... The ramp is secure.
Cut to Sheila.
Sheila: Target locked. (fires)
Cut to the Reds. Donut emerges from inside the base.
Donut: Hey, what're you guys doin' up here?!
"There's Donut, I wonder what's he doing inside the base." Sheele commented.
"Probably jacking off." Leone remarked with a shrug.
"Ew! That's just disgusting, Leone!" Mine recoiled in disgust.
Grif: That chick in the black armour's back!
Donut: What chick? The one that stuck the grenade to my head?
"Yes she was the one who did that." Akame stated.
"And beaten the Red Team before she got captured." Susanoo added.
Simmons: That's the one.
Donut: The same chick whose fault it is that I'm stuck in this light red armour?
"No, you picked the color yourself dumbass!" Lubbock exclaimed.
"Real men wear pink and there's no shame in wearing it." Bulat admitted.
"I agree, it can bring out the colors of your true self." Mine agreed.
Grif: Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really, dude... It's a whole lot faster just to say pink.
Donut: Ohho..! Oh, I been waiting for this. (runs up to the edge of the base and yells) Hey, bitch! Remember me!? I saved something for ya!
"Is he going to do something useful?" Chelsea rose a brow.
"He might be, since he is serious of settling the score on Tex." Sheele stated.
Donut throws a grenade. Grif and Simmons are shown following its arc, then Church, then finally Tucker and Caboose.
Everyone were surprised and shocked at the good arm distance that Donut gave and they were leaning in small excitement.
Tucker: Man, that girl's got a really good arm.
The grenade lands right on Tex's chest inside the tank.
Tex: Aw, CRAP!
"Donut managed to get Tex in a tight situation." Chelsea said in surprise.
"That was a pretty good job, I guess he's not useless after all." Mine added.
Cut to Donut at the edge of the Red Base.
Donut: (yells, voice echoing) Hell yeah! Three points, you dirty whore!
"Adding insult to injury as well!" Leone laughed.
"Yeah, but she might try to get back up and kick his ass later." Lubbock added.
"But it's totally worth it to see her get blown up." Tatsumi replied.
The grenade explodes.
A few of them cheered while others were still surprised at Donut's epic heroism.
Church: ¡Dios mío, no! (runs out of the base toward Tex) ¡Tejas, Tejas!
Grif: Uh, where's Lopez going?
Sarge: To fight the enemy head on in hand-to-hand combat. Mano e mano. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said. But I do know one thing: You hated Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios, amigo... Adios.
"That's not how he said it since it's still Church inside and running off to get Tex." Bulat sweatdropped.
"Even so, Lopez still despises Grif for having work on the Warthog most of the time." Susanoo added.
"Yeah, he did kinda deserved it though." Najenda agreed.
Simmons: Shouldn't we help him?
Sarge: Naw... That would just ruin the moment.
Cut to Church over Tex's body.
Tex: Church, is that you? It-It's gone, Church. The A.I., it's gone. Thank you. Heeeee, bleah...
"Is she dead?" Sheele asked in concern.
"No, she must've passed out due to the grenade giving her massive damage." Akame answered.
"Well, at least Church's plan worked on a unsuspecting level." Chelsea sighed.
Cut to Tucker and Caboose on the ledge. Tucker is watching the proceedings while Caboose is facing the cliff.
Tucker: Crap. Church is gonna be pissed, and now he's got a body to kick our ass. Come on, Caboose, let's get back to base.
Caboose: I told you, my name isn't Caboose... (turns around and speaks in a deep voice) My name... is... O'Malley...!
(End episode)
Everyone were stunned at the last part before the episode ended.
"What... the hell was that?!" Leone exclaimed in shock.
"I'm guessing that A.I. must've got into Caboose somehow." Susanoo stated.
"And we'll find out more next time, cause right now he got some work people." Najenda announced.
Everyone all got up and stretched a bit before they left the TV room to continue working their jobs for the revolution.