AN: The reason it took me so long to post these was because my beta Doctor Snivy quit being my beta, so I had to search for a new beta that has... "adequate" writing skills, which I did. So, hopefully, that means I can get the updates back on track. :) Also, these would be the only PSAs I will be posting considering they are harder to write in terms of reactions. :/

PSA 3: RvBIAA

Church, Grif and Donut are standing in front of the Warthog, in front of one of the bases

Church: Hi. I'm Private Leonard Church, from the popular webseries, Red Vs. Blue.

Donut: And I'm Private Franklin Delano Donut, from the same show.

Grif: Are we gonna introduce ourselves like this every time?

"Yeah that's a good question. We know who they are." Tatsumi pointed out.

"It's professional that way." Bulat said.

"And at least we know Church and Donut's full names." Wave pointed out.

"Yeah and that Donut is not his given name." Chelsea snickered.

Akame and Kurome were drooling at the thought of doughnuts.

Church: But we're not here today to talk to you as famous actors. That's right. We're here today to talk to you as creative geniuses who are being ripped off by the little man.

Grif: Right, w- wait, what?

Church: As all of you are no doubt aware, Red Vs. Blue is the single most popular thing to ever be on the internet.

"I doubt that." Najenda remarked.

"It's probably got a lot of fans." Bols said.

"But what is this internet?" Stylish asked curious of the science behind the internet.

Grif: What about all the news sites?

Donut: Yeah, and the filthy filthy porn.

"There's... porn on the internet?" Wave asked dumbfounded.

"What is this magical internet?!" Lubbock asked.

"Yeah and where can we find it?" Stylish asked more curious than ever.

"You guys are gross!" Mine shouted but blushed at the thought of Tatsumi being in porn... and learning a few things from it.

"I'm interested." Leone said. Knowing she could learn something amazing from when Tatsumi becomes her first.

"I don't need porn when I have Tatsumi." Esdeath snuggles up to a blushing Tatsumi.

"WE have Tatsumi." Mine hissed.

"Yeah Ice Queen." Leone said as she buried Tatsumi's face in her bosom.

"Leone! You just said you were interested!" Mine pointed her finger.

"So, it doesn't we mean we can't learn from it and use it on Tatsumi." Leone pointed out

"Fair point." Esdeath conceded.

Akame and Chelsea looked jealous at the scene. And Lubbock looked liked he wanted to cry and kill Tatsumi.

Church: That's irrelevant. The braintrust here at Red Vs. Blue have identified a disturbing trend. It turns out people have been pirating our very popular webseries, and downloading it on a daily basis.

Grif: Yeah, that's because we make it available for free online.

"So it wouldn't be stealing if it was free." Seryu said.

A graph charting DVD sales appears next to Church, and it looks uninspiring

Church: As you can see from this graph that I have very carefully prepared, our DVD sales have been lack-luster at best. And clearly, this is the result of the public's blatant disregard of our amazingly original intellectual property.

Grif: Or because we haven't made a DVD yet.

Donut: Dude, don't taunt him. He has a graph!

"That piece of crap doesn't tell us anything!" Mine glared.

"It's just a scam." Akame said while eating some meat.

Church: It's unfortunate, but to protect ourselves from the catastrophic consequences of this global publicity machine known as the internet, we are now forced to take action. Sarge?

Sarge: Hereto forthwith, starting next week, hereafter referred to as "us," will begin suing every person to have ever visited the Red Vs. Blue website, hereafter referred to as "you dirty scumbags! We expect an average judgment of forty-five million dollars per case. Vow this day in to the grounds of ergo post proctor hoctor, vis-a-vis telemundo.

Nobody could believe what they were hearing from all of this. To them it was like a growing mountain of stupidity. Though Leone and a couple of others found the "dirty scumbags" part a little funny.

Church: Keep in mind, this is not an attempt to make money. But rather, a way for the creators of Red Vs. Blue to protect themselves, and the literally dozens of fans that we have, all over the world.

Grif: Forty-five million dollars per person? You guys are idiots!

"For once I agree with you Grif." Tatsumi said.

"Yeah this is pure nonsense." Najenda nodded.

"And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Grif seems to be the smart one." Sheele said.

Sarge: Ipso, fatso. May it please the court, I have prepared a second graph to address Grif's argument.

A graph appears next to Sarge labeled "My Foot, Grif's Ass." It looks inspiring

Everyone except Stylish and Susanoo laughed or chuckled at Sarge's display of hating Grif.

"Now that's what I call a graph." Leone said between giggles.

"That's something I could've placed in the dungeons in the capital." Esdeath smirked.

Grif: Why is Sarge our legal council?

Church: Because he has his finger on the pulse of the American Legal System. He went to Stenographer's School.

Sarge: Objection! It was Nursing Assistant's School.

"Yeah and I bet that went well for him." Lubbock rolled his eyes.

"Fake school." Stylish murmured.

Church: Ah, close enough. Listen, we don't have to prove anything. They're the ones that are stealing stuff.

Grif: But it's online, for free.

Church: Right! Which is why we're suing them!

"Listen to him!" Some of them yelled.

"Yeah you can't sue somebody over free stuff." Leone said.

"Or anything for that matter." Kurome chimed in.

Grif: But we put it on there! We put the videos online, for free, to promote the DVD.

Church: Exactly, which is why we're suing you as well.

"What!" Mine shrieked.

Run rubbed his temples since he could feel the pain of their stupidity.

"I feel dumber now." Sheele said

"That's saying something." Mez murmured to Dorothea.

"I need a drink." Mine rubbed her temples as well.

"I need four drinks." Leone said, leaving to get some more beer.

Donut: Say what?

Church: Yeah, you too Donut! (turns to Sarge) Hey, you want some too pal?

Sarge: I'd like to see you in chambers...

"More like the torture chambers." Esdeath huffed in disgust at such stupidity.

Church: Look, I know most of our audience members probably don't have forty-five million dollars. So we're willing to settle out of court. You can either send us everyone in your family's personal information, like social security numbers, drivers license numbers, birthdates, stuff like that. Or, you can just find your mom's purse, and send it directly to us. If you're not sure what it looks like, here's a picture of Donut's purse.

A picture of a purse appears next to Grif. Everyone looks at Donut.

Donut: What? I need a place to keep my lotions.

(End episode)

"I never thought I see the peak of idiocy until this day." Dr. Stylish lamented.

"You know what... I'm gonna take a dump." Lubbock shook his head while leaving to do his business.

"I think the pink armor is turning Dount into a girl." Wave commented.

"Pink will do that to you." Tatsumi said.

"What's that suppose to mean?!" Mine glared at her boyfriend.